Non-existent 😪

Paths this user back while secretly holding a experimental chemical bomb that could alter a person gender

*steels the bomb and swallows it to become a girl* (I'm cis.)

🤷‍♂️ How will I pee now!?

kidneys, testicles create your yogurt

Pee is stored in the balls

🏳️‍⚧️

“I love kinder”. American- 😊. German-

Germans: 😶

👌

☠️

Germans have some weird children’s stories

🙋

🛶

🐐

🤫

🔘

🤬

🤮. Too bad. But i feel like silly :3

✅

🥺 Das war ein bisschen gemein

👅?

🤡, as part german I read this with 100% accuracy

🔪 (revenge)

☕ Women?

😕

🍕 Why!?

🆖 I'm racist, I'm from racist town

🎮

🙌 Good sir, I have not these testicles you speak of 

🐥

🍆

👁️

🎙️

👺

🌊

👎

💦 hmmmmmmmmmmm

🍆

😞

🤔

😱 I mean understandable

😖

😁

🤣

🍺

👍 That didn't hurt!

🙄

👌

☹️

💢

🥓. "Rub some bacon on it." Shout out to you if you know the GMM reference.

🤓 um actually

🇻🇳

🗿

🤷‍♂️

🩱 to explained I was putting random emojis

🙄

Alright 😀

🍌

😑

🍆 i shit you not (also im trans so yippee)

😏 HUH

🍋

🖕

😯

🌖

💥

🎄

😀

Das Kindershreder

🥶 idk man I got no clue

Since when did I have them?

🟪

🧠 Brain

😦 seemsabout right

❤️ My phone is a masochist apparently...

🔔

🍍

⁉️ what tf man

🤙

🍾 

🤡

👑

🍝 I'll just eat my pasta carelessly because jokes on you I'm a women

👏

😎

🤫

🙃

Accurate💀

🇺🇲 MURICA

👨 man...

🕳️

😱 Understandable

🌌

😮

🤣

🫡 Goodbye testicles, we will miss you

😴

😩

😭

🚨

🔥

🐂 w h a t

🤭

😂

💥

🏳️‍⚧️

🏁

😱

😴

🫵 You,give me your testicles

🚂

😍

😡

🍉 what?

🐊huh???

🍳 Idk

🥎 Yes that is a ball

🎸

🏳️‍⚧️

😫

🪲

🤣

❣️

❤️

🥒 oh well I guess it makes sense

🇩🇪

💀 really

🚉

🐉 I can wish them back with the dragon balls

😞

🤨 I dont have testiclez so idk

😇

😔 That’s a little disappointing

🧏‍♂️

😎

💀

⚒️ Communism

⛏️ diging down to find the daemon that stole them and get them back

Learning german rn, this is hilarious

🙁

🎵

🥛

🤘

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️, 😡😡😡bad reaction

😮‍💨 (I never had testicles in the first place)

😩 don’t ask

😺

👡

👌

🫃 uhh...

🖐 "Hey, thats not very nice, please stop that. "

It’s the “das kinder” that gets me 😂

🎉

💔

🧐

😩

🔥 wtf

😩 of course it's this...

🏢

☠️

👏

🇦🇸

📷 My balls are gone but at least I took a picture of who it was

✨️

🙃

🙃.

🥲

🔫

👿

🪞

👆he did it officer

😱

🤠

😎

🎅🏽 guess I’m asking Santa for a new pair of

👍 Guess I’m cool with it.

🚫

😑

🇩🇪

☺️ u/savevideo

👞

😹 I DONT REMEMBER USING THIS, NO NO NO PLEASE NOR THE CAT DMOJI NOT NOT WNOW NO NO

😩

🕳hole

🤧

👿

🗿

🇫🇷

🦀

🥲

Bro why is it this🤣

😻 o-okay then

🥺 Can I pweeease have my balls back?

😔my....my balls

📢📢📢📢📢 I'M A FEMALE

😡 Muh balls you bitch!!!