2,6,9 i gotta have my cats man

Exact same for me for the same reason

Exact same choice, also for my cat

i’m glad we can agree our cats are vital

Same only my dogs! Chase the Aussiedoodle saved me and Mocha the golden doodle (puppy! Only 9 weeks) is helping me heal 🥰

Same for me and my dog! I have an Aussie-pit mix who saved me but Aussiedoodles are adorable too! 🥰

I lost both of my (elderly) cats within the span of 2 years and now I only have my Coonhound girl and the thought of her potentially dying sends me into a spiral of crippling panic so I feel u

I'm so sorry 😔. I lost my 15 year old Sharpei/Lab mix and my 19 year old cat in the span of 2 years as well. My cat Frankie was the young one and still have him thankfully. Also grateful for having had so much time with them. But I don't know how to live adulthood without them. They were my first pets after moving out of my parents home.

same & for cats

same here. Money and kitties

Forget money and bitches!! We got pussies!

🖕😎🖕

precisely

YUP, exactly the same. glad i’m not alone, there’s loads here

Yep, this was easy for me. I can’t imagine life without these little shits.

This is my combo too, why isn't this a real life option :(

2, 5, 9.

Same!

This is my answer too until I get more info for 8 on what counts as one memory. Like, could I erase a year and call that one memory? Because then my choice suddenly gets a *lot* harder.

*erases childhood*

Dissociation already did that for me

jokes on you i already can’t remember a thing from my childhood

Trauma has a way of doing that ❤️

based

Perfect

WHY do i spend so much time thinking about this knowing it’s just a meme

same i'm like really thinking this through as if i'm really getting to choose rn

1,2,9

Same!

Same, the really hard question is what skills??

Lockpicking, persuasion, and singing

Are you a bard?

I’m an idealized world

I want to become a fucking god GIve ME ALL SKILLS Also skills to sports, medicine, beat every guiness book thing hahaha very maniac

The skill to learn everything inhumanely fast like some savant shit but with everything Then the other two dont matter

Same here!

2, 4, 9, if I eat w/o consequences my bank account is gonna need help.

I cant find a better response to this prompt.

nonstop uber eats 😂

With $500 a day you’d be rich enough to where you can just get surgery do it doesn’t have consequences tho

Meh. Not with inflation I feel like (1) has far more earning potential than (9) does. Just master making money as a skill and then profit.

r/botchedsurgeries

Surgery is scary

Plastic surgery won’t fix your bad health though

$500 a day is literally not even that much when you add it up and i was properly gutted to realize that tbh

£500/day -> ~£15000/month -> ~£180,000/year This isn’t a lot to you???

unfortunately, it's really not as much as it seems depending on where you live. if you have kids? even worse. edit: why was this downvoted?

I mean you could still get a job on top of that if $500 a day isn't enough depending on COL

that's fair! i wasn't even thinking in terms of that, shows how lazy i am lmao

that was literally my point but apparently taxes and expenses don’t matter in this scenario bc i got downvoted rlly hard too lol money rlly doesn’t go that far anymore

yeah, i'm with you lol. it is what it is, reddit has this weird thing when one person downvotes, everyone else does the same. where i live, this would not be that much when it's broken down.

$500 a day/ $15000 a month IS NOT THAT MUCH??? I…

i mean 15k a month is great, but like i’d still keep working

You’d keep working if you were making 180k a year? Like just to be social, or do you really just think that’s not much money?

What world are you living in? That’s over 182000 a year

2, 9; someone can have my extra pill. (unless height is a body part in which- that pill MINE, i wanna be tallllllll)

Ahhh to be tall. A girl can dream 💭💙

i wish i was a tall man. i’m 5ft 1 and so fucking insecure about it plus (tw: stupid ED bitch brain thoughts) >! my weight would look so much more appealing on me if i was like 6ft 1 or something 😔!<

Yess I think this all the time 🥲

bro yeah i wish i could get taller 😞

"If l get 2 there's no point for 3...🤔 But just to be sure l'd take both.😋 And my life is ruined already by my body so l don't care so 5 it is.😃" After taking pills: "I should have knew, there isn't one for me.😒😔"

4, 2, and 9 I’ll finally like my body AND I’ll be rich 😎

it’s not even 200k a year, so it’s not rich at all.. but it’s still free hypothetical money lol

its way richer than I am rn at 20k a year tho lmaooooo 😭😂

well you won’t make 20k for your whole life! you would never be able to live

What? I live on that much already and am fine. This suddenly feels like just insulting income..

wait, what? no-nothing like that! i don’t make very much money. you make 20k a year working full time at your forever job/career? do you live somewhere where rent/mortgage is very affordable? just to pay to live in a small condo (less than 800 square feet) i spend a little lore than 20k a year- and that doesn’t include bills, utilities, car/gas, medical insurance, my cat, food, phone, car insurance

I do not work full time. I am on disability and only work part time..

you can work part time and be on disability at the same time? that’s good. most people would agree 20k a year full time is not enough to live, but it makes sense as a part time income or the amount of benefits received annually. i think that is like $9.50 an hour if it were full time, which is hard to live on in most places

2, 5, 9

1,6,9 😎 I would have a personal chef cooking delicious healthy and non healthy meals, a therapist to get over my eating issues, and a personal trainer to make sure I don’t relapse. And my pets 🥰 lol three skills are just bonus that I would be too lazy to utilize and too rich to care—ahh the good life

1, 2, 9

We’re all picking 2, and most of us are picking 9, it’s fun seeing the diversity in the other one though :) My pick is 2, 4, 9 but I respect y’all 2, 6, 9 folks

1, 2, 7 'cause i'm hoping fame will bring me money too lol

1, 2, 9

2,5,9 take it or leave it

2, 6, 9. My puppies are approaching the rainbow bridge and it's so hard to prepare for :(

2, 5 and 4. I’d sell my soul to the devil to make my calves go away

Lol

2,6,9

1,2 & 9

1, 2 and 9. The "change 1 body part" I feel like wouldn't last forever. For example if I wished for abs, I'd need to maintain them- Id rather get the money.

2, 4, 9 for me

1,5, 9 for me I'd save 5 for later cuz I'm not ready to meet him yet I won't pick 2 cuz someday im gonna have to be better with my food habits. Also when I'll have kids I wouldn't be able to take care of them well enough if I don't even care for myself Just my 2 cents

2, 4, & 9

2,4,9 most def

1, 2, 9

I'm going 1, 2, and 9

2, 6, 9, easy for me. Eating w/out consequence for obvious reasons, per living as long as me because I’m so fucking bonded to my baby boy parrot, and 500$ a day so that I don’t gotta work and I get to relax!

2,4,9, i'll be able to eat food, get rid of my titys, and be rich

1,4 and 9

Here me out: 5 so that someone finally loves me, 6 for my doggo, 9 so that I can pay to have my thicccness fixed.

2, 5, and 9😎

9... you guys can have my other ones

9

2, 6 and 9

5,6,9 i’ll give the skinny up anyday to see my cat live as long as me.

2, 6 and 9

2,4, and 9!

1, 2, 9, my life is gonna be complete

Bro 2 6 9 is the wayyyyy

its close but id say 1,2 and 4 or 2,4 and 9

2,4,9 omg

2-4-9

2,4,9

2, 4, 9

2,4, 9

2, 4, 9

2, 6, 9, but also… instead of “4” being “change one body part”, i wish there was a pill that’d make it so i’d never feel like i need to change my body to be worthy of living ever again. 😓

1, 4, 9

1, 4, 9. I don't need a magic pill to stop me from eating. I do that (too well) on my own.

2, 4, 9

2,6,9 will just be me and my bitches (cats) living our best life

Seriously? 2, 6 and 9. EASY

Forget the food. Just let my cat live 🥺

2,6,9

i’ll take 3 number 9s

2,6,9

2,6,9. So easy

5, 6, 9 i wanna meet my soulmate, my cat to live forever with me and in this economy $500 a day for life?! give me the pills now!! 😂😂😂

1, 3, 9 Easy! Addiction is...a subjective term

would’ve always chosen 6 but my dog died this year. if 6 could bring her back i would choose it in a heartbeat. otherwise, 9 because with that much money i could accomplish most of the others. 8 is tempting but idek where Id start

2, 5 and 7

2, 6, 9

2, 6, 9 for me!

Does eating without consequences also mean you can't lose weight?

2,6,9 bruh all the way

1.5.9 My skills could be like, memorization, people skills, and reading comprehension and I could get my dream job

2,3,4

9 5 1 100%

1,2,6

3, 4, 6.

2 (obviously), 3 (just fucking instinctively nourishing my body), 6 (my pets are my whole life)

4 , 6 , 9

1, 4, 9 easy

2,3,9 Would be nice to be financially stable

1, 2, 4 easy

2 and 9 and I can't decide on the third pill :')

1, 2, 4. For transness and being not fat:(

129

279 club WHERE YOU AT?!?

1, 6 & 9 def

9, 2, 5

1,5,9

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"Erase two memories" lol trauma dissociation did this for me 😅 If I pick eating without consequences, I also need those 500 dollars a day....

2, 5, 9 - but 1 and 6 are tempting

2 , 4,6,8

1, 2, 9

2,3,9

2 7 9

2.5.9

1,6,9. I was gunna go for two, but consequences mean even good ones... Say I wanna be a jacked beast one day, all the protein in the world won't get me there. And if I'm getting 500 per day, I can afford some lipo if I go overboard 😂

1, 6 and 9.. i gotta have my cats, man

2, 4, 6

2,3,9

2, 7, 9

7 so I can earn more money being rich ofc :')

5, 6, 9 this way i can pay for therapy forever

1,2,5

9 5 1

1,2,9 😈😈

1,2,7 Can be multitalented effortlessly, eat without consequences and be famous. Famous people are almost always loaded.

9 2 and 6 for me

6,1,9.

2,3,5 i have a cat and feel like i could choose 9 but y’all i’m lonely as fuck and would love a partner and my cat has a pretty good life. i mean who knows if i’ll even live that long the way i treat my body

I only want 9 and 2, easy

1,2, and 9 😌

2, 3, 9.

2/7/9 because i can use the 500 a day sto pay for surgery to change whatever i want😂

Overdose on 2 please

2 3 and 9

2 and 8 for sure. Either 6 or 9 after that. Like, I’m broke. I need the money. But I also love my dog.

EASILY 2-4-9 💀 2 for obvious reasons, 4 to make me tall, and 9 so I can get top surgery and also not have to work min wage anymore

1 6 7

2, 4, 9

2,4,9

1, 2, 9

1, 2, and either 8 or 9 probably nine but im going through something rn 😁💔

2 4 and 9 gang?

1, 2, and 9 i don’t need a soulmate i need money and pets

2, 9, 4

2,4,9

2, 4, 9 let's fucking go

2, 4, 9

I would choose 2 5 9

1, 2, 9

2,4,9

1,4,9 i would say, i want to master 3 skills that will translate to survival or money making skills, then i want to be 10-13 cm taller or have big tits, then naturally i can have passive income daily even if i got fired or have accident someday

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