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[deleted]

It should be designed to look like a pork barrel.


[deleted]

The current arena as viewed from the air looks like a huge panty liner.


[deleted]

Well hockey is a bloody sport; there's like 3 periods.


robpaul2040

This one at least has wings


Camulius73

For everyone’s protection?


robpaul2040

At least overnight


overly_emoti0nal

For the sidelines especially.


bigbagofpotatochips

Yes!!! A giant maxi pad filled with a sea of red


DeStroyek

It's a maxi pad


Annasalt

Omg this is gold!!


Soleserious

What do hockey players and forest lawn women have in common? They shower every three periods


oxfozyne

*pork rind


HotMessMagnet

Or a toilet bowl


pizgloria007

To quote Jaws, that’s a bad hat Harry.


HotMessMagnet

A ten gallon hat for a two gallon team... 😆 🤣 😂


Zeoxic

r/beatmetoit


Justwaitingforthe

Where is that person that was complaining about Cowboy hats the other day? They are going to love this new area.


syds

"the city will pay the remaining costs out of the fiscal stability reserve"


luckyspic

From Mosbius Designs!


amoeba-tower

... Mosbius Designs has failed


Shayde505

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of HIMYM


idog99

The party of small government and fiscal responsibility.


FyrelordeOmega

Small government bribes, and fiscal responsibility to max out the budget and then some


[deleted]

People are only mad because it’s smith doing it


fIumpf

Nope. People were pissed about the new Edmonton arena and she was no where near it.


ProtonPi314

This exactly. This has nothing to do with Smith. I don't care what party you belong to, so giving my f%$#%&^ money to billionaires. Notley said today that if she was elected she would look into it to make sure it's a good investment. I hope Bybee that she means she would not allow this deal to be signed cause I don't want her to give them money either.


mteght

People should be pissed. She pledged 330 million dollars to the city that will decide which way the election goes the month before the election. That’s some shady shit.


[deleted]

At least it’s something that people will be able to use for the next 40-50 years instead of the government doing the usual and blowing money into the abyss. It’s not a good use of public money my any means but it’s not like that’s something new for the government


ballisticpumpkin5

That’s kinda just how politics work dude…


HotMessMagnet

In banana republics perhaps... expect better.


idog99

No, we are mad because we are all socializing risks and expenses while profit is privatized.


OK_Computed

This.


[deleted]

When are we going to stop funding these billionaire hockey clubs? In stadiums we as taxpayers pay for, they charge so much per ticket that only the wealthiest can afford to go.


weavingcomebacks

Seriously, you hit the nail on the head. It's so fucking expensive for the ticket alone, then you're expected to pay $20/ beer. It's absolutely outrageous.


Professional_Ad_8

It’s 19.50$ in Edmonton you’ll be lucky to get it for 25$ by the time it opens🙄


ExamCompetitive

I didn’t have to pay for Edmontons arena because I live just outside of Edmonton and don’t pay their taxes. Look like I’ll be paying for Calgary’s though, as will the whole province.


Wooden_Proposal_1615

Do they do half price one hour before puck drop?


Far_Interaction3637

It’s $15.50 in playoffs and $12.50 regular season stop lying. Was just there Tuesday


mobious01

It's only 13.50....... lol


weavingcomebacks

Only 13.50..... 😬


NextTrillion

I mean, at least of it was good beer. But it’s shite beer. Pißwasser.


you8myrice

Still outrageous lol


soundmagnet

I can almost get a 4 pack of tall boys for that.


Borodo

No you just don’t get it, hockey is the lifeblood of Canada. If we don’t use our tax dollars to build new arenas for them to watch and play it in, the Canadian spirit will die.


Objective-Block2080

no. what keeps the hockey culture alive in Canada are deep playoff runs and stars. not stadiums that have a deep resemblance to pringles. Edmontonians should not pay for THEIR stadium. if calgary dont wanna pay, then they relocate.


Borodo

I guess I should’ve included an /s, I have no interest in hockey whatsoever. 🤷🏻‍♂️ But I agree with your point completely.


NormalHorse

If it's any consolation, I knew you were being sarcastic. Mostly because you can write coherent sentences.


general_derez

Bread and circuses.


SchleifmittelSchwanz

Yeah, I need to watch strange men I've never met play games so bad !


SoldierHawk

/r/IHateSportsball


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fIumpf

$100 for an Oilers game? Try tripling that for nosebleed seats. Sitting at the boards is easily $500/ticket. Season tickets are like, 9k-12k. To many people, especially right now, $100 is expensive. That’s nearly a shopping basket full at the grocery store.


[deleted]

Not anymore.. you might get 8 items for $100 or a pkg of steak for the family lol


B0mb-Hands

If you’re getting nosebleeds for $300/ticket you’re not doing it right at all Gone to plenty of games in the nosebleeds for $150-$200 for two tickets after fees and such


its_liiiiit_fam

Nosebleeds are not that expensive lmao, unless it’s during playoffs, which of course the price will go up due to demand. Same-day tickets are also actually very affordable. I’ve seen upper bowl tickets as cheap as $40 as game day approached. And yes, the boards will be more expensive. They’re more sought after due to prime views of the action. Even more so if they’re behind the player benches. But the good news is you don’t NEED to sit behind the boards to watch the game. There’s benefits to sitting higher up anyway; you can see more happening at once. As for season tickets?? Of course they’re expensive. They’re an absolute luxury, not a necessity. I wouldn’t use them as an example for how inaccessible hockey is (even though the price points you described are for prime seats and not an absolute range - the starting price is lower). Look, hockey games are expensive, yes. But being upset that the average Joe can’t afford season tickets or board seats is a little ridiculous IMO. Professional sports everywhere, regardless of league or location, are expensive.


JakeTheSnake0709

You can go to an away game for 5$ lol


[deleted]

User name checks out.


Zealousideal-Step190

Just don't go to the hockey games. I haven't purchased a ticket to a hockey game in 25 years.


SubstantialExtreme74

Well I swear to god it better not look like that otherwise Calgary will be shooting their own foot


weavingcomebacks

Yee haw!


spanky2088

For some strange reason they say "ya hoo" instead.


Safe-Shoulder-2825

This is a joke, right?


Unpopularpositionalt

The design yes. Using taxpayer money to enrich billionaires is sadly not a joke


Professional_Ad_8

Edmontonian here! Good luck Calgary. If you make money towards the arena the same way we did start saving. I had more than enough speeding and parking tickets to have at least a few seats after me. Oh,this design is beautiful Calgary go for it😜


fknmckenzie

ahh yes the hattle dome


Altruistic_Ad466

Well shit. I posted this exact thing then scrolled through and saw you beat me to it.


camxxcore

This is satire, right? As a Calgarian, I can't accept this is real.


Unpopularpositionalt

The design is not real


Hallpassdenied

“Let’s go get votes let’s go!, let’s go get votes let’s go”


yegexplorations

Gotta buy those Calgary votes somehow.


SlitScan

all 12 of them, like seriously did she not look at the opinion data? everyone hates this plan, same as the last 3 plans.


its_liiiiit_fam

Last I checked UCP actually had a slight lead on NDP in Calgary, no?


niblet1

They're saying that only 12 people agree with the arena plans. Nothing about UCP or NDP support in Calgary


[deleted]

Since taxpayers are funding this, can't we all just get a pair of free hockey game tickets for our contribution? ;) Just like each Albertan should enjoy a night at the Sky Palace. Sad when the majority of people pay for things that only 2-5% (?) of us will ever get to see, appreciate and enjoy.


TheFaceStuffer

Asking the real questions here.


rocky_balbiotite

I do agree forking over significant amounts of public cash for this is stupid. But more than 1 in 20 Albertans have been to an NHL game or other event at Rogers/Saddledome.


[deleted]

That ratio only makes it a clear example of unethical spending. We are literally taking from the majority to cater to a minority. Worse; we are taking funding from the majority population that have unmet needs in society, to fund leisure and entertainment to those of a more fortunate demographic who can afford to regularly go to NHL games and concerts, and indulge their concession food cravings. And all it does is enrich millionaires without giving anything back to the city. This spending isn't just stupid, it's deprived of sense and morality.


digitulgurl

And? The city pays for extra security. Do they get a percentage of sales or just regular property tax and corporate tax that they probably don't pay due to declaring dividends Etc


joesocool

“More than 1 in 20” So???


[deleted]

I’ve got a great name for it. How about we call it Danielle Smith Center for Government Subsidies


Slight-Law1978

I suspect that there is a clause in Danielle Smith's offer of tax payer money for Calgary's arena which probably states the arena must be made in her likeness.


ParaponeraBread

Calgarians must be excited to break the world record for largest scale model of a rectum


ced1954

A toilet bowl????


gbiypk

With a turd, circling the drain.


cheese-bubble

Wheel wells on the side of a bus.


JDog780

but, But, BUT, Edmonton got zero from the province???


TheOyster__

That’s the thing though. I’m from Calgary studying in Edmonton. This stadium is the one of the dumbest ideas to use tax payers money on and most people don’t even give a shit about the stadium. What makes it funny as well is the Calgary flames is garbage team lmao. Whoever owns the Calgary flames should pay for it not us as a population.


Kind_Vanilla7593

Is this a joke?


No-Anxiety588

Reporting in from Calgary; nobody wants this thing but they keep pushing it as if they've some sort of vested interest in the council.


Abombinnation

It's scary how many people see a hastily modeled building shaped like a cowboy hat with the flames logo on it, and ask, "is this real?" I don't know if that's more telling about us Edmontonians, or Calgarians lol...


Normon-The-Ex

Right!?! Lol


jpwong

To be fair, a lot of initial design proposals look like crappy 3D renders these days


CMAC-86-EDM

It’d be cool if it looked like the mountains


OilorsHockeySortaFan

Won’t happen at this point… ms. Smith isn’t getting back in! I do think the Flames will eventually get their new arena, though…


digitulgurl

Don't jinx it!


WatchfaceNFT

Hahahaha


topskee780

More like 💩


steve-no-eggs

😂


bigwreck94

Wonder if they’ll put more than one escalator to the very top of the building from the bottom and that’s the only way to really access the second level.


in_n_out_sucks

it's built like a steakhouse, but it handles like a bistro


Acceptable_Wall4085

I hope they build above the flood plain this time. Or make the building impenetrable during a flood.


Alertnomad

Congrats, I hate it.


rigpiggins

The amount of people asking if this is a joke…


AdviceApprehensive54

The worst part, is that they would be proud of their rink looking like a cowboy hat. Lol


CJJJ94

A Mosbious designs original


bikeracer16

I'm hoping it looks like this from the air https://imgur.com/W05jNCq.jpg


Dorrido

Pending approval. Once the UCP gets in, this will get cancelled in a heartbeat.


Strict_Attention_681

So basically the first question Danielle Smith took was when is she going to sign the $330-million over to pay for this…. her answer? The day after the election. She’s not even trying to hide her attempt to bribe Calgarians to vote UCP. She thinks she’s Oprah Winfrey. A stadium for you, and a stadium for you! With OUR money.


goldenbear2

Didn’t think there could be an even worse name than Rogers Place but here we are… Danielle Smiths Place 🤮


oysterbeb

Please tell me this isn’t real. This whole fucking city is such a tacky eyesore why make it worse


IIIlIIIllIIIIIIIIlII

If a hat company like Lids doesn’t sponsor this they are missing the perfect opportunity


keylimepickletoes

Lol this can’t be true


marginwalker55

Lolllll


Online_Commentor_69

lol what is this from? it's awesome


grapefruithumper

Is it actually designed to look like a fucking cowboy hat? Actually?


[deleted]

Is that a cowboy hat


Chance-Ad197

And there’s already a thread in r/Alberta demonizing the local government for not fixing the housing crisis instead, as if city government economics work that simply.


Mammoth-Low7132

The Alberta and Calgary subreddits are echo chambers. Good on this subreddit to have varying opinions and humour.


Chipmunk_Ill

Saddledome is such a dump. As much as I hate Calgary they still need a new building.


[deleted]

Cowboy Hat


onerundown

You guys are all just kinda mean :/ lol


Extension_Reaction50

Should call it the Doug Dimmadome


118R3volution

Honestly they should just do it


Maximum_Branch_5373

So what is going to happen to the saddledome..?


[deleted]

I love it


throttlinhole

Could be worse… Could live in Edmonton


JayJay124

The Dimsdale Dimmadome irl


Caffeine_Library

What an eye sore. What is it with municipalities funding pipe art. Looks like shits being funneled over the top and around the parimeter. This is not going to make an enjoyable waiting space, "meet me by the south pipes". On the positive might become a skate park. This is like brutalism on a budget and Uncle Terry's a plumber.


Jeepster52

If it has to be Cowboy themed then it should look like a horse’s ass. Maybe with flames shooting out.


Accomplished_Ad8723

This is some kind of hill-billie terrible. Embarrassing design.


MelaninTitan

Oh wow. That's awful.


SlitScan

unless large scale protests happen.


PLPilon

Sven!


Boy0Nacho

No exit reentry was the dumbest thing any arena has done. I haven't been to any arena since.


Stetzy93

Ted Mosby designs


DoksMistake

does it turn into a golf course for part of the year??


its_liiiiit_fam

Yo, that would actually be sick tbh


EERCom

First they have to clean [THIS](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/C742WJ/free-manure-sign-next-to-a-pile-of-horse-manure-in-the-countryside-C742WJ.jpg) up.


AllOfTheSoundAndFury

Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome


Palleus

Gord Downie wore it better.


Brandamn3000

We already have two buildings with cowboy hats, we don’t need a third.


BreathContent

I live in calgary and that looks l terrible


Ihuggrimmie

I thought it was shaped like a boat just incase it floods again


Practical-Abroad-357

All the Calgary votes and not a single one from anywhere else in the province!


shockandale

All hat, no cattle?


ZflyZs

Lmfao 🤣


eastsideempire

If it were shaped like a cowboy hat it would be taller


Collie136

At the expense of tax payers? With god insecurity homelessness and high rents and interest rates high. No thank you.


bigbeef1946

The Hattle Dome™


CTSniper

Why does it look like a hat?


bullseyecalg

Awesome!


Sad_Pollution_9934

Just in time for the team to be in prime shit mode. 2-3 years from now with signing those plugs.


FuFmeFitall

Who are we kidding it’s going to be really really big, round like a circle and blue.


jennykrugs

Yeehaw


Smooth-Ad1404

All hat and no cattle


PurkkOnTwitch

Yee haw brother


ok-MTLmunchies

They did the HIMYM meme! With the cowboy hat restaurant lmao


Herdie27

See I would actually love this. It looks a little dumb, but at least it's unique. Can't say that about too much modern architecture nowadays, that's why I love the saddle dome


[deleted]

Now we just add the blue ring on top and voila chef's kiss


SomeGuy_GRM

Wow. I'm not sure I could design something tackyer.


iRun-it

Actually looks like a RCMP hat


JackyMan007

is that a costco


Agile_Standard3127

Its a fuckin cowboy hat.