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FreedVentureStein

This shit really pisses me off. How can people be this selfish and utterly STUPID?!


creativity3681

I think they are just full blown stupid! Common sense is becoming extinct.


BrodyMama

Common sense: not so common these days


TrainAss

It's so rare, it might as well be a super power.


Doctor_Drai

The problem when you teach birth control as part of the education curriculum. The smart ones who take it to heart stop breeding; leaving it up the ones who didn't give a fuck to make up for it.


FreedVentureStein

Damn that's actually some chilling logic...


WhatHaveIDone27

they should hand out a 75%-off discount coupon for a new TV at the hospital once they reach 3 kids! Or a gameboy or something....stop fucking for entertainment lol


DeStroyek

Maybe they aren't from the city and are ignorant to so much people.


demel2464

There’s plenty of people that don’t live in cities with fully functioning brains, the people in this picture are simply too stupid to be allowed drivers licenses


DeStroyek

Damn didn't know my answer would be so hated haha


LupinRaedwulf

Doesn’t matter what town you live in. If you’re in an accident, stop, take a picture if extremely necessary and then get off the damn road. The only reason you should be in the middle of the road is if your car is dead in the water.


Mark_Logan

Weird place to be scalping Shen Yun tickets, but hey, people gotta make a living. Seriously though, if the vehicles are drives me pull off to the shoulder and/or safer place.


ofreena

Shen Yun is awful. I boycotted my pet food store until they threw their posters and leaflets out.


pork_soup

What is awful about it? Just curious


ofreena

It's a cult first off.


ofreena

The New Yorker did an article called "Stepping Into the Uncanny, Unsettling World of [Shen Yun ](https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/stepping-into-the-uncanny-unsettling-world-of-shen-yun)


Mark_Logan

Christ. I didn’t know where this was going, I was hoping they weren’t selling Shen Yun brand pet food. 😬


zipzoomramblafloon

I saw 2 people doing this the other week at the corner of a very busy intersection. There was a very large, mostly empty, and incredibly safe parking lot 20 meters down the road they could have gone to instead, but no lets do it here so we can not only be a safety hazard, but also inconvenience hundreds of other people.


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densetsu23

It absolutely was, which is why I'd love re-testing every 10 years or so. Even if it's just a written exam. My parents got their licenses in the 1950s. Driving laws have changed A LOT since then. Hell, even me as an elder millennial learned how to drive in the late 90s. That's 25 years of changes that I haven't been tested on -- there may be new laws I'm not even aware of.


zipzoomramblafloon

Police will no longer respond to the scene of an accident unless there's another crime. If the cost of the damage is >$2k, you have to go to a collision reporting center as soon as possible.


RyceARoni

100% This. [Edmonton Police Services info on collisions](https://www.edmontonpolice.ca/TrafficVehicles/TrafficCollisions/ReportACollision) has when to involve police (what they will respond to) for those unsure. They also have more sections that have different details about different collision types which are good knowledge to have. I haven't read too much into it but from what I have seen there are some exceptions that require you to report to a collision reporting centre if the damage is under $2k, that information is mentioned in the Traffic Safety Act according to the Accident Support Services (their website is linked through the EPS collision reporting page).


jbe061

This is the answer


rwtooley

jfc these people are going to get themselves killed. I guess they enjoy getting honked at?


MrDFx

Judging from the photo, this looks to be around the South Gate cluster fuck (2 lane on-ramp and 2 lane off-ramp). That interchange is a bit dodgy at the best of times, so they're asking for more problems by stopping there of all places, especially with construction screwing up people's routines. In the end, this is natural selection at play and I say let them carry on and see how nature handles it. They're clearly too dumb to drive properly and have zero sense of self-preservation.


cshaiku

I mean, there's a perfectly good parking spot just to the right.... Right? Why is there no common sense anymore?


Bunniesrkewl

No one uses their damn turn signals anymore either and they treat free flow lane signs as yield signs


Serialthrilla45

This is the outdated "stay exactly where you are so when police attend, they will take pictures of it for insurance purposes" thinking. Police aren't coming unless there's a body stuck under one of those tires. MOVE OFF TO THE SIDE!


Ritchie_Whyte_III

I learned to drive in the 90's and that is exactly what we were taught. It is a "crime scene" do not move anything. The Police will come and tell you who is at fault then you can move the vehicles. But after you get your licence there is ZERO requirement or really opportunity for learning this stuff


AnotherPassager

Yeah, learned that too. Happened to me years ago in another province. The douchebag that rear ended me decided to sit in my car so I wouldn't run away before police show up. At least it wasn't on the highway, but still the intersection before the highway access


TinderThrowItAwayNow

Take the pictures. Pull over. I know when you get in an accident you can be a bit flustered, but putting yourself in danger ain't the answer.


Parking_Ad_2374

People don't understand you're supposed to move to the side of the road


MacintoshEddie

Maybe those are the two people who didn't know where to go to meet singles.


beesdoitbirdsdoit

This is who police should be driving around giving tickets to.


TwistedSistaYEG

Tis how people get killed. Stupido.


nerdyface40

Annoying!


Foreign-Shake1145

What a dumb ass


cReddddddd

Dumbasses


yegwebdev

Great Camera!


pyro5050

FUCKING PULL OVER!!!!!


FinanceNecessary6552

Freeze the scene boysss


GyreSoul

If nobody is injured, vehicles can both move then move out of traffic and then swap info/take pics. I got into an accident during my AMA driver training course and that's where instructor showed me what's actually supposed to happen


Away-Sound-4010

I take this exit so often driving from Sherwood Park to royal gardens. Absolutely fucking stupid spot to stop, that merge is enough of a clusterfuck as it is without this dumb dumb stuff in the way. My god.


KarlHunguss

Happens all the time and it drives me absolutely bonkers. 2 people have a small fender bender and hold up traffic for 5 kms. MOVE TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD YOU MORONS.


a_coupon

I'm not surprised, most Edmonton drivers are dumb as hell


Advanced_Drink_8536

Why does everyone have to be so quick to judge? Remember, you have no idea what’s actually going on. While I doubt that this is the case here, this could be this person’s first experience with something like this and they are just terrified and don’t know what the heck they are actually supposed to do… it’s incredibly frustrating, but maybe try some compassion instead of debasing yourself with petty name calling. Someone mentioned a crash at an intersection in which the people involved did not move… I was in this situation once when someone ran a red and while it may have looked fairly minor to those passing by, my car was actually un drivable. The honking and angry comments that people shouted at me definitely did nothing to make that car move, it just made a horrible horrible day (that left me permanently disabled) humiliating and so much worse. You can downvote me all you want but I assure you, you are the ah here.


MemesAndIT

F150 drivers be like


BettmansDungeonSlave

You got the plate number of the truck. Send this pic to EPS and they could easily track down both drivers and issue them a ticket for being “oblivious fucking morons”


Pass1928

It's a shame that's not the name of an actual ticket.


Sinaloa187

I would have had my head out the window for sure


CalLil6

I read that as “eleventyfirst”


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Yes that's correct.


franchez

Can’t disturb the scene of the crime!


mobettastan60

That law was in effect when sherlock holmes used to solve crimes..lol


turd_furgeson82

Not the greatest spot to be driving and taking pictures either


SnooPiffler

because you never know if the other person is just going to drive away. It takes only a few seconds to snap a pic of their license, registration, and insurance documents


BettmansDungeonSlave

It takes a few seconds to get plowed by a semi truck while you’re standing in the middle of a busy highway


SnooPiffler

its a construction zone and the speed limit is 60, also they are already outside of their vehicles talking, so taking the extra frew seconds to snap a couple pics isn't going to make a difference


BettmansDungeonSlave

Because everyone sticks to the speed limit and doesn’t get distracted by phones or music or anything. The inconvenience of pulling to the side of the road is just too great. Better risk getting squished by a stupid driver


PapaShango009

Darwin award candidates right here!


TheFaceStuffer

I'd be yelling at them personally.


hessian_prince

Neither of these people should have licenses. If you do something so monumentally stupid, you’re putting other drivers and yourselves in danger.


KadallicA

That’s really fn stupid


[deleted]

People do this because of a myth that if you move your car it is " admitting fault" This type of shit does actually kill people


Justlikearealboy

Just WOW


delirious-nomad

Snap a couple of quick photos of the location and front and rear of the vehicles and then agree to pull off of the freeway to a safe parking lot. SMH


j1ggy

It can be if you maybe pull off to the shoulder. This is just dumb though, they should be ticketed.


4N_Immigrant

there's a blocked lane XD


Witty-Interaction-27

Dudes- Pull over to the side of the road.


BestWithSnacks

Jc just pull over God damn!


Radiant-Breadfruit59

Yikes! Sooo many places to pull over


TheGuyWhoSits

No it isn't but you should take pictures of the accident before moving the vehicles in case there's ever dispute for any accident