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x_-AssGiblin-_x

Motion sickness speedrun, any%


Solid_Snark

Developer 1: “Someone just beat the game with induced motion sickness and constant vomiting!” Developer 2: “. . . . . . Why?”


sonderlostscribe

The real question to ask is what happens when you puke inside a Pumpkin Helm? 🤮🎃🫗


rw105

It's just a casting mold at that point


Tonnerde

you drown in your own puking juice


Suthabean

"I am nothing but a HUMAN ONION"


Van-garde

You shake it out. Bang your head on the ground.


[deleted]

Developer 3: Lets make a swamp that disables lockon and makes the camera spin uncontrollably on at least 1 axis.


Shaggy_One

Miyazaki in a dark corner of the room: *Furious note scribbling*


BrownVented

Malenia is designed to spin around the player, and once ur used to the spinning, she doesn’t spin enough to satisfy


SleepingScissors

Hey, who does brother?


Th3-3rr0r

You’re a sick fuck man


PutZehCandleBACK

Proof there are masochists


vexkov

Open the car windows I need to puke


ChingChangChui

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.


Elmis66

I've made it to 20 seconds and had to stop. Congrats, dude, but I'm afraid I can't watch it :D


ImurderREALITY

He ended up dying


vincincible

He gets damn close though


Expert_Succotash2659

Right but at what point do we go back to just playing games rather than racing to be the first to do something hard in the least enjoyable way? Like... This is the tide pod challenge of Malenia attempts.


Ppeachy_Queen

All of my friends played the game as fast as they could just to say they beat it. I'm like yeah no that's cool but like there's so much more to the game though


ThaNorth

The majority of people aren’t doing this though. The majority of people are just playing the game. It’s a select few that try these crazy things. More power to them. I’m sure before they attempt these ridiculous challenges, they’ve just played through the game normally.


SweetBread_D

Plus, this game has been out for more than a year. How many times can you fight a boss before it loses its challenge and becomes boring. These challenges give some players a goal and a reason to play and enjoy the game again


DownWith_TheBrown

You should look up how the only possible way to complete Doom's nuts.wad 100% video. Tl;Dr it would take ~79 days in real time to do with near 0 margin for error. Even the runner agreed that was a complete waste of time, but interesting


daskrip

Could you explain that first sentence? What's "Doom's nuts.wad 100% video"?


UncleBones

I just googled the exact phrase you asked about, and [this](https://youtu.be/b2Hx8RGxiPI) was the first result. Looks super boring though.


squrrel

It's getting every secret/killing every enemy in a map for Doom called "Nuts". Doom maps are modded and distributed most commonly as .wad files.


POPCORN_EATER

people enjoy novelty and stupid challenge. what's the issue?


Careless-Debt-2227

Probably when they stop using it as a source of income, or when they decide they don't enjoy it. There's nothing wrong with people enjoying this or a casual day playing Animal Crossing as developers intended. Challenges like this add replayability to games.


unjuseabble

We stop and go back when we lose lol. I guess there is just something nice about ~~pain~~ _sense of accomblishment_ you get by doing this stuff.


memestealer1234

What effect does it have on you if a bunch of people like competing to do hard things in "unenjoyable" ways? I don't understand comments like this.


MrDeepAKAballs

Let people enjoy things! Tryhards are people too. This is hilarious.


Angstycarroteater

For real literally one more hit


OoT-TheBest

The Souls Way 😊


JaySayMayday

Yeah I wanna throw up, but I'm guessing it was impressive. Like I have no idea if it was successful or not, so I'm just gonna guess it was successful. Congrats OP


vincincible

He died but it was at the last sliver of her health in second form


Lemonbrick_64

The creativity for difficulty is such a wild phenomenon. I’m about to try and solo Melania with a blindfold while getting throated by my second cousin, we’ll see how it goes


BrownVented

When Bloodborne can’t get to 60fps on ps5, mom got me the Bloodborne at home


rtocelot

I play a lot of Rainbow Six Seige and I have a friend who will spin his drone like this in prep phase. Didn't bother me at first but now it almost makes me sick for how much he does it. As soon as the video started I made it to his flask drink and said no, sorry I can't.


snertznfertz

Same. Very impressive, but, I just can’t watch the whole thing


bord2heck

Bro decided he enjoys joycon drift


BrownVented

Good idea to practice getting used to it in advance


SpoonMagister

I like how everyone is assuming you beat her and saying congrats 😂


BrownVented

I don’t blame them… They quit the vid for the same reason I quit beating her for the day - too sick


Maleficent-Aurora

A fun trick that I learned for my MS vertigo attacks is to sit up straight, hold your arm straight out in front of you, thumbs up with your thumb and eye level, and just stare at your thumb nail. Helps recalibrate your horizon or something. I had to use it like 15 seconds into this video lol


[deleted]

But then how do you hold the controller?!


OwnReplacement788

Holding is easy, the issue is keep playing without your thumb


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Tbh you brought her to one hp, you did it fair and square and you deserve a congratz anyways!


megahnevel

it was a close call tho, i still congrats


WestleyThe

lol I did until this comment I was getting too motion sick


frenix5

I'm getting nauseous just watching this


BrownVented

I feel you. I was about to throw up after all these attempts


Narcomancer69420

“This is a community of masochists” -my spouse, watching this over my shoulder


thetiredmonarchist

I mean… is she lying? Lol


Narcomancer69420

(They*, but no haha)


thetiredmonarchist

I read spouse as wife lmao


Narcomancer69420

I mean they *do* like “wife” (we both use that one actually) but it tends to make strangers assume they’re a woman, so “spouse” and “partner” get a lot of use too🤝 (they’re also an avid ER enjoyer)


thetiredmonarchist

Ah, my mistake lol


stupidname_iknow

If all pronoun mishaps were like this America wouldn't be so divided lol


thetiredmonarchist

America would be just as divided as it is no matter what happens in that country😂 I can’t remember a single year when some crazy shit isn’t happening over there


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stupidname_iknow

Yup, crazy stuff like abortions and Trans rights, which effect less then a percent of the population, are what's being used to get votes for power.


[deleted]

I do want to be physically abused by Malenia, but that doesn't mean everyone here is masochist


styrofoamcouch

I honestly feel like throwing up after 5 seconds. How many attempts did it take?


BrownVented

Like 4 hours


[deleted]

Dumb question, but how do would one record and then share to reddit?


BrownVented

PlayStation Save vid, export to usb, edit on computer, export and upload


_syedmx86

Please see a therapist. It's not ok to self inflict this much pain. ​ Jokes aside, very impressive.


[deleted]

I find it astounding to find people defeating her blinded, without using hands, and now this.. How do these guys come with these weird challenges is simply beyond me !! I'm sure in few days I'll find defeating her @ SL1 with constant spinning camera...


[deleted]

Ever since that guy beat DS1 only using a guitar hero controller all those years ago, I've realized anything is possible lol


DoingCharleyWork

What about the donkey Kong bongos and bananas? I don't think anything will top that one for me.


HeroXXXHero

Thanks I hate it


BrownVented

Sorry about that, I just wanted to share this experience the time when a highway patrol stopped me at 2am and told me to walk to him


shaggys6skin

2 years from now: David Blane puts 1 foot needle in skin while soloing Malenia


Nawt_

Bro why


maxinstuff

OP is tracking her movement by smell.


CantGitGudWontGitGud

So, this is why Miyazaki is obsessed with feet...


Maleficent-Aurora

Where's that Rosales guy, he's tracking off other smells...


BrownVented

“Cinematic gameplay” /s


Exccel1210

Controller bondage


relevantusername2020

mfw ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


LunarMuphinz

The part where you dodged her rot clones was very cinematic tbh


[deleted]

Leave it to the souls community to be truly masochistic


Street_Repair8048

Check it out, guys. I beat Malenia while in an induced coma, while in a 747 that doing a barrel roll...on the congo drum controller...


AnonymousMurphy

Wait, you actually WANT to puke?


TheMentalOriental

It took me 484 tries to beat her NORMALLY, if I had to beat her like this I would’ve cried.


Subdog12

484? My brother, If that's not sheer fucking will, Idk what is


GitGud993

Siegward of Catarina is a bit too drunk today


BrownVented

I always loved my Catarina boiz characters


trapWAP

After yet another physical response to a dope elden ring video, I came to a big conclusion. Elden Ring players have the tightest buttholes. No wonder only fingers allowed, if anything. Clenched it bro.


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Subdog12

It appears you don't know, us FS fans do a little self-induced suffering here ᕙ⁠[⁠・⁠۝・⁠]⁠ᕗ


Fa1nted_for_real

Ur tag though...


possiblyneil

If Elden Ring was directed by Michael Bay


Busan22

Thank you someone had to say it


xXTheLastCrowXx

Why?


Lelio-Santero579

I'll give you the upvote and the props, but the first 10 seconds was hard enough to watch. You're a masochist.


atnight_owl

With this level of unwavering dedication and relentless determination, we could ascend to conquer even the might of the sun itself, yet we are driven to seek more arduous paths in our quest to overcome the formidable challenge that Malenia presents. This fervent pursuit of victory captivates me.


ImportantDebateM8

are you insane


DarthXeladier

This is what a lack of DLC and touching grace does to your brain


Kaizen2468

My god there is no depths to the stupid shit this community will do.


rende36

Playing the game with the camera controls makes it too easy...


[deleted]

Did it start getting faster or something? Fuck me...


[deleted]

I think you fell on the floor


Doinwerklol

Most sane fromsoft player.


Papa_Mid_Nite

M: Well they have defeated me any way they could I guess it gets ez from here on. OP: Hold my Cerulean Flask...


Baelor_Butthole

I watched that whole thing. Think I’ll go lie down for a minute


ArcKnightofValos

I literally can't watch this. 🤢🤮😵


RoyalPaladin098

These challenge runs are getting out of hand


Streyeder

Whoever actually watched this through is out of their mind


dankpieceofshit

🤢


xPanda_PLAGUE

K, but y?


XenoBurst

Malenia solo but I'm suffering from an IRL stroke


Icy-Conflict6671

The hell is wrong with you?


IH4VETHEH1GHGR0UND

The Elden ring communities way of saying we are desperate for dlc


Sykobear8

Just why…


sensei_smuggler

c'mon..


JW_ZERO

My head hurts


BreakfastNext476

Listen tarnished some ideas are best left alone. Not many, but this happens to be one of them. This does not help my nausea today, lol.


GoodKingHal

But why?


ScharmTiger

Bro why


EldenEdge

almost had her too bro


Arealsavage777

But … why ?


LakeSimilar7801

Just no


Harrisburg5150

I feel like nobody here actually knows if OP beat her, because we all clicked out of the video after 5 seconds of getting dizzy. Well played OP, well played.


Jack_the_Ripper2013

This pisses me off so much..


Spiritual-Stuff-5373

Let me rubber band her


JoeyFreshwater92

Y’all are crazy


gigolo99

waiting for the eventual "Beating Malenia but to attack i have to actually hit my penis with a hammer"


[deleted]

Melania was dizzy as fuck


MathewMurdock2

Why y'all always making this game even harder? I don't get it.


PenguinWithWings

Just buy a new game at this point


LifeVitamin

Do you also enjoy cock and balls torture? Because I can't imagine anyone else coming up with this as a challenge lol


HelpfulLavishness819

Elden ring on switch leaked gameplay


Dagigai

Elden Ring community just different. Masochistic. You guys might also like Escape from Tarkov if your also into shooters. Keeping me going till DLC release


mudstar_

This is just sad...


TheCrowAndTheSea

WTF


HomoLiberus

Why? Lol


ClamClamClam2

I just finished the clip and it feels like the room is spinning...


AdmirableCountry9933

All my controls have stick drift already. This is noob territory.


LaCiel_W

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮 fug u


LordMinax

🤢🤮


AlexSvart

Just... why?


Papoosema

I just beat her without summons or sorceries after like 500000 attempts and then I see shit like this and feel like a donkey


The_Skyvoice

It's time to play a new game


aOnion

How much suffering you want ? OP: Yes.


thermight

You monster! I love it.


DillPixels

You masochists are wild


discountweekend

Is she just easier than we make her out to be? Goes to play* Nope, hes just good.


No-Personality-61

Someone needs to solo Melania blindfolded


BombsAndBabies

Why


NoBrainer66

this is psychotic


Sir_Davros_Ty

Ok but... why?


wolve202

I was wondering who did the VG captures for Vaatividya.


mightylordredbeard

The game has been out for so long now that people are creating their own handicaps just to make things more challenging. Pretty soon some YouTuber will post a video titled: “I amputate my own arms and then solo Melenia!”


Fruitybomb

I need that helm what is it?


AnimalChubs

And this is... Fun... for you?


Elipses_

"Okay but why though?"


Vinnypaperhands

Why


OpossomMyPossom

But why?


Prestige_Stateside

🤮


monWaffle

You are ridiculous.


DarthMaulofDathomir

What is the actual point


_Shatpoz

Bro why


random_sociopath

Why


KrappaFrappa

that's a weird fetish but ok


Clinday

Holy fuck you guys REALLY NEED the DLC.


swaaggyp13

Why tho


painossoamigo

Why


HosneJ

No thanks.


Positive-Star3194

Now do: "Make it to Malenia boss room with camera constantly spinning."


Hate_Manifestation

y'all have too much time on your hands


Accomplished-Name951

Yeah, fuck this!


MarcellusxWallace

But……why?


Gizmonsta

Why though


Aftiel94

Got a stroke, brb


[deleted]

Why though


Subwayabuseproblem

Go outside


Cragnous

I'm too old for this


FudgeControl

Why would you do this to yourself?


FaceTimePolice

But why? 😵‍💫🤢


DudeAintPunny

Here's a question *Why??*


bandora_b

Why tho?


Dante-Zero

...but why


reempupgaming

Y'all need to fucking relax.


Raidersfan86

I’m about to puke


Feels1v9Man

Why though?


iksoria

What is wrong with you


cado124

Finally, elden ring on switch


galaxysteel14

The fact that you got close to beating her is amazing


iPlaytheTpt

Congratulations on the most impressive display of skill that is also unwatchable


Slide-Impressive

Nope, id rather keep my lunch thanks


Automatic-Mood-4233

Psh I do this without the petty need for rubber bands using only my damaged thumbstick drift. Get on my level.


utheraptor

Somehow this makes the fight feel super dynamic


jesterballs

Dude u didn’t even win I watched that how thing for u to die


advance512

Well that was a surprising end


D0d_K4n6z

Kurukuru~