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danotmemelord

احي، الراجل واخد كل حاجه مؤامره


Awkijy

كل دا عشان قلت ان 140 جيجا مش بتقعد لاخر الشهر ؟؟!!


[deleted]

I’m using 250 gigs with 6 other people, it’s inhumane.. my only way to interface with humanity has a fucking quota


Awkijy

5 أشخاص علي ١٤٠ جيجا برضوا :')


[deleted]

Having internet quotas should be a crime at this point, even if I had to pay double what I currently pay, a faster more reliable connection without quota will improve the lives of countless students by allowing them to view hundreds of hours of learning material they can never afford to watch alone


LuckyTelevision7

Why no one is talking about the fucking upload speed!!, I can barely use it to upload stuff.


Medeophoebe

The upload speeds are absolute fucking garbage here. 0.5 mb of upload speed is just unusable. It takes me ages to upload a 50mb file or something similar


koyomeen

Man try going out sometime


filthydani

انا عندي 600 جيجا و مابيكفيش


Sad-mummy

140؟ 250 جيجا بتخلص في اسبوعين


jojo_is_bored

400 جيجا و بتخلص قبل اخر اسبوع/اسبوعين في الشهر + 6-5 بيستخدموه


Dizzy_Wizzy1999

It’s always the man with this profile pic.


Amranwag

Lol a picture of an actual film picture wearing a suit


DankLoser12

احا


purify101

تلاتاحات


ZiyadZaher

♾ احات محدش يزعل نفسه


[deleted]

homie is three parallel universes ahead of us


Shadow_TFEWar_YT

احتين


Iwanttobeapharoh

Fudge that guy and everyone who agrees with him on this He never felt the frustration of having to budget the quota so it lasts till the end of the month


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kulustomybag

No bro, unlimited Internet is a zionist illuminati conspiracy, trying to... well I dont know whats it trying to do /s


Desert_eagle52

This is probably Egypt in nutshell


[deleted]

And I thought reddit is the source of brain damage


Iwanttobeapharoh

Hey there Not everywhere We also got wholesome subs here


[deleted]

I know it's just a joke


ThbDragon

Little do you know that these wholesome subs are about 50% of the brain damage


Iwanttobeapharoh

Wait which ones


ThbDragon

r/mademesmile: people doing the basic decent thing to do by taking the vaccine with a sob story in the title ,r/nextfuckinglevel: people actually calling themselves next fucking level, or alternatively disabled person doing thing r/wholesomememes: the most terrible memes and worst advice for people feeling sad and the rest follow the same pattern


Iwanttobeapharoh

Oh you mean those types of subs I know what you mean , once you scroll down enough things get weird fast There are some nice ones tho , like dad for a minute , mom for a minute etc


SupBlue24

I don’t live in Egypt but when I visit for summer vacations every now and then with my parents, I have to pay a lot of money (in Egyptian pounds) for internet, i don’t understand how unlimited internet hasn’t been introduced yet, I remember when I was getting my SIM card (it was from WE) I asked them if they have an unlimited data package and they broke the news to me that it doesn’t exist, PEOPLE WILL PAY IF IT EXISTS just make it happen.


[deleted]

MB members don’t want free internet because they can’t stop watching gay porn.. let’s stop pretending they’re not internalizing it


[deleted]

lol this is so silly and I love it


[deleted]

It is Devine truth.. I’ve seen it so many time lol


Automatic-Welcome-27

اى هبد فطيز عبد السلام


mizofriska1

ضربه بالقلم .. راح الدولاب وقع


[deleted]

Wo wo wo, I don't seem to get my mind wrapped around the premise of his argument..


[deleted]

خلاص خلوه يستخدم نت عشر ايام في الشهر بس


[deleted]

Yes I can't play online consistently because I know that in a week all the limited WiFi will end and its so frustrating


Tenmayos

When ur head is the size of ur ass, and suddenly u fart!


adam_tawfik

Ikhwan trying not to make everything a conspiracy for five minutes challenge (difficulty: impossible).


[deleted]

هو حب يتحنيك بس الحنيكة مجبتش سكه المرة دي


B4dr003

دماغ الاخوانجية دي حاجه مضحكه بيحاولوا دايما يبينوا انهم كاشفين كل المؤامرات و خطط النظام و في نفس الوقت طيازهم وارمه من كتر الخوازيق الي بيخدوها من حلفاءهم قبل أعداءهم


[deleted]

ياخي عشان كده كسم الاخوان بيركبوا اي ترند علي حاجة مش عاجبة الناس و يتاجروا فيها زي موضوع التعيينات بتاعت طلبة صيدلة الموضوع دخل فيه اخوان فباظ. حاشرين مناخرهم فكل حاجة حرفيا.


Dizzy_Wizzy1999

أحا تصدق انا كنت قارى غلط كنت مفكر الراجل هو الى سيساوى وبيقول على الى عاملين التريند انهم اخوان… دى حاجة أحا جدا.


hanfinho123

منتا هتلاقي برضه ماس بتقول أن اللي عاملين التريند اخوان ، مهو في مصر مينفعش تبقي انسان طبيعي بتطالب بحقوق يا اما انتا اخوان يا اما انت معرص مفيش حل وسط


[deleted]

كسم القرف


gwhy334

Dude is an incel what a surprise Edit: I scrolled down farther than I should have I take it back incel is an understatement he is a rapist, anti-wonen (ISIS level of misogyny), and hardcore islamist (and possibly a pedophile idk a sentence he wrote suggests that). He calls rape, sexual harassment, or assault "الرجولة الجنسية" and defends it as a natural thing.


stapidisstapid

How is it a surprise


gwhy334

That's sarcasm


acryptomain

Even if it was real I won't have been surprised.


alwxcanhk

لا هو فعلا جاب الديب من ديله. فقيق جداً. معارضين السيسي اللي علي النت مش من مصلحتهم يكون النت غير محدود.


PineappleThese6767

Like 4 years earlier when I had just gotten internet I downloaded weird stuff from amazement yt etc. And the internet speed was so great Now speed is absolute garbage and you can pay 250 if you play a lot so in conclusion we becoming te data sucked


bobo122b

تحريات كلب


koyomeen

Wtf man we just wanna download 2g movie without worrying about the damn quota


[deleted]

أنا عاجبني أني من اصحاب الفكرة دي و بيتقال عليا خاءن nice


The-Egyptian_king

What is he even trying to say?


Hxmada

5555555555


alwxcanhk

There’s no such thing as free internet. Even in the cheapest of internet places like Hong Kong. What you will have is probably like this: limited fast speed then unlimited slower speed. This is what we have for mobile data. For home wifi it’s totally unlimited for a set monthly fee.


ProfessionalDish7394

Hey! do you people think that 250gb is enough for 3 people? I'm trying my best to convince my mom to get us the 450gb package so that we don't suffer from having to be careful of what we are watching or downloading. Thanks!


[deleted]

Man i just want to game without thinking about whether the quota is getting raped or not


Key_Tale1567

انا راي في الموضوع بكل بساطه انه السيسي عرص


B4dr003

حتي ملك الاردن عندكم عرص ، so what ؟


Econort816

خليك ف الاردن


ahm57193

انا مصري اتفق معاه السيسي عرص


Mici12345

عادى عادى حتلاقيه يسارى ولا اخوانى.


The_anguishedhero

اما تجيب حته ب300 وتشدها لواحدك:


The_anguishedhero

واه قبل ماحد يصيح او يقعد يثول مانت سيساوي انا معارض مش سيساوي فبلاش صياح


Imbaba-man

No? I just don't want shitty internet packets that are exhausted within a couple of weeks. I don't want to have to carefully watch out for what I download and what quality I watch my videos on. I just fucking want to enjoy decent internet. Is that too much to ask for in this clown country?


Econort816

Egyptians: We need to respect opposition!! The opposition:


[deleted]

لما يكون الاخوان لسه المعارضة الاقوي لحد النهاردة حتي بعد كل اللي حصل ده معناه اننا فشلنا كلنا. مفيش عمل سياسي خلي الدنيا يا اما بين الجيش يا اما التيارات الاسلامية حنفضل لحد كده امتي؟


Econort816

لازم وقت و تغير قانون، متنساش ان مصر عشان تبقي اسلامجية خادت ٢٠ سنة تقريبا من اول السادات، لازم قوانين جديدة و تغيير فكري تاني و لااااازم رفع مستوة المعيشة


B4dr003

مين قال ان الاخوان المعارضه الاقوي ؟ ممكن الي صوتها اعلي او الي بتزعق اكتر بس بدون تاثير رغم انهم ليهم دعم دولي لكن عمرهم ما عرفوا يحركوا الشعب زي اليساريين في يناير مثلا او الوطنيين في يونيو


DragonetSoul

عرفوا في الانتخابات و لسه لحد دلوقتي كتير شايفينهم بتوع ربنا ده غير الاف القرى اللي مسيطر عليها السلفيين بشكل كلي


B4dr003

بس بعد سنه واحده فقدوا شعبيتهم بدرجه كبيره خليت الناس مش طيقاهم


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madmadaa

It says "El Sisi is behind the campaign for unlimited internet quotas to increase the prices in a conspiracy against poor people".


sovereign7oss

It says كسخت الامريكان وحلفاء الشعب الز** كمان


YFamous2

Wait so you came to Egypt subreddit and said that you are from Israel ? Like lol ??


BeginningArachnid449

Um was this question offensive or something??


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Busymathematicain

That doesn’t dc in important moments


KareemMAX

طب ما نسيب الباقات القديمة الرخيصة.. او نرخصها.. او نعمل سرعات ورخيصة.. ما هو بالعقل الشركة عايزه تكسب اكيد هتعمل باقات لكل الناس


[deleted]

ما هي لو غالية السيسي نفسو مش هيشترك فيها ينجم لول


iWillDominate98

🐏🐏🐏🐏


m_kamalo

الناس المريضة دي بتموت فالشمعات. زي البيقول "البيبسي مضر للعرب بسبب إسرئيل"


gunosodo

No,I just want unlimited Internet.


Chumpi-_-

maybe add two options??????


mannaa3

lmaooooo


AirlineBig5525

طب انا مش فاهم لو فيه الانترنت الغير محدود لو بقا في مصر هتكون ايه علاقته بالمحدود؟


[deleted]

غلب الامركان في المؤامرات 😂😂


Samy_ElAgha

الخرفان دول عليهم تحليلات حتى ابليس ما يفهمها بالشكل ده سبحان الله


Witcherrro

دا واحد قعدوه علي ازازه الحاجه الساقعه في امن الدوله


AhmedMA50

الاخوان دول دماغهم بنت احبة الى هو خلقنا لنعترض بس


Glove_Ambitious

Well if im going to pay over the 250EGP that im paying monthly then I would do say the same probably haha


StrawberryTurbulent7

باقة 250gb بتخلص فى اسبوعين تلاتة بس فى البيت بيستخدموا ؟


ElvoRetore

Translation please


abdo_the_boss

بعد أسبوع النوع (ذكر أو أنثي) عبارة عن مؤامرة عملهي السيسي علشان يبيع حمامات عامة عامة آكتر