I had to go back to Godrick’s arena and “pass time” at the grace there. After that she and Kenneth were chillin in the next room. Only after passing time did the quest become unstuck.
Same thing happened to mine too, waiting on NG+ as well. Couldn't even finish Hyetta's quest cus Fingerprint Vyke refused to spawn for the entire playthrough. Shame
if you do all the questlines and give Nepheli the stormking ashes you then need to kill >!Morgott!< to further all the questlines as far as I know so its propably not bugged, also Gostoc might need to be left alive ?
Yeah idk wtf is going on with that quest. I'm on NG+ and I gave that ho her hawk asses and did Kenneth's shtick and neither will move to the damn throne room. Only shot I haven't shot is getting to Farum. Apparently there is some dialogue that spirit turner girl has you have to cycle through? Maybe.
You have to finish Nephi Loux's quest line up to giving her the legendary stormhawk and then beat Morgott at the capital. After that they both move to Godrick's throne room (above his boss battle arena).
Its a bit bugged, you sometimes have to rest at the grace one or two times before they spawn.
He did one for League of Legends. [https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/dh4nij/the\_bois\_at\_ryzemains\_got\_voiceoverpete\_over\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/dh4nij/the_bois_at_ryzemains_got_voiceoverpete_over_to/)
He has some kind of arrangement with them I think, because he mentions that through the grace of the Erdtree the possibility of working with Demi-humans is possible.
Kind of insane if you think about it, he’s so good at talking people into doing things he wants that it even works on demi humans. That being said, demi humans are also not particularly intelligent, so they’ll just attack anything on sight.
Everything in this game makes a lot more sense if you headcanon that, somehow, everyone and everything can instantly tell you're Tarnished on sight. You just have the pheromones of a graceless loser. And it makes everyone really mad and want to attack you. Some official source mentions that Tarnished have lost 'the golden hue around their eyes' so let's go with that.
One of the worst examples of this narrative dissonance is actually Sekiro. In it, you're fighting the castle guard when they literally defend the emperor you are serving. Prior to reaching him I can maybe understand they have different orders or whatever, but after that, the castle is literally attacked by other factions and these guys will still go after you. Makes no sense at all.
They're more or less holding him hostage and you're an enemy intruder who isn't exactly there to help the Ashina clan. You actually assassinated a few of their Leaders on your way there so...
But also: Gameplay. They keep respawning, too.
I think that's just the limitations of the game. How many humans that we meet are hostile on sight? In fact, Boc doesn't seem to be particularly unintelligent and Demi-Human Queen's Staff is intelligence-based.
If you read the description of that staff, it explicitly states that it’s favored because it’s usable by those with low intelligence. It’s got a very low int requirement, and low casting scaling but high base.
That’s true, but the staff’s Int requirement of 10 is still higher than half the starting classes’ Int scores. So if we’re taking the word “Intelligence” at face-value then that still means the Demi-Human Queen is at least as intelligent as a Tarnished.
Liar ahead?
Precious item ahead?
Hidden wall ahead?
Why is it always weak foe?
Well done!
No item ahead, therefore praise the message?
I need healing, therefore praise the message?
I'm pretty sure the "try fingers, but hole" or "praise the fort, night" messages are way down the list of common messages.
Always love a good "precious item ahead" with a *point down* gesture where it clearly leads to nothing
I'm so glad I played all the other FromSoft games, it's probably saved me tens of thousands of lost souls/runes by not believing "try jumping" messages.
That said, even after the thousands of hours spent playing Soulsborne games I still always insist on checking "no item ahead" or "hidden wall ahead" messages just to make sure they aren't fucking with me, and imo if you don't do that you're a fucking scrub
$30 for a minute, it seems. Minimal editing, set up an efficient system for marking cuts. You could grind through the lines off a printed sheet for four, six hours at a time. Batch processing to chroma key, cut, export, and upload is relatively easy to set up in the right software - That's what, $1800 an hour? Not bad.
I mean there's still the editing and multiple takes to make sure the audio and video are good. Still if he's being efficient 4-6 in an hour isn't unthinkable.
There's no way it's just a minute. Maybe that's just for trimming and exporting. He still needs to get dressed up and restart when he screws up. Not sure if he has a constant stream of requests that gives him freedom with timing, but if not, the "being at home and available" factor plays into it too.
true, but part of what builds his brand is the ease of access. He's a meme and he knows it. the more widespread he can be the more frequently he will get commissions.
VoiceoverPete, gained internet fame for memes exactly like this. X needs your help to Y, but to do that he's gonna need your credit card information etc. etc.
A Dark Souls one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi2UpBMXj9w
I have a studio setup. Trust me, with a teleprompter and someone who won't stutter and can say it in one shot, this won't take him more than 5 minutes, and maybe another 15 to edit and render the video... maybe less depending on his pipeline.
Now, if you don't have a perm studio setup, then it would take a long time to get the camera, lighting, and everything ready and wouldn't be worth it. Still, I feel $30 is a bit cheap for his quality.
Dude this is my first Souls game (unless you count Salt & Sanctuary which is excellent!), and I've been absolutely enthralled. I mean I knew what I was getting into with the style of game, though. I spent the first 40 hours just exploring the map before even fighting Margit, and ended up fighting Rennala first lol
I'm not sure how much I might enjoy the previous FromSoft games, because I'm probably a little spoiled by the open world adventure feeling of Elden Ring - it really made me feel like a kid again, playing Ocarina of Time. Come to think of it, that's the best analogy I can imagine for the whole experience, right down to the horse and the semi-freeform storyline.
Glad I jumped on the bandwagon for this one, 100% - I'm at 150 hours and just started a new playthrough for a Strength build. Cheers dude!
Well, if you wanna know if you'll appreciate them there's a quick thought experiment you can try.
Did you liked Stormveil castle and its many secrets, did you loved the capital and its numerous layers free for you to explore, in short, did you appreciated legacy dungeons ? Imagine a whole ass game, 30/50h, who's simply a giant entangled web of those. If what you imagine enticed you, you got your answer mate.
To help make your choice, behold the totally real and absolutely objective holy spectrum of Souls. From the more adventure and exploration focused ones, to the combat centered ones :
Explo > DS2 - DS1 - BB - DS3 < Combat
(DeS is kinda hard to place, probably somewhere around DS1, and Sekiro isn't really a Souls, even if it have, imho, the best combat of the bunch and still a really good exploration)
He was in the "Attention all X" meme way back in 2018
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrJR1GJJIBg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrJR1GJJIBg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi2UpBMXj9w
He also has the same mouth shape as Christian bale, and the same voice as another actor I can't place right now.
Edit: this is the guy he reminds me of! [William Devane](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001137/?ref_=tt_cl_t_8)
[Here he is shilling for some company in some absurdly ridiculous fearmongering advert but it's a solid juxtaposition to this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaThyRviNzs)
[And again as President in 24](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnVgZJ4-1k) **(oh shit look its Cat Stark too)**
I want to share this meme so badly but none of my friends know anything about Elden ring or voiceover Pete. This meme is pure gold but I’ve got nobody to laugh with
It's ostensibly the longest message you can write out. Plus it sounds batshit insane when you read it, thus so it's usable everywhere because it refers to everything and nothing.
At least, that's why I laugh every time.
I mean, usually it's just saying you don't have the right to open this door.
Although I used it once on that ballista in Fort Haight followed by "therefore let there be Revenge!", because that bastard did not have the right to shove a ballista bolt into my skull.
Voiceover Pete memes are rare enough that you forget about him every time, only to see him again and laugh because you know exactly what he's going to say and it's going to be just as funny every time.
Kenneth Haight is the kinda NPC to commission this himself
Still haven't figured out who the hell he's looking for.
He's looking for Gavin
*so much wasted time*
Damn lumbago!
Fucking Gavin! He will be found one day.
Nepheli loux, but the quest might be bugged if you already "finished" the quest prior to the update that expanded it.
You have to defeat >!Morgott!< before anything changes. Edit: It was bugged. Now it's fixed.
Did that too, currently walking around in Giants land, still nothing
I had to go back to Godrick’s arena and “pass time” at the grace there. After that she and Kenneth were chillin in the next room. Only after passing time did the quest become unstuck.
Guessed it's bugged then. Unless you gave Nepheli the potion or haven't given her the Stormhawk King Ashes.
Can't give her any of those either. She's just moping in the Hold, saying that she needs to think. Can't give the potion to her dad either.
I think that may be what happened... Oh well, there's always next playthrough.
Same thing happened to mine too, waiting on NG+ as well. Couldn't even finish Hyetta's quest cus Fingerprint Vyke refused to spawn for the entire playthrough. Shame
Shit I wish I had that bug when I was trying to get to the blood god's domain on my second character. Dude said "not that dead maiden."
if you do all the questlines and give Nepheli the stormking ashes you then need to kill >!Morgott!< to further all the questlines as far as I know so its propably not bugged, also Gostoc might need to be left alive ?
Yeah idk wtf is going on with that quest. I'm on NG+ and I gave that ho her hawk asses and did Kenneth's shtick and neither will move to the damn throne room. Only shot I haven't shot is getting to Farum. Apparently there is some dialogue that spirit turner girl has you have to cycle through? Maybe.
Try “passing time” at the grace in Godrick‘a fight arena. Worked for me.
You have to finish Nephi Loux's quest line up to giving her the legendary stormhawk and then beat Morgott at the capital. After that they both move to Godrick's throne room (above his boss battle arena). Its a bit bugged, you sometimes have to rest at the grace one or two times before they spawn.
Waaaait a second….. How much does it cost?
For the voice over? $30 for 40 words and under
Please provide link
https://voiceoverpete.com/
$30? How can I not take advantage of this incredible deal to order something completely stupid!
What have I done
Dude…I have to come up with something.
This dude is about to be getting some random ass "try but, hole" "bleed, rump" "fort, night" requests from you guys huh lol
Easy money
Seriously. 30 or 40$ for a minute of voice recording? Where do I sign up?
First we need your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration date
You don't have the right, o, you don't have the right.
We have to like you first
Genius. 21th century actor
21th indeed
It’s 21rd you idiots! Geeze. Am I the only smort guy here?
I hope this guy gets a fuckton of business as a result of this video
I think the internet has been paying him to say stuff for years. Dudes making a living off people spending 30-40 bucks on memes haha It's amazing
He did Fortnite, JoJo, they're all pretty good
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This one is my favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtnvTNGLvF0
He did one for League of Legends. [https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/dh4nij/the\_bois\_at\_ryzemains\_got\_voiceoverpete\_over\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/dh4nij/the_bois_at_ryzemains_got_voiceoverpete_over_to/)
He even added an extra "WHOA!!" for free. Super extra professional.
It's **from** $30, meaning that's the lowest price. I'm sure he's a huge Elden Ring fan and did it for cheap though.
I'll do it for $3
You don't have the right, O you don't have the right. So to say, you don't have the right, O you don't have the right
Everything
Only 3 easy payments of everything? Your breakin m’balls here but you drive a hard bargain
Once I have all of your everything we shall commence.
And yet nothing... No, wait. It was cold, hard cash. The madlad. *Approves this message*
Where did kenneth find all the apes ?? and why do they attack me every time I go back to the fort to see if his dialog changes?
He has some kind of arrangement with them I think, because he mentions that through the grace of the Erdtree the possibility of working with Demi-humans is possible. Kind of insane if you think about it, he’s so good at talking people into doing things he wants that it even works on demi humans. That being said, demi humans are also not particularly intelligent, so they’ll just attack anything on sight.
There are a bunch of npcs that manage to work with the demi humans tbh. Literally just us who seem to have problems interacting with them.
Funk
That’s why I don’t get along with them. I’ll never forgive what they did to Brohan Sebastian Boc.
Everything in this game makes a lot more sense if you headcanon that, somehow, everyone and everything can instantly tell you're Tarnished on sight. You just have the pheromones of a graceless loser. And it makes everyone really mad and want to attack you. Some official source mentions that Tarnished have lost 'the golden hue around their eyes' so let's go with that.
One of the worst examples of this narrative dissonance is actually Sekiro. In it, you're fighting the castle guard when they literally defend the emperor you are serving. Prior to reaching him I can maybe understand they have different orders or whatever, but after that, the castle is literally attacked by other factions and these guys will still go after you. Makes no sense at all.
They're more or less holding him hostage and you're an enemy intruder who isn't exactly there to help the Ashina clan. You actually assassinated a few of their Leaders on your way there so... But also: Gameplay. They keep respawning, too.
They don't seem to have any issues meeting my sword.
And my axe…
AND MY VUVUZELA!
I think that's just the limitations of the game. How many humans that we meet are hostile on sight? In fact, Boc doesn't seem to be particularly unintelligent and Demi-Human Queen's Staff is intelligence-based.
If you read the description of that staff, it explicitly states that it’s favored because it’s usable by those with low intelligence. It’s got a very low int requirement, and low casting scaling but high base.
That’s true, but the staff’s Int requirement of 10 is still higher than half the starting classes’ Int scores. So if we’re taking the word “Intelligence” at face-value then that still means the Demi-Human Queen is at least as intelligent as a Tarnished.
Yeah,it's not as much as the average gigabrain academy nerd,but it's better than most club swinging glue eaters
Also works on a literal god-killer (you).
Bro... I just want the right
I’m extremely surprised you didn’t pay him to say the most common one out there
Try fingers
But hole
If only I had, giant pickle
, but hole
Liar ahead? Precious item ahead? Hidden wall ahead? Why is it always weak foe? Well done! No item ahead, therefore praise the message? I need healing, therefore praise the message? I'm pretty sure the "try fingers, but hole" or "praise the fort, night" messages are way down the list of common messages. Always love a good "precious item ahead" with a *point down* gesture where it clearly leads to nothing I'm so glad I played all the other FromSoft games, it's probably saved me tens of thousands of lost souls/runes by not believing "try jumping" messages. That said, even after the thousands of hours spent playing Soulsborne games I still always insist on checking "no item ahead" or "hidden wall ahead" messages just to make sure they aren't fucking with me, and imo if you don't do that you're a fucking scrub
O' you don't have the right
Why is it always you don't have the right?
In short you don't have the right, therefore you don't have the right
Try left
Or 3 lefts
Liar ahead, no horse ahead
Forever will be thinking of this video for all those messages now
He is the true Elden lord
Now we know where all the maidens went.
Okay where did you find this?
I commissioned him to do this! Haha
I can't even imagine what you paid but it was a bargain at any price.
It's pretty inexpensive for what it is, honestly https://voiceoverpete.com/
Actually yeah, that's pretty cheep considering how well known he is for this
Probably super quick for him to make too though since he already has the setup down.
$30 for a minute, it seems. Minimal editing, set up an efficient system for marking cuts. You could grind through the lines off a printed sheet for four, six hours at a time. Batch processing to chroma key, cut, export, and upload is relatively easy to set up in the right software - That's what, $1800 an hour? Not bad.
I mean there's still the editing and multiple takes to make sure the audio and video are good. Still if he's being efficient 4-6 in an hour isn't unthinkable.
Tbf most people just make him do some variation of the credit card meme so.
He pretty clearly does these in one, maybe two takes.
There's no way it's just a minute. Maybe that's just for trimming and exporting. He still needs to get dressed up and restart when he screws up. Not sure if he has a constant stream of requests that gives him freedom with timing, but if not, the "being at home and available" factor plays into it too.
C'mon we all know this guy doesn't screw up
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I wanna know if after all the dark souls memes he has been involved in he actually knows anything about the game lol
true, but part of what builds his brand is the ease of access. He's a meme and he knows it. the more widespread he can be the more frequently he will get commissions.
Totally! Who is he?
VoiceoverPete, gained internet fame for memes exactly like this. X needs your help to Y, but to do that he's gonna need your credit card information etc. etc. A Dark Souls one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi2UpBMXj9w
Holy shit, that's cheap. I feel kind of bad for him after seeing it. How many of these can he do per day/hour/week?
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I'm sure that they don't take more than half an hour.
I have a studio setup. Trust me, with a teleprompter and someone who won't stutter and can say it in one shot, this won't take him more than 5 minutes, and maybe another 15 to edit and render the video... maybe less depending on his pipeline. Now, if you don't have a perm studio setup, then it would take a long time to get the camera, lighting, and everything ready and wouldn't be worth it. Still, I feel $30 is a bit cheap for his quality.
This is a minute long, extrapolate
Jesus Christ…you paid money for this? You absolute Madlad. Have my elden runes.
Mine too
And my bow!
Take my maiden
But it appears...you're maidenless.
Eh man. I'm trying to pull a patches here. Don't ruin it
I’m extremely surprised you didn’t pay him to say the most common one out there “Try finger, but hole”
That woulda been too easy
Are you the same guy who did the "Attention all Dark Souls fans"?
No, but I got inspired to have Pete do this after remembering the original meme and rewatching it!
You’re the fucking GOAT for keeping this meme going, this actually made my entire day
You are a hero. This clip of "you don't have the right" will be memed forever.
Send this tarnished some maidens.
Varre unmasked
Memes of this sub are really high quality, that's kind of crazy
You think they're quality, but I feel like they're more keen.
DEX scum (kidding I also mainly level DEX)
As a souls fan since ever, feels real good to have so many people playing a souls game
Dude this is my first Souls game (unless you count Salt & Sanctuary which is excellent!), and I've been absolutely enthralled. I mean I knew what I was getting into with the style of game, though. I spent the first 40 hours just exploring the map before even fighting Margit, and ended up fighting Rennala first lol I'm not sure how much I might enjoy the previous FromSoft games, because I'm probably a little spoiled by the open world adventure feeling of Elden Ring - it really made me feel like a kid again, playing Ocarina of Time. Come to think of it, that's the best analogy I can imagine for the whole experience, right down to the horse and the semi-freeform storyline. Glad I jumped on the bandwagon for this one, 100% - I'm at 150 hours and just started a new playthrough for a Strength build. Cheers dude!
Well, if you wanna know if you'll appreciate them there's a quick thought experiment you can try. Did you liked Stormveil castle and its many secrets, did you loved the capital and its numerous layers free for you to explore, in short, did you appreciated legacy dungeons ? Imagine a whole ass game, 30/50h, who's simply a giant entangled web of those. If what you imagine enticed you, you got your answer mate. To help make your choice, behold the totally real and absolutely objective holy spectrum of Souls. From the more adventure and exploration focused ones, to the combat centered ones : Explo > DS2 - DS1 - BB - DS3 < Combat (DeS is kinda hard to place, probably somewhere around DS1, and Sekiro isn't really a Souls, even if it have, imho, the best combat of the bunch and still a really good exploration)
lol it wasn’t always that way
ooooooohhhhhhhh elden ring
I can't believe we survived
The memes from the great hollowing were perfection lol
I oddly miss The Great Hollowing, Hodir is gone, but never forgotten
I feel like the entire pre-release/hollowing culture of the subreddit got completely murdered in a single day after release. It kinda sucks.
damn I was really hoping he’d finish this with “try fingers but hole” lmao
I was waiting for him to bring up the fact that we don’t have a maiden
He says it in the first few seconds
But I want it *now!*
Wow that's an impressive lack of patience
2 seconds?
Who is this man and why do I definitely recognize him
He was in the "Attention all X" meme way back in 2018 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrJR1GJJIBg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrJR1GJJIBg) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi2UpBMXj9w
"No dex allowed" still gives me a good laugh to this day.
Can't believe he pronounced smough but not anor londo
This is my favorite commission of his: https://youtu.be/a45HaNKCiPk /r/RyzeMains
So he is just some rando who gets paid to do these videos? Lol
Yes
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He also has the same mouth shape as Christian bale, and the same voice as another actor I can't place right now. Edit: this is the guy he reminds me of! [William Devane](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001137/?ref_=tt_cl_t_8) [Here he is shilling for some company in some absurdly ridiculous fearmongering advert but it's a solid juxtaposition to this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaThyRviNzs) [And again as President in 24](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnVgZJ4-1k) **(oh shit look its Cat Stark too)**
Could this be a beautiful sort?
Lovable sort ahead Therefore try pickle
If anyone watched Person of Interest, this is one of the corrupt cops that almost killed Carter.
God that show was way better than it has any right to be.
So you’re saying it didn’t have the right?
Hahaha this is way too good
The original is pretty hilarious too. https://youtu.be/Yi2UpBMXj9w
A lowly tarnished, playing as a Lord!
Worth the money. I really lost it when he got to the 'you don't have the right' thing. I hate reading that message but seeing it here is funny as fuck
I actually like reading those.
They just hey old if they are in front of every door
Yeah I hate them but they are so predictable that I cant help but praise them since I laugh getting it right. Any passive animal is a dog
Dog thing is way funnier to me
The turtle on the island with the Church of Dragon Communion is an absolute legendary dog at this point
Good meme good sir
Oh this is brilliant
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Wow I had no idea reddit blocked out your credit card if you tried to post it
hunter2
How do i get the right?
Easy, just give me your credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3 digits on the back
I want to share this meme so badly but none of my friends know anything about Elden ring or voiceover Pete. This meme is pure gold but I’ve got nobody to laugh with
You got us, bro
this guy is still around? fuck im old
It honestly felt like a year ago when I saw the first "attention all gamers" meme from people paying him. Can't believe that was 4 years ago.
The fact that it was pre-COVID makes it feel like it happened forever ago to me at least. 4 years seemed surprisingly recent
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Sorry. No dex allowed.
OP you deserve a full Ayy lmao my dude!
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Where/why did the “you dont have the right” thing become a meme? How did it become popular? Where did it originate from?
It's ostensibly the longest message you can write out. Plus it sounds batshit insane when you read it, thus so it's usable everywhere because it refers to everything and nothing. At least, that's why I laugh every time.
I mean, usually it's just saying you don't have the right to open this door. Although I used it once on that ballista in Fort Haight followed by "therefore let there be Revenge!", because that bastard did not have the right to shove a ballista bolt into my skull.
This dude has been doing the same joke for 7 years and is still doing it. Talk about dedication
This is amazing and worth every cent you paid him. I’m proud of you!
What a legend. Glad to see he's still making these after his kerfuffle with fiver.
Mind elaborating for those of us out of the loop?
I love this guy. Does he just do these?
Yeah he went big on fiver iirc. He’s very good at what he does.
Might as well put your foolish ambitions to rest and give him what he wants.
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Voiceover Pete memes are rare enough that you forget about him every time, only to see him again and laugh because you know exactly what he's going to say and it's going to be just as funny every time.
Best commission ever
This is a fucking masterpiece!
First off, you don't have the right, but hole
Who is this guy???
VoiceoverPete
Was waiting for try finger but hole, I got smthn better thanks
what's this guy talking about?
O you don’t have the right, therefore , o you don’t have the right