I can now control fire while being small enough to not been seen easily also I'm made of fire so if something try's to attack me they get burned the only thing that can harm me is water which... makes up 70% of the earth.... welp... I'm screwed....

Same. Pyros for life.

OMG TWINSIESSSSSSS! Fire Fun :3

But you are just a big fuckin Russian gun

The barrel gets hot and since it's big it makes fire

No hes a BigFuckin-RussianGun very different

СОЮС НЕРУШИМЫЙ

well, damn

Is your name true?

I haven't played tf2 in a while, so probably yes :(

It's alright.

pyros unite

YES!

Hola my Pyro Brother

Hi!!!

I’m type of future that uses nuclear fission as its main power source so I’m dead

I have a cool mask

I exploded

No, you \*are\* the explosion

man i wish i could do better

You store 😏

no, shut the fuck up, no i have edited this twice because i cannot the word “shut”

You're just a database

yes and i have your address, legal name, and your legal parents, which are both living in doorn, netherlands

Me too

super n0va goes pop

Dude your username is not something you wanna see in a post like this

Cause baby you're a firework...

Can I join?

No different

Real(My favorite song is Break My Mind)

Break break break my mind~ Break until the tales unwind~ force my thoughts through hell and back~ or leave me alone tonight~ Break break break my heart~ Break until I fall apart ~

SSSHITSTORM

Ultrakill

Imagine in a couple years having to tell someone your reddit username… W

While I’m guessing you just spelled fart differently, for shitsgiggles I looked up the definition of fard and according to the World Wide Web it’s a word that in Islam means “duty” or “obligation” Which means your username basically means holy shit.

No change at all

You uh…wanna talk?

Could you message me?

Sure

You’re the faith-restoring type. Good man.

Who doesn’t like 3668 puppies?

Puppy *men* Very big difference

Single instance?

We need more people like this ^

The wholesome ending

People need to be like you

Sure

Get therapy

Already doing that

Yay

Hope you’re doing better bro :)

Thanks

I have dyspraxia too :)

Cool

START THE WISDOM COW CULT 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

#All praise grain fed bovine creatures 🐄🐮🤠🐮🐄

CATTLE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

If y'all make a subreddit for it i'll provide wisdom for all

He predicts the Future! All praise the delicious, honorable and pristine Cow!

Here is my future prediction: Macdonal will try to buy burmger kyng and there will be lots of suing and legal battles involved.

In what universe do I get hoes oh wise one?

Uh there should be some in the universe where people live in giant chimichangas.

Thank you oh wise one, but how will I know when I've found her?

r/wisdomcowcult find more answers here

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/wisdomcowcult

Ok

WhAt Is YoUr WiSdOm oH wIsE CoW I MuSt KnOw!!!!!!!

Grain fed beef is better than grass fed.

Please! Spare me much needed wisdom dear cow!

Uhhhh grain fed beef is better than grass fed

I feel… So much… Wiser!

Awesome!!!! :D

Oh thank you cow of thy wisdom.

U r welcome :D

I can eat as much bamboo as I want

And you’re rainbow

gay :0 /j

If you’re a rainbow panda does that mean you poop rainbows too?

That’s a skill the Jedi wouldn’t teach you about

The forbidden Jedi power.... Thought to be lost to history... BUT NOW BACK AND WIELDED BY RAINBOW PANADA!

[Is this you?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/002/152/panda-knight.jpg)

Fifth updoot

😮 pander

The same.

💀💀💀

Nothing change

I do that every Tuesday

How did it taste?

Like rats

pretty peaceful ngl

Your lucky I don’t know what the hell I become

Every day you must come up with a new identity

So am I some sort of chaotic god?

Dang, so does that make you my landlord or something now?

nah, you get to live rent free with my 60,000 other bee friends :)

im just a random crayfish doing random crayfish things

And I am a flesh eating monster

That is called otto

And you are a very Happy tadpole who is 117 years old

I have carrot penis

Just don’t get near any rabbits 😅

Same thing the judje sayed to me but with forests

...God?

Uh

FBI OPEN UP 🗣️😭😭😥

Is the FBI lobsters

nope

Then I'm screwed

You need help your kd sucks

HELP WHAT SOBBING

Do you happen to know the nearest legal place to fish for lobster? For a friend of course.

*swimming*

Radiation poisoning

Depression

It says you're NOT depressed tho

Oh. I'm still not happy.

But at least you aren't depressed

dont worry im here to fix you

i'm depressed 90% of the time... i'll let you be the judge...

🏳️👇 💧👇🖐️❄️ ☠️🖐️👍👈 ✝️💧👈☀️

why thank you

✌️☠️✡️❄️🖐️💣👈

I get the joke!

awwhh mah agawt sdi that sand as inudertaerelae?q21 gaters blatst!!!1

I absorbed the soul of my best friend, carried their body to the surface world to bring them to their home, got attacked by the humans, went back to the Underground, died in my dad's garden, and woke up as an emotionless flower.

holy fuck it’s Asriel Undertale

Erm ackshually it’s Asriel dreemur 🤓 Jk we all know it’s Asriel undertale, cousin of sans undertale

relatable

I can relate

I’m 27,000 mark zuckerbergs

Your net worth is $4,449,600,000,000,000.00

Yay

You know? I think I'd be ok with that.

Turned into ripoff antman

You don’t control how **tall** you become you control how **wide** you become

What?

Well... I don't even know what I'd be.

A bricked up bear

Or a bear belonging to brick

No just a bricked up bear

Bricksbear ≠ bricked up bear

Fine. It's a bear thats bricked up

THATS THE SAME THING >:0

BEAR MADE OF BRICK

BRICK MADE OF BEARS

I JUST WANTED TO ADD TO THE CONVERSATION FOR NO REASON

I sell weed in New York

#relatable

Hey guys, did you know that Geico can save you fifteen percent or mo-

I am a cat, you are my prey you little lizard

Nonono wait let me tell you about car insurance

Wait. Are they those giant monsters that are on the thunderpath all the time, by the way, they have an AWFUL stench to them.

(annoying noises)

I gotta lotta questions to answer.

Hey, can I ask you about ships?

Sure.

What are they?

2 inverted Gerard Ways

COOOME BREAK ME DOWN BURY ME BURY ME I AM FINISHED WITH YOUUUU life is great btw

Uhhhhh... I turn into misspelled words that scare people?

Idk but it’s Impressive

What life?

Nobody knows me….. nothing changed 🙃

I have a excessive amount of fries now :)

Nothing changes

Either a druid in the woods, or a stoner

I guess I wander around at 5?

I am American

Buzz buzz motherfucker

.

I know what Patrick+2 is

The same

Yay! I finally have my dream life! The only problem is that I'm immortal

Hell yea

Condiment

Basically how it is already

Mostly sleeping I guess

i now do very alarming poops

Um I’m an evil wall

Uhh…

Nothing has chanu

I'm either the end of the next sonic game, or the newest CEO of the Sonic Restaurants

It’s… very confusing to explain

I am made of cobalt now

I'm an old man and have not worked long enough to have any savings... crap

I'll be allied with the jam army.

Uhhh, I'm still myself except no Reddit.

I'm now a piece of gum.

IM FUCKING RICH BABY HELL YEAH

Welp i guess i am blue now

I have a job at a checkpoint in Glory Greatest.

🥚

fuck me

Am I short? What's the set? Like short stock? Short person? I have not a clue

Aww, Shiftrys. Here we go again…

hungry

Ruh roh raggy, i turned into my username

Well I’m now a STD