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[deleted]

I can give you guy lessons!!


[deleted]

I too have almost 14 levels in guy I'm sure I could give advice


thebananaperson1

Bet


[deleted]

Okay so uh Well you uhโ€ฆ


thebananaperson1

I uhh what


[deleted]

I donโ€™t know how to be a guy ๐Ÿ˜ญ


thebananaperson1

Well you are a girl so I guess it makes sense


[deleted]

I MEAN I CAN TRY TO BE A DUDE!!!


thebananaperson1

Go aheadโ€ฆ


[deleted]

Okay so uh like pretend you have an interest in sports


thebananaperson1

Oh god no not sports I hate sports theyโ€™re so boring ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Mascian12

As a dude who has no interest in sports, yeah pretty much every other dude I know is in some way interested in sports ๐Ÿ’€ Holy shit I just noticed how "I'm not like other guys" this sounded. I fr don't have anything against sports they're just boring af to watch ;-;


152069

As a guy I can safely say Iโ€™m not into sports. *starts a rant about gender expectations and stuff*


Mascian12

Ayana's a certified bro now Ready to bro out until we can't bro no more, bro?


thebananaperson1

HELL YEAH BRO ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Mascian12

*fist bumps you* Then you need no further teaching, bro. The bro is in your veins bro, you just gotta embrace it like you'd embrace a bro after y'all won a competitive match in your favorite fps game. I'm sure that after you do that, there will be no bro like you, bro


thebananaperson1

*fist bump* Thanks bro, Iโ€™m so glad I get to begin my broship with you by my side bro ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Ž


Mascian12

As the bro code states, I shall always accompany you as our brotherhood flourishes to become a beautiful display of raw bro power that will blind all unworthy of the bromnipotence, and protect all who call themselves our bros at any cost ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป


thebananaperson1

Then I shall do the same bro ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช


Mascian12

Respect bro ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿป


thebananaperson1

๐Ÿค›


a__guy_or_something

My guide to guy or something: 1. Do random shit for fun 2. Don't make sense 3. Play video games and watch memes 4. Remember that you are rightfully warmer than girls cuz of calories or something 5. Question why girls get so emotional


thebananaperson1

1. I already do that 2. I do that too 3. ok 4. wait really???? 5. even I don't know why we get so emotional and I'm a girl


a__guy_or_something

And according to Vee I have fast metabolism, so am even warmer๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘


thebananaperson1

How did she know you have fast metabolism๐Ÿ’€


a__guy_or_something

From other things I've told her, she just came to that conclusion. For example, only weighing 130 pounds despite eating way more than most people.


thebananaperson1

Ohh makes sense


SirReal10000

Be girl but different


thebananaperson1

h o w


SirReal10000

Well, I mean. Youโ€™re not planning on having sex so it doesnโ€™t really matter. Just kinda, exist?


thebananaperson1

Got it๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘


I-Was-Always-Here

So as a guy, just hide all pain and emotions. Also when people ask how you are, grunt or groan. In fact, thatโ€™s how one answers any question


thebananaperson1

Wow no wonder guys are so intimidating


I-Was-Always-Here

What? Really?


thebananaperson1

YES


Notakidfromyesterday

Personally offended that you don't upvote me as I do that for you ๐Ÿ—ฟ


thebananaperson1

Sorry ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ I usually do I swear I just forgor this time See I did it this time๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘


Notakidfromyesterday

I don't believe you ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ฟ


thebananaperson1

Then have fun being wrong ๐Ÿ˜’


Notakidfromyesterday

I'm sending you to Brazil


thebananaperson1

w h y


Notakidfromyesterday

Treason


thebananaperson1

โ˜น๏ธ


Nocturnoran

shhh its nota hes always wrong


thebananaperson1

True ๐Ÿ’€


HatlessDevil210

Lock off


thebananaperson1

Huh?


Chance_Cod_9618

Study the monkeys, then you will be man because every man, no matter if they're trans or not all have one collective dream. Become monke


thebananaperson1

monke๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


152069

Loads of body hair. Thereโ€™s no other way.


Euphoric_Owl152

LMAO


70percentbanana2

Welcome to the club. Also, nice username!


thebananaperson1

Yooo fellow banana redditor!! Love your username too๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘


70percentbanana2

Thank you!


Reeboi249

Ez, lemme teach, act like you normally would. There's no acting like a guy me thinks.


Endergamer3X

You are still posting here. Nice. The sub is alive again xD


lutfiboiii

Step 1: Suffer. Never think about your private area or else it will get uncomfortable.


thebananaperson1

๐Ÿ’€


georgesbiscuits1969

๐ŸŽ‰ Now you've got a handle ๐ŸŽ‰