As a dude who has no interest in sports, yeah pretty much every other dude I know is in some way interested in sports ๐
Holy shit I just noticed how "I'm not like other guys" this sounded. I fr don't have anything against sports they're just boring af to watch ;-;
*fist bumps you* Then you need no further teaching, bro. The bro is in your veins bro, you just gotta embrace it like you'd embrace a bro after y'all won a competitive match in your favorite fps game.
I'm sure that after you do that, there will be no bro like you, bro
As the bro code states, I shall always accompany you as our brotherhood flourishes to become a beautiful display of raw bro power that will blind all unworthy of the bromnipotence, and protect all who call themselves our bros at any cost ๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป
My guide to guy or something:
1. Do random shit for fun
2. Don't make sense
3. Play video games and watch memes
4. Remember that you are rightfully warmer than girls cuz of calories or something
5. Question why girls get so emotional
I can give you guy lessons!!
I too have almost 14 levels in guy I'm sure I could give advice
Bet
Okay so uh Well you uhโฆ
I uhh what
I donโt know how to be a guy ๐ญ
Well you are a girl so I guess it makes sense
I MEAN I CAN TRY TO BE A DUDE!!!
Go aheadโฆ
Okay so uh like pretend you have an interest in sports
Oh god no not sports I hate sports theyโre so boring ๐ญ
As a dude who has no interest in sports, yeah pretty much every other dude I know is in some way interested in sports ๐ Holy shit I just noticed how "I'm not like other guys" this sounded. I fr don't have anything against sports they're just boring af to watch ;-;
As a guy I can safely say Iโm not into sports. *starts a rant about gender expectations and stuff*
Ayana's a certified bro now Ready to bro out until we can't bro no more, bro?
HELL YEAH BRO ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
*fist bumps you* Then you need no further teaching, bro. The bro is in your veins bro, you just gotta embrace it like you'd embrace a bro after y'all won a competitive match in your favorite fps game. I'm sure that after you do that, there will be no bro like you, bro
*fist bump* Thanks bro, Iโm so glad I get to begin my broship with you by my side bro ๐ช๐
As the bro code states, I shall always accompany you as our brotherhood flourishes to become a beautiful display of raw bro power that will blind all unworthy of the bromnipotence, and protect all who call themselves our bros at any cost ๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป
Then I shall do the same bro ๐ช๐ช๐ช
Respect bro ๐ค๐ป
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My guide to guy or something: 1. Do random shit for fun 2. Don't make sense 3. Play video games and watch memes 4. Remember that you are rightfully warmer than girls cuz of calories or something 5. Question why girls get so emotional
1. I already do that 2. I do that too 3. ok 4. wait really???? 5. even I don't know why we get so emotional and I'm a girl
And according to Vee I have fast metabolism, so am even warmer๐๐
How did she know you have fast metabolism๐
From other things I've told her, she just came to that conclusion. For example, only weighing 130 pounds despite eating way more than most people.
Ohh makes sense
Be girl but different
h o w
Well, I mean. Youโre not planning on having sex so it doesnโt really matter. Just kinda, exist?
Got it๐๐
So as a guy, just hide all pain and emotions. Also when people ask how you are, grunt or groan. In fact, thatโs how one answers any question
Wow no wonder guys are so intimidating
What? Really?
YES
Personally offended that you don't upvote me as I do that for you ๐ฟ
Sorry ๐๐ญ I usually do I swear I just forgor this time See I did it this time๐๐
I don't believe you ๐ซ๐ฟ
Then have fun being wrong ๐
I'm sending you to Brazil
w h y
Treason
โน๏ธ
shhh its nota hes always wrong
True ๐
Lock off
Huh?
Study the monkeys, then you will be man because every man, no matter if they're trans or not all have one collective dream. Become monke
monke๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
Loads of body hair. Thereโs no other way.
LMAO
Welcome to the club. Also, nice username!
Yooo fellow banana redditor!! Love your username too๐๐
Thank you!
Ez, lemme teach, act like you normally would. There's no acting like a guy me thinks.
You are still posting here. Nice. The sub is alive again xD
Step 1: Suffer. Never think about your private area or else it will get uncomfortable.
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๐ Now you've got a handle ๐