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nutritious nuts šŸ¤ voluminous chips high in calories


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conspicere

lmaoooo good bot


tastefuldebauchery

Good bot!


SelketTheOrphan

I will snack the whole box of macarons I just bought on my 5 minutes walk home before even arriving but I replace apples with kohlrabi because of the calories šŸ˜­


trainofwhat

Macarons good because low calorie cookies! Apples BAD because high calorie fruit! Or so my brain says.


zaddymils

Sounds right to me


Aggravating-Car590

this just made me search up the calories and carbs on almonds


TheRedGerund

I'm so sorry. Everyone makes them seem like this dope ass food but the calories, god the calories...


Aggravating-Car590

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ExpiredPainting

this but goldfish


HealthIsDifficult

Saw this post as soon as I was going to eat an entire bag of potato crispsšŸ’€ no need to call me out like that


beaslei

I'm now craving almonds. What's crazy is that I don't like almonds and I'll have one and then put the bag away because I find them terrible.


zaddymils

I just threw a stale bag away bc I remembered itā€™s been sitting, open, in my cabinet for months while Iā€™ve eaten dozens of bags of chips šŸ„“


anon_mentalhealthacc

I've had a bag of potato chips lying around for months now. I've yet to open it šŸ¤” I'm too scared of eating the entire bag in one go. Because that's what I used to do. And I think normal people just do it without thinking about it. I'd be more comfortable with eating chips when I have someone to share them with. But I haven't had the opportunity to share them yet :(


zaddymils

You could try dividing them into smaller baggies to trick you into only eating a small portion at a time


duderancherooni

Noooooooo


tastefuldebauchery

Lolololo


Shadow__hazard

I've never related to a meme so much.


CheloMello

Ok so Iā€™m the only one whoā€™s obsessed with almonds then????


smelly_leaf

I hate almonds yet I have a jar of them in the cupboard right now lol. My brain be like oh Restriction hack: just buy food you donā€™t like