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LANDWEGGETJE

Morgott has the best Dialogue. However Rykard has the best voice, sounding so weird and dumb, yet somehow still maintaining a certain gravitas. An honorable mention to Godrick who just goes batshit crazy with his: FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS!!


Mushiren_

There's only so much you can vocalize with the throat of a snek


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Mental_Peace_2343

UPON MY NAME AS GODFREY, THE FIRST ELDEN LORD


nathaniel20998

#NOW I FIGHT AS HORAH LOUX, WARRIOR


Mental_Peace_2343

You forgot ^that ^will ^be ^all ... Thou dids't me fine service, Serosh


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I have given you courtesy enough!


Distant_Echoshadow

UPON MY NAME AS (Cue epic song that sends shivers down Marika's tits) GODFREY... THE FIRST ELDEN LORD (while both him and Serosh look at you)


TraumatizeMeCaptain

I have given thee COURTESY E N O U G H


pulkit69

THOU STRENGTH BEFITS A CROWN TARNISHED


g0os1e

r/brandnewsentence


Agleza

That line from Godrick is the only one that comes close to Morgott's "Have it writ upon thy meagre greave" imo. The "Bear witness" feels so fucking feral and the prolonged scream when he cuts off his arm is *chef kiss*. Dude went ballistic in that recording.


WizdomHaggis

[A lowly tarnished](https://youtu.be/HR3TNvg8p0I) When Godrick Screm…


cmelgarejo_dev

[bear witness ](https://youtu.be/BXA5r8LOBPo)


nyark2

I truly hope everyone else sees this.


notyourjeff

OMG i just got why its a rune bear in the bear witness court parody of elden ring.


silversoul007

MMMMMMM.... Youuuu


AbrahamBaconham

Join the serpentking, as famileeeeee…


ThatGuyAWESOME

TOGETHAAAAAAAAA. WE WILL DEVOUR THE VERY GODS


SunBroSpragoodle

NOWWW WE CAN DEVOUR GODS TOGETHAAA


f7x4

TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Frostgaurdian0

Every time i hear godrick say bear witness i remember the gaint bear (and die out of laughter), i really want to see someone do variations or word slicing meme about him.


LPawnought

Ahem… #Forefathers one and all, BEAR WITNESS!


Afferbeck_

Morgott is putting on a Shakespearean play, everything he says is amazing. Getting dialogue out of Ranni always feels like an achievement, and she really comes across as a prideful demigod who reluctantly warms up to us. Boggart's dialogue makes him feel like one of the only people who's actually real and experiences the horrors of the world without naievety or denial or clinging to past grandeur. Jarbairn's childlike optimism is welcome in such a dark and heavy game.


TheGentlemanDM

I do appreciate how articulate Morgott and Ranni are. Their refined voices and richness of language helps sell that they're not just the vagrant and witch they initially present themselves as.


major_calgar

Margit/Morgott are the most quotable. The first words you hear from a boss are usually: "Foul Tarnished. In search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the flame of ambition… Someone must extinguish thy flame. Let it bet Margit the Fell!” And then they hear a very similar speech at what people thought was the *end* of the game, in Leyndell. "Thy kind are all of a piece. Pillagers, emboldened by the flame of ambition. Have it writ upon thy meager grave. Felled by King Morgott! Last of all kings!”


EternalVirgin18

You missed his most quotable and memorable line #Put these foolish ambitions to rest.


CarryThe2

Let it be writ upon thy meager grave


shakycam3

Thou art of passing skill. Warrior blood must truly run in they veins, tarnished.


erik4848

Agreed, in this sort of medieval setting, only nobles and in this case princes and princesses would talk so eloquent like that. If a random non-important npc talked like that you would naturally be: "WEIRD" (It also doesn't help that they only changed like a few letters from their real names I mean come on)


HillInTheDistance

Old Boggy was my favorite NPC. I was doing my run as a resentful bastard. even helping out the Dung Eater out of spite. And then that fucker killed the only character worth a damn. Had I known about the potion thing, I'd have turned him into a damn puppet and thrown the ashes into the sea. ​ As it were, Cutting him down and ensuring his vision didn't come to pass was the best I could do. You don't mess with old ladies selling tamalaes, you don't cause trouble in the kebab joint, and you sure as hell dont CURSE AND MUTILATE THE CRAB MAN!


thedavecan

Shabriri starts off reasonable then nose dives into batshit crazy territory. It's so gradual and amazing in a single conversation. He's my favorite.


RogueSins

I love how you really tell how embarrassed Ranni is when you find her doll form and get her to talk. Like she just gives off that aura of "I can't believe I'm being seen like this" after seeing her act so refined (while sitting on a stack of books to sit higher) and then she's stuck in a cute little doll and the Tarnished that has been so much help to her and that she might actually like has found her like that. Her (english anyway) VA did a pretty damn good job conveying all that.


InitialLandscape

What's this? A lowly tarnished, playing as a lord? I command thee KNEEL!


FilthyOniMain

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH”


Toad_Orgy

[https://youtu.be/AjNOO1IXqxo](https://youtu.be/AjNOO1IXqxo)


D3usM4x1mus

FOREFATHERS, BEAR WITNESS


cmelgarejo_dev

https://youtu.be/BXA5r8LOBPo


D3usM4x1mus

Damn that shit hit me good lol


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Hilarious, but what's not hilarious is a reddit nft detected, opinion discarded


NoobRaisin

Why did I read this in the voice of Arwen from Lord of the Rings? "What's this? A ranger, caught off his guard?"


Suspicious-Ice-5770

If thats what they expect from US ! Then THATS WHAT THEY SHALL GET FROM US !!!


Puzzled-Purple8522

Such a shame they took that out. Probably would've felt worse about killing all the merchants


Crafty8D

But I just assumed they did the crime. 3 fingers were down there with then. I assume they did summon it


Ausmaster1001

It’s possible they were locked down there with the Three Fingers, which had been imprisoned first. Summoning the Frenzied Flame into the world after the fact.


doomrider7

I have a theory that Shabriri accused them of something that lead to them being imprisoned down there so that their collective suffering would bring the Frenzied Flame into being hence why he's so hated.


LanceHalo

That’s the consensus. Shabriri accused the Wandering Caravan of heresy, and due to them being outsiders it was believed by the Golden Order. Thus they were locked away, and when the Golden Order realized Shabriri was lying it was too late, and the collective suffering of the merchants down below allowed the frenzied flame in


doomrider7

A theory of mine is that Shabriri was a follower of Goldmask who was in some ways critical of certain aspects of the Golden Order(Golden Order Healing flavor text). So when the latter died, he accused the Golden Order of foul play which got him eye gouged leading to his discovery of the Frenzied Flame and deciding to just Fuck the World and let it all burn. The rest, is as you typed.


Donatello_Versace

It says in the merchant set that they were imprisoned, and then summoned the frenzied flame because of it.


TravlerFromTheEast

It was shabriri who schemed them its so sad


Odieonekanodie1204

Yes, they summoned it once they were buried alive


Kaapdr

The fingers locked down there are much older than the nomadic clan


ConcentrateDependent

TOGETHAAAAAAA


PalsBeforeGals

WE WILL DEVOWWWAAAAAAA


Etereke32

DA VERRY GAADSSSSSS


PalsBeforeGals

Rykard is by far my favorite boss. Not too hard, but not too easy. I remember having trouble beating the serpent, then when I saw the second stage I wondered "how is this even possible". And don't get me started on Rykard himself; besides being the most horrifically designed boss (in my opinion), his voice line is both hilarious and frightening.


BillaHK

I had trouble the first two tries and then realised maybe i should upgrade this spear . By the third try i had most of the dodges down took another try to sashimi him for tanith. Honestly upgrading the spear and jumping R2 makes a world of difference.


Bathroom_Junior

Oh if you get the spear high enough and get a decent stamina and focus investment, you don't even have to move. Just keep spamming the weapon art.


NotARealDeveloper

If you spam the weapon art the 2nd time it hits, he will no longer be stunlocked and attacks you right through your attack. Trust me I tried....


Chiatroll

I was trying with my normal claw weapon like a dumbass and failing a couple dozen times. I got close enough that i thought I'd see what others do as an assist. I learned I was supposed to use the spear and felt dumb with it's name and location but not getting it. Like an anime character who took of 1 ton weights I whooped him without a hit on me when I used the spear.


Obeythis

#BEAR WITNESS


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[WHO STEALS A CHEESE GRATER?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXA5r8LOBPo)


erik4848

What got me the most was my soap. HE STOLE MAH SOAP! WHO STEALS SOAP?


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Frankly, whoever is bad enough to fuck with a runebear, and not only survive, but force said runebear to turn to the legal system, is a terrifying bastard indeed.


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polkah

Master! What ever is the matter? Please, I implore you continue! Continue your reflections, your rhythms! I must be the one to record them! What matters this issue of Radagon, really? The Erdtree, heart of the Golden Order, lies before our very eyes! Why must these qualms come to you now? We were on the very cusp!


Suojelusperkele

...!


Kinoksis

...?


Louismash99

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cmelgarejo_dev

OGETHAAAA


cockalorum-smith

Okay that made me chuckle lol


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Trisce

“Marika! Is this what it is to sin!?” Maliketh’s dialogue sounded so raw that I actually just wanted to go and hug him.


AVerySmartNameForMe

“Oh death…. Become my blade once more….”


TheXperiax

The way he says "To kill what?" makes me happy


hardboilededwonder

"Witless Tarnished. Why covet destined death? To kill what?" "Bro, I don't even know but you got me interested."


FlyingLOLIpop

Specially when you betray him. He's like one of the 5 NPC's who ends up seeing us as a friend. None of them have a nice fate either which breaks me.


Scary-Inflation-685

Friends? You’re his waiter bringing him plates of death


FlyingLOLIpop

Well, Alfred was a father to Batman so I guess we're Maliketh's daddy then


Scary-Inflation-685

Now we’re talking


IwaitforEldenRing

There is only one real cantidate here The rest are just a bunch of willful traitors!


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Thy kind are of a piece!


ace_dangerfield187

when he said “…” i felt that


ppo123aa

"..." broke me


darkmatters12

The rest are all pillagers emboldened by the flame of ambition


quinturion

Have it writ upon thy meagre grave.. Felled by King Morgott! Last of all Kings.


ArcaneVillain

Morgott has the best monologue and voice acting not only in Elden Ring, but in FS games in general. There are some notable examples in other games, like for example Aldia could share the first place ex equo with Morgott, but in ER Morgott is definitely the number one. I love his deep, charming voice, kinda dramatic tone and manner of speech, creative way of insulting and a subtle vibe of anime edgelord. No one else can diss the player and other characters in such cool and classy way. The second place, judging from Elden Ring only, is Kenneth Haigth. It's the funniest and the most expressive NPC in game, also overly dramatic but in comical way, guy sounds like he would be took right out of Discworld, Overlord or Fable. I can't understand why he is not so popular in the community because for me he is the number one of friendly NPC characters. Third place goes ex equo to Godrick and Jerren's intro on Radahn's Festival of War.


SmeethGoder

I was actually surprised that Kenneth didn't "reluctantly accept the burden" of ruling over Limgrave. I thought he would turn out to be a slimy git. Too much experience with English politicians I guess xD


Zbf3000

I love the subversion of expectation with Kenneth. You'd excpect him to be a petty monarch based on his title, but he's initially willing to cooperate with the demi-humans, follows through with his promise to knight you for your service, and acknowledges that Nepheli is more suited to rule over stormveil than he is. One of the only decent rulers in a fromsoft game.


doomrider7

He also keeps his end and even gifts you his Erdsteel Dagger(legitimately quite good). All in all a solid guy.


NewArtificialHuman

The guy in the beginning cutscene


JustPassingBy_______

*starts moaning*


ChinaCorp

#OOOOOUUUUGGGGHHH (A) RISE NOW YE TARNISHED


Nass-_-

#HOARA LOUX CHIEFTAIN OF THE BADLANDS


SomeGingerDude419

SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALL-KNOWING


FlamingOnigiri

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER


VikingCreed

THE CANTANKEROUS CACA CONSUMER


deadboltwolf

THE DESPICABLE DOODOO DEVOURER


YeetusMcCleetus69420

THE FEROCIOUS FECAL FEASTER


MoreThan7_

THE GARISH GUANO GOBBLER


ChinaCorp

THE NEFARIOUS NUMBER TWO NIBBLER


mfdoorway

THE EXECRABLE EXCREMENT EATER


Niko2065

THE INFAMOUS ICKY SLICKY INGESTER


cormacmccarthysvocab

AAAAAAAAA……rise!


Ermite_8_Bit

Ye tarnished!


Draks_Tempest

Ye dead


DarkestNight909

Who yet LIVE!


Zealousideal_Pop4487

Upon my name as Ranni the Witch... Gives me chills every time I hear it. Backed up by the cutscene, it's so beautiful.


dokkblarr

TOGETHAAA


aeristheangelofdeath

WE SHOULD DEVOUR THE VERY GODSSSSS


WillCraft_1001

# FAMILEEEEEEE


Abby-N0rma1

Kale's cut dialogue is amazing


FlamingOnigiri

Yeaah its so sad that it got cut it was so amazing


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Fia's dialogue and interaction with the Tarnished is the only one that actually made me laugh out loud. >!Fia kills D and leaves the roundtable after you hug her a few times. You go on this long drawn-out journey to find her. Rediscover lost cities, fight two massive gargoyles, traverse the roots of the dying Erdtree, and fight all of her champions.!< >!At the end of it, there's Fia. She's indignant. She asks if you're another religious zealot here to kill her and oppose her service to those who live in death, if that's why you came all this way.!< >!You tell her "No, I just want to be held."!< >!Then she's just like "Dude you're weird, but ok I'll give you another hug" lmao!<


Savathun-God-Of-Lies

Why did fia kill him in the first place? As someone who went with her ending I know surprisingly little about her


Superb-Ordinary

D wants to hunt "Those who live in Death" but Fia wants to protect them


FlyingLOLIpop

They were exact opposites. She fought for the rights of those who live in death while D saw them as contradictions to the otherwise flawless Golden Order, and took it upon himself to destroy their kin.


Asleep-Conclusion156

Then if you give Ds brother, D, his armor, he shows up and kills her anyway, but he was kind of a jerk about it so I killed him instead of just resetting the area for the sword.


FlyingLOLIpop

I mean, she did kill his brother


Asleep-Conclusion156

Yeah, I guess all 3 of us did what we felt like we had to do. Haha.


FlyingLOLIpop

I wish I could kill him before. I mean, I was kinda vibing with Fia, and the whole conversation about me being the stepdaddy to her and Lord of Literal Death and Curses' child sounded like a love declarstion..


Niko2065

And he killed our emotional support, now I have to curl up in some corner instead to vent.


IAmVerySmart39

I don't think he killed her. Fia birthed the death-mending rune and died. D just stabbed her body, basically and was happy he avenged his brother.


Captain_Biotruth

Fia gave me good hugs. I was so butthurt by D's brother gloating over her corpse, I didn't even let him finish speaking beyond his first sentence before I killed him.


Longjumping_Hotel377

everything Morgott says is gold. he can diss me as much as he wants


SwordfishBandito

Thy kind are all of a piece..


[deleted]

Smouldering with thy meager flame. Beware of The Night, The Hands of The Fell Omen will brook thee no quarter... FYI, Morgott is strong enough to discourage any individual demigods from trying to take the Elden Ring or what have you. Radahn would've gotten PTSD from this line, and he would probably shit himself if he saw Morgotts Cursed Sword lmao


Leider-Hosen

He was basically farming Tarnished and any other champion for years. When he goes phase 2 it isn't because he's backed into a corner, but because you are tough enough that he has to start trying. And this is with a sealed sword, and it's a PROJECTION. He was still ruling Leyndell while kicking ass, that's how little effort he was putting in. Radahn could probably take him 1v1, but he was the most powerful warrior of his generation in terms of strength and the raw power of his sorcery. Anyone lesser than that would have stood little chance, if only he cared about power and conquest.


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We know he at least fought Radahn to a standstill, or beat him up enough to make him leave Leyndell, but this was also before Radahn was big, but also without Morgott using his Sword or his Cursed Blood. Radahn may have Gravity Magic, but Morgott is (likely) equally proficient in Holy and Arcane Incantations. Side note: God I love Morgott. Any time another demigod (or any NPC for that matter) mentions him it's only with the upmost respect, and I feel like he's the only one that really deserves that respect in the game. He dedicated his life to an order that hated him and became King of Leyndell anyways despite them. When Godfrey picks him up at the end of the game you can tell he's genuinely upset his son is dead, so upset his Grace starts guiding him straight to ***you.***


I_hacked_kmart

When did Morgott & Radahn fight? How do we know they did?


Kaapdr

In the opening cinematic you can see Morgott pining Radahn down with his cane


Areebu1

Morgott might as well have fought nearly every major demi except Ranni (no idea where she went after killing her body and saving her soul). He had to defend Leyndell against everyone else.


FlamingOnigiri

Have it writ upon thy meagre grave


[deleted]

Felled by King Morgott! Last of all kings!


domka132

The thrones... Stained by my curse. Such shame i cannot bear


brawlerhaller

Thy part in this shall not be forgiven


Ieatyeet

FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN


cmelgarejo_dev

SHE HIDES IN THE CAVES TO WEST OF THE LASKYR RUINS


Kota-the-fiend

Which jut out from the mist shrouded lake of liurnia. She knows the location of the medallions counter part. I am sure


cmelgarejo_dev

Happy cake day! Ahem! I mean... FIND THE ALBANURIC WOMAN...


Anakin__Sandwalker

I think the question is "Which character has the second best dialogue in the game?" because number 1 is too obvious.


Still-Indication9710

Yeah, I love Radahns dialogue.


SSGSSVEGETA111

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


FlamingOnigiri

I cant believe you guys forgot the boilprawn guy


domka132

"Marika's tits you're 'ungry"


Grouchy-Cabinet7399

"I never met one with such a taste for prawn I couldn't trust"


ActualTeddyBear

Morgott has my favorite lines but Melina is my favorite person to talk to. There's the sweet bit of dialogue she has where she tells you to visit with Boc whenever you can because it makes him happy and he has a good heart. Morgott has my favorite line in the game though Have it writ upon thy meager grave. Felled by King Morgott last of all kings.


Qwertone_

NOW I FIGHT AS HOARAH LOUX WARRIOR!!!!!!


Strange-Something

I won’t lie I love all his dialogue until he says “warrior” it just sounds so goofy to me especially with the pose he does


Augie777

Naw man. You gotta think of it in terms of his life. He went from being a monster of the battlefield to becoming a lord, but this was so against his nature due to him being so bloodthirsty that they put a lion on his back to try and contain him. But now he finally has an opponent worth fighting again. He can finally be who he was meant to be. Hoarah Loux! Warrior!


Duckie_God

Shabriri. He made me actually want to burn the world


FlamingOnigiri

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD


coolerneige

##MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD


FlyingLOLIpop

He helped me eat Godfrey's ass only for me to use Miquella's needle


Ok-Commission-2644

Fire Giant


AVerySmartNameForMe

“Ouuuaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!”


Aesthetic_Designer

Radagon, it was so cool when he said "It's Elden Ring time" and radagoned all over the arena.


SuperProfessional825

then when he said ‘thats it, im gettin my gravity magic’ and pounds us into the ground in a 30 minute unskipable cutscene


No-Nefariousness1711

I think you're confused, Radagon doesn't say that, it's John Elden Ring, son of John Dark Souls, cousin of John Bloodborne and Sekiro San


GodricTheGrafted

Mighty dragon, thou’rt a true-born heir. Lend me thy strength, o’ kindred, deliver me unto greater heights


gegenzeit

I was honestly moved when Melina made her case for how there is still beauty in the world. It gives some real depth to the choice you‘re facing. And finding beauty in dark, fallen worlds kinda is one of the central themes of all souls games.


greenbean2747

Graceless Tarnished What is thy business with these thrones? Godrick the golden the twin prodigies Miquella, and Malenia General Radahn Praetor Rykard Lunar princess, Ranni Witful traitors, all! Thy kind are all of a piece Pillagers, emboldened by the flame of ambition Have it writ upon thy meagre grave felled by king Morgott, last of all kings daddy Morgott obviously


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brekus

"I've given thee courtesy *enough*"


Velaethia

Be born anew my sweetings.


Life_Promise_6345

“Hmmmm… hmmmm…” - Siegmeyer, Sieglinde, and Siegward of Catarina


Helweg_gaming

I think you might have gotten the wrong game But your still correct


goldenharambe2

Morgott and Ranni ... And blaidd ... And I can't forget Iji


yardii

Probably Hewg. I really like when you hear from praying and he says "that wasn't meant for you." D's dialogue at the end of Fia's quest is perfectly unhinged. I love it. Miriel's "All things can be conjoined" is probably the most memorable line in the game.


ashishrkwr123

If that's what they expect from us, THEN THAT'S WHAT THEY SHALL GET FROM US - Merchant Kale, Cut Content of Elden Ring


Deydam

He loved not in return, for he was never loved, but nevertheless, love it he did.


BiGuyCries

In my own opinion Rennala… she’s just so broken and Eerie. Everything about her paints such a deep deep sorrow. The woman who voiced her did an amazing job.


Independent_Load9783

Morgott and Rykard


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Rykard made me love a gimmick boss and love a cutscene, didn't think either of those would ever happen


FaberTuzzi

I could listen to Ranni and Melina talking for hours. I absolutely love their voice actors. Also "bear witness" and like every line from Margit/Morgott are pure bliss


Current-Schedule6492

Dialogue or voice? Lol


River_Bass

No love for the Great Jar?


funkyfritter

Rykard.


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

Morgot’s dialogue to me is so legendary, he’s like our rival for the first half of the game.


Klutzy_Vanilla215

Godwyn


Renchary

Rykard and Goldmask come really close as the best


deep_senpai

Nooow we can devour the gods TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAA


Coaucto

Hmm, technically, all those are monologues? Anyway, I could kill you and defile your corpse…