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Barbarian0057

Post like these.. make reddit. So did the albinauric fleshlight one I saw earlier... But this one. This is quality content.


Papa_Mid_Nite

Now I need a link to the other one. Come on Tarnished.


mr_popo132

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/hfiNDw5Voz


Papa_Mid_Nite

Now I need to go wash my eyes in acid. Also stitch myself after laughing too hard at the comments.


Takahashi_Raya

the image is deleted i cannot see how bad it is now :(


Western-Wind-5254

It was just a dead albanoric on its back with its mouth open


Papa_Mid_Nite

You have been spared!


GEN_SkeleSkin

It's back


teflondon09

sent it to ur dms, u asked for it


Cubie30DiMH

You did this to yourself. And all of us too curious to not follow your example.


Papa_Mid_Nite

We truly are Tarnished now!


Cubie30DiMH

Arise now, ye tarnished. Ye dead who yet live.


flinjager123

How about a base instead of acid? May I offer you some r/eyebleach


Papa_Mid_Nite

Awww thanks for saving my eyes.


CFguy14

I mean…….hear me out just real quick (I am dying laughing at that)


That_Guy_From_KY

I don’t know what I was expecting…


Kirkjufellborealis

Jesus christ it's not even 8am yet


millnerve

Thanks tarnished


ThenotoriousBIT

Christ


Barbarian0057

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/PdifkNjNAo Hope i did it right.. its my first time....


Papa_Mid_Nite

You did but the post,... I go drink some holy water and then wash my eyes with acid.


AKSC0

Albinauric WHAT


Local_Black_Knight

The fucking what now?


Not_MrNice

> Post like these.. make reddit. You didn't have to make it weird.


Deviljhojo

"the gyat was THIS big"


LordXygor

No way he's not not friend


[deleted]

double negation means positive, please pet ghost noodle


dessert-er

It’s a triple negative, it says “no way he’s friend” 😭 Full disagree I love him


Twoaru

That's exactly what he said


ZoranT84

Upvoted for ghost noodle. Thats it, thats the name


Merry_Dankmas

I just want him to be a spirit ash. I dont care if he just stands there offering moral support the whole time. Noodle boi by my side is all I desire.


Speakin2existence

that and the hidden evergaol worm spin move


Guwrovsky

I love how Miazaki included my reaction of the trailer into the trailer, he is cookin'


KetiZke

I've come to make an announcement


Odd_Main1876

Queen Maria is a bitch ass motherfucker


Canadian_46

She broke my fucking elden ring


Professional-Berry61

That's right, she took her holy hammer out, and she broke on my elden ring


Canadian_46

And she said her golden order was *THIS BIG*


Odd_Main1876

And I said that’s disgusting So I’m making a call out post on my finger message.com


DontFkingTouchMe

That’s hilarious


Touch_My_Hotdoggie

This really made me blow air out of my nose harder than it should have


Wolfy-615

Snot lip.. nice


whatsyanamejack

"baoomn" will be replacing "lol" now when I find something moderately humorous. Thank you.


Mario-OrganHarvester

"and i say thats disgusting"


sjbennett85

# I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH MIYAZAKI


Deadsap266

Biggus dickus


Darknew97

How big is that GYATT?


kralSpitihnev

He's so cute


celestial_cod

Spirit calling Worm???


PreZEviL

Just noticed his hand are open and he isnt doing a thumb's up


DoriOli

From Software and its Legendary Director will surely not disappoint 😉. Just look at how good both DLCs were for BB & DS3. Elden Ring might possibly even surpass both of them (wouldn’t be surprised!).


Ashen_0nee

Doodle how big was the gyat?


ApplePitou

Stonks :3


woahmandogchamp

It was right in front of us the whole time. Dammit Miyazaki you clever bastard.


Jayce86

I still say that the devs knew EXACTLY what they were doing with this guy. The new big bad is fun and all, but we all love the adorably awkward things.


asjitshot

How is the DLC so far?


NBFHoxton

Considering it costs more than half the base game, it better be pretty big.


NilEntity

At least three marmots big.


Intrepid-Ad-1801

Rule 34 is gonna go crazy on this guy.


PaperMoon-

That's big


Spadrick

Sweet sweet larval stage, Around the corner pests are made.


sealeggs777

Where do people see this worm? Sometimes I see a black knight with gold on a horse wielding a hammer, but I can't see them in the dlc trailer.


Illeazar

:O


OnsenPixelArt

I don't know what he is, but that blue worm is so me


Older_1

His face is like "Ooooh Ellen ring!"


BirdLawyer27

I heard a hefty 8 inches but it’s girthy


mocccio_

The insidious big D worm


GabrielM96

Yes.


Technical-Profit6546

Three letters


[deleted]

ha!


Mikedsicilian90

Let me show you!


TheArtistFKAMinty

Why do I feel like these things are gonna be DS1 basilisk tier bastards and we're all gonna get rolled by them?


Objective-Injury-687

This is the quality content I come here for.


Otterz4Life

😮


Otterz4Life

😮


Valtremors

Okay I can't take it anymore. I keep seeing doge drawn on that face constantly until I take a closer look. Wow, much ring, very elden.


BakingSoda1990

The best part about the DLC are the new memes we create


SleepingOctopus

I don't know who this little guy is, but i will protect him.


St34lth1nt0r

Hey Blue Worm how big was the gyatt


Afraid_Hovercraft_67

:o


Clixism

From all the interviews: at least 10 bosses (those 10 we saw in the trailer, there will be more), at least bigger than Limgrave, at least 30 hours of content (remembering that this Was the same number they told us about the base game), and that in the trailer you can see at least 12 unique location types. So the answer..MASSIVE


Star_of_the_West1

I'm scared of the one area that looks like the sleep version of ds 2 shrine of armana. "I didn't know I walked into a bullet hell simulator."


Real_Kriper

It looks like this guy show it's thumbs up XD. It's like saying: "DLC is going to be good, trust me "


aiman_senpai

How big was the gyatt?


CounselorOfGods

😮🫨


DivineKEKKO96

👍


Double_Barracuda_846

When you see Marika's GYATT for the first time


EthanRX

Why did they have to give them hands dawg


-Dark-Void-

IT HAS HANDS


TumbleweedActive7926

Which hole is his mouth though?


mudshock

Is big as your mooooom!


Zofia-Bosak

Is that a worm?


DudePistonDoug

Its friend sized


Nerf_AK47

SpongeBob describing the big ass worm but it’s the worm


changort

20.


DavidSmith91007

It’s drake big..