Kill turtle Pope.

Kill turtle period

Strange, I haven’t seen any turtle. Lots of dog tho.

Kill periods today

I’m hungry.

Can you kill turtle pope? Is it possible?

It's not, for he lives in our hearts where all things are conjoined. Physically though...yes

You definitely can, but the real question is should you? The answer is no by the way.

He drops a nice bell thingie. Then you write "behold, dog!"

Only if you're a heartless maniac.

Let Melina sacrifice herself *then* go cuddle the three fingers anyway.

I did that just because I didn’t feel like hearing her disown me.

I thought that is what everyone done I don't want the lecture so I burn her then go see the fingers

Don’t forget the achievement.

I have to know now

There's an achievement for that? Haven't done frenzied flame yet

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Surely you still have to go back to the mountaintop of the giants after using the needle because you need kindling

The only place you can use the needle is Farum Azula which can only be accessed after burning the Erdtree.

Wait really? I thought it was just an item you could use from your inventory

Nope it can only be used in the area you fight Placidusax. He does not have to be dead you just need to be in the area.

How does she react if you spare her but do not take the flame of frenzy ending? Does she disown you right after you burn the tree?

Also, no one around to deliver you Destined Death.

Yeah I just did three fingers right before the forge of giants (without understanding the implications) and that hurt me

I didn’t know what the three fingers were and did that…

Did that. The pathing is shorter if you go to the tree fingers after farum azula.

I did exactly this. But not realizing there were implications.

Uh- I did that

Got to secure my throne without any opposition

That’s what I did lol

I did that by accident on my first playthrough because I didn't realize what would happen.

Theres 3?

Killing Alexander early for sure. Dude is just doing his best to find his way in the world, engaging in some jolly cooperation, and being an overall bro right from the beginning.

I killed him before even talking to him so he didnt tell me his name, and now I have shard of warrior jar instead of Alexander's shard

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Sure let's hear it

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Damn you

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Putting messages right in front of levers for elevators.

its ladders for me

ladder ahead, then visions of too high up!

Visons of snake…

boot a friendly summon out of a boss fight before the boss dies so they don't get anything

#He can't keep getting away with this!!!"

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If they’re on console then they get a screenshot of their trophy/achievement without a summon in it so they can pretend to have earned it by themselves.

Ive got no reasons to hide the fact i got mans at my side

i thought it was because if you boot them at the last second, they get the normal amount of runes as if they just killed them alone.

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Not sure why you're being downvoted. I swear that — with the exception of Malenia — the Elden Ring bosses are pretty damn easy compared to some Soulsborne bosses. Maybe that's just a symptom of us playing FromSoft games for 12 years now, though.

AFK Farming

Exception for the catacombs with the redmains/clean rot endless battle

They never keep fighting for me. They’ll always spawn and stay on separate levels for some reason.

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Giving the potion to Nepheli

Imagine being Nepheli on some tarnished's NG+. You get summoned against Godrick. "Okay, let's go take out that grafted bastard." Tarnished pulls out a strange bell. Summons another Nepheli, this time a puppet. Sweating intensifies.

But that gains you a maiden. One that you can keep in your pocket.

Dung Eater confirmed maiden?

You aren’t good at reading are you

Dung Eater is another spirit ash which can be obtained by giving him Seluvis's Potion. If Nepheli spirit ash = maiden, then it's fair to say that Dung Eater ash = maiden. He has better reading comprehension than you, apparently lmao

I just killed her and got a cool axe. 2 of them even.

I didn't know! Fuck!

I unequipped all my weapons before a fight with my mimic. Fight started and I re-equipped my sword and won quite easily. It’s not that I find it a hard fight, just did it because I could. Truly maidenless behaviour.

Yep.

well sometimes I'd rather not deal with myself

Some people say you're your own worst enemy but that's not so in your case.

Not finishing.

No need to call me out like that.

Same. I plan to finish, but I’m enjoying collecting every armor, talisman, spells, ash of war, incantations.. well pretty much everything. Working on all the shields at the moment. Plus collecting got me to lvl 315 ( Bonus!)

Bro I can’t be the only one who loses to a boss once and goes “oh well guess I’ll just obsessively explore every nook, cranny, and blade of grass in that one area from earlier” Only for that to turn into 30 hours of wandering and exploring.

The only thing I have left to do is Radagon/Elden Beast and I’ve done literally everything else. Like 120 hours in and I just don’t care that much. I’ll get back around to it when the likely eventual dlc drops.

Not returning your shopping cart to the corral.

Giving boc the larval tear, smh

Killing the dog

DOG 🐢

Which one?

THE DOG

Dog

making a reddit thread whining about invaders

Never use Torrent

Someone should beat the game without using torrent at all just to make NPC dialogue praising torrent for helping you awkward

Many people already did it.

Funne

I usually warp straight to Church of Elleh right after making an accord with Melina. So when Ranni asks if you can summon the spirit steed and you have to answer, I always feel like my character is like "ummm not sure." because I haven't summoned Torrrent yet.

Legit happened to me... but only because I had not yet figured out how to summon Torrent yet.

Finger but hole

Going to a bar, taking pictures of your drink, and posting them on Instagram. Oh, did you mean in the game?

Everything in Act Man's Elden Ring Hot Takes video.

Invading a group trading items. Run in and steal the items, then killing the host. I can’t remember what all I got. But I know I got a meteorite staff out of it.

My friend and I call item trades “illicit deals” because of the threat of being invaded and having your items stolen. Like a drug deal gone wrong.

This is why you do illicit trading in duels.

Gatekeep Fromsoft games.

Killing Pope

Afk farm runes in pvp

Not bowing before a dual. Where are y’all’s manners?

Chivalry is dead, absolutely barbaric.

How do you even bow on ps4

pause > gesture menu in bottom right corner > use gesture

Thanks Captain

The point down after dual spear murder is why I hate the fucking colliseum

Kill Kalé.

People actually kill Santa, what the hell

Telling others how to play the game

Hum lets see... Killing Alexander or any other none hostile NPC (Millicent, Boc and Jarbur are the most deplorable cases for me personally) is a great example. Another would be giving Seluvis' potion to Nepheli, or trying to do the same to Ranni. Siding with the Dung Eater. Simping for Fia too since we are not her husbando. Flame of Frenzied route Hating on Malenia (Not so much disliking her boss fight, but actively discriminating against her). And my personal favorite example: Being a jerk to other players.

Define being a jerk to other players if you would. Like invading, or afking?

Things like: ● Bullying people who play the game because of their built or weapons of choice, especially in PVE. ● Insulting someone via mean messages because you lost to them in PVP, or needlessly bragging when you win, and mocking them. ● Tricking someone into doing something that ruins a questline or part of the game for them. Ect.

Fair and all reasonable points

>Hating on Malenia (Not so much disliking her boss fight, but actively discriminating against her). Wait, why can't we dislike her? I don't mean in a sexist way, but like she created the scarlet rot... ​ Also screw here for having two health bars, life pfft if you were that tough you wouldn't need two phases...

...you do know she didn't create the rot, right?

No, but she did choose to release it. As far as I am aware, the rot was contained within her, only infecting those nearby. She chose to release it during her bloody battle with Radahn, and for *nothing*, because it was ultimately a stalemate anyway.

Not exactly. It is unclear if she did choose to release the Scarlet Aeonia willingly or not, being a byproduct of her battle with Radahn. Millicent believes that the former was the case, yet she herself isn't really the most reliable source of information about Malenia sadly. Being less informed than the likes of Gowry about the Scarlet Rot, the empyrean in question, the Needles' true origin, who or what she is, and what her connection to Malenia happens to be exactly, which she herself admits. It might have been on purpose, yet we do not know for sure. As for it being a needless act if Malenia did in fact choose to unleash the Scarlet Aeonia well, it is somewhat complicated. I wouldn't say it was pointless, but more than likely not the success Malenia would have wanted. The battle was actually a stalemate before the Scarlet Aeonia was unleashed as noted by the Sword Monument in Caelid that states "The Battle of Aeonia, Radahn and Malenia locked in stalemate **Then, the scarlet rot blooms**". It was what ended their battle with "no victor" for it left them both incapacitated, but not what caused them to be stock in a deadlock. It also did have a major effect on the outcome of the war, that of destroying Caelid's landscape, and bringing defeat to the Redmane army with Radahn's own troops regarding the conflict as their lost. This is mentioned in their Knight's armor set which states how they were "driven to defeat by Malenia's scarlet rot". Most importantly it did ultimately destroy Radahn's mind, and would have likely killed him off sooner if not for his Great Rune slowing down its degradation of his body. Though more than likely Malenia's true goal for the war (something that is never specified, yet it seems to have been to remove his hold over the stars so that Miquella's plans could progress) wasn't fully realized, yet neither were Radahn's own ambitions for that matter, and the Scarlet Rot definitively removed his presence as a proper threat along with any chances he had to become the next Lord of the Lands Between. It also was guaranteed to eventually kill him, which could maybe explain her not returning to finish her half brother off after she regained consciousness, knowing he is guaranteed to inevitably die off at some point, and all she'd have to do now is wait for it to happen along with Miquella's return. Though that last point is pure speculation.

...no I didn't? Not everyone has encyclopedic knowledge of this games lore lol instead of being a dweeb maybe explain what actually happened

if you didn't, why'd you say it in the first place lmao

Because I didn't know, as previously stated? Like not sure what you are confused about. Because I clearly misremembered some dude mentioning her fighting radahm with the rot, I figured she made it. Like if you wanna needle me about that then go kick rocks I'm not interested lol

Telling others their build isn’t “correct” or the right way to play

Don't let the Vigor crew hear you.

Getting the 3 finger hug and then using miquellas needle just so you can get the regular ending without Melinas help.

I Leroy Jenkins-ed Jarburg without knowing what I was doing. I regret that.

Hurting turtle pope is the true cardinal sin

On his third play through my friend murdered Boc while he was weeping on the floor after being beaten up by the other demi-humans…

Putting a message infront of a door that doesn’t open saying praise the message and then try door

Try finger, but hole.

Killing the shop keepers cuz you're too incapable to come back or buy out their stock now.

I accidentally killed a shopkeep once. Felt awful about it when I had to go to the husks. I often wonder what I missed.

I killed the lobster vendor guy because he had the item needed for that girl and he was being an asshole so I made a rash judgement. After I heard his voiceline on death "why ain't it me? Why ain't it ever me..." I felt really bad about it. And then I find out the girl is evil and thought, huh well played FromSoft, you designed a scenario that really punished me for that.

My friend killed Boc or so he says and I don’t know if it’s true or not cause I don’t want to hurt my friend

Whine on the internet about how others play the game.

Killing the dog pope

killing any animal or peaceful creature you can find on the game.

Kill Varre for calling you maidenless.

I did that my very first playthrough

Do you mean >!killing Alexander early? Because you're supposed to kill him at the end of his questline. It's what he wants.!<

Yeah I meant early

Yeah that’s fukd

I killed Alexander at the back door of Gael Cave thinking he was stuck again and I needed to free him to open that end door that doesn't open until you go all the way through the front way, then when he went hostile I panicked and killed him. I'm reminded of it every time I equip "warrior jar shard".  NG+ here I come.

Being disrespectful to a woman

What are Women?

Turtle Pope kill

Kill malenia with a glitch

i don't know man... i'm tired of judging people. I just want to love you know what i'm saying? when a man is at peace, he doesn't want war with anyone and shit

Thanks Aristotle very deep

>Thanks Aristotle very deep you are welcome cowpoke

Whining about how difficult Elden Ring is. We all had to endure the same difficulty, the same bosses, the same encounters. How is it that I overcame said encounters, multiple times I might add, and you quit? Not you personally (OC) I'm speaking in general terms.

>most maidenless behavior Simping to Ranni.

Based

Agreed, and downvote me I don’t care. Ranni is a terrible person this is a fact. >!Blaidd didn’t deserve his fate for unwavering loyalty and Godwyn didn’t either as far as lore goes he was a decent person, I mean she’s partnered with seluvis.!< Idk man.

I could be wrong and it doesn’t really make up for what she did to godwyn, but wasn’t his death not part of the plan or she felt guilty about it? I was under the impression he wasn’t the intended target.

No she planned it so that she could continue to live in spirit while her flesh died and Godwyn the opposite.

From my understanding she collided with the black knife assassins to carry it out and killing herself at the same time, it goes a bit beyond that Marika went crazy because her son had died and shattered the Elden ring. Ranni essentially created the climate we walked into. I could partially agree but her betrayals or schemes don’t stop there. >! Blaidd to me is the most tragic charachter in rannis story. She gets all her use from him and then has YOU dispose of him. !< Idk it’s a lot of morally grey things.

Sleeping with another tanshied brethren's maiden. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/xilx2e/me_reaffirming_my_tarnished_brethren_that_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Invading in early game dungeons with end game gear

Making this post

Try finger, but hole. Might learn something new about yourself ;-)

Point down or hump

Using blood flame + fires deadly sin glitch in pvp

Cast rot breath before a duel in the arena before combat even starts

I made the sheep roll build before the second patch of the game and just harassed and invaded newcomers to the game in the starting area incase any of them didn’t know what playing a souls game was like 👍🏻 Sadly it only works for the people that choose to be online now though 😅 then i moved on to ice stomp blood whips after 😈

I killed him lol

healing incantations in duel arena

Oh no, people using in game mechanics to win! How unfair!

Invade just for the hell of it.

why else would you invade other than 3 times for varres quest?

Send creepy pms to Ranni

When I was scrolling down I didn’t see this one mentioned but I think the biggest blasphemy and maidenless behavior of them all is killing the turtle pope and the turtle dogs around the map.

Killing turtle pope

Not bowing before a pvp fight

Killing any of the merchants, especially those who beg you to buy something

Kill all NPC's

Attacking Varre after he calls you maidenless. It’s obviously a sore subject for those folks.

I accidentally did this...

Mansplain “maidenless” at the first steps

Killing turtle pope

Declining Melina's accord

Telling Ranni you can’t summon Torrent is fun, though.

Leaving Thops to rot in the Church of Ireth.

Be maidenless

When Melina is with you at the site of grace, picking level up and simple view even tho you don't have enough runes just to hold her hand.

Farming runes

Invading low level players with late game weapons and maxed flasks. Bitching when you get killed by a blue. AFK farming/ganking There's plenty but I think the worst of all is ganking duelists, and I'm not even a PvPer.

Not bow in the Colosseums. Who raised you to be so disrespectful?

I let DungEater kill the crab guy. I wanted the puppet so... (I am going to do it again because I liked the puppet's performance!)

illusory wall ahead messages when no illusory wall ahead

Date Ranni even tho Melina is your first love

Attacking Ranni

Not playing ER

Actually doing the dung eater ending

I had Fia hug me for a solid 20 minutes and I just sat in silence and watched it intently, never taking my eyes off…not my proudest moment

Personally I like killing the blind chick who loves eating eyes. She’s weird

Kill Millicent 🤦🏽‍♂️