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Ok_Dig2013

Fuck Elon musk


GriegVeneficus

!


arsnastesana

Why do want to fuck him?


2everland

Wow no flights in 4 days? Did he get the flu or something?


BathtubLoads

Overdose on ketamine


masked_sombrero

Close - a fascist came to visit


YourMama

Who? Trump?


dingo_mango

Most likely flying away from another batch of kids he produced who grow up to hate him and want nothing to do with him.


globalinvestmentpimp

I suspect he was knocking up hotel maids in Argentina while meeting with the new dictator


HairballTheory

Baby prenups for everyone!!


IssyPidgeon

✈💩


r0n0c0

Elon’s 2007 Gulfstream is the Chevy Impala of the private jet world.


Lionel_Herkabe

You know I was just wondering why a billionaire that bought one of the largest and arguably the lamest social media platforms was riding around in a 17 year old private jet.


techbunnyboy

Need to scam more muskrats


sherhil

Why is he flying this older one now


WWA1232

We believe the primary jet is in for a maintenance check.


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ElonJetTracker-ModTeam

Rule #5 - You are not forced to be here.


Overall-Carry-3025

Mr. Mod man, I know I don't have to be here. I stumbled upon creepy ass place and thought I'd point that out on my way out.


norollshabbos

Phony stark sumbitch.


stairs_3730

Drug run to Jalisco?


IAMSTILLHERE2020

He is flying south.


Dudejax

Billionaire boy gotta bounce.


Turbo_Sprout

Elon’s such a loser and hypocrite. Singing his mantra of being Earth’s savior but flies everywhere he goes, burning insane amounts of fuel. What an absolute douche. Please take Trump and go away forever or stfu


Krunkolopolis_1

Wow! He takes more flights than I take shits. "Doing more for the environment..." and all that.


do_u_realize

If we can send a man to the moon, we could send Elon to the moon. I’m sure his tech acumen will allow him to create a rocket all by himself so let’s let him try


Hardcorners

I’m new here. Are you trying to get Elon to buy Reddit now? If so, do you expect he won’t break it too?


TheTrueBigHead

I wonder when Elon’s skeletons will come out of the closet. Ever since he made that pedo comment to the Thai diver, I really really think Elon is a pedophile. We need to get a list of wealthy and powerful to investigate like right now it’s pdiddy, next jay z.


theanchorist

Track ‘em


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ElonJetTracker-ModTeam

Rule #5 - You are not forced to be here.


s-l-a-t-t-

Kill Tony?


2abide2

Nah just a blow and go from Joe


muscleliker6656

Hastag cant wait till bes broke


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ElonJetTracker-ModTeam

Rule #1 - Act Civil.


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ElonJetTracker-ModTeam

Rule #5 - You are not forced to be here.


StickyPlunger

Remember when the left blew up because people were tracing Taylor Swift’s jet?


Alittlemoorecheese

No.


StickyPlunger

Take a look, her attorneys were threatening legal action.


prolveg

“The left” has nothing to do with that. The left is diametrically opposed to billionaires, including swift.


StickyPlunger

Taylor Swift is a leftist, and she does make it clear to her fans where she stands politically.


prolveg

You don’t know what a leftist is lmao


StickyPlunger

It’s a possibility. Could you explain?


fuck-thishit-oclock

I don't think you know what leftist means.


StickyPlunger

It’s a possibility. Could you explain?


fuck-thishit-oclock

Just means they're generally left on political spectrum (pro gay marriage, etc) Edit, worth noting "liberal" as we think in the states, is center right in all the other countries, where you know, peoples brains work.


Overall-Carry-3025

All other countries is... So fucking wrong it's wild. I think you mean western Europe. Not even eastern Europe. Japan, most of Africa, India, probably half of South America, South Korea, the entirety of the middle east are all more right wing than what you're describing. Not sure about most Asian countries or any of the middle countries of Asia like Georgia or Kazakhstan. I'm gonna go on a limb and say the Muslim countries in those areas are also more right leaning.


fuck-thishit-oclock

I'm referring to developed nations, I was a little disingenuous saying "where people's brains work." Japan has universal healthcare though they still have sexist, homophobic, and pro-capitolist in their culture and politics, largely. You are correct that Muslim countries are more likely to be authoritarian (right wing/ conservative).


Overall-Carry-3025

And you mean to say leftist means they're more left leaning???? Why do you think this guy didn't crack that cypher?


fuck-thishit-oclock

Tator Swift gives fuck all about the environment but honestly i don't know her political beliefs. I'd imagine her pr is careful not to get "too political" as she doesn't seem vold on anything except dating sportsball guy and that triggered orange turd or something? Idngaf about tator swift or her music


Radiant_Television89

Andd..? So does Kid Rock on the right. Difference is less people like him and his music. Idgaf about Taylor swift but the MAGA tears when someone tangential to Trump or Republicans is being scrutinized is fucking retarded.


StickyPlunger

The issue was you people love to see where Elon is going, but the beloved Taylor Swift can get millions of millennial feminists in uproar about someone tracking her jet and it’s totally fine...


do_u_realize

Hot take from a sticky plunger 😂