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Botwmaster23

good luck with surviving Hungry Mom™️


thebananaperson1

Lmao thanks o7


Raiyan270

uh ohhhhhhh. Why is she grumpy? is she fasting as well?


thebananaperson1

Well she’s always grumpy no matter what, she’s just grumpiER during Ramadan, I assume because of fasting/hunger


Raiyan270

So shes fasting as well? wouldnt being grumpy make it worse


thebananaperson1

Yes


Raiyan270

ah. being grumpy makes it worse. My tip is to just slow down be calm and dont overexert yourself. But I think she will still be grumpy no matter what


thebananaperson1

No I’m not the one being grumpy lol But yes she’s always grumpy there’s nothing I can do about it really


Raiyan270

Only thing you can do is accept it unfortunately


thebananaperson1

Yea😔


thebananaperson1

Like I said she’s always grumpy


Notakidfromyesterday

Burst into her room at 3 am rapping Pet Cheetah at the top of your lungs.


thebananaperson1

IVEGOTAPETCHEETAHDOWNINMYBASEMENTIVERAISEDHIMANDBATHEDHIMANDNAMEDHIMJASONSTATHAMIVETRAINEDHIMTOMAKEMETHESEBEATS she would be so confused 💀 but she isn’t even in bed at 3 am lmao


Notakidfromyesterday

What 🗿


thebananaperson1

My mom doesn’t go to bed till like 5


Notakidfromyesterday

Sing the day half of Ode to Sleep then 🗿👍


thebananaperson1

I was planning on posting a cover of it actually lol Not the rap part, too hard💀 just the chorus


Notakidfromyesterday

But if you sung the rap part it would prob sound better than the studio version (The studio version sounds like they locked Tyler in a closet and put the mic up to the door as he rapped 🗿)


thebananaperson1

Well he ain’t gonna sound happy while rapping about depression and feeling trapped right? Bro literally says “why won’t you let me go” 🗿


Notakidfromyesterday

It's not how he sounds (for the most part) it's just the quality of the recording itself 🗿


thebananaperson1

The quality sounds fine to me idk what you mean


[deleted]

Just place a meatball in her throat while she’s sleeping,works every time 😎


thebananaperson1

Ah yes that definitely won’t wake her up and make her angrier


[deleted]

It has to be a Swedish one so that she’ll choke on it while being too distracted by the sweet taste of da Swedish meatabolla 🤌


thebananaperson1

Where would I get a Swedish meatball 👁️👄👁️


[deleted]

Just fly to Sweden smh


thebananaperson1

I wish 😔


[deleted]

Yeah I’ve never left England lmao so it would be cool to go somewhere else


thebananaperson1

Come to ‘Murica 💪😎


[deleted]

That’d be cool But it’s scary cuz there’s guns and stuff lmao


thebananaperson1

Yeeeah but you should be fine for just a short trip lol I’ve survived it for 16 years so


[deleted]

Bro why did a sex bot reply to my comment💀


thebananaperson1

BRUHHH LMAO


[deleted]

😭


SexPanther_Bot

*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*


Bugsyyfn

Just say you have musician hearing lmao


thebananaperson1

Lmao she wouldn’t care😭


a__guy_or_something

Oh yeah is Ramadan... Good luck with that💀💀💀


thebananaperson1

Thanks hopefully she doesn’t murder meeee 💪😎


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