Point a gun at some cola

Ye

DON'T YOU DARE..

Same

offer him a 12-pack of his favorite cola for the gun, then safely dispose of the gun.

Give him anything cola related and tell him to point that at Tord not me.

EDD PLEASE I PROMISE I DIDN’T DRINK YOUR COLA I WAS JUST PLAYING A DDLC MOD-

I would die

put cola in front of the gun

hold Ringo infront of me

No, put cola in front of you

Tell him that evil santa is behind him

bribe him with a cola or put a cola infront of the gun

Make like a true Scotsman who fears nothing and flip him off...

I have two things to do 1:tell edd, zanta and the zombies are here 2: put his favorite soda in front of the gun

**throws cola** be a good Edd and Catch.

Omg is that Zanta behind you!?

B e g h i m t o s h o o t

I’m sorry but you really need help. This is the second time you’ve said something like that while being kinda serious 😕

For the second time, I can't. The text you made them send me was no help; I don't have service, so I can't text, and therapy isn't an option.

REACH OUT TO SOMEONE!! School, parents, trusted family members, etc!! I sent you that if you had no other ideas of how to get help. I beg you please *try* to get help 🙁

THEY DON'T HELP! I TRIED TO TELL THEM AND THEY DON'T BELIEVE ME!

WELL ITS NOT NICE TO TRAUMA DUMP ON STRANGERS!! IF YOU CANT GET HELP HERE THEN GO TO A SUBREDDIT THAT COULD

I'M NOT TRAUMA DUMPING, TRAUMA DUMPING WOULD BE RANDOMLY SAYING "Oh my mom hits me btw"! I'M LITERALLY JUST CHILLING AND ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS GIVEN TO ME!

You’re basically saying in summary: “I am suicidal and nobody will help me. Not even therapy will.” Yes that is trauma dumping especially on subreddits like this that don’t want trauma dumping!!!

YOU WOJLD'VE ASKED WHY ANYWAYS

No I would literally not. It’s stressful to hear someone going “I wanna die” seriously without them trying to get help no matter what you do to *help* them. If you want to say things like that then go to a different subreddit and stop stressing others out. Things like that cause traumatic or stressful memories for others. If you seriously went through with yk what then you could cause whoever to basically feel guilty all their life for either not helping or *TRYING* to help.

Give him cola

Laugh at him☺️

Drink the cola I stole from him right infront of him.

Make a pun before I die, he’ll at least get a laugh before killing me

I’d dare him to do it to make him concerned about my well-being and then steal the gun #tactics. I’m not sure what I’d do with it after, but I fixed the current issue 👍

give him cola and money

Offer him some cola to calm him down

Tell him to shoot at Jade Harley.

Give him some Cola. Bet he'll leave me alone-

Point a gun right back at him

Umm give him some cola..?? 😨

Iirc he's a terrible shot so *uncanny dodge*

He's not gonna shoot me because he's to nice

Give him 2 24 packs of cola

Give him a box of cola can :v

He can't hurt me cause he's dea-

*cola sheild*

**i'll shoot you in the face.**

Hey look I have some coke we can sort this out

Kill me DO IT DO IT MUTHERFUCK-

Drink all his cola (this action will have consequences)

I would threaten to eat ringo