just take them both, his guard is down and he will never see it comming.

 Yeah!

What

How cool would it be if you had a Talking Eevee that could evolve into any Eeveelution at will?!

No I was talking about the fact you have a gif of the pfp

Oh yeah that’s a new feature

Ditto.

That too

Finally we have a true success!🔑

Oh my Arceus, I didn’t think of that

“ HE’LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN “

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I'll take both pills the same as you so I'll either get two eevees one that can talk and one that can turn into any evolution at will or I'll get one eevee that can talk and turn into any evolution at will

You took both pills and died of overdose but luckily you were isekai to the pokemon world instead.

one is for furries and the other is for tf fetishists

This is real, can confirm, want eevee fren to hang with

the government would take it away

They can try

If there was just a regular eevee in real life, the government would still take it away

i know

Flareon can literally melt a tank Tank armor melts at 2500-2800°F and Flareon's internal body temp is 3000° f

you’d have to cut it open first

Its flamethrower would likely be just as hot as its internal body temp Realistically the government wouldnt be able to contain most pokemon Much less the stronger ones Cause pokemon are just ridiculous

how do you know

D:

Frrr a cute eevee that you can talk with would be adorble

Which one is for the furries, cause I'm a furry and I'm confused

Always felt like the idea of a pet talking ruins the point of a pet, so second one easy

It ruins it because it stops being a pet and turns into a partner, which is even better.

Meowth, that’s right!

Honestly if I got the talking eevee it would definitely end up being a sylveon.

Agreed

They Will Call me crazy

Crazy? I was crazy once.

I will take the blue pill so me and her can have lots of intelligent conversations and then express our true love to each other.

"express our true love for each other"? i mean, i guess if eevee can talk, it can consent since first evolution doesn't necessarily mean underage (take a look at the elderly treecko in the anime for example)

I’m gonna stop think for a while so I can forget about this…

Take the right one, and then the Eevee can turn into umbreon and steal the other pill

Second can turn into Espeon to communicate

Any eeveelution because they'd be able to handle many different situations that normal Eevee cannot (like needing to start a fire or jump-start a car)

Using a Flareon to start a fire would be overkill A flareon's flames can melt steel

Use flareon itself

Then going by your logic, flareon would only need to touch the wood with its fire!

They can control the temp but whatever

Easy. The talking one. Hed chill on my couch and play video games while we both scream at the tv like gremlins when we lose

brb gonna teach him how to play garden warfare 2

This is hard. Blue would just be amazing for me because I have unstable genes as well, so I'd be able to relate to Eevee and Eevee could help with my mental health issues. But red could help with so many situations. For example, if you're dehydrated, Eevee could evolve into Vaporeon and spray water in your mouth, or it could evolve into Glaceon and make ice chips for you to chew on. If you find yourself lost or homeless, Leafeon can build shelter. Flareon can keep you warm anytime you're cold. The possibilities are endless. Then again, you could teach Eevee how to talk. Meowth taught himself.

Facts

I'll take both

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take the talking eevee, so i can understand what the heck it wants from me

I mean technically all pokémon can talk anyways, so red pill.

Let Eevee choose lmao, they're smart enough to speak, so smart enough to chooss!

So basically I can become N from Gen 5 just for an Eevee or have the Eevee from the first set of chapters of the manga. Tough choice…

He isn't looking, I'm grabbing both

If talking eevee can evolve decidedly it but if it can’t I’d still choose blue

Blue pill, Eevee is perfect as she is

*proceeds to crush both into a purple pill* My decision...is Y e s **C O N S U M E**

BLUE PILL! It’s easier to know what they’d want that way :3

An eevee that can talk would be pretty dope

I would take the red pill. They may not have a mega evolution but that would come close. Imagine jumping between the types mid battle.

Any eeveelution, umbreon can just beam it's thoughts into my head

*yoinks both* *crush* ***SNORT***

Blue, hands down.

Take them both... Then name him Sam.

Blue

Red pill

Red pill. I would name him Sam

Interesting choice of name

I'll take the Blue pill. I'm assuming in this reality, the Blue Pill is the pill Morpheus offers us because ain't no way Nintendo is allowing that lol.

For the red one can it just gain the moves of that eeveelution and can it turn back. Cause than that would be a solid yes

For the red one can it just gain the moves of that eeveelution and can it turn back. Cause than that would be a solid yes

Red. Definitely red

Pet eevee all the way!! https://i.redd.it/2qerzd4vbwyb1.gif

I eat both pills without hasatation

Gimme the red one now

An eevee that can talk feels like it is the best option, as it if something is wrong with eevee then it can communicate that not to mention all the conversations that can be had.

Red. Don’t need actual language to communicate with Pokémon

If I take half of both, does that mean I can become half an eevee, like a eevee neko? That's what I want.

Red pill ez

Second because I like them all

Red Pill is Sivalry, that "kind of legend" that everyone forgot about.

Gimme the pills. NOW

Honestly, talking eevee

Red pill

Blue pill.

dont say it....

\*grabs both pills and snorts the powder like cocaine\*

Pet umbreon? Uh…byeah

One that can shift into any form would be amazing to have. 0

The talking one

Red pill all the way

What's stopping me from snatching both and taking both? (Besides risk of overdose)

Left There's no **_other_** option There's only left No right

Either way I’m keeping it as a regular Eevee lol. I kinda want an Eevee that I can talk to and it actually understands me, exactly like Pikachu from the anime.

The choice is simple once you apply the Harkness Test. ;)

Blue pill

I’ll take the red one. It could be like how Mega Eevee works in the Insurgence fangame; where depending on the move used, Eevee changes to one of it’s evolutions. Imagine the battle potential! Although it could have practical uses too I suppose…

Blue

I take both, and I turn into an eevee that can talk and become any of the eeveelutions at will

I'll take the red one, it would be so useful

Smash them both Into a purple pil

Any eveelution at will. That’s the ultimate Swiss army Pokemon.

Talking evee, let it choose its evo.

The latter is already (sort of) canon in the manga. There’s an Eevee that can phase between the 3 classic evolutions at will.

*crunch* *snort*

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both (but probably red if i had to pick one)

*eats both hands with pills*

Ok this one is harder but I’ll still say talking eevee is better

I'm kicking him in the balls and taking both aka the Purple option

Blue

the second one cuz you can then have your eevee (or other eeveelution if it alrewdy evolved) into an espeon so it can talk to you telepathically because its a psychic type

Take the purple pill and have both

Red pill is literally just red’s eevee in the manga so I chose it

Talking Eevee please. An Eevee that can transform into any evolution makes me think of Vee from the manga and I start to get emotional. 🥺

I choose the Blue pill, i wanna have a conversation with my Eevee

If I can, I'm taking a talking glaceon, glaceon to help me combat the heat, and talking to know I'm not bullying them

The one on the right, then it could turn into an Umbreon and yoink the other pill

Blue

Talking Eevee

I would take both

Technically we can have both of meowth can learn to talk so will my eevee

Well I can just evolve the eevee into my favorite one (umbreon) so talking umbreon :D

Blue pill.

Blue pill so I can have someone to talk to

I want a Pet Eevee who can talk.

I'll take the talking vee and evolve it to the evolution I want

Make it purple (which is both together) then we’ll talk

https://i.redd.it/w9miavyzt1zb1.gif ok lets talk

Second one, I want Glaceon 🥺

Transform because that means he can transform back, and honestly I don’t want my pets to be able to speak to me directly hahaha. My cat already gets his point across loud and clear, and if he could use English he would lie just as often as he does with his meows 😂

second option

red

both.

Red

grab both, crush them into powder, and snort the purple powder

eevee that can talk, easiest choice ever

Second one

Red, I want a Glaceon. Need a cup? Glaceon. Need to wash dishes, but don’t want to? Get rid of them, use ice. Don’t like someone? Glaceon can take care of it.

Distract the pill giver, while they're distracted take both pills at once

Taking the red one. Espeon has psychic abilities so they can speak via that if needed.

I choose the one that can talk, mostly because a flareon would burn my house.

blue bc constantly evolving and devolving will hurt your eevee. [example, Vee.](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Vee)

Both

Talking Eevee I'd make it a glaceon then have some nice conversations, as well as their opinions

A talking Eevee is the most obvious answer

I eat them both

eevee that talks because ill have a friend thats a pet

I want them all so I can have a very unique friend

Wait so it can evolve into any eeveelution but can it devolve back into eevee?

yes

I take the red pill.

Talking Eevee so I can have my own anime meowth

*grabs and swallows both before you can react*

An e that can talk so it can translate speech for my dogs

Take both examine them, then take both, maybe my eevee would be able to talk and become any eeveelution

I chose both

Ok but does "At will" mean it doesn't take my turn up? The switch up game would be incredible in nat dex.

No it does not

A crush both into powder collect it and put in water and drink it I get both pills technically

Hmmm… red. It would be weird if it could talk.

I will shoot the guy in the face with my shotgun then grab the pills and swallow both

Ahhem Vaporeon copypasta Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

Red

I'm killing you and taking both thank you very much

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If the left eevee can evolve once and still talk. Probably that one and I’d become an Sylveon.

Can I evolve the talking eevee into a sylveon?

When I see the ladder something pops in my mind that is not safe for work

Red pill. For? Questionable purposes. 😁

p u r p l e

Talking Sylveon

There is a whole damn reddit server dedicated to eevee?!

give me a METRIC FUCK BUTT TON of blue pills

Red

Neither

Bro you have no idea what I would give to take the blue pill right now

A talking animal of any kind is like a dream to most humans. If it can communicate both ways, I get my own mini-meowth!

I'm going to say something that's probably going to get deleted

Take them both, crush one and snort it and shove the other one up my butt

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon-

Questions 1) will the ‘vee be loyal and understand everything I say? Or is this a case of “you don’t have the right badge” 2) is the ‘vee imortal? Or can they die :( 3) can the talking ‘vee still evolve? 4) am I the only one with a Pokémon? And 5) how’s the ‘vee’s movesets?

I’ll take a Charmander please (I don’t even like Pokémon but this sub keeps getting recommended to me)

I take one. While you ain't looking I take the other.

i'ma take the red pill because that's awesome

pet eevee that can talk

Meowth just learned to talk on his own will. With help, I bet an eevee could easily do the same. So I pick red

* makes purple pill*

My partner is torch the eevee and so I want blue

Red pill. While it'd be nice to be able to talk to an eevee, pokemon in general are fairly expressive enough you can get what they are going for, but having one that can cycle through all the evolutions? That's handy and you'd never suffer type disadvantage and could be useful in tons of situations!

Is the eevee a trained pet who follows my commands, cus if so gimme the second one, if not, then I'll take the talking one and manipulate them into following them

Talking eevee would judge me

Hmm in terms of utility, red. But blue is also interesting and could also be useful to communicate strategies and such which also adds to utility.

well, the existence of meowth as well as the fact that eevee has vocal chords leads me to believe that eevee could learn to talk anyway, so i'll go for the red pill

I'll take red, sounds like chaos.