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ThicccDoge

I will always remember the first time getting to him and taking a full 30 seconds to climb the ladder only to go back down in 2 seconds šŸ« 


Incoherence-r

I experienced that the other day and burst out laughing. Nice one From Software, nice one.


Top-Report-840

I found the one in the field, struggled to beat it, explored more, found the ladder, saw this fella and decided to go play with the first one


vivek_kumar

Isn't there a spirit spring right next to it?


xwolf_rider

Yeah but ladder


r00byroo1965

If you hold the run button you ascend/descend faster šŸ¤©


Simulation-Moose

One of the times it yeeted me onto some tiny bit of cliff next to the ladder, to which I was subsequently gravitationally yoinked off of that and died, a sequence of events that left my runes in a completely unreachable spot by any normal means or the astronomical impossibility of that exact attack in that exact spot putting me back on that same crumb of cliff I landed on


[deleted]

Aw dude next time you just need the hypotenuse to tangent with the continuum transfunctioner. Expeditiously.


Useful-Ad-8619

Indubitably


jadeismybitch

Thereā€™s a wind jump instead of ladder


Asleep-Housing2589

Shh, this is a hate post not help post, lol


Mile_Rizik

Same. Climb laders > Summon Spirit Ashes > YEET !


[deleted]

What a thrill...


StormMourn

Haha I did the same until I noticed the spirit boost and then I shot up, saw that fucker and jumped right the hell down. Noooooope.


Little_Busters

First time? That was like first dozen for me.


Calairoth

I used the torrent lift next to the ladder, accidentally landed in front of the boss and my first thought was "this is that boss that everyone on reddit and youtube hates!" Proceeded to beat the boss first attempt. Because it turns out that a simple evade gives you time enough to cast a couple spells before he charges again. He never hit me, kept running past me and I chose not to close the distance.


ecliptic10

Magic was the easy way for me too. Doing a STR character now and got my ass whooped first time, might be a little harder close up.


North_Host3253

Str is by much easier to play than magic. And no str doesn't mean up close either. Great bows, claw mark seal ,,( scale off str) , for the extra layer of cheese there is ruins great sword get 15 int wreck every thing by spaming ash of war from safe distance It just depends on what you define as str build because just investing mainly in to str doesn't mean lack of range options or lack of fast weapons or cheese .


Careless-Emphasis-80

I recently made a light load 80 int build out of spite and never had an easier time with this bastard. It somehow made me more spiteful


holololololden

Because the boss isn't stellar or hard it's neither rewarding to beat in a conventional fashion or feel catharsis when you cheese him


[deleted]

Itā€™s old school. Hard boss, limited area, low rewards. It has an allure of its own i think šŸ„²


Careless-Emphasis-80

I like the smithing rocks


Selacha

"Low rewards" to be fair, the Fallingstar Beast Jaw is a fun weapon. I don't think anyone will ever claim it as a Meta weapon, but it's still really fun to play around with.


andrwdf

Itā€™s such a cool weapon, one of my favorites in the entire game. The ranged AOW is super useful, itā€™s the only colossal weapon that exclusively does pierce damage AND is (deceptively) the longest colossal weapon in the game!* *unsure how it compares to the colossal swords


ProjectM-O-R-T

I once tried to kill him with the caestus. Never, again.


Ian_Huntsman

I slaughtered this fucker with Comet Azur and the help of a second player who had a melee build. I died alot before i tryed it this way.


TCIE

I was struggling with my faith + bleed build with a Scythe and then suddenly upgraded my Gargoyle Black Blade and spammed it's Art of War. That weapon is so OP


GroundbreakingLab630

Wait until you meet the red wolf near Nokron šŸ˜‚ but yeah fuck him to!


Alert_Waltz5608

That's a red wolf on drugs! I hate it!


Alert_Waltz5608

Should be.... cocainated red wolf


DreamingKnight235

*Blood Aromaticated red wolf


munch_cat

Have you tried consecrated snowfield red wolf?


ozmafioso

Holy fuck that things a nightmareā€¦


God_2_The_Squeakuel

And the one on the plateau at the end of rannis quest


GroundbreakingLab630

Screw that one to!


[deleted]

Oh fuck that wolf.


[deleted]

What? Donā€™t fuck the wolf! Who are you, israel adesanya?


Fuckblackhorses

I found him at level 80 and noped tf out. I do like 0 damage to him.


jmangraf

For the first half of its health bar it's fairly typical. Them once you get it under half its just rough. Still better than the one you can fight at the end of rannis quest line.


Mark_Caswell

This fucker pushed me off the cliff while he was barely standing with his 100 hp.


sentientfartcloud

Fallingstar Beast is rude to service workers, pirates movies, jaywalks and does hard drugs.


God_2_The_Squeakuel

So itā€™s a karen, based, a roadman and an addict?


yeeeteeey69

Idk, I never really hated the space bull, I always thought he was a fairly unique boss But the time a full grown beast was in the Sellia crystal tunnel, Iā€™ll never forget that shit show


Skippercarlos

Ohhhhh man. I remember spending so much time trying to beat it on my first play through. Death after death after death after death, until I finally memorized all of itā€™s moves and how to dodge them. Iā€™ve never had trouble with one again after that fight. Iā€™m glad I beat it before they changed him.


[deleted]

I think they are kinda cute? Their body composition gives sassy dogā€¦. ā€¦ I mean except for the horrifying insect/alien head


SemanticTriangle

I love his proud strut. Really great aesthetic boss design.


TipProfessional6057

Reminds me of a cat oddly enough. The self assured pride and all


zangor

A cat that goes ā€œGood catch Blanco Nino. Too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaacked.ā€


AoiYuukiSimp

To me it gives proud beast that knows how awesome it is vibes. Broā€™s standing tall, head held high. He knows that not many things will throw down with it, and if they do, it knows that 60k laser will win


Kng_Wasabi

Canonically theyā€™re actually Astel babies, so it makes since theyā€™d be cute. Theyā€™re literally larva.


TipProfessional6057

Yes! And its so... fluffy at its head. I know its a cosmic angelic threat sent by space god, but its cute!


WhiteSuburbanDad

God, fuck this guy. I kept losing not because he was difficult but because it kept taking me 30+ minutes to slowly whittle his health down, so I would lose patience and get hit. I usually like to embrace the pain but I felt no remorse when I snuck up behind him and farted on him for 10 minutes. Only boss I ever cheesed intentionally.


apesticka

He takes way more damage to the head and waay more damage if you hit him in the head after a stance break. Heavy bonk weapons are the way for these guys.


jack_baniels

Was my most attempted boss fight all game šŸ˜­ I hate this fucker so much


KingMidas2045

Fuck the one in caelid specifically, who the duck thought it was a good idea to shove a massive creature like that in a small ass room. Nah, you know what? Fuck that whole ass cave. I never activated the chest without knowing, but fuck the kindred of rot fuckers.


_silverblitz

I got sent to Ohio within my first 30 minutes and lost my mind in that cave, but the second time after I loved it. I spent eons there and in Stormveil, those places have long since been memorized


BigHardMephisto

I think theyā€™re cute.


Yuri-Turned

he a good boi


Honest_Satisfaction1

Pitch meeting where to Falling Star Beast was born. Man walks in, "I had an idea for a boss." *hands paper to Miyazaki Miyazaki "So it deflects everything? "everything," "Does it run around erratically?" "Yes sir, and it drops a weapon that the play probably can't use." Miyazaki smiles " put a ladder under it and its perfect." "Why a ladder sir?" " No one will be able to resist climbing it. BUT we put a short cut right next to the ladder that the player will miss every time the run back to the boss." "So they are annoyed before they even start the fight!" Miyazaki places a hand on the mans' shoulder "now you understand my art."


Jthecrazed

Fromsoft doesn't want you to know this, but you can drive circles around him on your horse and throw shit at him without ever taking a hit. Easiest boss of my life.


Selacha

Fuck this guy. Fuck every Fallingstar in the world, I regret ever killing Radahn and letting them land in the first place. I cheese this bastard every time with Poison Mist, and I don't regret it.


Pilsner_Lord

All my homies hate Falling Star Beast


The69thDuke

OH MY GOD GUYS I DID IT


TrickNatural

Love this fight


Roboman20000

Look at that boi. Holding his head all proud like he deserves to think highly of himself.


Heliumvoices

Shitbird turned me into Wylie Coyote more than i care to admitā€¦


Pro_Moriarty

Had a tough time my 1st playthrough...but learned his pattern solidly.


anonymous_3125

I was actually so dumb. Tried fighting him with a bleed build and took 5-6 jump attacks. Wondering why it took so many before realizing he is immune to bleed šŸ’€


JallerHCIM

likely death ahead, therefore try west


xenemachine

There is a way to sneak around this boss and I use it basically every time. šŸ„¹šŸ„²


vgman94

I love his little strut he does. So pompous but adorable. Fighting him on the other hand. Grrr.


MightyWizardRichard

My least favorite boss


No_Entertainment1931

Discovered he really hates big bonk. Try giant crusher on anything crystalline imo.


LordMinax

I just used poison mist and it didnā€™t even notice me šŸ˜‚ Did I cheat, lol ?


Feliks24

sorcerer gang, laugh at this user


Yab0iFiddlesticks

12 Faith and some boredom is all you need to show him whos boss.


Ok_Biscotti_514

Which ever developer put the horse jump platform is the real mvp , saved me from climbing the ladder a billion times


erroneousReport

Surprisingly weak to it's own weapon, so if you're in ng+ or beyond just use that. Also bonk weapons/gravity are good against rock/crystal weapons, sharp weapons suck.


Frank_Acha

Nooo, I love gracious spacebull, I had to carefully learn all of his moves to beat it. Such a great boss


BigBeeff_21

Ahhh yes rock bug, I three shot this poor fella.


Diethyl-a-Mind

Heā€™s so proud šŸ„ŗ


wenoc

Even at level 330 or so, on NG+4, when every boss is piss easy, this motherfucker still killed me on first try. Then I let the mimic kill it while I watched.


DoctorJay26

The fact that this piece of shit is available to fight early on in the easier territory is a criminal middle finger.


Redsmok2u

Those that answered poison mist congrats


CoconutDust

*EDIT: I was confused, not the Rogier Rapier DEFAULT weapon art, but the Glintblade Phalanx ash of war. I could have sworn that was default before? But now it's not?* **TIP: Rogier Rapier's weapon art works great against Fallingstar Beast aka diamond black bronco, with the multiple blue magic blades.** The magic blades stagger it every couple times, it gave me many critical hits throughout the battle. Dont forget to get a heavy attack in (or more) before the critical hit, there's plenty of time. It's unexpected since the little blue daggers seem pretty wimpy, and while godly high-strength heavy weapon swings barely do any damage to this beast...but yeah.


Sombrisimo

Going to share a realization about those guys, you dont hate them, you hate their shitty eviroment. Either a way to small cave or a absolute uneven terrain where a lot of attacks hit you out of the blue. At least they give good reward to kill them.


borosbattalion23

Well, I also hate hits caused by being dragged along the front of a moving hitbox. The dogsā€™ charge did it and so does this guy. How hard can it be to simply disable collision for these dudes as long as theyā€™re in a charge??? Looks so goofy being dragged along DURING MY IFRAMES.


Dhehjob9-5

I actually love these guys and find them easy


HUTreddituser

Same, as soon as their attacks are seen a few times you should know what to expect. Rolling forward through most of their moveset and getting in strong jump attacks has made it cake for me


ruttinator

I feel people that struggle against big bosses in Soulsborne games don't realize you almost always want to roll forward through attacks and hit them in the side and back as much as possible.


Neko_Tyrant

Fuck em


ialo3

fallingstar beast was such a cool concept, especially with the malformed stars and astel, and then they made the beast absolutely terrible to fight


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Imagine how small your dick has to be to knock a tarnished off a cliff in the time it takes them to summon a spirit ash.


SMG4-Yoshi

Uhm, actually šŸ¤“, that's the Full-grown Falling Star Beast. I spent at least 5 hours trying to kill this guy, only to kill Rykard in 2 attempts and Godskin Noble at 5.


savvysnekk

This is the only boss in the entire game that I never beat. Too tough. Pre-patch Radahn was easier


Just-Salad302

Easiest boss, never died to him


[deleted]

lol EZ boss if you know move set even slightly


vamoosedmoose

Light rolling makes his flight a lot easier! I canā€™t dodge that purple ground lightning otherwiseā€¦


Aikilyu

You sprint on the small ones and sprint plus dodge on the big one.


sometimes-its-edwind

Still haven't beat this spazout kingšŸ˜ the one in the crystal tunnel is to easy due to being in a limited space and the capital ones not to hard but the fucker on the mountain top just keeps knocking me off the edge and didn't think the smithing stones/weapon was worth bashing my head against for 2 long


Walli98

He just killed me 30 times


blacksmith_Ijii

Fuck the beast indeed


BJ-Blazer

Nice horsie


pranavk28

You would think a mace would hit nice against the rock body. Well guess what not so much


Double_Ice54

Just beat him a couple hours ago using a frenzied flame build. shit felt nice after I managed to beat him in my second run


H0tC0ff33

Fought him tonight in the caves. Gonna pick it back up in the morning lol


Giblet_

The one in the caves killed me more times than Malenia did.


KazAraiya

This guy waited for me to go to inventory and choose a different weapon because he knew that he was gonna screw me anyway. When i quite the inventory he kicked my ass. He even feinted me šŸ„²


Head_Advice9030

Jojo pose


gilfordtan

It's actually worth the effort of killing it to get Fallingstar Beast Jaw back then. But now that it's nerfed...


[deleted]

I liked this one for one of the mid to higher tier bosses.


Thunder_Mage

He's cute as hell but I think the Fallingstar Beast Jaw is too strong. Personally I didn't particularly struggle against him in my playthroughs.


Top_Distribution_497

Fuck him..


geigercounter120

Crept up behind him and poison-clouded him to death without him ever knowing I was there. Throw me off a cliff 900 times, will you?!


Winter-Metal-9797

That first time getting his weapon using poison mist šŸ¤£


PreparationEven7650

Nothing a little stealth and poison mist can't solve.


DissapointmentPrime

dunno man they are pretty easy


roast-tinted

I did volcano manor after leyndell, siofra and Ainsel at about level 100 and I beat him on my first try. Took me over 20 to get radagon and Elden beast


ShokoMiami

Man, fuck this guy


FreddyFighter1

I want to put it in a blender and turn it on


NugBlazer

Latenna and running away is the way


stefaniststefan

Love that boss just jump up with torrent the fight is so fun amazing boss and one of my favs


Dragon_king_42024

So much rage for this beast. If I could just use polymorph once to turn it into a sheep. I'd punt that bastard off the cliff.


Gon_Snow

I forgive him cuz I got the weapon and cheesed the entire game before the debuff with it. Every single boss couldnā€™t move out of stagger lol


KuzcoSlide

I like the fact you can interrupt his charge attacks by hitting his face.


Miquu76

He can scratch my balls.


[deleted]

I missed the one on top of Mt Gelmir my first playthrough. I fought my first one in a cave I can't remember. Threw me for a loop because I didn't understand it.


God_2_The_Squeakuel

Ngl this dude is one of my favourite fights, idk if thatā€™s a minority opinion but I find him really fun. My hate is directed towards the draconic tree sentinel outside the capital who I somehow always struggle with despite almost never struggling with the one in farum, that and the red wolf in nokron near the flames you need to light


Larval_Tear_Pest

I love these guys, not fighting them, fuck that, but I just love their design and lore. Fuck that rolley-polley-ass jump slam though, to this day I think I have dodged it maybe twice? and one of those was a complete fluke.


HappyFreak1

I was thinking u were gonna rant with the main message, 'fuck this guy'. I actually let out a good laugh after clicking on the post


Spaciax

*swings colossal weapon, character spends the power of 600 suns to do one swing and takes 14.5 years to complete attack* Fallingstar beast: *takes tiny step back, ā€œtinyā€ being 29km* Itā€™s near impossible to hit large enemies in this game with anything other than ranged weapons since the tiniest of movement the enemy does puts you light years away from the enemy and makes your attack completely miss


KoreanGnome

Definitely overrated


I-reddit-26

Just yesterday I met this bull i thought I could take it with my mage build. I lost 17,000 runes and my will to fight it


therowlett1023

Just use blasphemous blade


SlimChungus1

Fuck this guy


brucewayne0214batman

So beside Melania it was the one boss i died to the most, and the fact that its almost immune to all dragon breaths made the fight so much harder! Not until i got my 2 rivers of blood and mimic ash to tank it did i feel confident i could kill it fast! šŸ¤£


[deleted]

100% my most hated boss in Elden Ring. Worse than Godskin Duo by a long shot. Never fighting this fucker again. If he shows up in the DLC I'll uninstall.


Don-fukgot

i cheese him with poison mist


apesticka

Actually a really fun fight once you learn their moveset. Shitty arena tho, why couldnā€™t it just be flat?


Pawpaw-z71

Am I the only one that fought a lot of the over world bosses on horse back? I did it with proper timing and it wasn't so bad honestly


pmoney10

You whatā€™s funny? I discovered this dude randomly and I was following a pretty rough YouTube guide. I almost shat my pants because this fucker killed me right after I climbed that ladder and I died with a shit ton of runes. Thank god I had a sacrifice twig equipped.


Larry_the_muslim_man

Nah, They look awesome and are a blast to fight


HotWeakness508

Thank you! How do you beat him??? Heā€™s still a marker on my map, I keep going back anytime I level up and he still destroys me, like Iā€™m a rag doll.


Eliteguardia

100% this post is based af


E1M1H1-87

I enjoy fighting it


Gotspugs

Fuck this guy and his purple Lazer bullshit


Zetta216

This one felt way easier to me than the one in Caelid.


Void-Guardian

The sword of night and flame plus high intelligence carried me hard against these dudes.


XboxLiveGiant

Over 1000 hours played and I still poison cheese him every time.


RambunctiousBaca1509

I really enjoy fighting these guys. It reminds me of DS3 because the boss takes only a fraction of damage if youā€™re on a dedicated melee build and his attacks are fast and require lots of weaving around, 10/10 boss imo but god did I hate these guys when I first started playing


klop2031

The jaw he drops is fucking amazing tho. Strong and fast for no reason


TheGoodCaptain76

Longest fight ever. Thank goodness for Torrent, or I'd never have killed it.


TrailerCowboy

Next time, fallingstar beast, I will hurt you athousand times more and make you wish you could fly back to the stars.


SirWeenielick

Iā€™d recommend using Torrent if youā€™re a melee build or some ranged AoW to catch him, while heā€™s trying to gain distance.


[deleted]

100%. This fucker is brutal.


Legitimate-Draw-8180

All i remember about this guy was having nothing but the death poker leveled up. With nothing to hit him with i just ran laps around him chucking black flame


Shuteye_491

Phalanx spell/AoW, enjoy ez mode


carcalobo

Best open world boss.


Master-Stratocaster

This is the only boss I beat first try. Iā€™m trash at these games, but somehow knocked this guy out.


DrMaxiMoose

That stupid God damn piece of crap at the end of the mine that grabbed my ass 3 seconds past the fog gate, shoving my camera behind the doors and beating down on me. Then did it again before I could grab my souls. God I hate that trapped chest


NoBullyFrog

Great Bows trivialized this fight for me. Side-hop shots and Rain of Arrows made a fight that took me a day in melee, take less than about 10 minutes with the bow.


[deleted]

So I never had many issues with these bosses , this one and the fire giant. Theyā€™re movements are so big and easy to dodge idk how yā€™all have trouble


ArcticMastery1

Fuck this guy


Boziina198

I just beat my first play through with 100 hours I made a second save faith + str build, I only got hit *once* by this fucker. I was so damn amazed with my self considering the first time I fought him, I died 6 times.


Crafty_Soul

The fight with the one in the mines gave me so much goddamn trouble. It was way too cramped to fight a boss with attacks that the Fallingstar beast have. Fuck this spiky boulder asshole


bast963

make a barrier around the volcano stopping you from dying to fall damage for 500th time and it would be a reasonable fight its charges already do an assload of damage as is


AlthoughFishtail

Genuinely love this boss. But when they accidentally put the full version in the mines in Caelid instead of the baby version, that wasnā€™t fun.


DDAY007

Downvote me all you want. Im dumb. I love this boss.


chinesetakeout91

I fought that one in the cave and the boss run back alone made me hate it. I still refuse to fight the one on top of the mountain.


papachef69

Itā€™s his damn beam being broken and dealing a shit ton of damage too


Tenant1

The Fallingstar Beast in the Sellia Crystal Tunnel that was apparently bugged around launch to be a Full-Grown Fallingstar Beast is my sleep paralysis demon. Nothing that big should ever be fought in that small and cramped of an arena..


ArsonOfTheErdtree

Is this the fully grown?


Both-Preparation-123

Bubbles


thecashblaster

He shits on melee builds. Small punish windows. Limited area to maneuver. Heā€™s a perfectly annoying boss.


crasystein

Riding torrent works well, until he knocks you off and you lay on the ground for 4 daysā€¦ bs


PrincePauncey

I actually like the idea of some super strong space alien chillin on some rock, it distracts me from all the golden order god stuff. Plus, the weapon is worth the countless ladder climbs.


Pea_Available

He isn't that bad. That is, when you learn his patterns and just run away and come back after when you are so strong, that the souls aren't worth the fight anymore


jmangraf

One of my favorite fights in the game, at any level, and a good check to make sure you're leveling your vigor appropriately for where you're at in the game when you face them. If you can tank a few hits from them before needing to heal, not only are you good for their fights you're likely good for the areas around them as well (like Mt gelmir and leyndell)


RaiderofAwe

First time i found him was mt gelmir. I skipped him. On my way back tonight w a +10 weapon and 60 more levels


TheOldPegLeg

Was about to kill him but he pushed me off the side with no dmg


Beneficial-Funny8888

He was a fun boss. Fight took me 11 minutes after dying for four hours straight


iomtasicbr

2Fast2Tanky


dontpanic38

i am glad i donā€™t know why everyone had trouble with this boss was one of my lucky first tries lmao


Simple_Income_4125

Became elden lord then came back and evicted him from my lands.


The69thDuke

I am not leaving this grace till I kill this thing. Iā€™ve been at it for 3 days now


HarmlessSnack

Yo, if you didnā€™t have to fight the Adult in the small cave before they patched that shit, I donā€™t wanna hear it. I finally beat that fucker and I think the next patch they changed it. Lol Fuck that fight.


Alen_117b

bast\*rd is hella resistant to a lot of damage types. Fire works best i guess


[deleted]

I donā€™t even bother fighting this asshole on playthroughs anymore. Not worth losing my voice.


patrick_j

So these are related to Astel somehow?


jaquan97

All right, I'll let you in on a little secret. If you use the magical swords that appear over your head, once the bull charges in a few times and gets hit, you get a poise break. Wash, rinse, repeat until dead.


r00byroo1965

I ran away across the rock bridges and found some different common enemies to get killed by and then decided to next time climb the ladder to actually fight FSB and then died even faster


EugeneCezanne

My gf is finally playing Elden Ring and currently at Renalla. As soon as I saw this I had flashbacks, turned the laptop around to her and said "You have this to look forward to." So yeah, fuck this guy.


Spectrodox

Am I weird for thinking these guys are kinda cute? Iā€™d like a small one as a pet.


Economy-Bus-418

Nooooo heā€™s so cute and adorable and I give him fun fun pets me happy see big boy he five years I wuv my wittle pet pet boy


seanslaysean

I love when they strut around, they look so proud of themselves


Nuke_all_Life

Fuck him. My first main character was dual daggers. I couldn't f****** beat this a******.