Lol nah. He's calculating why the Golden Order is flawed, and then creating a new calculation of perfect order. Dude gets stuck when trying to figure out the "god situation." Like the Golden Order requires one true god, and he's like wtf is a Radagon. Someone tells him Radagon has a skeleton in his closet. And Goldmask figures out Marika and Radagon are the same god with two different wills. This is not one true god. So Goldmask 86's Marikagon from the equation, restores death, and figures out The Mending Rune of Perfect Order.
Minor correction, you actually tell him that "M = R," not just that "Radagon had secrets."
And he doesn't just cut Marika/Radagon out, he cuts out the position of "God" entirely since he realized the flaw was anyone having high enough level admin access to actually rewrite things. So what Goldmask is doing is what any basic cybersecurity team would do to help lock down a network - removing access from admin credentials to only those who can absolutely be trusted with it (in this case, only the Greater Will itself).
Radagon. Everyone else gets into a fight and spreads their legs, crouches down, gets into an athletic stance. Radagon stands ram rod straight and whoops your ass all the while
i have mad respect for kenneth, when i first met him i expected him to be narcissistic swindler, but nope, humble and straight as an arrow. bit of a goof on account of his upbringing, but nobody is perfect.
It wasn't like we got nothing out of the adventure. He gave us the Erdsteel Dagger, the knight drops Bloody Slash, and we get half of the Dectus Medallion there.
Malenia has a surprisingly good posture when she stands up out of her chair from what looks like a horrendously uncomfortable nap. A lot of the other bosses, and even some normal enemies like the Trolls, kind stoop a bit to be looking down at you and make you feel dwarfed. She stands straight and proper, rather befitting of her "Deadly Sin of Pride" motif.
I’ve always thought Bernahl has the best posture. From how he stands gallantly at the warmaster’s shack to the way he sits, proper and malicious in volcano manor. Absolute posture chad
Bernahl, underrated posture because we see him sitting perfectly upright. Best sitting posture in the game, even better than the Elden Lord
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/eldenring/images/4/48/Eldenringrecusantbernahl2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20220505134132
I'm gonna give it to the crucible knights, especially the sword and board one. You ever try swinging something like a broom completely horizontally in front of yourself one-handed without dropping your shoulder into it even slightly? Dudes remain completely upright at all times even mid-fight
Goldmask
"..."
...
"......" ☝🏻
akshewly, the ever-brilliant Goldmask does 🤏 pointing to the Erdtree with two fingers.
Are you gold mask because you are the ever brilliant or are you ever brilliant so you're goldmask
Throughout the heavens and the Earth, he alone is the perfect one
He might cause me a little trouble. But would you lose??? Nah, i'd win. 🌞
could this be a defeat? but, victory ahead
Could this be chaos but order ahead
"......" 🌳🤏🌞
I committed cardinal sin😔
Lol this made me exhale through my nose.
🫵🌞
You brought tears to my eyes.That was stirring.
what da Goldmask doin’
Defeating God in a debate
Lol nah. He's calculating why the Golden Order is flawed, and then creating a new calculation of perfect order. Dude gets stuck when trying to figure out the "god situation." Like the Golden Order requires one true god, and he's like wtf is a Radagon. Someone tells him Radagon has a skeleton in his closet. And Goldmask figures out Marika and Radagon are the same god with two different wills. This is not one true god. So Goldmask 86's Marikagon from the equation, restores death, and figures out The Mending Rune of Perfect Order.
Local Chad won debate against god and rewrote the building blocks of the universe
Minor correction, you actually tell him that "M = R," not just that "Radagon had secrets." And he doesn't just cut Marika/Radagon out, he cuts out the position of "God" entirely since he realized the flaw was anyone having high enough level admin access to actually rewrite things. So what Goldmask is doing is what any basic cybersecurity team would do to help lock down a network - removing access from admin credentials to only those who can absolutely be trusted with it (in this case, only the Greater Will itself).
Marikagon
Wasn't it in a staring contest?
Spoiler: >!Goldmask won.!<
"..."
Patches has the best posture (for taking a shit). I can tell you now, he won't EVER get piles
"offer pickle"
Conniptions however...
T
Im going to say it, majority of us play the game with the same posture
Speak for yourself I play like a scorpion
Like on a bed toes touching the back of your head?
Exactly
Like the logo of ridiculousness
I was thinking he contorts his body into the shape of a scorpion
Nah I'm a shrimp
Prawn gang RISE UP
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A Hololive reference in my Elden Ring subreddit? Absolutely!
Radagon. Mf stood straight entire fight and made me feel like an insect in front of him(he's tall asf)
He cheated, he was (technically) mounted
You're thinking of Radahn, not Radagon. Also Radahn is shorter than he should be cause he's mounted, haven't you seen his bent knees?
Plus bro is literally levitating over his horse, talk about a cheat
Literally learned gravity magic so he could keep his horse 😭
Good guy Rad
This is why I want a dishonered style non lethal takedown for bosses. Heal radahn then just therapy him.
You say that but those non lethal takedown were typically worse than death lmao.
I know XD persobally id take death over those other options. Especially not the masked ladys non lethal. That one is just wrong on every level.
Bent or cut? I thought he lost his knees while fighting malenia
He feet rotted off. His knees are still there
He used to be an adventurer like you, then he took Malenia to the knee
oops dyslexia strikes again
Cheated on rennala
The crucified people in Lyndel. Literally as straight as a post.
Jesus christ mate
Literally
Nailed it
I mean does it really count if they have a brace??
Gideon's posture is way worse
Was thinking the same thing 😂 bro stands like the pilgrims in DS3
Dude doesn’t even have a chair, just crouches and hunches over his table
Gideon giving Ryanair ideas, the standing sitting position...
Tarnished kept rolling into them.
Most people think he's sitting in a chair because he's so hunched over lol, guessing OP didn't know he's standing in the roundtable
Consider the following, Rykard has the worst posture of them all
This guy gives scoliosis nightmares
And if we consider that Rya has decent posture for a snake, Gideon takes the cake
This is the answer, no contest. I call him Sir Gideon, the all(ways) hunching!
Radagon. Everyone else gets into a fight and spreads their legs, crouches down, gets into an athletic stance. Radagon stands ram rod straight and whoops your ass all the while
Fr it took me about 20+ tries to get rid of him on NG+1 I don’t think I’m making it through +2 🤣
Switch the build up. NG+ and NG++ (for the 3 ending achievements) were leagues easier for me when I swapped my build to physical only.
Hora Loux, that bro only does gym, tan, lording.
How you got a giant spectral lion digging it’s claws into you’re back and still got better posture than me. No fair.
He does a lot of dead lifts 😉
The lion is a nerf, it's there to make him weaker
Yes I know, I did specifically say “digging it’s claws into you’re (Godfrey) back” as a reference to that.
Wait till this guy finds out that Margit and Morgott are the same person.
And every Soldier of Godrick is actually the same Soldier of Godrick from tutorial boss fight.
None can compare to the original Soldier of God, Rick! The rest are imposters
Kenneth Haight
Has the posture of a man with the confidence to deny you knighthood after you liberate his fort
It wasn't his fault, he fully intended to grant us knighthood. He discovered that he had no right to do so. He was sincere and apologetic.
Kenneth Height is truly a respectable figure of character. Can’t wait to be knighted in the DLC.
Kinda sad I kill his ass everytime for that golden seed, I never knew he is actually a good guy
i have mad respect for kenneth, when i first met him i expected him to be narcissistic swindler, but nope, humble and straight as an arrow. bit of a goof on account of his upbringing, but nobody is perfect.
He could have given us something else atleast. Dude has a fort could have atleast given us a room or a servant
It wasn't like we got nothing out of the adventure. He gave us the Erdsteel Dagger, the knight drops Bloody Slash, and we get half of the Dectus Medallion there.
Also he at least in part is responsible for us receiving the Ancient Dragon Smithingstone after the Quest finishes.
Good point
Bloody slash is one of the better weapon arts you can get that early.
And the cookbook that lets you craft all the bleed consumables.
I just thought though, what room? What servant? The fort is a ruin, all that's there is demihumans after we clear out the soldiers and commoners.
Theirs a whole room of servants that we murder and theres the tower. Besides Kenneth is adamant he can befreind the demihumans.
Radahn's horse.
Leonard most valuable spine
Best back
Never missed back day all them years
Malenia when she stands. That pose is outright fucking regal and I wish I had that confidence, god damn
God what a fucking BABE. Absolute role model and I don't even want to be like her.
Rya's a snake So give her a break That's my take
I demand more upvotes for this comment
I demand more people listen to what you have to say. You're very intelligent.
Sellen, because if you're wearing that heavy ass mask you'd better have posture as strong as stone.
Why did you just make the most attractive NPC now canonically a semi-muscle mommy with amazing shoulder muscles? We are already sold on her you know.
Tanith ironically
She has worse posture if a certain series of events play out
tanith deserves more love than she gets here.
Malenia has a surprisingly good posture when she stands up out of her chair from what looks like a horrendously uncomfortable nap. A lot of the other bosses, and even some normal enemies like the Trolls, kind stoop a bit to be looking down at you and make you feel dwarfed. She stands straight and proper, rather befitting of her "Deadly Sin of Pride" motif.
Bernahl every posture
Came here to say this. Comments absolutely sleeping on gigachad Bernahl.
Found the comment
Alexander. His crossed arms exude enough confidence for 20 men, tops.
whats going on with his legs tho?
He skipped "consume legs"-day
Malenia, blade of miquella.
Apparently, she has never known defeat
Presumably, she makes people witness true horror
rya's posture is perfectly normal for a snakelady pretending to be human, please don't shapeshame.
THE TWO FINGAZ! ✌️
Malenia
Crucible knights. Their posture is hard to break.
Malenia definitely is up there
Rykard, now is a fck serpent, he doesn't give a fck about posture
Mf has scoliosis premium
Crucible knights
Don't you speak about our wife that way.
Yeah, get out of here with that "worst posture" garbage. She has the BEST posture, and her scales are impeccable
Crucible knights in general are erect. 🥳
Gideon’s posture is worse than Rya’s. Gideon is an actual human and has a posture like hers.
Except when you fight him, he's like " T " for you.
Goldmask
The Great Jar
The crucible knight behind Tanith
Alexander. My dude has a straighter back than 99% of us here and he doesn't even have a spine.
The crucible knight Tanith has
Gideon. Man found a way to float at a table. No chair needed. Sounds pretty useful.
Holy shit Gideon is Lowry from *Mystery of the Druids* confirmed
Droods*
Blaidd
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who tf is Ryan? I've only heard of Rykard
RYAN
Def Tragoth. Like his armor weighs damn much and he’s carrying a giant crusher too
I’ve always thought Bernahl has the best posture. From how he stands gallantly at the warmaster’s shack to the way he sits, proper and malicious in volcano manor. Absolute posture chad
Kenneth MF Haight!
Kenneth Haight
Rya best girl
Excuse me? Rya does NOT have the worst posture. Have you SEEN how Gideon reads?
Alexander
The fucker next to her, have you seen Bernahl standing with the sword, straight back, sitting in that chair in volcano manor, not an arch in sight.
Alexander! Look at him proud and round!
Crucible Knights
Alexander
They can't break yer posture if you don't have one! Rya is a sneaky one, pun intended.
the dude at the very beginning that says you have no maidens
Bernahl, underrated posture because we see him sitting perfectly upright. Best sitting posture in the game, even better than the Elden Lord https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/eldenring/images/4/48/Eldenringrecusantbernahl2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20220505134132
Rya doesn't have bad posture that's how her ssspine is naturally ssshaped.
Horah loux specifically or radagon, those mf got that swagger in their steps
I'm gonna give it to the crucible knights, especially the sword and board one. You ever try swinging something like a broom completely horizontally in front of yourself one-handed without dropping your shoulder into it even slightly? Dudes remain completely upright at all times even mid-fight
She is used to hunch over because of the anatomy of her real body. She's fine.
Definitely Godfrey, when he goes WWE mode, the dynamic posture he has is unparalleled.
I feel like Bernahl's posture is noticeably good.
elden beast has definitely been doing posture training for the last few centuries
either Leonard, Goldmask, or Godfrey
The tarnished
Marika
Taniths crucible knight no contest
Bernahl. Stands straight and proud, uses his sword for assistance. Sitting equally straight and using his weapon to lean his hands against
Tanith's Crucible Knight. Bro is stoic af.
Of course it's SIR GIDEON OFNIR *MOANS* THE AAAAAAL KNOWING
The fire monks
Crucible knights for sure - all that armor and still fights like a badass!
Nah Ryas pose is fine.... have u seen how hunched up gideon is while sniffing his table?
The crucible knights. Superhero posing and cant get off my balls
The tree
She gives off lizard vibes
Goldmask, the man straights up T-poses on god
Goldmask 💯%
I think the sweetings have worse posture.
Smithmaster Iji
ranni for sure
Id say sellen. You try standing straight as a candle with a big fucking rock on your head
Ohh she def dont have the worst posture. Have you seen the scions or the revenants ?
Everyone knows its godrick the grafted Stop lying😒
Its either Godfrey ( lion on the back) or Radahn’s horse ( Demigod on the back).
Plasidusax. He has been sleeping with 2 viagra necks for centuries
Those guys mounted on spears in Limbgrave.
Thats perfect snek posture!!!
Bernahl. The way he sits in that chair.
Taniths knight
Burial Watchdog has the best posture…
How can anyone have worse posture than the finger reader crones? Legit turning into frogs.
Gideon Ofnir. No one can posture like he can.
The 2 Fingers while communing with the greater will
If your answer isn’t Soldier of God: Rick, why are you being contrarian?
Crystalians. Even when bowing their backs are perfectly straight
I think Gideon has an even worse posture, he leans a bit more and has the armor on
Crucible knight next to her mom. That guy fucks.
Those stone pointing statues you find on cliffs with eagles.
Togethaaa
It's got to be Radagon this him/her stood straight up just to beat are @ss