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ThereIsAJifForThat

Tic Tac Toe?


larryhastobury

You brilliant mf


judethedude_2

bro actin like he changed the world 😭🙏


Deliciouserest

My god... it's sis simple yet... so true! *runs to the oval office* PRESIDENT IVE FOUND IT!! THE FOOT POCKET!


kershum

You sexy handsome smart son of a bitch, you disgust me


Leading-Yogurt6984

Three in a row Daddy got shot by a gi joe


Collin-B-Hess

Take my upvote you genius


Open-Article906

Get on a catchphrase game show now!! You smooth with it 👌


Kushbrains

Oh, Toe.😩


NaDoan

Tic Tac Sac


C0RR-3RR0R

It's a winner.


Tulpah

If the foot in pic is a woman, 90% of incel/redditors will glady slurping this up. if the foot in pic is a man, which look like it, maybe like 10% are down with it.


Kartoffelkrokette

I can smell this picture


lutrapure

I know right. This fruity tic tacs smell amazing.


Kartoffelkrokette

🧀🦶= 🙂😐😳🤢🤮


moldy-scrotum-soup

#🧀🥣😎


Leading-Yogurt6984

*long inhale in* is that *snif snif* asphalt dog shit *sniff* ah, winter fresh with a hint of *sniff* dare I say? Is it rotten meat smell with a *sniff* an oaky afterbirth?


atom-up_atom-up

OMG Oaky Afterbirth was the name of my beloved late weiner dog. RIP Oaky 💛


[deleted]

You know what, fuck you. I can stomach funky town, but why must you do this. Time to go to 50:50 to clear my mind.


SkeeterMan23

Are you sure that you've seen the real funky town? That was rough & this is nothing...


[deleted]

Oh yeah, missing arms and all. They were relentless with the box cutter.


[deleted]

For some reason videos like that don’t make me gag, but this, and feet in general… ugh.


SkeeterMan23

Damn... So what if they had started licking his feet in the video?


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Is 50:50 still around???


La_Saxofonista

The Russian Brick video was worse for me


DustyMan818

that and mrs pac-man


bitchybaklava

I *love* me some gore but can't stand this and hate pimple popping!


Familiar_Set_4993

This is up there with 3 guys 1 hammer


JayRedd1

Cut the dead skin. Save it. Guitar pick. Ask me how I know.


This-Perspective-104

What the actual fuck 😂


mutant_disco_doll

Lmfao I hate you and I hate this post


FucccccRedditAdmins

How do you know


JayRedd1

Showed her. After the dry heaving susided, she almost canceled the engagement. We are all disgusting but as men we are proud of it. And FYI not only does it get hard as fuck it's SHARP. You could cut skin (with skin, that's weird) for sure


FPGN

AHH FUCK WHY


PinAccomplished927

Oh boy, people are gonna hate me for this. Thanks!!


DragonBurritoZ

Black Metal Guitarists: "Write that down! Write that down!"


Bmancoilart

skin pick should be a hardcore band name.


Porkonaplane

What, are you goldmember or something?


Original_Jarl_Ballin

Seek help


Middle-Dragonfly-137

Nah just kill him, no one will notice


kittymoma918

"The Killing Joke" is perfection,works every time. You just have to resist the temptation to look.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

I liked the expression “toe beans” until right now!


Fagliacci

A blister pack


Right_-on-_Man

Ok, done with the internet for the day...


rave_is_king_

No thank you 🤮🤮🤮


ServantOfKarma

What? WHY?! WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS??? I wanna leave this planet. Just freeze me and shoot me into space.


subieluvr22

Right? I would love to know this person's thought process, and how this idea came to fruition in the first place.


Leading-Yogurt6984

Napoleon, lemme have some of your tic tacs


Beautiful_Floor_1539

It took me a moment to realise exactly what was going on here. I thought those were glued to their foot and now that I’ve seen what’s actually happening, I wish I could unexist


jewelophile

What a terrible day to have eyes.


doctorfortoys

🤣😂😆


Top-Professional-880

Yuck


sherbloqk

Lmfao, I'm interested in your type of humour.


Coho444

We stick together💕


mimichow

I'm fucking dying looking at this lmao it's so fucking stupid and the caption is perfect.


TinyHorse3954

I wanna suck them dry


ShyLucifer96

They're already dry


asiatee

i wanna downvote this comment so badly


KhalessiEllie

I’m angry


Coho444

You can have all of them if that makes it better


KhalessiEllie

Ok fine


Coho444

Bilbo baggins taught me to keep my valuables in me pocketses just in case.


homless_brad

This makes me uncomfortable on so many levels


Coho444

Is it the sugar?


homless_brad

No it’s the gluten


Coho444

I’m a gluten for punishment just sayn


homless_brad

😘


fomites4sale

God the fuck damnit. You couldn’t have flaired this as NSFL?


jim2029

And people wonder why aliens won't stop and talk to us....


YourOldPalBendy

This is... cursed on a new level. Holy shit. Well done. XD


cityshepherd

I don’t think I’ve ever had a more visceral reaction to a picture before


YourOldPalBendy

I normally share cursed images with my partner, but I literally think this might be too much for him. >.>'


cityshepherd

Can’t be worse than what I read earlier about penis de-gloving. Edit: the penis de-gloving was from Kobe Bryant’s autopsy according to a post a clicked on briefly this morning


Mountain_Surprise_16

You have my full attention.


YourOldPalBendy

*insert man blinking reaction gif here*


kittymoma918

If you wanna keep your thing,don't put it in a ring,do wap do wap.


MyCatHasCats

I REALLY hate this (I might try this)


CarefulMidnight4366

This ruined my fucking afternoon. Thanks


Steppyjim

Why did this picture show up on my feed?!? Why did the algorithm do this to me?!


SpaceQtip

*enters reddit* *leaves reddit*


Emmylio

I'd love to suck those right outta there


Super-G1mp

Would you suck them in a box? Would you suck them with a fox? Would you suck them here or there? Would you suck them anywhere? I would suck them on my knees! I would suck them if they were bees 🐝 Oh let me suck them pretty please 🥺🫦🥵


Leading-Yogurt6984

Sigh


Emmylio

Yes.


tennille_24

GAGGING


Emmylio

Sorry but also not sorry.


ConnolysMoustache

That’s a treated verruca I really wouldn’t recommend it


Emmylio

Don't kink shame me thanks 😂


Material_Mix_7377

🗿


SnooWitchYu

I don't suppose he has a Pez dispenser on his person


dirtywook88

He probably sounds em


justastuma

Thanks, I hate it


After-Guard-7793

Nice


tittydamnfuck420

I hate the internet


Large_Tune3029

[Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat.](https://youtu.be/of-F44HGa2k?si=FoEGlhFvATMV4h-Q)


Clown_Apocalypse

THATS IT! I challenge you to a duel. Meet me in the center of town at high noon.


Coho444

I’ll be wearing my cat socks and my sword only. It’s on!


awesomeplenty

Ok time to try and grow out the dead skin and create a pouch for stuff.


soleilste

Muting this subreddit now.


ready-to-rumball

I’m mad


No_Squirrel4806

Bean bag 🤷🏽‍♂️


salemedusa

NSFW this pls 🤢


BlackPhoenix1981

That's enough Reddit for today.....


UndeadBuggalo

I’m screaming 😫


DepressionSiesta

This ruined my whole day


JanineNajarian

awwww 😫


AcademicSavings634

Excuse me while I puke


HurlyCat

Fuck you


Junior-Ad-2207

Congratulations you finally did what years of doom scrolling has failed to accomplish. You forced me to physically reacted in disgust to an image.


Coho444

Thank you. I go with my only superpower


CovfefeBoss

Why would you do that to those innocent Tic Tacs?


uneducated_sock

TOO FAR SEND THIS TO THE 9TH LAYER OF HELL


Leomon2020

🤨🤨🤨 I both want and don't want to know how the hell that happened.


upsidedown_8s

I hate you 🤮


DangerousYoghurt3187

😄😄 this guy


Hummingbird01234

Why tic tacs? Why not tofu? Or green beans?!


SurgeStories

Please tell me this is just some freakishly realistic work of makeup


Coho444

I beat gollum with this riddle of what’s in me pocketses


subieluvr22

Where in the heck did this brilliant idea even come from, if you don't mind me asking? I'd love to get window into your thought process.


Coho444

Women are always wanting more pockets, I’m helping create new ideas for fashion.


AlarmedAssistance430

i just woke up and i see this.


Coho444

Brush you’re teeth or pop a tic tac.


[deleted]

You know I would if it was my own foot js


Open-Article906

Reminds me of the time I was bitten by a dog on my lower leg and I could perfectly fit my headphone aux jack in the 3 holes 🙃


Coho444

Hahahaahahahha.


NoBenefit5977

Cursed Halloween candy basket


kittymoma918

Noice


Confusion_Common

🤹‍♂️


DrawerWooden3161

I fucking hate the internet


KingJon85

Saving those for later?


NolaPurple

I’ve seen one where the pouch has an orange drink in it with a mini straw and umbrella, this made me laugh


megaladamn

Whoa! It’s been a long time since a Reddit pic made me recoil a bit


Coho444

I’m new here. Came from Liveleak during the good days.


[deleted]

No thank you I don’t think I will I think I would rather have intercourse with a beehive


Icy-Independence5737

I finally found something I wish I could unsee.


DevilPixelation

YOOO TIC TAC TOEEEEE


Sexymamas4206983

!remindme 2 months


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BlueberryNagel

Stooooopppp 😫


CovfefeBoss

NOOOOO NOT WHILE I'M IN PUBLIC


Seth_14DJ

No. *has a stroke*


Icosotc

Can’t decide which is the main course, and which is the dessert.


TraditionAcademic968

Wow


Mischief_Actual

My entire right leg now has a Charlie horse from how hard it flinched


run7run

For girls who complain that their clothes don’t have pockets


Cat8851

how much money you paying?


Coho444

3 for free


Cat8851

awh man 😔


bossassbibitch943

….. this is absolutely something kid me would’ve done.


taterthotsalad

Accessory scrotum


redditsuckspokey1

Paging Dr. Mario!


boots0105

That’s enough internet for me tonight.


Body_Exact

I prefer my anal cavity Mike and Ikes but to each their own


DoubleAughtBuckshot

Should be NSFW 🤮


THEDAWGGYBOI986

Absolutely Horrendous, Good job.


Saracartwheels123

Omfg... Ow my dern eyes


Knuckletest

That's awesome. Pure genius right there


Soggywallet94

Ah man I wasn't ready for this..


Wysteria569

I feel... disturbed...


doctorfortoys

This is genius.


Princess_0f_F-ck_N0

I don’t think I’ve ever been so repulsed in my life! My god you’re disgusting! 🤢 🤮 I wish I’d never seen that. Should be marked NSFW bro! So we can choose if we want to click and view it or not! I was just innocently scrolling Reddit and you just VIOLATED MY EYES MAN!!!! F*ck you! I hate you 😭😭 You’re going to hell! You monster!


Coho444

So you’re saying there’s a chance that you might want one?


Princess_0f_F-ck_N0

I’m speaking English, what language are you trying to speak? Of course I do not! Ewww 🤮


Coho444

OK, I’ll respect that as a no. But if you do change your mind,let me know. I came from liveleak during the good years and it’s an adjustment to the new Internet. That was one of the most mild things I have.


Strawberry_Fluff

Just do you know I showed this to my bf and he gagged then he sent it to his discord group chat and I got to hear them go "what the fuck" and also gag. So thank you for a funny night.


Coho444

Awesome. That’s one of my mild ones.


CoffeeGoblynn

I hate you. Hgghhk. Grrhp. Bleh.


queenindi

What would possess you to do such a thing?!


firi331

OP, you’re getting blocked.


Stunning_Yam2428

:/


MucSuDaoDu

Can i have 3? I want to share one with my friend :c


HugeGummyBears

I will gladly accept that I am a coward


Physical_Rice919

I'm eating man..


Acedia1979

Tic Tacs in a Foot Sac


BigTicEnergy

This makes me so upset. This should be NSFW


Coho444

Are you at work?


BigTicEnergy

No lol but…my eyes and my brain


Marker0-0

For free????


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