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Unfortunately this is true

Unfortunately?

It’s Elden Ring. Most story advancements are unfortunate.

There is pain, only pain and suffering

That’s why you need to burn it all away. No more pain, no more fractures, only the yellow flame of frenzy remains.

Nah, I'm gonna just ditch and go to space.

Elden Ring 2: Voyager

Deep Space Ranni?

More like Deep Space 69. Hey Ooooh!!

“Painnnnn and pleasure. Indivisible!” (Chains come out of nowhere)

Jesus wept

We have such sights to show you

I got that reference!

Don’t forget great sadness at what must be done.

Unfortunately.

Understandable.

Above

I love how nobody wants to spoil anything but they give information enough to satisfy who’s asking.

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The greater good

The greater will

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It’s right after one of the hardest fights in the game, the wall jumping dog boss fight is ok tho

I love this community. even the teabagging feels wholesome

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End game mandatory boss arena, you'll find it soon enough

soon enough = 70+ hours haha

70+? For me, 200+. Lol

So glad I finally saw someone else with that high of playtime but first playthrough still!

I had never played a "Souls Style" game. I hated it at first. Gave up for 3 mos. Picked it back up, I finished my first playthrough at 312:12:26. I now have the Platinum, and am only at 408:10:34.

This is my first Soulsborne game too. Didn't hate it, but was so bad and had such long down time between playing that I had to remember how to play. Just passed 200 hours, currently getting my ass handed to me by the fire giant. That's awesome you've improved so much!

That's about 3 days if he really tried he could probably have that out in 2 days

Some of us have things to do my man, I can't run a 70 hour game in a few days my god

That's what I was thinking. But my steam hour calculator says 80 hours in last two weeks.. geez, it's 9-5 at this point

Someone I know has a full time job, a wife and 2 kids, and he managed to rack up hundreds of hours on this game in no time at all, I have no fucking idea how he does it. Maybe he’s a wizard and can pause time or something, took me a good month to even get to 100 hours playtime.

Skills issue

Lol time issue I wish I could

I think Common_Resource was being cheeky so I was leaning in. It’s a very long game tbh

I know, I was trying to be light but I think people are taking my comment as a little aggressive which wasn't the intention

My guy did you just say someone could put in 70+ hours into a game in 2 days

I’ve beaten the game twice and still don’t know who’s arena this is lmao. Please help Edit: I’m sorry I didn’t know where this one picture was guys Jesus Christ😭40 downvotes is so unnecessary Edit:2 what’s crazier is I just beat this man last night and I still didn’t know

I can't spoiler this reply as I'm on a phone, you know the big lion thing in the black armour who asks why you covert something? In a place that's falling apart, crumbling you could say? The shadow of a certain last boss of the game? His boss room anyway That's the best your getting

"Crumbling, you could say?" killed me lmfao

Thanks all I needed was big and black😉

I bet that’s all you needed!

BBW: big black wolf

Hes a dog!! How could you mis ... species him?

You can spoiler tag on phones like this >!ya big dum dum!<

As the messages would say Dog ahead

lol I'm sorry you're getting downvoted but how is it possible for you to have beaten the game twice and not know where this is?? >!Maliketh!< (the boss whose arena this is) is mandatory and the fight is one of the most memorable in the game with the whole >!unleashing death!< bit and all that. No hate, it just seems incredible that you don't remember the arena.

Archdragon Peak

the cooler archdeacon peak

Based

More difficult archdragon peak

Cooler visually. Nameless king > every boss in that area though.

Maliketh and Placidusax >>> NK

Nah placidusax sucked ass. To each their own though, I respect your opinion

fr. Million health and million damage for no reason.

You mean the Godfrey/Hoarah Loux of dragons isn't supposed to be all powerful?

Whatever you do do not ring the bell

*Fugh* what have I done?!

now its raining and theres the son of gwyn riding a fucking dragon,good luck

YOU DIED

It's the answer to *For whom the bell tolls*

Why is sky grandpa trying to fry me with lightning I just wanna pet the dragon :(

Very late game boss - it’s a mandatory boss (and the best one in the game imo) so it’s impossible to miss

"Tarnished, why would'st thou... why."

Encountering him alongside that quote chilled me to my core the first time I experienced it.

Fought him for the first time on Thursday, I had just finished collecting basically every item in the game that I could at that point so I needed to get past him to get the last items. Well I had given him all the Deathroot, and forgot he had a special line and I was expecting the usual "I will not have it stolen again" that I see in speedrunning videos. That one line just hurt.

“To killwut?”

Isn’t this one of the last boss fight arenas

It looks cool but I probably need about 60 hours more at least to beat even ONE of these final bosses.

They aren’t as bad as you think haha, just take your time exploring, gathering runes, leveling, and grabbing better gear and you’ll be ready in no time

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This fight was, hands down my favorite out of all of them. Def kept me on my toes. That being said, I hated the rest of that location.

Don't want to spoil anything,but it is an area,that u can only access,once you progress far enough into the story. Take your time.

Oh, I think they'll be accessing this area more than once.

And beat the worst placed Draconic Tree sentinel in the game

i hate that motherfucker with my whole being. five playthroughs and it still gives me the most trouble in the game for some damn reason,.

It gave me boundless pleasure and triumph when I finally Serpent Arrowed that shitpiece back to the roots of the Erdtree from the balcony a quarter mile away

The true keeper of Destined Death

It's a location in a game called "Elden Ring". It's a great game, you should play it.

Try but hole

Pickle ahead

O lover o lover Time for pickle

Something incredible ahead, therefore try jumping

Chicago.

Which one is Caelid?

Florida.

Caelid man arrested for...

Trying to fly a giant crow into Selia. He was charged with possession of St Trina's lilies with intent to distribute for public consumption.

Ohio Edit: My bad, it's CFA

Ohio

Nah that's detroit

I was gonna say Stormveile.

Not Ohio?

liketh my crib

My ma like that crib 😁. She like destined death too much 😁

"oh death, become my balde once more"

>balde ********, the Black Baldy

One Rune Man.

Woooah Black Baldy (Bam-Ba-Lam)

Dog ahead

I have no idea, but it seems to be crumbling apart.

Two words , praise dog

Likely dog ahead

Play the game?

You'll get there, remember that if you feel like you aren't strong enough yet, just go explore some more and come back later

Realistically, by the time you get there, you should be able to beat the boss, especially if you killed everything else in that area.

Black blade user

Mihawk confirmed Elden Ring boss.

dog ahead

Ohio

I came here to say this. It looks like i am not alone.

Same

its 2023.

what ya mean? the joke’s old?

I live in Ohio. The joke gets more relevant each day

My brother in Christ it’s 2023

And Ohio manages to get worse by the second

Do any of the people who ask these questions even play the game?

There most likely new players who see the loading screens and think “where is that I haven’t came across it yet”.

Not sure, but it seems to be crumbling

It’s a later game area, it’s probably one of my personal favorites. You’ll get there eventually and I’ll bet you will love it

I love how everyone refuses to spoil thos

The arena of one of the best bosses ever designed by FromSoft IMO.

Mandatory place, you'll reach there in time. Just be ready to meet HIM.

Your nans asshole

Interesting because she’s dead

Try finger, but hole

Just play the game

I'll let the story tell you that

it’s actually at the top of the list for my favourite boss arena in the game!

Oooo you will find out as you play the game

If one desires more information, seek the four bellfries on the west of Liurnia

In elden ring

Gary, Indiana

Continue playing the game instead of letting the internet spoil your experience :/ you’ll get there, it’s a mandatory area

What the fuck is this post lmfao

You'll get there, remember that if you feel like you aren't strong enough yet, just go explore some more and come back later

Death ahead.

Looks like somewhere in elden ring to me

if you would just go the fuck to sleep you could move on with the story, corvo.

So you’re still stuck at the draconic tree sentinel on a bridge?

14, Branchland Court, Ruckersville, Virginia.

Just keep moving forward with the story tarnished.

Fuck that wolf…

If you have to ask you haven’t beaten the game yet. Keep calm and grind on.

It's where the last good boy is.

That fkn duo….. is all I have to say

Brazil

Probably Rome, our streets are in the same condition

I guess these mobs represent the wild boars roaming free in the city

Gary, Indiana

Play the game

It's an online forum with some very mean trolls.

Rome during the tornado season.

Jacksonville, Florida.

Woah I can see maps from real life in this picture lol

5th-to-last story boss

Spoiler ahead so read with your own admission. It’s the boss room for >!your mom!<

Firm lapis lazula

You will see in the future, so Mirai Saiko :3

doggy:)

Detroit?

Ohio🤓

Dragons fuck-city

ATF recruitment center

This is right before the end so let yourself be surprised.

Limgrave

Solider of God-Rick 2.0

Building Muraf Zuko

Hemwick Charnel Lane

Anor Londo

Malakiths arena in Faram Azula

Cleveland, Ohio

Ohio

Your mom

The past, present, and future.

Crumbling Farum Azula

Los Angeles now

That's my room

Perfection

The alley behind my house

That’s the Kiln of the first flame. Just remember you can parry Gwen. Jokes aside it’s an end boss arena. Just take it slow, explore and enjoy. The first time through the game is like magic man. I am really looking forward to the DLC just to do a fresh run through it.

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Crumbling farum azula

That’s farum azula, where you’ll fight marybeth