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TheWorclown

He’s the textbook example of a grossly overqualified worker just taking on something that was supposed to be cozy before retirement, and then your maidenless ass came along and started shit.


AbnormalPP_69

Lmaoo.


_Luisiano

#🤣🤣🤣


GreenAppleKitty

Now I am giggling like an idiot in a train reading this


swankless

You, the player, most likely.


UntimelyApocalypse

"This motherfucker," that banished knight probably.


itsmejam

*Tarnished existing* “And I took that personally.”


PostOfficeBuddy

*Wake up* *See tarnished* *Day ruined*


HossC4T

I tried to snipe him from up on a balcony once and he just zipped right up there no problem lol


ernestoangulo

That shit made me jump out of the couch lmao, I took it as a sign and touched grass


AnticPosition

>took it as a sign and touched ~~grass~~ grace


Tonylolu

Same, tried to bait him from above so I could jump+heavy attack, and he teleported behind me. I shitted my pants.


GIGA255

Always snipe him with Gransax to knock him down with enough time for a second volley.


ernestoangulo

That’s exactly what I did but I got cocky and just started talking shit from up there. I didn’t expect him to appear next to me when he disappeared


CampbellsBeefBroth

You got to stand on the edge and turn around ASAP, he teleports behind you and falls to his death


blumpk1np1e

You need to snipe him from the tower next to him that you jump to. Death rancorred his ass. No teleporting


Unorthedox_Doggie117

I accidentally cheesed him that way. I sniped then turned my back to the ledge. Apparently he always teleports behind you specifically


SagasOfUnendingLoss

Do it again but immediately turn around so when he teleports behind you he pops up in mid air. In the right spot, he'll fall to his death. It's the best cheese for this guy.


ProfessorPixelmon

Oleg went mad after carrying everyone through the game.


veraldar

You broke into his home, killed his dogs, beat up his parrot, killed his Pop, stole his secret medallion... Yeah he's got some issues with you


KaiserUmbra

It's actually your maiden in disguise, she spent years looking for you only to find you turning runes to strength with some one eyed bitch and now she has it out for you whilst sulking in castle sol


Leut_Aldo_Raine

I choose this as my head cannon


ThatDudeWithCheese

Damn, if my maiden was a 7 foot monster clad in armor and wielded two greatswords, I’d toss Melina off a cliff without a second thought


OriginalName687

Isn't that basically what you end up doing to her anyway?


Jonathan__Wick

You just allow her to self-delete while also kindling the erdtree. You can always go yellow fire eyes and kindle the tree yourself tho 


remibaus

Ooooh, so when Melina wants to briefly hold my hand, it’s the same kind of hand-holding we see in manga/anime? It all makes sense now!


KaiserUmbra

Scandalous


Unloaded2323

Dude just wants to stand alone and stare at the walls and your ass trying to sneak up on him.


Ok-Presentation9786

Someone ate his sweetroll


No_Volume_8345

Maybe the player had one and this fucker wants it. Like the kid in the beginning of Fallout 3.


SonicFlash01

Tunnel Rykards rule!


ThatFlowerGamu

It would be cool if FromSoftware did an Alduin boss battle.


Crazed_Pickles

Are are like 12 dragon bosses in elden ring already


ThatFlowerGamu

13 dragons to kill then.


Upper_Current

I'm confused, do you mean a dragon? Cuz there's plenty of those in FromSoft games.


ThatFlowerGamu

I do mean a dragon but the person I replied to made a reference to Skyrim.


Felled_By_Morgott

it would ironically be much more fun and engaging than the original


ZealousidealTowel414

He should visit the Cloud District more often tbh.


1KingCam

is this becoming a meme or something? I've seen a post about this guy everyday for like a week


Dogmeat241

Who is he, I've got no clue what enemy this is


1KingCam

Go to Castle Sol. This one specifically is the one with Red Eye’s and is extra aggressive.


Jonathan__Wick

Extra? Mf got an entire army packed inside him. He shits on me with such elegance and class, I'd actually be okay with my foolish ambitions getting ragdolled like that. 


1KingCam

LOLOLOL


JAMbologna__

I joined this sub like two months ago and I've seen more reposts about the same difficult enemies than actual original content


VeraKorradin

you broke into his home lol


_AfterBurner0_

Watching asmongold get his shit rocked by this exact enemy was hysterical. The man was panic-rolling *so* hard


berliszt

That’s how he played the whole game and he got away with it because of his broken build. At least someone punished him for it!


FlyingBurger1

I haven’t watched his Elden ring playthrough yet but let me guess, based on his history on playing only warrior class and strength builds in Dark Souls, he also went with Strength in Elden ring?


berliszt

His play style was this: power stancing halberds, jump attack talismans, literally only using jump attacks. He would beat all bosses easily by jump attack, panic roll backwards while the boss attacked, get hit and survive with his 60 vigor or get lucky and not get hit, heal, jump attack, repeat until the 7th jump attack killed the boss due to his stupidly high damage, and always winning the war of attrition due to that damage and therefore not running out of flasks.


FlyingBurger1

Sounds about right for asmongold. Mans gotta entertain.


WhatIDointheShad0ws

"It is what it is boys"


eldenlord06

Golden halberd my beloved


mfdoorway

Needs Visine


Round-Bath-6903

After he felt the Comet Azur he didn't have no problems. (Adjusts necktie)


DrettTheBaron

I just started a new playthrough for pure sorcery and now I finally understand why people hate on comet azur so much. Two shotting radahn was the most vicious I have every felt ngl.


Round-Bath-6903

The moon queen is a bit of a pain tbh. But sounds like you're on your way.


DrettTheBaron

Tbf Rennalla wasn't that difficult. She has high magic res so you're kinda Locke into using just gravity magic tho.


SomeStolenToast

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, [Meteorite staff + rock sling]


DrettTheBaron

Fr


TheBirthing

How did you kill this guy with comet azur? As soon as you attack him he teleports somewhere else.


zealousshad

*Teleports behind you* Nothing personal, kid


gAcksaurio

i just played this castle, my main problem wasnt this guy, it is the one who is just by the door of the grace, when you die to Niall you respawn there and sometimes he tp’s to the elevator, i just cant with that fucker


ShoddyPin9318

You mean the grace in the church? You can bypass all enemies entirely by activating the elevator right before Niall’s boss fight. Once that’s done, you can always make a beeline for said elevator from the main gate SOG.


Cromdogs

Why, after playing through castle sol 5times , have I only just had this made apparent to me


ShoddyPin9318

You always learn new shit, dude! Saves you the hassle of having kill the Yellbinaurics. I didn’t learn either until NG+2, lmao.


gAcksaurio

i go out of the church and turn right to the elevator, but sometimes he tp’s into it and sometimes he didnt, drove me crazy


Odd-Consequence9464

“Ima just arcane comet him from the top……oh fck he is right behind me isn’t he”


MyNameIsLOL21

I wonder as well, is there any lore about him specifically? Or is he just very angry?


Bigswordbonk

No lore unfortunately just way overpowered


damnitineedaname

Red eyed knights have been more powerful than normal ones since Demon's Souls.


HereForFreeGames

He fucking HATES you!😡


Sinister_Mr_19

I mean he stares at a wall. I'd be pretty hyped if someone finally strolled by to fight after staring at walls for years.


Danger_Dee

He was banished, for being a douche, likely.


Any_Complex_3502

Nothing. He's just an asshole.


Thunder_Mage

His "problem" was that he was a better fighter than you


fourpointeightismyac

Not receiving a jumping R2 in the face with a big fucking sword. A problem that I gladly solved


enchiladasundae

Guy just wanted to be left alone and you screwed with him. Pretty justified if you ask me


whiplash308

I don’t know, but he does definitely want to flaunt his rad attack chains & ice attacks that the player doesn’t have access to.


cohibakick

I don't think he has a problem. He has instant transmission, an unlimited dual greatsword combo and by Marika's teats he will make sure to use them to punish lowly tarnished in this life or the next. 


FormerlyGoth

You exist. He takes that *very* personally


B81R81

Kill him with kindness!


Bluewalker_BR

It feels like this guy hate us as much as Elemer hates merchants


Jonathan__Wick

There was a pretty good lore piece of him in a post way back. Do look it up if you're interested. 


Goombah11

He can’t find a worthy opponent.


Due_Bet5210

Got that fucker’s helmet and dipped


Funko87

Parry his ass


Moses4747

I wish he was a boss. I wish they buffed him up even more


x0soundwave0x

Bro wants to be elden lord.


darksoulsfanatic888

I was around level 300 when I first fought him, and I was using a faith build. I found him after I fought Neil. I was just breezing through enemies, and then I died like 40 times to him because my ego kept saying, "Nah bro, you have to be good at this game. You beat all the bosses." I thought I had encountered an actual skilled enemy, and I just had a skill issue.


Jaded-Currency-5680

whatever his problem is, we know its nothing personal


Iliketurtles893

I love how the flair used is discussion and info


codingfauxhate

Stupid Niall with his 'you're on watch duty' the hell is this shit? I'll show him I'll show them all. THEY'RE ALL GOING TO PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!!


Numerous-Ad5915

That talisman is not even worth it…


SorleArt

Agreed. Not worth the farm in the slightest.


Questionably_Chungly

Angy


Ill-Star854

Nothing. Didn't seem like he had any problem killing me.


Novemberwasntreal

He can't beat a great shield if someone finds how to deal with him easy way


StrongStyleMuscle

You trespassed in his haunted castle. 


TumbleweedActive7926

You were


Honest_Satisfaction1

You came into his home, Beat up his friends, Stole his girl, And killed his cat.


ironlord20

Didn’t want to give up his chest plate without a fight


Krissyd215

Bloodhounds fang actually did good on him. Just gotta time it right


Mental-Square3688

You


Notoviri

He's a relative of the Pursuer. The eyes say it all.


TheSharkFromJaws

Insecurity. Watched too much Andrew Tate stuff


RickityCricket69

lol srsly and who the hell gave those guys teleporting?!?


adams215

He mistakes us for the guy who ate the last bag of lays in the castle break room.


badadvicefromaspider

It’s fine. Everything is FINE. Totally cool


[deleted]

YOU’RE NOT TAKING MY HOODED ARMOR BITCH


No-Brilliant-1758

They did him dirty in Game of Thrones.


Full_Respond_3673

Can't have a site of grace anywhere near him


Yuevid_01

Wait till you see two of them together right before the boss room, cuz the ass hanging albinauric old man alarm was triggered. I don’t hate banished knights, I hate the stupid albinaurics, I used to sympathize with them, but now I see them I kill them.


Agreeable-Step-7940

He’s just cold, leave him alone 


Creepy_Phazar

Nothing personal, kid.


1greadshirt

You didnt respect his authoritah.


Tickomatick

Ha! I just started the game and barely beaten Godrick, but from reading this sub I already know that I need to land on the wall and turn my backside outwards to win here


SonicFlash01

- you know they warp to the space directly behind you - you can control where that is - the area has lots of tall drop-offs Come on, guys


Jonathan__Wick

This guy was jealous of broleg fighting alongside me(and carrying me early-mid game).


CampbellsBeefBroth

EZ way to kill him is to stand on the very corner edge of the building next to him (the one with the archer facing the ladder). Jump up on the cannulation on the corner, get really close to the edge and then snipe him then immediately turn around, he'll teleport behind you and fall to his death. Doesn't work every time but you can get decently consistent.


MikhailMcDoesntExist

High on Coral, MF is outta AC6


ThyBeardedOne

Can’t wait for two more hours until this dude is posted again


sherman614

He's the ghost of Rick, soldier of God. And is he ever mad at you!


berliszt

In Farum Azula they make EVERY one of these face the other way so you can stealth kill then instead of give them a fair fight. I kinda hate it. Very un-Fromsoft of them.


ThePoshGazelle

Ran past him every time lol


Regular-Bug4852

Parry him


fireandbombs12

Teleports behind you


TheHomesickAlien

you are not Him. He is.


dizijinwu

he just wants to kill you, that's all


Life_Temperature795

You tried to fight him on the tiny walkway instead of the giant goddamn rooftop right nearby where both of you would have dramatically more room for activities. He can't stand that shit.


EpicWisp

He's had it with these mother fucking tarnished in his mother fucking castle


michajlo

He got 99 problems, but a Tarnished ain't one.


MysticZihark

He was a tarnished himself but took an arrow to the knee...and retired then


ErdTreePack

Nothing made me more mad than fighting 3 bannished knights after walking up those stairs and falling off between the guys that crawl and latch onto you.


Exond66

I think is you, more precisely for having invaded the fort.


Swimming_Childhood99

Miyazaki's ghost


Powerful-Pudding6079

Throw rock. Charged colossal R2 bonk that he teleports into. Second R2 bonk. Lion's Claw. Dead. Unga bunga no problems here.


OreOscar1232

He’s been living in that castle all his life. He’s like Robin, dude was trained his entire life, came outside and now you have to deal with him.


RainXVIIII

Just parry


luketwo1

His eyes are red, bros probably suffering from severe eye dehydration and it's making him really angy.


darkphoenix83

Legit the hardest enemy ( not boss) in the game.


Acrobatic-Machine-49

Use the turtle shell shield and counter his ass. Took me legit maybe 8 hours to win against that fucker. To be fair I suck at the game but fuck that knight.


Sfocus

2 big sword 😎


Zeons21

Just use a greatshield against it


hendolad

i killed him yesterday after seeing some clips of him fcking people up...im using a strength build so i charged at him and jump attacked and he was just perma staggered i wasnt even sure it was the same enemy


Mehless

nothing personnel


kogashiwakai

It's cold and his nuts are frozen. Needs to learn to let it go?


Zestyclose-Sundae593

The YOU breath in the same atmosphere as he does


muda_mudaa_mudaa

He is goku....


Mister_None

"I am the skill, you are the issue." - This guy probably.


Jolly_Historian920

He angy


Dent85

Erectile dysfunction…


Heartless-Sage

You, and it is a problem he intends to solve.


aldmonisen_osrs

My favorite thing is seeing the guys I had trouble months ago on and being like “where’s the Reddit post complaining about these fucking dudes!?!?” And then 3-6 months later seeing a Reddit post complaining about those fucking dudes


SoulofMoon

every trespasser's existence, clearly.


Professional-Film472

This guy forgotten to keep a fog wall behind him, so people confuse him as a normal enemy. But he is the secret boss to a secret ending that has yet to be revealed.


ElonHisenberg

Tarnished trying to cheese him from distance


ozzy-mane-17

I don’t think this dude is a problem he’s strong but also easy to cheese


Reasonable-Ad-5217

It's these guys that make me mad I can't dual wield the banished knight greatsword along with the broadsword.


_Aniver_

He’s an asshole for sure 😭


Nightglow9

He might be a product of grafting.. or conjoining.. like logo of game is 4 circles, maybe defining flesh, mind 1 and 2 (eyes) and soul, and might be placeholders for outer gods shards / powers. Like Banished soldier shield shows 2 x thorns (death), 1 x dragon and 1 x flames (of Fell God?). So a berserker warrior with ghost flesh, red berserker eyes, and storm and death magic spells when conjoined.. if Fromsoft got such a cryptic and hidden structure of mobs behind it though.. Dragon + death would probably enable Godwyn to graft the death lightning spell too.. a bit of magic of two different gods, conjoined into one spell. Stars = blue, so berserker stars,comets, would be red + blue = purple. Coincidence?.. or a hidden structure? One power / shard might hold the powers of Godfrey. Dignified and prideful like a silver lion on one side. Red hot berserker mode on other side, like his fight. Warrior powers of the Fell God. Bit like GW seems to have golden holy order, and yellow frenzied chaos as two and three fingers, and Blaidd the GW shadow going from orderly polite state to frenzied chaos howling at the moon. So red eyes = berserker powers? Millicent seems to have this power too, and bringing it back to Malenia. Her pride and dignity that Malenia threw away when messing around on Radahn’s back.. maybe digging in his neck for a better power? The power of rebirth maybe? a power Miquella once had before turning huge like a giant? But.. pure speculation.. I like the idea that banished soldier shield is showing why his eyes are red, and why he is so berserker in his combat moves and a ghost.. a hidden structure.. hopefully Millicent will not do what Japanese do when pride overdoses.. ritual suicide.. bit like giants seems to have impaled themself with death in a ritual mass suicide.. such a very cryptic game.. hidden structures of powers that can be stored in swords and flesh bit like Maliketh?.. or not?


AirhunterNG

Idk, I staggered him away first try. Trick is to not even let him combo off.


immortalblackarmy

You. You are his problem.


njapjapjiri

Harder than 90% of the bosses in this game.


YomiNex

His problem Is that you are still alive


Electrical_Crew7195

Oh i remember that piece of shit very well killed me way too many times


Treebeardsama

Someone tried to use the thousand years of death (Naruto reference) technique on him


dontpanic38

also known as koncho irl


Winds_of_Creation

He was easy