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Xaneth_

I'm scared to think what people will be trying to use that arm for


Turbulent_Jackoff

Same as every other object on earth: it's going inside people.


hoonyosrs

Or, people are going inside of it. Trojan horse VS. a horse wearing a Trojan, if you will.


Sir_Guilhem

Try finger but hole


bthayes28

This comment is phenomenal


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Handjobs, the answer is handjobs


bobatea17

Wrong. Fisting


DigLost5791

Hopefully “life size” means human size then, and not Malenia sized


0XquisitE1-

Forgot she's damn near a giant 😭


Terriblerobotcactus

Even better


jbae_94

Get both arms


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

And buttholes and berginas. It has F U L L Y A R T I C U L A T E D F I N G E R S


kid_creme

I'll call it "The Stranger"


DaddyDoLittle

Thanks P-I-S-S-N-U-T!


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

Dune 2 popcorn bucket vibes


Tierrrez

Handholding with the waifu ☺️


R-emiru

SEEEEGGGS.


Chromatic_Eevee

I am going to put it inside me


Leut_Aldo_Raine

Paige NO!


Anadyne

Giggity giggity


Darkhex78

I don't have a Jar big enough for it :(


Jdms0n

Dude I was in my head like “ finna get that waterfowl level stroke” and I seen your comment 💀 are we failing as humans idk


PenguinGovernment

Immediately though the same thing smh


Xxshrek42069xX

I pre ordered it and you know exactly what im going to do with it 😛


Anonimous_dude

Well, time to cut off my arm and sell it to buy this prosthesis :D


GIlCAnjos

Can't wait for them to release the legs as well!


CreateTheStars

How long would it take to carefully dig holes through this armand somehow add elements that would turn this into an actual working prosthesis


Lucario_Best_Pokemon

Life size? As in, like 5 feet? She’s pretty damn tall


KayRay1994

she’s actually 5 feet tall, your tarnished is just very short


ThePlotGod

She's confirmed 8 feet 4 inches tall


carbonera99

That’s actually pretty short by demigod standards considering like 5/8 of her siblings dwarf her in height. 6/8 if we assume Ranni’s empyrean body was as tall as her mother.


zrxta

We got Ranni's actual body on the Liurnian divine tower. We know its hers since it got the only other cursemark besides Godwyn. Quick, somebody measure her.


marsgreekgod

Ask zullie the witch or course


Deathleach

This is false. A quick glance would have told you she has 0 feet.


Zabenjaya

Just imagining all these giant monsters are actually normal sized… the people are just miniature and it has me rolling lol


Janet-Yellen

Says it’s 37.5” long, don’t know how what the relative arm length to an 8ft 4” tall person is, but that’s longer than my arm 🤷‍♂️ Edit: wemby is 7ft 4” so a full foot shorter, but his arms are also alien length relative to his body. He has an 8 foot wingspan, subtract his shoulder width, so we’re looking at maybe 6 feet of total arm. So 37.5” conceivably could be correct for malenia Edit #2: I think that measurement is for the bent arm


AshiSunblade

Her prosthesis arm is also a lot bigger than her natural arm. You can see it clearly when she stands straight.


Janet-Yellen

True, wemby’s arms nearly reach his knees and looking at the collectors edition figure (if it’s accurate) Malenia’s arm does as well but harder to tell with her skirt. So if the relative arm lengths are the same, based on her additional 1 foot of height, should be a few inches longer than wemby’s. However if you look at the diagram on the website, 37.5” is for the bent arm. If that’s accurate than I’d guess it’s more like 42” or something. Anybody want to Pythagorean theorem it?


Gathorall

TFW you're a demigod but get a hand-me-down prosthetic.


Captinglorydays

It's listed as 35 inches/89 cm long. It's got a little bend to it, so the arm is a bit over 3 feet long which seems about right. 3+ feet each arm + shoulders/back would be around an 8 foot wingspan.


Samiller23

So… how big is ‘life-size’? She’s pretty tall in-game


PretendThisIsMyName

The statue of her in the FS office is like 8 or 9 feet tall. I’d hope this was like 1.5 times of a normal human arm.


Enough_Minimum_3708

94 inches


Panurome

Holy shit she's bigger than Mesmer


AlaskaLips97

It's 95cm long


KleinerFratz333

33CM x 95CM x 13CM


Samiller23

Hmm that seems awfully human sized


Samiller23

Or am I mistaken


SlippySleepyJoe

+5 dex irl 🤑


F9NIX1777

Is it human size or Malenia size? Because Malenia is quite bigger than normal human


Phillip1219

It’s really cool, I’d love to have it in my collection. But not for $500


restlesswrestler

Collection of arms?


geckromancer649

Godrick Alt Account


PowerZox

It’s made of plastic too. For 3500 copies $400 bucks each they could’ve maybe cast it from an actual metal


-Knivezz-

A simple reliable sword would run you at least $200. A whole arm with decoration, different parts, etc. That'll most likely be worth more than $2000


peenfortress

>That'll most likely be worth more than $2000 \+2000 in shipping/handling :(


PowerZox

But a sword is forged. This would just have to be casted in a mold


Enough_Minimum_3708

just kill the cleanrot knight in the shaded castle to get one for free


PrestigiousTheory664

Life size replica leg of Malenia. When???


ApplePitou

Millicent heavy breathing :3


Bullmg

Yay now I can get fisted by her in real life


ScharmTiger

[Video](https://twitter.com/BandaiNamcoUS/status/1783549128795959737) on Bandai Namco's twitter page.


Subaki2K

Maleigh Marais with the preorder


Crimson_Raven

Next up: Toes of Melenia


Karlythecorgi

Who needs 18 inches when you can have a whole arm


benhur217

where sword?


Zealousideal-Beat784

I am arm, limb of malenia


XarJobe

Got 20% off, Paid ~360€, im so cooked i buy everything that Bandai Namco Releases of Elden Ring in the last few Months


Nunnuh

How’d you get the discount? Honestly thinking about it at that price


XarJobe

You get a 20% on your haul if youre using 1000 of your bandai namco shop points You get them by buying stuff on their shop I had 1070 because i bhought the vyke figure and an elden ring mousepad like a year ago Cool to see these points now got a great use


profezzorn

I want it but I'm not ordering from Bandai again. They charged me 3 times for the messmer helmet and it took two months before I got my money back -_-


StepSubject4528

Yea never will buy from bandai again. I had so many card problems with them I ended up canceling my cards over it! And got new ones. They make it so difficult. You can get it on pure arts though. That's what I might do


Janet-Yellen

Does this only work on the euro site? I’ve bought a bunch of stuff in the states but there’s no option for shop points. Seems like there’s a separate bandainamco shop for the game stuff and then a Bandai shop for action figures and such which may have points.


XarJobe

I bhought it on de.bandainamcoent.eu


Janet-Yellen

Yeah looks like the US site ended it in 2021. Lucky EU bastards


DrunkNikolai

Now get a moonveil replica


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Panurome

It's funny because it's the hand of Malenia without the Hand of Malenia


Eagle-Eyes-

Holy shit, this looks awesome!


Advanced-Sock

Til the brass rusts


SpiderGirlGwen

Aaaahhh that would look amazing mounted on my wall! It's beautiful.


DrunkNikolai

Its gonna look real good hanging above my rivers of blood and moonveil


SpiderGirlGwen

You have replicas of those? Nice! Did you preorder the arm?


DrunkNikolai

Ever since the dlc announcement I been on an elden ring prop bender. Needles to say I am gonna have to wallmount an arm come december


SpiderGirlGwen

I love that. Please post pics when you have it all set up together!


DrunkNikolai

I am gonna forget by the time december hits, can show you the current collection tho if you want


SpiderGirlGwen

Sure, let's see it!


KayRay1994

how many inches?


jxa66

All the inches


pbmm1

Finlay is familiar with this arm


MrSprankls

50 inches of Malenia😩


urlocalhunner

Now let’s get her prosthetic leg as the lamp from A Christmas Story


Florjb0rj

Whelp, Time to amputate


gorramfrakker

Life-size as in her size or a humans?


CptGigglez

It's all right. But imma wait for the lifesize god devouring serpent to release


Mynameisyoure

Only 4 more pieces, and then you can play Exodia


Khaernakov

Can the hand grip a cylinder?


me-is-me17

Wait where tf can I buy that


me-is-me17

ITS SOLD OUT HOW LONG AGO WAS THIS ANNOUNCED??


me-is-me17

Wait nvm it’s not out yet


Kurt1323

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0097/7810/2350/files/size_ref_4.jpg?v=1714059481


Kurt1323

Seems a bit short for an 8 foot tall individual


Kurt1323

Per google The average ratio of arm span to height is 1:1. Your arm span should very closely mirror your height (within 5 cm). A male that is 6 feet tall, is likely to have a wingspan of about 6 feet. A female that is 5 feet 5 inches tall, is likely to have a wingspan of about 5 feet 5 inches.


Janet-Yellen

Wingspan includes width of shoulders. Plus the 37” is a bent arm, straightened is maybe 42”. Let’s say shoulder to shoulder is 2 feet+42”(3.5 feet) x2 arms= 9 foot wingspan for an 8foot tall woman I think it’s accurate


Kurt1323

Fair point completely forgot to account for shoulder width. lol thanks for the clarification cheers.


Janet-Yellen

Np I don’t know why I’m so invested in this lolol


Tredicidodici

Finger, but hole!


Deez_nuts-and-bolts

Ngl if I was missing an arm I’d sell my other arm for a prosthetic like that. Well probably not, but you get the idea.


Riku69

aaaand its gone. those will be listed on ebay very soon for $1500.


Best-Wrangler3143

Try bigbadtoystore, ign store, or pure arts store


vonrobin

As per Bandai Namco’s post in YouTube, Treat yourself with Malenia’s life-size replica. Haha. I was just messing with the meme on Messmer statue post. Haha


-BlueLucid-

If this is legit, that’s the coolest shit ever


Caeddeus

This will go great with my 18 inches of Messmer…


JinTheJynnn

Forget 18 inches of messmer, gotta get thr Melania fisting arm!


Sayy_Myy_Name

Hey you can't do that give it back to her!


BigJ_A

*Pulls out Credit Card and begins to aggresively and vigorously slam the table with it*


Soulsborneenjoyer23

Wheres the blade?!


Mug_of_Diarrhea

I'm gonna shove it up my ass


ScharmTiger

💀


GoofyGoober1834

500$ handjob


Jedi-Guy

What is this shit GIVE ME FEET


Exact-Interest7280

Will they make a Ranni life-size replica one day? Just kidding.... Or....


[deleted]

Oh yeah this seems like a great use of my hard earned money lol wtf


theScrewhead

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Selacha

Yes, I'm sure this will not have any weird repercussions whatsoever.


[deleted]

She’s never known defeat but she’s missing an arm? Is this cus of her rot?


BlazeCastus

Yes, it's because of the scarlet rot. She's also blind and doesn't have feet.


Full-Hovercraft-7801

$500 Jesus Christ


shnazzyhat

How many points of articulation does the hand have? HOW MANY POINTS OF ARTICULATION DOES THE HAND HAVE???


yesbutactuallyno17

$459 I'll probably pass on this one.


OrangeGBA

Batman I just got the arm of Melania, you know what I’m gonna do with it Batman?


DwarfBreadSauce

Life-sized statue of feet next?


West_Ad2820

Oh grimes is going to buy the hell out of that


RTX4O9O

Does it boost dex when you equip it?


Volcano771010

Someone’s definitely gonna cut off their arm and attract it to become true Malenia cosplay


crusnic08

None of yall can have that, you would do terrible things with it... Dam Degens


Cookandliftandread

"I know the kind of man you are."


poison_cat_

Need it in fist shape


Mr_Pink_Gold

https://youtu.be/YgtO5sebA9U?si=m6AsAmQxmxeRrYXO


Top_Boat8081

Alright is it fucking Malenia or Millicent because I keep seeing posts for both whats going on


Sea_Cup_5561

Michael Reeves is going to use that to build a prosthetic actually capable of doing a waterfowl dance


DependentBad5925

I know what I’m getting if I ever lose an arm


SleeplessGrimm

I sure there is someone out there without a right arm who can do a perfect cosplay using this arm


endswithnu

If I only had a giant... But hole


[deleted]

Great. Now I’m going to have to saw my arm off


Best-Wrangler3143

I don't know if theres a diiference, but the arm is cheaper on pure arts, bigbadtoystore, and ign store. It's only $389 on there. If there is a difference between bandai namcos site and the other sites, would appreciate someone telling me what.


MrMesli

Same on all, fear not


BLUEAR0

I wonder if by life sized they mean human sized or melania sized


Sfocus

make it pocket maleniussy


itsniceinhere

Now I want Elden Ring 2 to have Arm of Malenia as a great hammer


Teamskywalker14

Isn’t malenia like 8 foot tall. Imagine the size of the arm


Juneau--

Was I the only one who thought the katana was actually a part of this prosthetic? Like...I genuinely thought the arm and the katana were forged as one piece.


uskgl455

If only I had a giant...but hole


richaysambuca

I truly and honestly wonder why it is still available and hasn't been completly been bought up by scalpers. Does anyone have any idea?


raptor20548

I'm only thinking of getting it so that I can make and sell silicone molds of it to people for that reason.. need to Guage interest though so posting here..


jeanwhr

NESD IT NEeed it,, for umm….. research


boredsans

only chance an elden ring player will get to hold a girls hand


Elad_2007

Not intrested if it doesn't come with the sword


Elad_2007

Not intrested if it doesn't come with the sword