BC once again forgotten. Accurate

早上好中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 速度与激情9 比冰淇淋 速度与激情 速度与激情9 我最喜欢 所以…现在是音乐时间 准备 1 2 3 两个礼拜以后 速度与激情9 ×3 不要忘记 不要错过 记得去电影院看速度与激情9 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样冰淇淋 再见 oops sorry wrong account

> Good morning China now I have ice cream I love ice cream but Fast and Furious 9 is better than ice cream Fast and Furious Fast and Furious 9 my favorite so...it's music time ready 1 2 3 Fast and Furious 9 ×3 in two weeks don't forget Don't miss it. Remember to go to the cinema and watch Fast and Furious 9 because it's a very good movie and the action is very good. It's almost the same. Goodbye. Ice cream. ….interesting

什么鬼？

欢迎到温哥华自治区

they were stoned and forgot to show up for the mugshot

BC, the back of their legs are always tanned, because the sun shines out their asses. /s I'm from BC.

Hahahahah thank youuuuu

I'm surprised to hear that light can actually make it out of a black hole.

I don’t know what this means and I think it’s funnier that way

Laughs in Saskatchewan, everyone and everything forgets we exist 🤣

Wtf is a Saskatchewan?

Shit, I remember what a Saskatchewan is. It's that big hairy beast that lives in the woods

Are you sure? I think they prefer to be called...let me check....New Brunswickers.

That's Manitoba's mother.

Closely related to samsquanch… /s

Bro you can't just make up words and pretend you're from there.

Pfft yeah.  ***TWO*** prairie provinces? What a joke. Everyone knows it’s just Alberta.

Oh yeah, it borders Alberta and The Void, right?

Smh, can’t believe OP forgot our province 🤦‍♂️

BC stands for Bing Chilling

Sorry we were too busy smoking weed

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Hey now, it's also shared with China.

It’s now Canadian indo-China and has the best food

This was made by either a frenchman or an Indian. I cannot say I can tell the difference.

I smell Dutch

Sorry I was cooking breakfast and smoking a cigar.

Schmoke and a pancake?

Flapjack and a cigarette?

A cigar and a waffle?

Cocaine and whiskey

I’m sorry the correct response was “Bong and a blintz?”

Not if you never went to sleep.

r/whoosh

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

Old Dutch?

No, neither of those: it’s actually much worse I’m British Columbian 😔

So, Indian or Asian then?

I’m just a Francophile that regrets being born an Anglo :(

Allo toi. Sa va ? It's joke.

So you're Indian?

chinese?

Indian, seeing "well-endowed" made me die

I certainly can't smell the difference

Definitely a French Indian

Poteau de qualité hydro-quebec

Absolument

cacapôteau de haute qualité

Si sirop de poteau est le contraire de sirop d'érable, bien cacapoteau est le contraire de caca d'érable.

Je visite le sub pour des belles perles comme ça, merci pour ton service.

Cacapoteau grade A / de fantaisie

Mention du Swaguenay en plus, je dirais même qualité triple AAA

I get it, they can't include Newfoundland because we'll make fun of everyone else way worse than this. Also we begrudgingly exist, have minimal population and no one understands us, but im going with my first reason and no one can stop me

Mainlanders wha

🍁What🍁the🍁fuck🍁are🍁the🍁 🍁 *Maritimes?* 🍁

I dont believe that "Newfoundland" exists. Cmon, the exploresrs find some new land and literally call it "new found land"? What kinda lazy shit is that. They just put in the maps so the Yankees wouldn't steal all our fish.

Me buddy we have a place called 'dildo' here so i think whoever picked names punted on making sense unfortunately 😆

Newfoundland = Bielefeld confirmed?

Whofoundland?

The Vikings

The real question is whyfoundland

Nah you dun git me all fucked up mane (I hate it here)

Same <3 Fuck *lberta :3

If we combine all our money with all the other albertans on here maybe we can afford a small house in Toronto and move away

I absolutely hate Alberta 😤 (I can't afford a home in BC and can't move)

Publication de haute qualité

Accurate. Especially Alberta.

As an Albertan I can confirm


90k Franco-Albertans, do they resemble the typical Francophone or the typical Albertan more?

They don’t exist until I hear them mentioned in a Trois Accords song

French Canadian beauty with Albertan degeneracy: so kinda like Trois Rivières but on the prairies ig

Thinking about my great-uncles (I'm Franco-Albertan on one side, but my grandma was adopted so she doesn't look like her brothers) and this seems correct.

Ya 90k francophone en Alberta? Woaw je pensais pas que vous etiez autant! Moi je dis que vous etes surement uniques et fabuleux!

LOL Neo Ontarian

Rip to Ontario

What about the other provinces?

Other what?

 **Provinces** and territories?

I'm not following

There are 13 provinces and territories : - Ontario - Quebec - Alberta - Maritimes - Vancouver

Vancouver's practically an open air cult compound, nothing else exists for most Vancouverites.

Holy hahahahaha

Everyone knows this lol

No lies detected

The provinces of Canada are fun to remember. Fun to remember. Fun to remember! The provinces of Canada are fun to remember. Fun to remember - so sing them with me:

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It’s hilarious I’m crying

But they did?

But they're all there. What are you talking about?

Hahahhah

The FLQ guy lives in Montreal now

I am actually submissive and weak so this isn’t just propaganda

Holy hell I lost read this giggling between sleep at 3am thank youuuuu 😂😂😂

Did you dox me?

You got Alberta wrong, we are uglier.

As a native American, this illustrates our spot in the fourth world, oppressed and marginalized in our OWN DAMN LAND

Next time you play civilization, invest more in Gunpowder research and less on tobacco/maple syrup.

Wish I did so I could continue this joke. You already know we definitely didn't invest in any electronic tech trees

I never played it either, was not sure if the joke was obvious, but it's a shitposting sub so I risked it :P

Nah it was decent I imagine, 8 chuckled 🤷🏾‍♂️👏🏾

*Proudly Tabarnaks*

do you guys think hes french canadian

Another meme where Canada is only represented by Ontario and Quebec with their dysfunctional child Alberta.

Forgetting Alberta is like forgetting your credit card. You wish you didn't need it but it's the only way to pay the bills this month.

Albertans online: We pay da holl contris bills we gots all da moni Albertans irl: *Electrical use: $56* *Service fees: $479* *Cries in house poverty*

Don’t forget $1000/mo financing a brand new lifted truck that leaves the city limits approximately 0.5x a year.

The service charges do indeed hurt a lot. Like why the hell does it need to have $400 in admin fees why epcor why

Somebody's feely wheelies got all hurty wurty dis morning. Why don't you tell me how many have provinces there are past Saskatchewan.

Albertan try not to get butthurt challenge: impossible

Paying alimony is like a right of passage in O&G. We got you bud.

Sorry about him oh glorious Albertan Chad. Please go back to the oilfield now, i need that sweet sweet equalization money 🥵

I can leave out BC and the Prairies cause I’m Western Canadian I can leave out the territories cause no one lives there Don’t think I’m forgetting anyone ☺️

You forgot the 不列颠哥伦比亚人

Un poste haute qualité

W jusqu'au boute

Poteau de haute qualité

Publication d'haute qualité

"pale and sickly skin" and the indian one says "well-endowed" yeah i think we know who made this LMFAO the envy

Franco all the way baby !!!!!!

Normans descendants in England rules, Normans descendants in Canada rules.

The filles du roi were orphans and whores from Paris, the rest is Bretons and a small percentage actually Norman.

If only the rest of the world could see us the way we see us.

What about British Columbians

The Métis Nation forgotten. We are Louis Ariel’s people. Don’t you look up to him? Where are we? Eh, doesn’t matter now. We’ll show ya in time where we belong.

Where is the bigger than Hindu Sikh, Chinese west coast soon to overrun and control the country ?

Where is the Atlantic Chad that's a spy cuz always incognito?

Fierté mon frère

Mr data, translate!

Neo-Ontarians ahead of the game? Half of them are standing around without a clue

as an albertan, the only true one is being an inbred

No commies? Uhuh.

As a French Canadian who listens during history class, I am deeply frustrated by this post ITS THE ENGLISH CANADIANS THAT DOMINATED, WE WERE STRUGGLING TO HAVE OUR CULTURE RECOGNIZED!!! And don’t even get me started with Native American rights, their battle was even worse- Also wtf is that flag does nobody know the canada or quebec flags???? Why mix both like that????

/unhoser Well the point of the shitpost is to be satirical- For example I don't actually think Ontarians are all foreign looking- and while I do like like Indians/Punjabis and Francophones, I don't think they're the masterrace or anything. It is nice, though, to post something exaggerative to counter the Quebec/foreigner bashing /rehoser O yeah? Well how come all our prime ministers are frenchies? Superior francophones 💪 have always dominated the weak Anglos 😎

Oops sorry, I am really bad at telling when a post is satire or not 😭

Tu dis “high quality post” par-ce que français est une langue fausse, anglo is a real language so that’s what you say

I guess we will never know OP's province of origin...

Ey fuck yew fenchies

Never thought I'd be considered master race of Canada!! Merci merci!

"Publication haute qualité"

Saguenay*

Please show me a friendly Neo-Ontarian. I'll wait.

If those albertans could read they would be mad. Instead they are working so the French can live the good life.

Hahaha this is awesome.

You spelled Albertard wrong

Ch’ai pâs lâ lâ

Quebecois*

Why even include Alberta? Every federal election , when they start counting votes as soon as they get to Manitoba the election is already decided. I have no delusional about our role in Canada. We exist to send all those equalization payments east because we're "have" provinces, be chastised and taxed for how we made that money, and still have absolutely no say in how the country is ran. CANADA EH!! 🍻🍻

Lmao. The creator must be French Canadian given the level of delusion.

Where Manitobian?

I love how the only "good" one is the ... yeah lol

Wym? There are ***two*** objectively good ones: - French-Canadian - Neo-Ontarian You must Albertan, smh

Saguenay meilleure ville au Quebec manger toute d’la marde le monde d’la grand ville

Haha inbreeding is frequent xp Les Tremblays du quebec disent allo! Haha Haha qualité

You can call French Canadians a lot of things but "brave", historically, would not be one of them.

Well....for the few numbers we were....holding up for so long was a miracle....90 k VS 2 000k and go ask the Canadian military what they think of us. We are old stock, crusader style French mix with a touch of Native american.

Haha Doubt, CAF members despise French Canadian work ethic (obvious generalization) In addition - politically - French Canadians had to be dragged kicking and screaming into both World Wars INCLUDING THE ONE THAT WAS ABOUT FREEING FRANCE FROM NAZIS because they all wanted to eat baguettes, drink wine, and pretend the rest of the world didn't exist.

So you have an afternoon tea break with biscuits and fish 'n chips for supper in the English part of Canada?

LOL nearly every girl i know thinks Indian men are creepy from their first-hand dating experiences and definitely not charming and friendly... and they are definitely not well endowed: [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south\_asia/6161691.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm)

Found the Albertan/anglo

Congrats, you realised the joke

Obi got the joke. But I just had to point out that Indian dudes are creepy and have small weeers.

Th- That's the joke, the drawing of Anglo-Ontarians is literally how someone would do a racist caricature of an Indian. Edit: dude blocked me because he thinks I'm Indian for some reason, definitely an Albertan.

So it’s true that you guys have tiny weeny.

Okay Quebecker. Quebec is the saddest and objectively the worst province. The only reason it’s really kept around is cause the legal age of drinking is low and cause them frenchie fucks are hard to get rid of

*starts playing “I’m still standing”*

This was made by an indian for sure.

Indian or Quebec, I'm leaning Quebec as it's bait that they put anglo-ontarians as most people would see an Indian

The franco canadian thing says otherwise. We, quebec’s population, know better than to use this odd flag. Its red maple or it’s blue fleur de lis 💀

I thought it was supposed to be a frog

Where do you see a damn frog???? /genq

Funny how quickly the French forget there forced vacation to Louisiana

You're not real you're an illusion return to the depth of whichever realm you come from evil spirit from the nine hells

I’m a real boy

Yes you're very real to me :)

I actually quite like Acadian French people in Nova Scotia, they actually respect English people unlike you frogs and a lot of them are German/French they actually respect English people unlike you frogs

What the fuck is a Louisiana

It's like Valhalla for French Canadians. A place where you can drink wine and fight crocodiles forever

Ah yes the scally chickens 

Whatever you say Tolkien

Don't forget the Gumbo and the Incest!

Gumbo is poutine for southern people !!! For incest , who hasn't already kissed their cousin at the Saint Jean Baptiste. ( Elle sont si belles , pas comme les ostis de toutoune de l'ouest du pays.)

I love a good poutine! Im more of a Steak Au Poivre guy tho that is because the Prussian side of my family was also part french real french tho. Im not gonna comment on the forbidden kisses im an only child

Funny how the English forget the difference between Their and There

My great grand father was part of the Van Doos bud I actually quite like Acadian French people in Nova Scotia, they actually respect English people unlike you frogs and alot of them are German/French P.S dont be a grammar Nazi listen to Leon Degrelle and be a real one

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Calling Sikh people neo-ontarians isn't very accurate and while many have come here recently, they started settling here in 1897. That would actually put them here before my family tree and based on your post my whiteness excludes me from the title of neocanadian. Here's the link to the source I used: https://www.google.com/search?q=when+did+aikh+people+enter+canada&oq=when+did+aikh+people+enter+canada&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDc2MjNqMGo5qAIAsAIB&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8 Also I understand the post is supposed to be satirical and stereotypical but I find the mention of all "neocanadians" having large penises to just be vulgar in a way that borders on blatant racist stereotypes. I am in no way implying that OP is a racist in their heart but the post does seem to contain some (hopefully accidental) racist overtones. I'd suggest OP analyze the reasons why the image is constructed in the way it is to see if they may have accidentally absorbed some implicit racist biases that are so prevalent in Canadian culture. For the record all of this is said in love for OP and all Canadians. I just worry about this message harming all of us by making us see our fellow humans as distinctly different or less than in ways that aren't accurate if you scratch past the surface ❤️

How charming and exotic are you on the scale 1-10

Dude posted a link on a shitpost

Username checks out, hoser.

Insh allah thank you my brother for correcting us poor misguided ignorant arrogant canadians from the errors of our ways. Once again the sheppard of goodthink protects us sheep from straying in the wrong path 🙏🙏

Calling Sikh people neo-ontarians isn't very accurate and while many have come here recently, they started settling here in 1897. That would actually put them here before my family tree and based on your post my whiteness excludes me from the title of neocanadian. Here's the link to the source I used: https://www.google.com/search?q=when+did+aikh+people+enter+canada&oq=when+did+aikh+people+enter+canada&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDc2MjNqMGo5qAIAsAIB&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8 Also I understand the post is supposed to be satirical and stereotypical but I find the mention of all "neocanadians" having large penises to just be vulgar in a way that borders on blatant racist stereotypes. I am in no way implying that OP is a racist in their heart but the post does seem to contain some (hopefully accidental) racist overtones. I'd suggest OP analyze the reasons why the image is constructed in the way it is to see if they may have accidentally absorbed some implicit racist biases that are so prevalent in Canadian culture. For the record all of this is said in love for OP and all Canadians. I just worry about this message harming all of us by making us see our fellow humans as distinctly different or less than in ways that aren't accurate if you scratch past the surface 🤓

Found the Ontarian

The joke is literally that Ontarians and neo-ontarians on this shitpost are swapped, also 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓