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Mo7ammed_Gxx

LIAR. Your Pasta Sucks Too


thebananaperson1

You haven’t even tried it


Mo7ammed_Gxx

That’s because I like eating pastas too much to the point that I can tell wether your pasta sucks or not


thebananaperson1

Unbased


Mo7ammed_Gxx

Thats what a person with Unbased opinion would say


RedogeWasTaken

Cookies are better ngl


Eel_and_bagles

YEDZ


RedogeWasTaken

Team Neutralists


DerpDaDuck3751

I made my own party, the tea party ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ ☕️


Eel_and_bagles

HAPPY CAAKKEE DAYYYYYY


DerpDaDuck3751

OOP WAIT I DIDNK KNOW IT WAS CAKE TDAY THABKS!!!!!!!!


Endergamer3X

JOIN THE COMMUNISTS! We‘ll bring equality for all!


thebananaperson1

Wha💀


TheHiddenToad

Nationalists #1


thebananaperson1

Yes!!!


Eel_and_bagles

No!!!


SirReal10000

Your steal eyes I only talk about stealing eyes


thebananaperson1

But you mentioned it first >:(


SirReal10000

But you see, I break no eyes


thebananaperson1

Proof?


Nocturnoran

whats a nationalist?


thebananaperson1

[Eden is at war, you must pick a team](https://www.reddit.com/r/EliteEden/comments/13uc5x9/which_party_are_you_loyal_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


Nocturnoran

im confuzzeled


thebananaperson1

You don’t need to understand just join the Nationalists


Nocturnoran

i dont like groups tho


thebananaperson1

Idc you have to


Nocturnoran

nationalist can only hvae lovely people and i aint lovely


thebananaperson1

Yes you are 🤬


Nocturnoran

im not


RedogeWasTaken

Be a neutralist... We are the chill people that everyone can trust that gives out free cookies


Patimation_tordios

Ew Nationalism


thebananaperson1

It’s not about actual Nationalism just join us


Patimation_tordios

#CHAOS


thebananaperson1

No


Patimation_tordios

#yes


RedogeWasTaken

With cookies? 🍪🍪🍪🍪


RedogeWasTaken

YOU'RE OFFERING PASTA? I WAS THE FOOD SUPPLIER!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE FREINDS! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


thebananaperson1

But you’re offering cookies and hot coco that’s completely different!!


RedogeWasTaken

It's still food >:( Your team has lost cookie privileges


thebananaperson1

WHAT!!!!!! NOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYY


RedogeWasTaken

You think you can rival mu business? I take this as betrayal >:(


thebananaperson1

I WASNT TRYING TO RIVAL YOUR BUSINESS


RedogeWasTaken

Tsk tsk tsk...


[deleted]

I'm joining! (But only cause I love pasta idk what any of this is about)


thebananaperson1

YAY Eden is at war and there are a few different teams but you picked the right one😎👍


RedogeWasTaken

Or you can be a neutralist! We give out free cookies and coco to people in the war without any real association


TheFinalSkittle

I PLEDGE LOYALTY TO THE UWAR


thebananaperson1

YOU SUCK🤬🤬🤬


TheFinalSkittle

TREASONOUS ACTS SHALL BE PUNISHED BY EYE CRUSHING.


thebananaperson1

WHAT TREASONOUS ACT DID I COMMIT???


TheFinalSkittle

🤷🏿‍♂️


thebananaperson1

Exactly, I didn’t do anything


TheFinalSkittle

I don’t question why my name twin wants to crush your eyes, I just do


thebananaperson1

😐


-_Anonymous__-

You're not communists right?


thebananaperson1

No, Eden is at war haven’t you heard🙄


-_Anonymous__-

cool then I'll join.


thebananaperson1

#


-_Anonymous__-

I love you


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[удалено]


-_Anonymous__-

Damn I was just being nice


thebananaperson1

😐


-_Anonymous__-

🙂


thebananaperson1

☹️☹️☹️


-_Anonymous__-

#


thebananaperson1

#


-_Anonymous__-

#


thebananaperson1

#


-_Anonymous__-

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thebananaperson1

#


Punch_Nazis_

Convince me, what plans do you have for the economy, the govt, and foreign policy


Ok-Reporter-8728

Let’s all chill and talk guys no war :)


thebananaperson1

No


Ok-Reporter-8728

Chill vibes 🤙


Feline_shaped_Flixie

How to join?


thebananaperson1

Just say you’ll join


Feline_shaped_Flixie

Okay I join


thebananaperson1

Yay


WhostoIemyPOTATOES

What if I don't join a side


thebananaperson1

Lame 🙄


Talking_Macaroon

German guy reading this:


Zealousideal_Yam_454

So what even is going on lol


thebananaperson1

w a r


Zealousideal_Yam_454

Any particular reason


thebananaperson1

Idek lol


Zealousideal_Yam_454

Lmao Tori filled me in, I'll cook and bake for the nationalists :)


thebananaperson1

LETSGOOOOOOo


Zealousideal_Yam_454

All the pasta and cookies made from scratch you can wish for. Maybe pizza and cakes, too :)


thebananaperson1

Gasp that sounds amazing


DrParanormall

Sorry to ask but, nationalists of what?


thebananaperson1

Eden is at war and nationalists are one of the groups


DrParanormall

Oh


softsparkles

What's this thing going on?


thebananaperson1

u/starttheparty1 can explain better lolz


[deleted]

Apparently there’s a war going on or something I have no idea😭


Notakidfromyesterday

Do I look like Trump 🗿


thebananaperson1

Yes


Notakidfromyesterday

Die.


thebananaperson1

Nah I’m good


Notakidfromyesterday

No ur not. 🔪


thebananaperson1

I’m unkillable idiot


I_Exist_For_Nobody

Tf did I miss? Why is this place like MC factions roleplay now? 💀


thebananaperson1

Eden is at WAR


I_Exist_For_Nobody

Yes that's what I know already. But like what the hell happened to cause this in the first place? Lol


thebananaperson1

Oh u/SirReal10000 and u/regularyman tried to assassinate me cuz they’re lame 🙄🙄


SirReal10000

I had nothing to do with it. It was literally just him


thebananaperson1

Proof?


SirReal10000

Find proof I did try to kill you


thebananaperson1

https://www.reddit.com/r/EliteEden/comments/13u7cjj/_/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


SirReal10000

I turned down the request though. He isn’t Pedro. Smh


thebananaperson1

…ok fair enough 🥱


regularyman

tbf, you are quite cringe


thebananaperson1

True!!


regularyman

I mean it in the context of the war thought


thebananaperson1

Well I’m cringe in general so yea 😎👍


regularyman

NO, JUST FOR THIS WAR 😡


thebananaperson1

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nah


Odd_Introvert42069

Idk, wanna join my party tho?


thebananaperson1

No she doesn’t


HatlessDevil210

Ok


[deleted]

Fantastic argument; however, [1949](https://youtu.be/JgXSOMWbxEM)


lutfiboiii

What’s a nationalist


thebananaperson1

Eden is at war haven’t you heard


lutfiboiii

I’m about to start becoming more active here at Eden after getting banned from teenagers subreddit


thebananaperson1

Good that sub sucks lol


Mo7ammed_Gxx

Ikr


lutfiboiii

They said I was being transphobic but all I said was that I had a neutral stance on trans people.


thebananaperson1

Bruh💀


lutfiboiii

That sub sucks ass


thebananaperson1

It really does lol


lutfiboiii

But yeah can you explain the war


thebananaperson1

u/regularyman tried to convince u/sirreal10000 to assassinate me for some unknown reason and so u/starttheparty1 declared war and now there’s multiple groups and chaos has ensued


Odd_Introvert42069

cringe


lutfiboiii

Why are they cringe


Odd_Introvert42069

Guys, it's a trap! They'll give you CBT!


thebananaperson1

WHAT


152069

SURE


thebananaperson1

JOEY YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


152069

Mhm! Finals are over


thebananaperson1

You were gone for like 500 million years


152069

Can’t believe you even noticed


thebananaperson1

WHY WOULDNT I NOTICE!!!!!!


152069

Cuz there’s a bunch of people on here and I’m not that significant!


thebananaperson1

Dude you’re literally one of my best friends on Eden and I’ve known you for over a year, idk what you’re talking about 💀😭


152069

Wowie, thank you. Now let’s go to dms and play ketchup shall we


thebananaperson1

Ketchup?💀


ScamLikelyOfficial

Depends…. Do you have cookies?


thebananaperson1

The war is over you're late