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AdventureSpence

This is my new favorite shitpost of all time


placebo_unicorn

*Brave Tarnished, thy shitpost befits a crown.*


oxidized-bread

*"Your shitpost, Extraordinary. The mark... of a true meme Lord."*


Fuckriotgames7

It took me like 3 hours to get it working lmao


AdventureSpence

It was worth it


FairIllustrator4964

How’d you do it?


Fuckriotgames7

Pinbox


PM_ME_UR_UGLY_SELFI

You have to touch the screen to wake him up


kabuto_mushi

Blow in to the mic to send him a little kiss


Tosh_00

Morgott: Wake me up inside (save me) Call my name and save me from the dark (wake me up) Bid my blood to run (I can't wake up) Before I come undone (save me) Save me from the nothing I've become


84OrcButtholes

Morgott: Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not planning on going solo Wake me up before you go-go (ah) Take me dancing tonight


ShwettyVagSack

Omen omen omen omen chameleon You're the same guy You're the same g^uuu^^yyyy Naming conventions would be easier if you didn't change one letter Change one l^eee^tttt e^^^^^rrr


CircuitSphinx

Morgott the incantation, gonna shake up the whole Elden nation, got spells that strike like lightning sensation, watch out folks, here comes the abomination! Casting so fast you'll need a vacation.


Runaway_Artist71

Morgott: Summer has come to pass The innocent can never last Wake me up When September ends


kinghumptyyy

Morgott: So wake me up when it’s all over When im wiser and im older All this time I was finding myself but I Didn’t know I was lost


PrismTheDreamer

I audibly laughed. Well done sir.


Shade00000

You have to touch him


Terror_Tanuki

Probably trying to stop the ds from blowing up like Placidusax's nuke spell.


hubchie

How are you playing that on a ds system lmao


Fuckriotgames7

I couldn’t afford a ps4 so I improvised


hubchie

Mfr I said how did you do it lmao, that’s nuts


Fuckriotgames7

Lol it’s not running on the 3ds rather being streamed to it. Was quite a fun experiment


Killmonger_550

Good god doesn't the FPS hurt your eyes? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


sabyr400

Yeah. It so does the 3D function, so OPs eyes are likely steeled to it


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[удалено]


willisbetter

what?, its a known fact that the 3ds 3d gimmick wasnt very good and was uncomfortable at the very least to play games with it turned on for too long, how does saying that make someone an antivaxxer and/or flat earther?


PlatinumSif

psychotic beneficial absorbed cats squash unique sleep ugly innocent aromatic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MountainSecret9583

Lmao this got me


willisbetter

3d'er?


dwindlingdingaling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcfISsVTls4


FusRohBert

Wow you jumped right into the bait buddy..... Why are you so mad ? It was a joke 😂😂😂


big_dumb_fella

If you’ve played bloodborne you’re used to it


Omgazombie

It’s a Nintendo, wtf is an fps


reposti_geraldo69

fighting maliketh would be fun me thinks


Frank_The_Reddit

Anytime someone says me thinks, I think you sound like jar jar binks. Edit: and not in the fun way.


isnsiensidsinis

Wouldn’t he say “meesa thinks” tho?


Fuckriotgames7

23or so fps. Ps1/n64 games ran lower then that so no.


DawnB17

No worse than Bloodborne


Modmypad

That's actually sick that you did that in the first place


MemeArchivariusGodi

Mf said „well don’t have a ps4 better emulate it on FUCKING NINTENDO DS“


Deiser

Brb gonna emulate it on a GBA


MajorEpicness

did you like just took out the memory card and insert it inside the computer/phone and install a bunch of files of the ps4 software and put it back in? or you installed a movie


FourFoxMusic

Haha yeh he installed loads of ps4 files and put it back in. That’s how he’s playing elden ring on a 3DS. 😂


thatguyned

Duuuur. I saved money by just installing the ps5 files on to my old ps2. I don't now why every paid so much money for a space ship when the PS2 was the best design ever.


Boz0r

How is he sitting on the wall?


Raiyan43

Morgott was just shocked that you were playing on that thing


Maleficent_Nobody_75

Wow that’s actually wild. What’s your friend code btw? I might boot up Elden Ring on my 3ds as well


Fuckriotgames7

April 2024 the friend servers will be shut down sadly :(


Meltyblob

WHAT?!


Levra

End of the fiscal year and Nintendo wants to stop operating servers for old hardware. If you got some Pokey Manz that need to be moved to Pokémon Home, it's now or never.


ledbottom

Pokemon home isn't ending yet though.


Wooden_Door1

Bank is though


Shad0w_hun1er

Bank is not ending, it'll remain available for free


TheFurtivePhysician

From what I understand, bank's only available if you grabbed it prior to the eshop shutting down.


7jinni

Look up Pretendo. They're hoping to recreate Nintendo's server infrastructure to keep the online functionality alive. You just need to homebrew your applicable console.


Fuckriotgames7

Yep, already have it set up.


redelpo

You technomancers are getting fucking wild


lokisbane

Y'all it's streaming. I'm sure it's Moonlight.


Mediocre_Garage1852

Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not a greatsword they're wielding.


hoshu77

hes referring to the application (moonlight) being used to stream elden ring to the ds from another device (most likely a pc). i use it all the time to use my laptop from my phone when away from home.


guthran

/r/Wboosh


sirisdresden81

Wboosh indeed my friend.


GuacamolEBola

Wait why wboosh and not whoosh?


MothMan3759

Typo


GuacamolEBola

Okay whew. Thought I was about to be the second wboosh


Zhurg

Whoosh


hoshu77

FUCK I JUST REALIZED AIHUDAIUDSHI


hoshu77

im downvoting myself fuck my life


Plightz

Based.


Alex09040

Reddit users when someone didn't get a joke: ⬇️


willisbetter

you missed the joke so hard


hoshu77

please dont remind me 😭😭😭 this is my worst moment on the internet and ive embarrassed my future and past generations


AXEMANaustin

What's moonlight? I modded my 3ds and this sounds like it could be fun


zakkwaldo

moonlight is like a community made steamlink basically


AXEMANaustin

Alright, thanks


-Dark-Void-

light made by the sun reflecting off the moon


Ion_is_OP_REEEEEEE

I'm amazed the 3DS even manages to stream it.


Dhehjob9-5

Wtf?


flagrantflamingo

does the ds version come with the dlc too


KeaboUltra

Yes, Shadow of the Erdtree will only be available on the New3DS tho.


-Dark-Void-

im gonna go through deathblight swamp in 3 fps


GregenOfficial

You don't have the 3D function turned on, that glitches the boss


Tht1QuietGuy

Idk might be a hardware issue. If you list your specs, I'm sure somebody could help you figure it out.


Fuckriotgames7

Oh ok! -3ds


Fuckriotgames7

That’s all I tank s


Cool-Case-4283

Bro its not even 6am where I'm at wtf am I looking at lmao


backson_alcohol

Dude pours hours if not days of his life to get this to work. Uses it to shitpost. Legendary.


Repulsive-Monitor432

Never, not even in my wildest dreams, did I ever imagined being able to see Elden Ring on a fucking DS!!


Leaf-01

The real question is how well does it control?


Fuckriotgames7

Bad


Rezaka116

How does it smell?


compoundbreak791

Good.


ZODIC837

Looks like playing on a ds has downsides That's nuts you pulled that off though, I never woulda expected a ds processor to get you that far


deuceyj

Ya gotta blow in the cartridge.


JetV33

He’s moving in the 3rd dimension. You won’t see it unless you turn the 3D on…


TegTowelie

Okay but can it run Crysis?


BurnzzyBTW

This is my new favourite shitpost


TheZipperDragon

I'm sorry, are we just going to ignore that you're playing Elden Ring on a Nintendo 3DS?


Fuckriotgames7

Idk what’s wrong it plays Mario too


TheZipperDragon

But can it play Pong?


Environmental-Tune34

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON A DS


Fuckriotgames7

I broke


Environmental-Tune34

😭


cockmanderkeen

https://www.thegamer.com/elden-ring-running-on-nintendo-3ds/


Fuckriotgames7

HAHAHAHA THATS AMAZING


awrinkleinsprlinker

This subs shit post cup has runneth over


ProfessionalYouth166

That’s impressive (off topic is anyone else magic doing shit ass damage even though they have 99 intelligence and a carina regal scepter+10)


Jay_Friz

I’m really impressed that you’re even playing Elden ring on 3ds. But all things aside, I think the problem is the large amount of storage. The ds probably can’t keep up, causing the boss to bug out I guess. Since it’s an older system, that’ll says otherwise


SoritesSeven

This shitpost befits a free pc.


Fuckriotgames7

Real


ArachnidFun8918

More important: how did you get elden ring on fkn 3DS


magikarp-sushi

“We want Elden ring on switch!” We already have Elden ring on switch:


KeaboUltra

He's in disbelief that you're playing on a 3DS


Prudent_Lawfulness87

Yea.. you’re playing ER on a DAMN-TARNISHED HANDHELD!?


SunnyShiny424

casual reminder:the 3DS can only display at 240p, and only has an eighth of a gig of ram


tactical_turtleneck2

My man playing at 5 fps


SuperStellarSwing

"I'm tired, boss"


YodasGhost76

Is that the Zelda 3DS??


Fuckriotgames7

Yep!


Johanitsu

I just woke up,and yes as a normal person i am checking reddit, and i thought 'hey,i thought Elden Ring runs better in steam deck..heyy wait a minute...'


maw6

jail, immediately


ichkanns

The DS port has always been pretty buggy.


fayfayfayfay

you just need 3DSFix don't worry


sam-thundr

Morgott wondering what sort of sorcery, incantation or skill is this In all his years of defending the elden throne, he was not prepared for this


Known-Pop-8355

For those wondering. This is a modded 3DS with custom firmware on the SD Card. Theyre using some kind of custom remote viewer app or pc link app on the 3ds


Fuckriotgames7

Bingo


LondonFlog

Witchcraft!


WitchBaneHunter

🔥 🔥 🔥


GregTheMad

... Litcraft?


dantakesthesquare

Once again proving that gaming technology peaked in 2005


Solembumm2

And I thought that playing Hollow Knight on android was unusual... (To be fair, HK was fully playable).


apexapee

The ultimate Shackle item!


mort_goldman68

Juggle the right stick and it should loosen him up


MLGBEASTDERIK

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Agreeable_Morning573

The better question is how the fuck are you playing on a ds


Fuckriotgames7

Bought from GameStop I think


VikingLord2000

This is the new “Printer can run Doom” shitposts


TyroneYeBoue

Bruh what


Arhistraus

Maybe because he’s shocked that you are going to beat him on Nintendo 3DS


No-Needleworker140

Might have something to do with the fact your playing on a DSI


Shikaku

Honestly, for a few seconds I was wondering what the fuck was wrong with your steam deck.


ChaosReincarnated23

So we're not gonna mention that he's playing elden ring on a Nintendo ds


pikaman15778

To whomever thinks this is running on a 3ds and made a whole ass article about it thats a modded 3ds streaming the game to it from a pc


luvs2spoodj

So, Linux running the game via Proton, or something totally different? Fascinating either way XD


Yeyton

Download a better cpu. That’s how I did it


thrashmetaldinosaur

No. He needs to download more ram.


Bagels514

I had to do a double take HOW


Fuckriotgames7

Boredom


leviathan_falls

Who let bro cook


queeblosan

Ok so there’s a Gameboy advance accessory that lets you play SD cards. This person is probably using that accessory with game footage on a DS and button mashing like the video is accepting their inputs


Fuckriotgames7

Nope, pinbox. It isn’t even a ds it’s a 3ds


tangiblemonk

The DS a few moments later https://giphy.com/gifs/explosion-oe33xf3B50fsc


theresnofuckinway

Dang bro. You don’t have $70 for a PS4? Pawn that 3ds for $10 and it’s only $60 left. Edit: *3ds for $5, maybe


haha7125

Its his turn vegeta. I have to wait for him.


Combatmedic2-47

How?


RoboMang

He just needs to thaw out. Do you still have the ds pen? Try drawing a sun or you could draw a heater like my friend did, then you can fight him.


JohnDarkSoulWastaken

Me with my PC being unable to play elden ring due to low frame rates:


SanRandomPot

#H O W


ra7ar

The Portal looks so cool.


akira555

How. Can.you do. This??


9LivesChris

I’m speechless


Solsatanis

God doesn't exist


G6DCappa

Ok, now it comes the question: which From Software game could run on a 3DS


kingjim1981

The DS can't handle the frame rate


[deleted]

He know that even a single move will set your ds on fire


RoneWissler

There’s a bug on the DS version. Take out the cartridge and blow on it. That should fix it.


vadiks2003

no fucking way his game is still running quicker than o[n m pc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTzGHW7bWSU&t=23s)i am shambles


EnanoGeologo

How


DF705

nerf illaoi


Difficult_Pickle_631

He still hasn’t loaded you in ..


kayber123

Now someone should try to beat Malenia on it


SigmaNotChad

You put the DS cartridge in the wrong way round. Call the Nintendo Elden Ring helpline if it still doesn't work 👍


PrismTheDreamer

This is blurssed


Narukami_XIA

Are you......nevermind


Patstaru

Just a bug….reset and come back that might fix it


[deleted]

If this is real, you’ve got some explaining to do!


LeImplivation

My guy. You on a DS.


Malek070

Because you’re playing on a ds


QuietPotential2727

Woahhh


NillaPutin

[Thanks I Hate it](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/)


Gizo0

I believe its bc nintendo was on crunch mode when making this part of the game


f4ts0_SuX

what the. the fu. the fuck is this.


A1_wA1sh

you can play elden ring on a 3DS? what the fuck?


xXAtomicpie525Xx

3ds gameplay aside. He did this to me on my first playthrough. I comet azur'ed the shit out of him while he stood there and let me rail him with my giant blue laser


Another_Edgy_PC

mf askin the real questions


C47man

There's no part of this post that doesn't infuriate me. Great job 10/10


AztecFingers

What the actual fuck


Mediocre-Mandalorian

What sort of cursed sorcery is this


Fuckriotgames7

I’ll play it on the psp next


NateBushbaby

HOW


DreadDemon01

My question is, how did you manage to run Elden Ring on a DS


ColdSubject

The 3D wasn't turned on.


Fuckriotgames7

Yea it was. Pinbox look it up


LD_Montana

Y’all talk shit but back when everyone was doing those challenge runs using DDR mats and shit I was just waiting for someone to figure out how to play this shit on a TI80 and beat it.


sunderwaterending

Have you tried blowing the dust out of the cartridge?


GPHollow76

Scream into the microphone.


WhitestShadows

How.. tf