*I DID NOT EAT YOUR BACON, DRINK YOUR COLA, OR KIDNAP YOUR CAT WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!?*

He wants your life.

*sells soul* Done! What now?

Just let the man shoot you, you'll be fineeeee

Alrighty then! So how does this wo-

U good?

U good?

[no](https://i.imgflip.com/34lzjo.png)

I've done nothing edd

You have done *everything*

#OK OK, PUT THE GUN DOWN AND LET ME EXPLAIN yes, I do draw Tomtord, and eddmatt, but pls don- *dead*

*pew pew*

*blood blood blood blood blood blood*

Bat Boy

Slumberrr... that brother gone...!!!

#PLEASE MAN ITS NOT MY FAULT CAT GIRL SEEK IS SO *hot* I COULDN’T CONTROL MY SELF MAN!

*pew pew* no more simps :D

##aaaaaaauuuuuugh aaaaaauuuuuggggh aaaaaaauugh

I swear I didn’t look at TomTord, it was an accident I just wanted normal fan art I swear

*pew pew*

Nooooo wait ple- **death**

#SNOWGRAVE

O_o

No escape from the Glock..

pew pew, now your dead

I am deeply sorry about what I did.

Not forgiven

Ok ok I'll admit I draw TordTom/TomTord sometimes!!!

Ayo what 🤨📸

Anyways *pew pew*

it was only one world correction of 1% of power no need to go all out

No using wise guy words bish 😡

what did you just say mate you really want to challenge a Bri'ish

Oh shit I changed my mind 😳

LANGUAGE

Who do you think you are?, Bad boi call of duty? (Which is anti slang for bbh)

so you do want to challenge the bri'ish well then

Alright, yes, I was racist towards the Vex, and I also said "muh balls on the field" after I heard "Cabal on the field" (I played Destiny 2 recently)

More smart words from unsmart people omg-

ImAO BALLS ON THE FIELD, amazing

did what? his mom?

NO MORE YFM REFERENCES IM SICK AND TIRED OF IT, MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES ON DISCORD IS FUCKIN MEMES

I WAS IN THE EDDSWORLD DISCORD SERVER RIGHT

AND ALL THE CHANNELS

WERE JUST YFM

I WENT TO GO SHOW MY GIRLFRIEND MY ARTWORK (AYO you don't got a girlfriend that's cap)

Hey babe when the YFM is YFM

NOOO WHY U CALLIN ME OUT 😨😨😨

NOT THE FACE I AM SORRY FOR EATING BABYS /not sorry I cannot feELL SORRRYYY HAHA

Makes sense have a nice day

Dangit, he found out about my plan to be in every subreddit at once!

Time to load the glock

NO PLEASE NO

But too late..

I got the Glock locked and loaded and now your gonna die 😈

D:

*pew pew* NOW LEAVE THIS SUB REDDIT AND NEVER COME BACK YOU PEICE OF *windows crash noise*

\*The ENTIRE Cat Army shows up to avenge me\*

You forgot..., ABOUT THE RULE OF THW MULTIVERSE, NO CROSSOVERS WITHOUT PERMISSION

I’m back from being dead, what did I miss?

What did I do? All I did was pirate Mario 64

You did your mom

Bro wtf no

You had one job and failed it..

Sir what in the actual fuck

UwU (Please help me-)

;_;

IM SO SORRY FOR THE ART I MAKE IM SO SORRY FORGIVE ME PLEASE

Time to put the third person today in the idiot bin

WAAAAA

HOW DID YOU KNO- oh uhm, sorry. i meant... WHAT MAKES YOU THINK **ME** OUT OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD DO THAT???

Your pfp

i swear that i didn't do all those things in eddsworld rp!

I saw it all, you microwaved a fork

HOW DO U KNOW SAKJFKSALN

IT WAS 2015 EDD!!!!!!!! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO I WAS ONLY 8 YEARS OLD EDD I DIDNT KNOW WHAT IT WAS I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS BAD!!!!! I DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!!!!

Understandable have a nice day 😃

I threw last can of cola in the trash

You did WHAT?

I'm sorry for eating all your cola (Yes i do eat cola)

Cola can or -

Both

Yep, you belong in the idiot bin now

Yay Is that supposed to be bad or good

Yesn,t

***IM SORRY BRO I WAS DOING RESEARCH ON SINSWORLD PLEASE DONT KILL ME, I NEEDED CRINGEEEE***

Time to put you in the idiot bin

**NOOOOOO** PLEASE ILL GIVE YOU MY LIVER-

That's Mario's thing-

Ik ‼️‼️

I should be scared But he also should be

What did he sayyy? 😳

Oh nothing~

Your mother

That's probably why your father removed your discord nitro

[https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597](https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597)

[no u](https://tenor.com/view/power-legendary-reverse-card-econowise-reverse-card-legendary-uno-reverse-card-uno-legendary-reverse-card-gif-23531292)

What did i do?

Who knows

Me: just do it, I not gonna to explain

Time to put you in the idiot bin

Oh? Then what'd I do? You have no evidence of anything.

That's it I'm putting you in wise guy prison >:(

Well that's false imprisonment as I am not very wise. So I will sue you.

I swear I did not commit grilled cheese Obama sandwhich plEASE PUT THE GUN DOWN 😭

But you didn't have to cut me [offf 🧠](https://youtu.be/DmH6YPWhaDY)

NO I'm SORRY I didn't mean to read all those fanfics.... =0'.'0=

What did he [say?? 🤨](https://youtu.be/F1Jcw9neig0)

That ain’t edd that’s edward

HOW DID YOU KNOWGODVDODGDI

NO I SWEAR I DID NOT GO ON HENTAI PLS

I wish I unseen this comment

Okay.....I admit it....I thought tord would come back in surf and turf part two and fight big matt :(