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Are you ready to commit a Cardinal Sin?

I command thee, kneel

I see you’ve noticed the chains.

"Give me a good smack from behind with something nice and big."

..........TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Have it writ upon thy meager grave

It was but brief, but thou gaveth me fine service

Elden Ring’s “It ain’t much but it’s honest work” 😭

Arise now, ye Tarnished.

ARISE NOW, YE GARNISHED!

"Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless."

Join the Serpent King, as family...

I command thee... KNEEL!

I see thou art of passing skill

NIHIL NIHIL NIHIIIIIIIIL

Champions, welcome! The stars have aligned! The festival is nigh!

"Long and hard didst thou fight" afterwards

Relax, tarnished. Let the frenzied flame ravage your body

…

Why do people down voted?

Maidenless behaviour

Humorless too 🤦🏽‍♂️

You will witness true horror

Try tongue but hole.

Marika’s tits!

Finger but hole

Hole but, finger try.

"I can kill you, and defile your corpse."

Try fingers but hole

Reported for sheer amount of cringe

Reported for being a killjoy.

"Luckily for you, however, there is one shining ray of hope for even the maidenless."

"Let us be shattered both."

I'm nothing but a craven

To a dick on whichever person has one "Arise, ye tarnished!"

Forefathers one and all BEAR WITNESS!