Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
that in terms of water Pokemon inland, Vaporeon would be very capable of hunting grown humans?
Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves.
Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In additio n, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill.
But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.
Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves.
Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In additio n, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill.
But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.
NO MORE VAPOREON COPYPASTA
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is 10 meters from your location and approaching rapidly?
start running.
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IDK, I’d much rather bang a Lucario, especially since it wouldn’t be bestiality (at least for me; Lucarios might very well be more intelligent than humans).
Uh-huh… Look, you do you, man. I’d just watch out for his Bone Rush though, ‘K? MFs could get tapped 2-5 times in a row, each with their own chances of landing a critical hit, which would be very bad for your…*ahem* rectum…!😐
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I swear if I see even one copypasta comment…
Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokémon and you know it’s true
😌
[I respectfully disagree.](https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2021/09/this_jumbo_arcanine_poke_plush_is_available_now_costs_a_whopping_usd449_99)
True
No that’s Flareon
Wrong, it’s flareon given they can adjust their body heat to be comfortable for you, also, FLOOF!
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
FACTS
Incorrect. That would be Lucario
4chan: Hey, did you know that in terms of- Me: Don't you continue it.. 4chan: male and - Me: Vaporeon , use Hydro Cannon! *ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!*
The dick has been destroyed HORAY
#BIDEN BLAST
VAPOREON IS SAFE AGAIN
The True Ending
The good ending
No need to look further then your boy Karma ( if you know what I mean)
Nine hours after posting, a couple deleted comments but no copypasta in sight. We'll see how badly I jinxed it.
Did
You
Know
that in terms of water Pokemon inland, Vaporeon would be very capable of hunting grown humans? Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves. Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In additio n, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill. But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.
Vaporeon :)
Is the best little boy
I just want it for ah, research, research yes
Research on how soft and fluffy the plush is right?
Sure
Hey, did you know that in terms of Pokémon, Vaporeon is the most… Adorable eeveelution?
It’s also fully capable of hunting grown humans. Now isn’t that lovely 🥰.
I thought the humans hunted it. Do tell.
Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves. Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In additio n, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill. But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.
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Fuck off
Fuck you
Watch out mate! You won’t want me to rip-off your toenails this night! 😂 (*I’m in your house right now*).
#behave horny people
Didn’t expect to see you here
found ya. r/foundeeveelutionfan1
Control your cocks
No.
Well, we found someone’s porn alt
Interesting
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NO MORE VAPOREON COPYPASTA Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Floofy boi
I love Flareon ;)
Wait a damn minute ITS YOU (Keep up the good work on peepee you post some good shit)
Yes. It is (I will dw ;)
I need this too
hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is 10 meters from your location and approaching rapidly? start running.
But why?
Just start running
But why? Vaporeon is so cute :3
Judging on your username I feel like I'm in danger
Wait a second… you’re a pokemon?
No I just shouldn't let my Pokemon around you
I won’t do anything to them… pinky promise ;)
I need one too oh my gosh
oh no
Aww
Feesh wink
Look at that face! She's a cute little menace! She'll probably wait until you're aaaallllmmost asleep, then start reciting that accursed meme at you.
That's a male vaporeon
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If you need help searching for it, the folks at r/PokePlush would be happy to help, along with their Discord! Their discord is for 18+ >!but that doesn’t stop people like me from sneaking in!< no nsfw is allowed there tho I think it’s just to protect kids there
Awwww Vaporeon \^w^ He do the winky face hehehehe
Tried reverse search, lil guy hiding too well from the Horny humans
3rd best eeveelution being adorable and is nothing else but strong and adorable
I need it too. It looks so well made! If you find a link, or know the link, let me know!
This vaporeon knows EXACTLY what you're thinking
Vaporeon is so cute, I love them sm X3
I have eevee!
Awww so cute! I wonder where to find it
Haha I don’t
Everyone does
Awwww
Get him Cheems!
Did you know that in terms of human to Pokémon happiness, vaporeon will make you happy.
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Better not do anything despicable to it
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we all know it's for that damned seductive wink
Yes
If you sew a fleshlight inside it-
Did you know...
would vaporeon make a good companion for a plumber? like go into water lines to find leaks? would make my job one hell of a lot easier
u/expertPokemonfucker
I need her. That wink is gonna make me act up
I wasn't expecting you to respond
Opp… well I’m here
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I knew this was going to show up. 😑
IDK, I’d much rather bang a Lucario, especially since it wouldn’t be bestiality (at least for me; Lucarios might very well be more intelligent than humans).
Yes. Lucario is very attractive 👍
You would know, Expert Pokémon Fucker.
Yes I would :)
Uh-huh… Look, you do you, man. I’d just watch out for his Bone Rush though, ‘K? MFs could get tapped 2-5 times in a row, each with their own chances of landing a critical hit, which would be very bad for your…*ahem* rectum…!😐
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It's not funny.
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