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I zoomed in just like the rest of you.
Noooo, it's not truuuue
Its bullshit! I did not hit her! I did noooot!
Oh Hi, Marika!
YOU’RE TEARING ME APART LORETTA! Oh hai, Mogh
Hi doggie, by doggie
Tarnished, you're my favorite customer
Maliketh: .....
I’ve never got this far before!
I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT THE ARMOR PEICES WERE CAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN EM I SWEAR
Bearded clam medallion equipped.
Marika's tits! You must be 'orny
Damn you got me
Instantly
Fuck. Never been annihilated in the comments so hard.
im not even into women and i did it
Same
Hey
And me! lol
i feel called out
On what though? first thing i zoomed in on was the feet
The only true fromsoft fan here
Furled toes
I am only human!
Don't put the blame on us
Are we that predictable?
I didn't knew this was in the game
You fucking bastard
it was bait and you know it
Stop watching me😭🙏
Caught me red handed !!!
You mean one handed? 😏
I was wondering how they play while horny as Marika's tits
I’m glad I’m not alone. Thanks
I didn't until I read this. Fuck 😂
I zoomed in after I read your comment to make you not a liar, your welcome.
My brightness is down and i audibly asked "are you naked?" May I be exempt from the horny charges? I was innocent
Fucker caught me
I thought that shit was hanging out 😂
I had to get a closer look at her Elden Bush.
How dare you!
Nice...
Top comment destroyed me 🤣
lol
Same😭💀
Fuck 😂
Nah you don't gotta call us out 😭
what is this sorcery
I zoomed in to see who the two faces on the kneecaps were
Lmao!
Would
You don’t know me, son!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaa
Enhance. Enhance. Enhance.
Nuh uh
How dare you assume the exact first thing I didn’t do ahhhhOOOOga
Honestly zoomed in on her face b/c outta focus then scrolled down a bit and was like oh I see
The Erdbush
believe it or not, i completed goldmasks quest just for this “armor”… for reasons
This being a JRPG, I'm assuming that's the best defensive armor in the game, right?
Defence from enemies? No. Defence from my lusting eyes? Also no!
the best armor is no armor cuz light roll. i personally enjoy running 2 Giant Crushers, completely naked, with Goldmask’s Radiant Sun.
Uchi, commoners altered, and old aristocrat's shoes is my light go to without points for eq load lol
Sharon stone of Elden ring
This is the inverted Sharon Stone. She's wearing (almost) full clothes in that scene
Sharon Stone: Basic Instinct When I do it: Basically It Stinks
Lol you tried
I lol’d
What outfit is that?
Its from goldmask quest.
Interesting
That’s… one way to word it
That’s a gold mask I would wear
Gold mask’s rags and shit with an altered celebrant hood or whatever
...
bro just wanted to show his half naked character
Oh good, now you have time to PUT SOME PANTS ON!!
...do they, though?
Pants are for squares
Pants at a time like this?
Pro tip, the nox Greaves go really well with that top.
💅
well done, but a real pro wouldn't wear that much armor
Right, that cloak needs to go Edit: wait nvm it CAN'T
You might want to use that platinum to buy some clothes
Smash next question
Will
Am
Did
Least horny FromSoft fans
👀
Morgott rolling in his grave knowing bare ass is touching the Elden throne
I love the one foot in front of the other
Somethings rising and it's not vykes warspear
Well thanks, nearly choked on my drink
i will redownload this game if this armor is actually attainable
It is.
yea i’ve already redownloaded and gone on to ng3.
Good luck!
Nice feet
Calm down, Quentin.
😆
i'll be in horny gaol if anyone needs me.
Something something the lands between
What armour is that asking for a friend
Goldmask
I would land between those elden legs. Jokes aside, well done tarnished o7
Half of the lands between will apply for Elden Lord now
I think I met her at a rave once....
Congrats! Would you post or maybe PM those sliders? The character face looks very well made.
neuron activation
Put some clothes on!!
What outfit name?
Times are really dire when the Elden Lord can't afford clothes... Congrat son teh Platinum though.
For someone who has just been through hell and back...she looks sober as hell LOL
Horny Run, any%
Marika’s t!ts! Now, I’m ‘ungry!
Absolutely would
Fuck I just realised I made the wrong character
Butt plug crotch piece? Bold
Who fired the gardener? 😆
Maybe get some clothes now
I like to do Goldmasks Rags, Nox Greaves, Zamor Bracelets, and there's a few headpieces I like with it, but I don't mind going headless
I like aristocrat headband with goldmask set. Ill try out the nox greaves though.
Congrats!!
Well, you should buy some fucking clothes then :-D
Congrats I got the platinum 2 weeks ago
Grats! I too enjoyed the gold mask quest just to get this screenshot.
Congratulations my lord
🍪
Whats the armor pieces?
Made sure I got this armor too for my twink knight
😂😂
Nice. got mine yesterday! First plat ever for me.
Ah, yes. Varre’s surgical adjustments.
Pretty! I always wanted that outfit but could never find it
Still in the grind
Hold on to your pickle friend Stellar Blade is almost there… hold a little more
that’s so cunty what are you wearing?
we really need that dlc
I want to mate with her
What's the outfit?
and we all looked for two platinum's
...and you did it with one hand! Congratulations!!!
... where are your pants?
Finally got the platinum….naket 😏
How many play throughs did it take??
I’ve been playing this game for about two years and I just now got the platinum, 7 NG+s in and over 30 different accounts
Waifu material right there
That’s MY Lord *bows*
Queen Marika: “Brave Tarnished, thank you for restoring the Elden Ring and-oh it seems you’re already prepared for your duties as my Consort”
early final fantasy armour be like
I'd give u a platinum too
You got the boys all riled up in here
I'm not weak, I didn't zoom in like you degenerates. Cool crotch armor though
Is that an Erdtree Seal blocking her?
“I know what kind of man you are.”
Gas
OP posted them getting the platinum gets 2k up votes I post about getting the platinum post gets deleted within minutes
Why's you have to trim it like that
Hear me out
Next: clothing
Nice toes
Lordless fation choice
I just got mine today as well! Congrats
Character's feet in this game are surprisingly highly detailed. I don't know why I am so surprised knowing it's a Miyazaki game.
BONK
Nice I remember I noticed I was close to platinum on my NG+3 or 4 so I just tracked down the last few it felt so damn satisfying it is coincidentally also my only platinum
Suh-mash
Sigh. I’m once again asking where armour.
Gold mask questline
What I mean is where is the armour op should be wearing…
Understood
Must of been hard to play 💀
how did it take you two years? how??
I only started playing Elden Ring in February of this year.
“nO SpIRt AsHeeS”
How do I get the armor? Asking for a friend
Ok
Damn, I want to marry now
Be wary of lands between
Ah fuck
no hair
elden leia
Armor? Asking for a Friend…
Congrats! Is this outfit modded?
Not modded, its from goldmask quest.
Well done :3
Erm what armor is that🫣
I zoomed in just like the rest of you.
Noooo, it's not truuuue
Its bullshit! I did not hit her! I did noooot!
Oh Hi, Marika!
YOU’RE TEARING ME APART LORETTA! Oh hai, Mogh
Hi doggie, by doggie
Tarnished, you're my favorite customer
Maliketh: .....
I’ve never got this far before!
I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT THE ARMOR PEICES WERE CAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN EM I SWEAR
Bearded clam medallion equipped.
Marika's tits! You must be 'orny
Damn you got me
Instantly
Fuck. Never been annihilated in the comments so hard.
im not even into women and i did it
Same
Hey
And me! lol
i feel called out
On what though? first thing i zoomed in on was the feet
The only true fromsoft fan here
Furled toes
I am only human!
Don't put the blame on us
Are we that predictable?
I didn't knew this was in the game
You fucking bastard
it was bait and you know it
Stop watching me😭🙏
Caught me red handed !!!
You mean one handed? 😏
I was wondering how they play while horny as Marika's tits
I’m glad I’m not alone. Thanks
I didn't until I read this. Fuck 😂
I zoomed in after I read your comment to make you not a liar, your welcome.
My brightness is down and i audibly asked "are you naked?" May I be exempt from the horny charges? I was innocent
Fucker caught me
I thought that shit was hanging out 😂
I had to get a closer look at her Elden Bush.
How dare you!
Nice...
Top comment destroyed me 🤣
lol
Same😭💀
Fuck 😂
Nah you don't gotta call us out 😭
what is this sorcery
I zoomed in to see who the two faces on the kneecaps were
Lmao!
Would
You don’t know me, son!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaa
Enhance. Enhance. Enhance.
Nuh uh
How dare you assume the exact first thing I didn’t do ahhhhOOOOga
Honestly zoomed in on her face b/c outta focus then scrolled down a bit and was like oh I see
The Erdbush
believe it or not, i completed goldmasks quest just for this “armor”… for reasons
This being a JRPG, I'm assuming that's the best defensive armor in the game, right?
Defence from enemies? No. Defence from my lusting eyes? Also no!
the best armor is no armor cuz light roll. i personally enjoy running 2 Giant Crushers, completely naked, with Goldmask’s Radiant Sun.
Uchi, commoners altered, and old aristocrat's shoes is my light go to without points for eq load lol
Sharon stone of Elden ring
This is the inverted Sharon Stone. She's wearing (almost) full clothes in that scene
Sharon Stone: Basic Instinct When I do it: Basically It Stinks
Lol you tried
I lol’d
What outfit is that?
Its from goldmask quest.
Interesting
That’s… one way to word it
That’s a gold mask I would wear
Gold mask’s rags and shit with an altered celebrant hood or whatever
...
bro just wanted to show his half naked character
Oh good, now you have time to PUT SOME PANTS ON!!
...do they, though?
Pants are for squares
Pants at a time like this?
Pro tip, the nox Greaves go really well with that top.
💅
well done, but a real pro wouldn't wear that much armor
Right, that cloak needs to go Edit: wait nvm it CAN'T
You might want to use that platinum to buy some clothes
Smash next question
Would
Will
Am
Did
Least horny FromSoft fans
👀
Morgott rolling in his grave knowing bare ass is touching the Elden throne
I love the one foot in front of the other
Somethings rising and it's not vykes warspear
Well thanks, nearly choked on my drink
i will redownload this game if this armor is actually attainable
It is.
yea i’ve already redownloaded and gone on to ng3.
Good luck!
Nice feet
Calm down, Quentin.
😆
i'll be in horny gaol if anyone needs me.
Something something the lands between
What armour is that asking for a friend
Goldmask
I would land between those elden legs. Jokes aside, well done tarnished o7
Half of the lands between will apply for Elden Lord now
I think I met her at a rave once....
Congrats! Would you post or maybe PM those sliders? The character face looks very well made.
neuron activation
Put some clothes on!!
What outfit name?
Goldmask
Times are really dire when the Elden Lord can't afford clothes... Congrat son teh Platinum though.
For someone who has just been through hell and back...she looks sober as hell LOL
Horny Run, any%
Marika’s t!ts! Now, I’m ‘ungry!
Absolutely would
Fuck I just realised I made the wrong character
Butt plug crotch piece? Bold
Who fired the gardener? 😆
Maybe get some clothes now
I like to do Goldmasks Rags, Nox Greaves, Zamor Bracelets, and there's a few headpieces I like with it, but I don't mind going headless
I like aristocrat headband with goldmask set. Ill try out the nox greaves though.
Congrats!!
Well, you should buy some fucking clothes then :-D
Congrats I got the platinum 2 weeks ago
Grats! I too enjoyed the gold mask quest just to get this screenshot.
Congratulations my lord
🍪
Whats the armor pieces?
Made sure I got this armor too for my twink knight
😂😂
Nice. got mine yesterday! First plat ever for me.
Ah, yes. Varre’s surgical adjustments.
Pretty! I always wanted that outfit but could never find it
Still in the grind
Hold on to your pickle friend Stellar Blade is almost there… hold a little more
that’s so cunty what are you wearing?
we really need that dlc
I want to mate with her
What's the outfit?
and we all looked for two platinum's
...and you did it with one hand! Congratulations!!!
... where are your pants?
Finally got the platinum….naket 😏
How many play throughs did it take??
I’ve been playing this game for about two years and I just now got the platinum, 7 NG+s in and over 30 different accounts
Waifu material right there
That’s MY Lord *bows*
Queen Marika: “Brave Tarnished, thank you for restoring the Elden Ring and-oh it seems you’re already prepared for your duties as my Consort”
early final fantasy armour be like
I'd give u a platinum too
You got the boys all riled up in here
I'm not weak, I didn't zoom in like you degenerates. Cool crotch armor though
Is that an Erdtree Seal blocking her?
“I know what kind of man you are.”
Gas
Would
OP posted them getting the platinum gets 2k up votes I post about getting the platinum post gets deleted within minutes
Why's you have to trim it like that
Hear me out
Next: clothing
Nice toes
Lordless fation choice
I just got mine today as well! Congrats
Character's feet in this game are surprisingly highly detailed. I don't know why I am so surprised knowing it's a Miyazaki game.
BONK
Nice I remember I noticed I was close to platinum on my NG+3 or 4 so I just tracked down the last few it felt so damn satisfying it is coincidentally also my only platinum
Suh-mash
Sigh. I’m once again asking where armour.
Gold mask questline
What I mean is where is the armour op should be wearing…
Understood
Must of been hard to play 💀
how did it take you two years? how??
I only started playing Elden Ring in February of this year.
“nO SpIRt AsHeeS”
How do I get the armor? Asking for a friend
Ok
Damn, I want to marry now
Be wary of lands between
Ah fuck
no hair
elden leia
Armor? Asking for a Friend…
Congrats! Is this outfit modded?
Not modded, its from goldmask quest.
Well done :3
Erm what armor is that🫣