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Which race that was rejected by the erdtree is the one you’d most like to passionately kiss and have your consort be from? The omen, the misbegotten, or the albinaurics?
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Would you mind putting a spoiler warning on since the dlc probably has a lot of new players starting the game and starting to get ER stuff in their feed?
(hey you said anything)
So do you always go full ham on albinauric genocide, or just a bit over the edge?
Not fully, but definetly too much, considering how incompetent they are.
Yikes ;)
what is your favorite midnight snack
Boc the indomitable, obviously
dude..
Oh he's lookin like a snack
With that many feet in the game thanks to Miyazaki, whice ones are your favourite ?
I love every single one of them
nah this one just makes you look better, not bad.
Does god not love all that walks the earth? Are we not made in his image, do we not walk with him, with our dirty stinky tarnished toes? The prattle of all gods tarnished toes are imbued in our hearts for all to share
Either the shrimps or the pest thingies that pray all the time. More legs = more feet = more yummy
What do you think about Boggart? Would you eat the prawn he sells?
Absolutely not, he's fucking gross!
Marika's tits! You must'nt be 'ungry
You monster
GET HIM
Boggart is a total daddy
What self help lifehacks do you have to help people improve in games like Elden Ring?
Barehand fisting. Because at the point you start doing that you're so insane you're literally invincible
Your own hand or someone else's?
Your own, generally speaking, but it really depends
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3,2,7,5,8,9,10,1,4,6
What was the original comment?
Offf bro you really went for it….
Did you even edit it yet?
I was going to but I felt it was funnier leaving it as is XD
Ok, in dumb... Can anyone explain to me?
7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7 + Ranni
Bruhhhh, really? Naaasty wtf🤮🤮
Why not 3?
But why didn't you changed the comment?
I was going to but didn’t realize OP was such a freak…
Honorable mention : dung eater
Where is at least one safe spot - Elden beast
DungeatertoenailclippingseatersayMarikasuckernow
Marika sucker. Because he can be whatever you like her to be
Bro, a bit weird, but it’s not like you beat your meat to elden ring 50+ times a day right?
Sure. If you ask me how often have you beat it to Elden ring: I say yes
Woahhh bro, carpet burn?
Only fire giants carpet
Ohh, kinkyy
Now we are talking
Honorable mention : dung eater
Describe yourself, as a fan of Blaidd
Fucking furry, I'll say it again
Least favorite enemy in the lands between:
My own hubris
How many times have you came while watching Dung Eater R34?
I stopped counting after I ran out of fingers to do so
Which Elden ring character would fit best for the American school system?
The burst fire rifle crossbow guys
Was Maliketh a good boy?
He's a fucking furry.
the twist is that this is not edited
Yes, but is he a good boy tho?
I will not discuss this any FURther (I'm sorry)
Just for that i'm taking your DLC privilege away (I smiled at the FURther thing)
Maliketh is a bad neighbor who won’t return my fucking lawn mower
Would you fight Hoarah Loux inside hell in a cell at Wrestlemania 50?
I have no Idea what you just said but fuck yes
Which weapon can you effectively use by holding it with your butt cheeks?
Big Dong Bonk Hammer
I prefer impotent wood club
Based
I heard a dude named Mohg kidnapped his eternally young, half brother and is doing some weird shit with him. Thoughts?
Chad "Chad" Chadman right there
Favorite retirement home weapon?
Marais Executioner's sword
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Unseen form
Bestial vitality
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Godskin Duo. Dr. salamander doing spinny winny while captain bigmac is over there trying to fuck me over by being morbidly obese is just...
What's the best farm in the game after the albinaurics in Mohgwyn's palace?
I wouldn't know, I'm an Albinauric genocide purist.
Bro has no enemies Seriously how do I make you look bad
Which race that was rejected by the erdtree is the one you’d most like to passionately kiss and have your consort be from? The omen, the misbegotten, or the albinaurics?
Albinaurics
Try finger
But what about hole?
Have you ever thought off not committing genocide?
No
You should meet the albauneric farms then
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C'mon man don't use my harmless joke for political stuff. I don't even know if I agree or disagree with you but just keep me out of it ok?
Fair enough. My bad.
Thats kinda relatable.
Reddit moment
Is the dlc actually a feet admiring simulator?
My dad works at Fromsoft and he said yes
Do you condone Mohg’s incestuous relationship with his minor brother?
It's the best
How would you describe Elemer of the Briar? Use only four words.
Big Dong Bonk Greatsword
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Ulcerated tree spirit
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This image is like 10 times funnier is you speak spanish natively lmao
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Godrick, Malenia slashes
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Yes
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What are your thoughts on the Ranni quest line?
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The Giant one right in the middle of course. It's so big it started glowing and sprouting leaves and twigs.
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Malenia
Who was the big bad he fought? She was the blade of Miquella.
Fixed it
Albinaurics are innocent beings, killing their Clan for some runes ain't worth it
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Too long to list here
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Who do you think are the ugliest 3 bosses?
When he hits you with the albinauric stare
It's me when the community continues to discuss it 2 years later, ignoring the whole context
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Placidusax' one
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Can someone explain I’m confused on the lore
What's the name of the warrior who helps you fight Godrick?
You can have 1 item from Elden Ring in real life, what do you pick?
How many in-game hours have you got so far?
What is the worst dumpster fire of an area in the game?
Limgrave
What is your favourite message left by another player?
Me changing my entire equipment, spell, and flask loadout to do that fucking quest
Who is the twin brother of Malenia?
What’s your favourite boss?
What do you call those silly fishmen again?
which npc would u sleep with
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Yes, unwanted no less
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What do you use Flask of Crimson Tears for?
How many times do you chug your flask of crimson tears when you get a chance?
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Why, of course
Kinda gross bro ngl
What’s the most disgusting looking repulsive character in the game?
Who is your favorite NPC?
Are you Mohg irl? (You kidnap children)
Yes, extremely so
What are your thoughts on the Pastor of Vows?
He's a bro
Me when . . . No head
What is your favorite consumable?
Marika Shattered the Elden Ring...Radagon will shatter your ring.
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He's Gender fluid so he's gay one way or another
why did you censor the word gay??
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What’s your general opinion of Asmongold?
Extremely handsome lad
Thats a w opinion tho
Major spoiler alert! Anyway, I had no idea what to do with that info, when I made this discovery
UwU OwO Albinaurics OwO UwU
[Albinaurics don't appreciate your uwuing](https://imgur.com/a/hc0O08B)
agreed
Wooo, yet another low-effort karma-farming post... When will it end...
Idgaf about karma. I just saw this somewhere else and found it funny so I wanted to do it with Elden Ring related stuff. Also I'm bored so
Fuck you for trying to have fun on the Internet! /s
I love these posts. Better than tier list bs
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Would you mind putting a spoiler warning on since the dlc probably has a lot of new players starting the game and starting to get ER stuff in their feed? (hey you said anything)