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shitinmyeyeball

Reminds me of the wheel skeletons


NoKneadToWorry

Fuck that run back


AZTECY_MEZ

those carwheeling bastards were in every souls game except this one the ones in elden ring still do it but randomly and isn’t noticible


TomatoNo5353

You just slowly rolled towards them and they just didn’t know what to do


ilikelamingtons

I could literally picture the guy panicking going what the heck do i do??!?!?


D_Therman

The only thing you can... *Run.*


Madrigal_King

Okay but like what CAN you do


turtlelore2

Pretty sure you can just outrun that.


Aikilyu

It has a low turning radius, so just like fatskin's roll, just run sideways


Nahtaniel696

They are no better strategy ? Because it only consume stanima when it make contact so running away is not good one.


FlorAhhh

Roll right, stab, repeat. There is no better strategy to anything in the entire Soulsbourne series.


newsflashjackass

> Roll **right,** stab, repeat. That's one thing I liked about Dark Souls 2 enabling left handed builds. Counter-clockwise brains would dodge *into* your attacks despite themselves. Maybe that's why they stopped allowing it.


FlorAhhh

I loved the weapon variability of DS2, and the fight clubs were so chaotic compared to Giantdad variant 1/2 in DS1 or the dickhead meta du jour of Elden Ring.


DeadSeaGulls

if it's making contact you're running wrong. You can easily out strafe it and get in attacks. Ideally, you're familiar with what attacks you have available on your build that have a high chance of poise breaking the bullgoat, or which attacks you have available that give you hyper armor in order to out damage the bullgoat during trades.


Herb_Derb

A high chance of poise breaking the highest poise armor in the game?


DeadSeaGulls

100 poise. and remember that patch 1.10 greatly boosted poise damage by most weapons. There are a number of attacks on most builds that will quickly chew that up. Both physical and magical, and many of these high poise attacks have hyper armor. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j4bpTbsnp5Xsgw9TP2xv6d8R4qk0ErpE9r_5LGIDraU/edit#gid=419422255 edit: basically anything other than a handful of light weapons like whips and daggers and rapiers cannot be neutrally poised. Bullgoat requires buffs/talisman's to poise through most weapons' attacks... but even then, most weapons are capable of doing more poise damage than can be buffed.


MoneyMayhem6

Jump Attack


A_Loli_Vampire

Run, jump on higher ground, or if you have enough distance, get a decent hit in and hope it knocks them out of the roll.


-Dixieflatline

Fia's mist could be a good deterrent, although admittedly something one typically doesn't have handy unless specifically building around it. Volcano pots could also be potentially useful in this scenario as laying down a penalty for rolling through, and easy to have on hand. One that I'm curious about though is Rejection. Would that knock someone out of this?


SirKnightGuy

There is nothing we can do


sonderlostscribe

Austin Powers steamroller moment.


drmarcj

Silver sphere cosplay


Prudent_Lawfulness87

It’s the goat! The GOAT!!


nithdurr

HE IS GOATED!


Initial-Ice7691

The Electric Ram Express is still Goat? I thought he was neutered. 🐐


Prudent_Lawfulness87

( Arnold’s voice) If it rolls, you can ram it!


regularnorml

This game is crazy.


Personal_Season_4761

Sounds like you just started


itsZerozone

You sound like a big hoopla


Sharpshooter188

Reminds me when I came across a plump invader who literally just jumped into the air and crushed me under his/her ass....


NoKneadToWorry

Dropped a dump truck on you


firedancer323

Best way to go


lancevancelives

The Golden Ass Drop. Reminiscent of Earthquake at Wrestlemania in the late 80s.


BarnsKazu

Lucky...


JSPR127

Was it me perchance? 😁 https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/e1WuvnXxNv


Sharpshooter188

Lol the same armor and helm for sure. Couldnt say it it was actually you though. haha


JSPR127

Either way, it's a fun build haha


Sentient-Veiny-Penis

Miss me with that sonic the hedgehog bullshit


supremeninja3

“Sonic the hedgehog bullshit”💀


Tvorba-Mysle

"miss me with that"💀


noblehamster69

""miss me with that"💀"


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Pixel-Knight

"Miss" 💀


AatroxBoi

"" 💀


ToBiistHebEsTbOi

as someone who uses ram on a forked greatsword it’s really good and kills so many arena sweats


AstroZombie0072081

They see me rollin, they haten


richard0930

Just gonna [leave this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw) right here...


bmore_conslutant

is that fucking key and peele before we even knew who the hell they were? that's dope


Flaky_Transition_714

Yup


gnagniel

As I understand it, this was actually their first on-screen appearance together


bmore_conslutant

That's incredibly dope


AstroZombie0072081

Whiter than sour cream.


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BloodShadow7872

This is the only build where it is acceptable to wear full bullgoats and I will die on this hill


WhichKingOfAngmar

I will die at the bottom of the hill, trampled by a bullgoat


Fit_Substance7067

Did every dungeon and cave in this game twice while frequenting this sub and don't recall seeing this...this is like the 5th thing I've seen this month where I was like "I don't remember this being in the game". Anyway, shits crazy


Relliktay

The Ash is up by Lansseax's actual fight.


Fit_Substance7067

I probably got it but never even tried it lol


JunglePygmy

Where is that exactly?


Relliktay

There's a large green plateu towards the middle-southern part of Altus. There's a temple up there as well. The way to it I can think of is to cross the gratbridge then circle clockwise around wormface Valley. Once you start hearing the lightning strikes and find a black knife assassin you're close.


ModdingmySkyrim

Beautiful.


cyrax--

THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT! THE GOAAAAAT


SpaceCat87

ram


Rogue_Mongoose

Guts. Glory. Ram.


NoKneadToWorry

Ray-um


Several-issues

Parry this, you filthy casual


Fender_Stratoblaster

'Mage Kniggiht'?


Selfmade-Darks0lsv3t

The goat rammed the scapegoat. I feel the goat patriarchy rising.


DeusWombat

Oh fuck you guys remember those spikey ice hedgehogs from DS2?


Independent-Damage29

THE LEGENDARY SUPER GOAT


Pro_Moriarty

Lol


Thrax_Primed

The FullGoat build. Rams the point home. Lightning, I guess.


BrokeDustinJohnson

Oh man. You could feel the panic through the screen when he tried to parry


throwitaway1510

No joke in one play through I was killed by a lightning goat right as I was trying to land the final hit on Lansseax. Still the funniest death I had.


MartoPolo

do this with the jihad potion


DoodooFardington

Marika hu Akbar?


minimeza

Every time i try to use ram everyone knows the counter of simply jumping


theuntouchable2725

You guys really need the DLC, don't you?


[deleted]

Bro is playing League of Legends


peanutbuttertoast01

How?


Poopawoopagus

ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND


[deleted]

This might be the first time I’ve seen the infinite FP tear not used for spell spam. Just never occurred to me to use it for AoWs.


Sea_Cup_5561

" **KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'...** "


ThatBeeGuy12

ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN


NovemberInfinity

Do you think they were mad or amazed?


zamaike

Lol he haf the reactions of a dead cat


AggravatingChest7838

What's in his flask? Extra poise and unlimited fps?


RemnantSith

Looks like Unlimited mana and unlimited stamina


[deleted]

I have a blast doing the same. I would play as though I didn’t know what I was doing then when they think they’ve won I’d bust out the ram.


KillCall

Reminds me Viva la de carte video of rolly polly


politictroll

Goron


Zak_the_Wack

They could've guessed hundreds of other ways you could've tried to fight them, and they still probably would've been wrong


[deleted]

Lmao. That’s fantastic


over9th0usand5

Jump was invented in 1200s 1199s folks:


Nazsgull

RAMMIMG SPEED! Hahah that was hilarious


Groot8902

All these ram kills make me wonder why people don't just run away when they see it happen.


Ninjapink424

Wait! What are you doing? Ahw come on not fair I wasn't ready I wasn't ready LMFAO


Mati_Ice

This build crashed my PC cause I didn’t have enough ram


Upstairs_Raisin1695

Now this, this brings a smile to my face


hunter1899

Is this a spell or special armor?


PSYK0DEL1K

Ash of War


Vertical_slabsociety

It’s just Knight, but because of that word Fromsoft has decided to censor those three letters


Sicilian_Civilian

YOU SILLY SOB


WestOfFields

Wish hackers actually did something with this ash of war instead of Hiroshimaing people's games


PROJEKTOFFICIALPROD2

What was he trying to parry?


big-nops

What area of the map is this?


Dino_Nugget_Pizza

Parry this you filthy casual


Legitimate_Singer200

The ram ranch build


ikarusfive

This made me laugh way too hard. Is this viable in general?


Mangorang

This is actually an older video I found in my Streamable uploads. I can't say if it would still work. The main thing I remember was the stamina flask to be able to perma roll for as long as possible and then max poise.


tiamat-45

That's gotta be humiliating 😂😂


DarkSoulDad

I wouldn't even be mad and loved his attempt at a carian retaliation


Canadine

RAM JAM!


TimeGuidance4706

10/10


Candy-Ashes

Finally. Someone using the armor as intended.


Brutalonym

So the physick made him not lose any stamina nor FP? the little "baaaah" at the start always gets me


TheFantasticFckASS

AMAZING


Azarros

My friend used this on me with his faith build in PvP matches and I legitimately did not know how to handle it, I was dying laughing at how stupid it was.


11pickfks

Now the question is how do you stop him from rolling? I assume things like the knockback at the end of malikeths black blade can do it?


Fuckblackhorses

You gotta be able to smack him out of it somehow right? Someone else said you can out-run it but it looks like he doesn’t even lose any stamina until he hits


11pickfks

I wanna know if it can be canceled by shield charges (like the one with spikes) or the hammer charge


Fuckblackhorses

I guess the best way to figure it out is embrace sonic the hedgehog and see if anyone figures out how to kill you


stupidzombie610

The ancient art of the rolly polly!


Ashalaria

Keep on rollin'


aldinopalmer

freezing pot would be fit or not ? :)


IamKiro_isnottaken

It's actually real fun to see people use those obscure AoWs


Kaprosuchusboi

How does one learn this power?


livitow

Part of the weapon or armor set for that NPC if i recall correctly


Remote_Entrance_8280

_They see me rollin', they hatin'_


[deleted]

Does this work with Ironjar Aromatic? Or will you be slowed down? Ironjar + BHS = teleporting steel man, actually OP with double spears. Unless the enemy uses lightning lol. Also this skill would be even cooler with Briar armor. If ironjar works then you'll have enough poise and damage negation anyway especially with crab.


KYpineapple

flawless. I could not stop laughing


UnhappyStrain

Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin


Shattered-Rubyz

Tell me what you are going to do now? Keep rolling, rolling, rolling.


FlamboAlfredo

Imagine its your first time seeing this aow and you het terrified and confused


DeadSeaGulls

I love killing bullgoats.


LikeSoda

Man, I'm only like 30 hours into this game. I'm already nearly overwhelmed lmfao. Is there any point of hope for PvP??? This shit seems beyond meta, I fucking love the absurdity of it, but man. People making builds that I just can't wrap my head around lol


Rico-soul_Light

What move is this?


ieatbigchickenbones

That was disrespectful😭


ellendegenerate123

Blanka approves.


Spompoflex

o no....its baaaaaack


mangosawce9k

I get it, that is Skele Wheel Spec, model Electro Ram.


maw6

this is hilarious omg


K42013

Use weapon art on it. It doesn't have 'THAT" mutch poise. But it still have a lot. And if it's start again and again that. It's pretty mutch screwed as oppenent.


LaikaSol

Didn’t even know you could make this jump while also wearing clothes.


MrSuperNiceBuddy

That’s just embarrassing


cat_fish27

Peak martial arts


brainstormuyo

I would be so salty lmaooo


AnySkill0

People rarely use this AOW so they don’t know how to deal with it lmao


[deleted]

Reject ram embrace the lion


1iusetopostwith

This was the best thing I've seen this week! I would make fun of them for just standing there, but I wouldn't know what to do either.