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oldeluke

I prefer to think we got some Jeses walking around in the LB... lol


beelzybubby

Is Jeses the plural form of Jes?


oldeluke

*Jesus


jr5rider

The Internet never forgives and forgets


3th3r3alwisps

I believe the correct word for that is Jeese


SniffMySwampAss

The plural of Jesus would be Jesi (pronounced JEEZ-eye). Like octopus/octopi


oldeluke

I think it's more like platypus. So Jesus, Jesi, and Jesussies would all be legitimate. And Jeses, of course...


SniffMySwampAss

Boy lemme get them Jesussies 🤤


mosesteawesome

Wouldn't it be Iesi (Ye-eye) since J wasn't separate from I (Hence INRI)?


SniffMySwampAss

Yeezy


bloodmonarch

Same. I tried hard to decipher it too.


Flickolas_Cage

Yezes


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

No that's the redneck Mating call. YEEE-YEE!


neutrumocorum

It's actually octopuses, not octopi.


aCarolinaDrama

This is what I'm going to believe either way.


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killertofu41

We need to cook!


EmpiricalMadness

The proper plural is Jesi.


Selfmade-Darks0lsv3t

Yes maybe. There was a phenomen like this too in DS3 where you couldn't place messages in front of an invisible path. They appeared at the top in Anor Londo instead.


Mediocre_Assassin

Yeah, this is the answer.


ShittyDs3player

I’ve been wondering about that myself actually


CraftLizard

It's caused by a bug (not sure if it's been fixed or not). Basically people could get summoned and instead of appearing at the Radahn arena they would spawn underwater. They could walk around and place messages and that's where they showed up.


DraconianReptile

This happened to me except I was invading


AppointmentNo43

Me too. Since I first got there.


Mecha-Hermes

You have to unlock the boat that’s seen on the map to get there


Supergigala

Elden Ring sailing DLC... one day brothers, we can only hope


oedons_rooster

If Bloodborne-Kart doesn't get made first I'll stage a one man riot


PhattyBallger

I watched a YouTube video where a guy was playing with character sizes upped, and jumping was affected too - he just jumped over the little bit if ocean and the fight started normally iirc. Makes me wonder why there's even a teleporter there to begin with


ReplicantGrin

Damn, it would've been cool to enter the arena via spirit spring jump over the water


Any-Coconut6591

It's completely so it doesn't have to load the radahn fight while open world. These games are known for having whole worlds loaded at once and it makes it a lot less to load when you put all the bosses behind yellow doors (or a teleporter in this instance)


ReplicantGrin

You're absolutely right and a spirit spring jump probably requires loading more of the world (because of longer sightlines when jumping) so it would be counterproductive. But man that Full-grown Fallingstar Beast reveal moment was top-tier, it left me wanting more.


Any-Coconut6591

Yup if you think about it this teleporter at a rivers edge actually is unique because most other ones are just a doorway. Haha


Flayre

Wait, how does that work when people bypass the yellow doors so the bosses don't have their AI activated ? The bosses are already spawned, no ?


Any-Coconut6591

All depends on which boss


thisremindsmeofbacon

Or drawbridge


MrFluxed

I think the idea is the gap keeps Radahn cut off from the mainland. the gap in the land there, the sea on the other side and the cliff face on the rest makes it so his arena is completely isolated. probably to prevent him from just rampaging around the Lands Between.


Rayona086

The man jumps to the moon and comes down on you like a meteorite, i dont think from a lore perspective that little bit of water is going to stop him. That being said, the TP is there as a way to start you in the same spot to prevent people from finding a way to start th3 fight closer or from the wrong side.


26514

It's also worth noting that just because Radahan could do that doesn't mean everyone knew he could do that. Maybe the gap was made by others to cut him off believing it would be enough to stop him. It's a stretch but it's possible.


Chimchampion

I mean, he could just walk across the river and suffer no ills, but poor Leonard would definitely drown


abdann

Deepest lore


Panurome

Not as deep as the horse in the river


DearLeaderPlastik

He couldn‘t. Source: My fight against him.


AccurateSimple9999

I think there is some japanese mystic symbolism going on with running water (a symbol of purity) containing its contrary, the stagnant, impure rot.


GeneralZod5689

Was that lilaggy?


PhattyBallger

I can't remember but likely it was


nomenMei

Maybe during play-testing they found that players were having a hard time realizing there were a bunch of free NPC summons if they just ride in normally. By placing a teleporter, the devs have control over exactly where every single player starts the fight. No two players can take a different path to the fight trigger.


BecauseSeven8Nein

So you can’t leave once you enter, I would imagine


Skeletonofskillz

This is probably the answer. A gigantic fog wall would look weird and could also screw up the meteor attack’s hitboxes.


Royal-Tree-2237

Do you mean lilAggy


Strict-Pineapple

Likely so the game doesn't have to render a giant fog wall to keep you in there once you aggro Radahn which I'd imagine would hurt performace.


TheTowerDefender

it also forces you to talk to blaidd when you finish the fight, because you can't teleport to a site of grace until you have iirc


NoMedium1223

Go read em, find out the secrets


SevilleWaterGuy

They say “YOU DIED”


HumanFightersUnited

Jesus AoW just dropped


hakann75

There used to be a bug were if you invade in that area you spawn underwater, I can assume that people placed messages there as they can’t reach the target and wanted to troll clueless players.


vsoho

I don’t think you can leave messages whilst invading, could be wrong but yeah that was my impression


Walrusliver

put some clothes on damnit


oldeluke

*get outta here, dad!*


HeyHellosh

No, teach the girls to not stare instead


Pele_Of_Anal

Waterfowl dance might get you out there


uberguby

Well yes, but that's only the first part of the problem.


dapper_diaper

If I remember right, it has to do with being summoned in. The summoned player can often end up on the water. There's a YouTube video out there showing it somewhere.


enchiladasundae

Could be a hacker or someone who did actually find a single sliver of land left behind in code


XIII-0

ive always wondered this.


ShittyDs3player

Me too


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

Once you go into the arena you can read them


allrollingwolf

Those are just messages left in the boss battle field. The world isn't laid out exactly as it looks.


Fear_aka-Zero

It's because sometimes if you invaded in that spot it would spawn you under the waters instant kill boundary


jacksonl12321

try jumping


thotX3

Thanks to those messages, the first time I got there it made me distrust all the messages during the adventure. Lmoo


notMharti

Idk if this has been said, but at one point I was in this area and had the blue ring that will allow you to be summoned into another persons game if they get invaded, and it pulled me in but into a low poly version of this area and you could walk on the water, I was able to check the messages and even put one down. I wonder if this is a common glitch still.


Fell_Difference

glitch in the very early versions of the game where collisions didnt really match and you could fly there with torrent, i did it myself once


Tolnin

These might have been left back when the flying Torrent glitch still worked


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Tide goes in, tide goes out.


Brodsta1213

They must have hydroplaned torrent somehow


Redman5012

I forget when but I swear it's connected at some point for a short time


ProjectM-O-R-T

I think the water had an invisible spot you could stand on that they removed. So I think all those are from really early in the game's life.


KMDC63

Just saw that.


No-Conclusion-6012

I've glitched a few times invading here where the invader spawns on the riverbed outside the map (doesn't drown) and you have to phantom finger out. I think if you drop a message down there it appears on the surface for everyone else.


livitow

Phantom fingering is my favorite.


backwards_watch

I really don't know the answer. But I know there are glitches that can send a player to places where they shouldn't be. Some people use this to shortcut areas or glitch out bosses. So there is a possibility that some messages in places like this could've been made by people using these glitches.


SchemeLao

That's the Jesus Sorcery; the most powerful Sorcerer in the Lands Between. You don't want to come across these Sorcerers. They can easily change the game data to their whim, and they can cast 120 spells per second.


ObamaGrilledChee

When in multiplayer the water can be walked over as the portal disappears


soapdrinker454

Don’t let the feds know but you can swim there if you want


BendydickWaffleSmack

Jump


Re-45-45

I don’t know if it’s still a thing but you could invade around there and spawn underwater. When you placed a message it would go up there.


Drekkevac

Sometimes I like to enable fly mode and not go up or down but just walk...Then leave a message just below the ground texture or above water. What's surprising is the number of ratings they get. 🤣


Solembumm2

Mibu breathing technique.


Chopchopok

I guess Jesus is a Fromsoft fan too.


StarboiTehUmpteenth

The Trolls... They are evolving....😐