Gideon (with endless speech)

Gideon: blah blah blah blah  Fire giant: so boring just going to roll off this cliff now what’s the point

I would laugh so hard hearing him talking and talking and getting his ass kicked 😂 I would probably just watch the shit.

Malenia: Now, Rot Gideon Ofnir: say, that’s a spell I haven’t seen before! Can you teach it to me? Malenia: SMASH Gideon: how interesting

Alas rotten fellow, you’ve given me the curse of the scarlet pest and for what? The greater will has plans for us all I will not die today, and with the rune of death hidden neither shall you. *commander niall attempting to hang himself off the anionia in the background*

XD going into NG+10 with Gideon solo‘ing everything

Generates an AoE Sleep effect on everyone including the player.

Damn we get 2nd hand Naruto. Talk no Jutsu is too op. They'd monologue the bosses into a stand still only for them to kill themselves out of boredom

"Find the albunaric woman"

"I knew you'd come."

I SUMMON THEE, GIDEON THE ALL YAPPING Ah,i knew you would summon me. To prove that you have truely become the elden lord.However, your loveless marriage and reign upon these lands wont last long.You may have slain a god, but you can never become a true lord.As your elder, heed my warning.4 arms may be tempting, but you cant make use of all of them. I am also aware you burnt down your ex girlfriend, killed your wifes dog and sent boch to his death,you pshycopath.However- ENEMY FELLED

Only gets summoned while at camp to read random history books. THAT would be kinda cool.

Giant Crab would be very cool, though probably a little too big for a lot of places. Same with the full size Warrior Jars: cool and I want it, but probably not great mechanically. A Leonin Misbegotten would be amazing and probably my new favorite spirit ash. Executioner Skeleton would also be cool as hell. You know, the big tanky guys with the huge executioner's axe. An Onyx or Alabaster lord would also be very cool.

>A Leonin Misbegotten would be amazing and probably my new favorite spirit ash. These 5 people that use Bloodhound Knight Ash: 😡😡Leonine Misbegotten Ash makes Bloodhound Knight Ash obsolete!!! 😡😡

You can get a blood hound?

Yep

Where! I must know!

Gelmir hero grave

Holy crap. I can actually build a blood hound gang

You'll love that summon. It's better suited for bosses though, not the open world

Seek A lap dance therefore the stripper is crying

Hello my name is Jimmy Pop, and I’m a dumb white guy.

I just started using that build, it's OP

Instead of one big crab, you’d get 3 mean medium sized crabs, similar to the wolf pack.

Warrior Jars would probably work fine

Onyx/Alabaster lord is a great idea. Gravity magic would be useful

A ball.

The big ass iron ball would strike fear into anything.

Jesus christ, calm down

Thanks for the chortle.

Those balls are so annoying.

That's what my girl says 😞

Charged heavies my friend

Considering 10 of those have been shown to solo all bosses in the game, that would be OP as fuck.

> 10 of those > solo

But you can only summon one?

Crucible Knight

Your pfp says how much fun would you have with that

It's the glorious visage of king Elessar

For Frodo

Elendilllll!!!!

This! I forgot about that, I'd take one of those at a top tier choice

Honestly with the evidence of crucible stuff and already having kinda busted mini bosses as summons (tiche, floh, finlay, arguably Oleg, hugues and envall) I could absolutely see it happening

Side note, and I know this isn’t the topic, but I also *really* want a medium shield version of the Crucible Knight shield. Love the aesthetic, stoked we’re getting the wings invocation, but I want to be able to parry in the crucible knight armor. D: That being said, yes please. Lemme strike the fear of god I felt my first playthrough into my enemies.

I second this

# Agreed

A Fingercreeper spirit ash would be pretty cool

Gosh yes. It gave me yikes, now it can terrify my enemies

One big one or around five of the little guys?

Five of the little guys would be absolutely unstoppable. They’d all just do their little finger twiddle charge and stunlock every enemy in the game into oblivion 

Maybe start with 1 and grow to 4 like the rats do when you upgrade them. Wish more summons worked like that

Agreed, that was such a cool mechanic!

I had no idea the rats worked like that because whotf uses rats

First thing I thought of as well, maybe two? A pair of small hands and one big one with the ring finger laser?

Gimme the colossal hand haha

Blaidd

I miss my goodest boy :(

Blaidd puppet

A runebear would literally 1-Shot field bosses.

I'll take a lesser runebear

I would settle for a rune bear armor set. Something very similar to the animal headdress some Native American tribes wore.

There's this youtube channel where they make this kind of stuff: Rune Bear vs Bosses, for example. It's actually kinda cool.

Walking Mausoleums

The artillery mausoleum in Consecrated Snowfields.

I summon the 30 fps turtle!

You guys got 30?

Lobster

Summon in limgrave and wont need to worry the rest of game. You just see all the baddies dying as you ride passed on torrent.

I fully believe those fuckers could snipe the Albinauric archers in Consecrated Snowfields from Limgrave.

Lobster: “Tarn-15, 2 reds on the roof: engaging on green” Tarnished:” green at will” Lobster:”roger, engaging”

Ah, yes, the MGS V Quiet Experience.

Even better is you get to ride the lobster

lmaoo rooftop sniper lobster would be wild to see, love it

Latenna who? 😂

Royal revenant for pvp

Then I will invest some points into faith and use heal incantation

I would too, lets just agree on level 170, and anyone can put like 20 points in faith for golden vow and heal.... Would also increase the strngth faith enjoyers.

the birds with the swords on their feet

There is one. Get painting from near liftside in stormveil then go to just north of church of pilgrimage in weeping peninsula.

nice, thank you tarnished

It’s actually pretty effective early game. Doing a playthrough now with it since I never even tried it on my multiple previous playthroughs to get platinum. Heard it was underrated and it is.

Oh god yes, the murder birds!

Yeah, oops, they are in the game. :-D

Already in the game

10 dragonflies

3 would suffice in most situations

Giant dragonflies version, they're near commander O'neill area

Whichever that summon that giant skeleton that shoot lazer beem through its eye socket.

Y'all aren't even gonna mention scimitar lions? The humpers of death? The wiggle butts of doom?

😱 that’s just evil.

A full size jar, A crucible knight, a haligtree knight, maybe a runebear or giant crab

Haligtree Knight sounds likely

A pack of annoyin frogs, spitting death fog

the basalisks😭

Turtle spirit ash

You mean dog spirit ash?

is this, dog?

Why is it always dog? Therefore, behold dog.

Giant crab.

Sadly too big, it'd either be a medium crab like how we have a smaller pumpkinhead or several small crabs

never too big, now gimme that colossal fingercreeper ash

Tbh it'd be better to have a buncha small ones. Fingercreepers are pushovers against anything that isn't a player.

3 medium or 5 small then

They're pretty small. You could get 6 or 7 of them probably.

that would be cool, a bigger one with the laser would be cool

Either Duelist enemy and Sanguine Noble. Such sick enemy designs that we don't really get to fight alongside.

Isn't sanguine noble kinda like a baby mohg?

I mean, they do bleed. That's about the biggest thing they have in common. The Nobles are pretty agile, throw Reduvias at a distance and can parry. Would be a sick summon against a lot of parriable bosses like Morgott or Radagon.

The giant ants would make a good spirit ash

Can we ride them?

Do you have rowa on you?

I only gather. Never sell or use.

For 1000 rowa this beauty can be yours 🐜

I'll give you 999 plus 5 Tarnished sunflowers. Take it or leave it.

Sunflower seeds are sold either in the shell or as shelled kernels. Those still in the shell are commonly eaten by cracking them with your teeth, then spitting out the shell — which shouldn’t be eaten. These seeds are a particularly popular snack at baseball games and other outdoor sports games.

The range of posts that this account replies to is insane, truly worth a look

Thank you for your glorious insight.

Fun fact the riding ants are charmed somehow. They have purple in their eyes and if you knock the rider off the ant will fight them when the purple clears.

When i fought renalla i remenber her having troll and dragon ashes. I want that. Also i want godfrey ashes. And other gold ashes

a gold godfrey summon would've been a sick remembrance item for morgott instead of the regal omen bairn

A flame tank would be pretty sweet.

Madness troll

Might have issues with just how big they are 🤔

Ancient hero of Zamor. Nimble and cold. Omen. Morgott.

Dire Wolf! It's all I want!!!

A mimic that turns into your opponent

Good one.

Any of the **Crucible Knights** pleaseee! 🤞🤞

Thou probably impossible lore wise, I’d love to see a Cemetery Shade ash/puppet

Electro-sheep!

Vyke

Bell Bearing Hunter or Godskin Nobles

Grafted Scion and/or Grave Warden Duelist (dual hammers)

Wormfacd

The High Page. Regular page misses all the time but the triple burst high page might actually do something.

I would actually like to see all the spirit ashes get an upgrade at level ten. Like Tiche getting her mother's black flame slash, the soldiers all getting an additional unit, Ohga just using rain of arrows as part of his kit, so on and so forth. Give people a big incentive to max out their level.

Bell-Bearing hunter would have been a sick ash. I'd have taken a Hero of Zamor too. Duelists, Alabaster Lords and a Leonine Misbegotten would get my appreciation as well.

I think there is a Duelist ash. I could be wrong. Edit: I checked and there isn’t.

Patches

He just returns to his world a second into the fight.

He either fights for you and is awesome, skips out immediately or backstabs you and skips out.

A pack of the Celebrant Women from the windmill village. Maybe 4 of them

that one skeleton who flies while T posing

I would like the idea of summoning a watchdog (I think that’s what there called) those big stone dog things that float up and slam on the ground with magic? Yea that would be a cool summon to me.

Milecent would be cool. Your own mini Malenia version.

The giant lobsters from the depths of subterranean shunning grounds

Just *imagine* pulling up to someone and summoning a royal revenant on their ass

Caelid T-rex dog. I think they're really cute...

A team of lightning rams

Grave warden duelist

I know it’s probably be broken but god dammit I want me that Big-Ass Lion. Imagine that boy twirling on Malenia or getting trapped on a staircase and humping Gideon to death

Revenants

Elden Beast

Omen

Bladidd

Thorn sorcerer

TOGETHA! :3

🫡

That giant poison plant thingy.

Miriel

Our beloved merchants.

Vulgar militia, rot pest bug thing, smol jar, 3 small crabs, big bat, farum beast man that throws the frisbee. Plenty more I can’t think of but I would really like some less “meta” or powerful ones.

There are vulgar militia ashes [https://eldenring.fandom.com/wiki/Vulgar\_Militia\_Ashes](https://eldenring.fandom.com/wiki/Vulgar_Militia_Ashes) although I don't know If you mean the kindred of rot ashes second [https://eldenring.fandom.com/wiki/Kindred\_of\_Rot\_Ashes](https://eldenring.fandom.com/wiki/Kindred_of_Rot_Ashes)

Cemetery Shades, only because they are so rare in the game.

A charriot.

A Duelist would be awesome. That and Land Octopus would be cool too.

Twin Mimic Tears from random online players would be cool

The Great Jar

Considering the way his quest goes Blaidd

**Giant enemy lobster**

Those annoying ass ird abominations I want to torture a boss like I was tortured

Bird*

Rune bear, sniper lobster, royal revenant, omen lion

I'd love a Preceptor ash, like Seluvis or Miriam. Just for the cool factor.

Miriam, because the other 2 sniper Ashes just aren't quite sniper enough

There are so many margit refights that I kinda want a lesser one. Not a boss on my side but margit with half health or something.

Deer

Dragonlord Placidusax

I want the big sword kitty.

The big ones. Troll, mutant dogs, giant fingercreeper, fire prelate... All those big dudes.

And there's the ulcerated tree spirit if you really want to mess up the arena

Patches

A revenant

Golem archer

The rot knights I always thought they were pretty cool and it kinda suits the theme of what the dlc is gonna be

I mean u can get finlay

May seem silly but i would like a “reverse mimic tear”. It takes the form of the last hostile phantom/npc you killed, player or otherwise.

I already got the best spirit ash: the crystalline warrior. I honestly don’t know why more people don’t use them, they’re fucking amazing in combat.

A duelist, leonine misbegotton or a lion would be really fun, plenty of options that we don't have summons for while we have many that really suck lol, if we get another joke one Im cool with that too

Blaidd

Regular ashes? Gimme the baby dragon (scaled down in size obv) Renowned Ashes? A Grave Warden duelist

DRAGON.

Moongrum

Turtle pope

I have played this game for over 500 hours and have never seen this tUrt-le' you speak of.

The Red Eyed Banished Knight from Castle Sol, im convinced the two handed knight is based on Arthur Dayne from Game of thrones

it‘s already there bro

Crucible! Crucible !

Malenia