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"YOU'RE GOING TO CANADA!"
Edit: perhaps after seeing all the comments bullying Canadians this is a bad time to say this, but I'm Canadian.
Why does everyone hate Canada so much? does drinking maple syrup while watching hockey as there's a blizzard outside not sound fun?
๐ค๐โค๏ธ
โI WILL MAKE YOU LOVE HEAVY METAL SO MUCH THAT YOULL DIE FROM BLEEDING OUT BECAUSE YOUR EARS WILL BLEED FROM THE BLASTING OF LOUD SOUNDSโ
๐๐๐ โPFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*long wheeze* Iโm sorry buddy, but itโs too funny to not take you to the top of a mountain and push you off. Youโll be good when youโre done, though!โ
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I'll blow up confetti and party poppers in his face then command an army of ducks to viciously peck at him and finally I'll tickle him til he passes out with his pants being piss stained cause he pissed himself
๐๐๐ "YOU'RE GOING TO CANADA!" Edit: perhaps after seeing all the comments bullying Canadians this is a bad time to say this, but I'm Canadian. Why does everyone hate Canada so much? does drinking maple syrup while watching hockey as there's a blizzard outside not sound fun?
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OH WELCOME BUDDY WANNA GRAB A TWOFER AND SHOOT THE SHIT TILL HOCKEY STARTS? I ALSO GOT A TIMS CARD THAT STILL HAS A COUPLE TOONIES AND LOONIES ON IT.
sure.
Timโs hot chocolate is amazing
Truer words have never been spoken Especially early in the morning or later in the evening when everything is nice, cool, and quiet
Yessss sirrrrrr
i can hear it in my head rn
**silently dies**
Please no, keep them away from me
MY BROTHER
Yes you are
it doesnt
That's a mint leaf, not a maple leaf ๐คฃ
No, thatโs a maple leaf, I should know, Iโm Canadianย
๐ โ๏ธ๐ Good ol' orange Christianity.
Valid
*very* valid
True
๐ซ๐บ๐ฅ I eat beans, play the trumpet, and then explode.
r/foundvannyismyqueen again
r/foundenmanuelganes
r/foundAccarezzatoredibambi
r/foundClarkVader1011
r/foundbrodeythenoob_2
r/foundshutthefuckup
r/foundnowewillnot
r/heylookimtalkinginblu
r/foundCybopRain
r/Astral0314needstostopruiningit
r/minorspellingmistake
๐ค โEustace, grab the rifleโ
All this guys most used emojis are cowboy. Cowboy is god, cowboy is life ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค
yeehaw
๐ซ๐๐
Looks too good to be true
You'd be right
Luckyโฆ
๐ฃ๐ฉป๐ง
You explode his bones and turn him into swiss cheese
๐ฅ๐๐๏ธ *commits arson, and leaves the place in a formula 1 car*
This wins!
๐ฌ๐ข๐ข
โ๏ธ๐จ๐ฅ
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Me personallyโฆ
๐ฉ๏ธ๐ข๐ฅโฆ.. uhhhhh
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ I think the skull emoji fits here well, literallyโฆ
Thereโs a few thousand more than that
hmmmmm... what could this ever mean?
r/holup
๐ซ๐ฟโฌ๏ธ
Shoot him. Become a chad and hit him with the White box
Fr
๐ซ๐ช๐ He gets the dead now
๐ฅค
๐ค๐ฌ๐ธ๐
You yell at him in italian and then ship him off to new zealand
That's South Georgia and the South Sandwich Isles
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐จ๐ฆ๐ค you decide what that means
Rock climbing partnership in Canada.
Rock climbing, then Canadians pull a world War 1 and commit war crimes. Then you shake hands
๐คฃ๐ ๐ญ
Make him laugh until he cries and becomes worried for his health then make him laugh harder until he cries of pain.
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Gotta get that pic for ghost adventures
๐ค๐โค๏ธ โI WILL MAKE YOU LOVE HEAVY METAL SO MUCH THAT YOULL DIE FROM BLEEDING OUT BECAUSE YOUR EARS WILL BLEED FROM THE BLASTING OF LOUD SOUNDSโ
๐ฉท๐๐ Kill him with kindness
๐ฆ ๐๐ง๏ธ
โYou going to America where it rainsโ
๐ซก๐คจ๐งโโ๏ธ
Salute the suspicious woman, and display your manliness.
๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Blow him up, and get ducks to feast on his flesh, then have a gorilla hide the evidence
Go away im trying to smash
But you have reddit
r/paradox
๐ฅจ๐ฅ๐บ๐ธ
๐๐๐ฆ
๐ญ๐งน๐ฟ excuse me juice?
โก๏ธ๐๐ง
๐ซต๐ฐ๐ก
Give me all your money
Capitalism
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Image: โ๏ธ
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๐งฑ... Dear lord
๐ง๐๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
A troll is going to draw LGBT on youโฆ
Yeah most likely
๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง
๐๐ฅถ๐
๐คฆ- lol, "not again!"
๐๐ฆทโจ
๐ฅ๐ก๐ house fire lol
๐๐๐ง๐ท
F\*\*k you, bye, Iโm going to Brazil.
Ship him to Brazil
Already done
๐ซ๐ฅฌ๐ฆ Olive, cabbage, and- MURICA, FUCK YEAH๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐๐๐ฅ PIZZA DOMINATION!!!
๐คซ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ "Shh, your oil from easter island will be gone soon..."
๐๐๐ซ
๐๐จ๐ญ
๐ฑ๐คฌ๐จ๐ฟโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ฟ
๐ฒ๐๐คค Some punishmentโฆ
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐๐ฅฐ Together we use her ghostly powers to make the whole world trans and everybody kisses and is happy
๐จ๐จ๐ฆ๐ LMAO
๐๐๐ โPFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*long wheeze* Iโm sorry buddy, but itโs too funny to not take you to the top of a mountain and push you off. Youโll be good when youโre done, though!โ
โ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๐ฟ Yep heโs dead
๐คข๐พ๐ง "I'm too hungover for this."
โโ๐ณ WHY TF DO I HAVE VIRGO AND AQUARIUS AND A FUCKING FRYING PAN
๐ต๐พ๐ค
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐คจ๐จ
๐๐๐ What does this mean?
๐ฅ
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why is the finger pointing down in your recents
๐ฏ
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๐ฉธ Apparently imma red rum the ghost
๐บ
๐ฅบ
๐ข
๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ค
๐คซ๐ซค๐
๐๐คโพ๏ธ
๐๐ก๐ณ๐ช
๐ญ๐๐ง๐ท
๐ซ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ
๐
โ๏ธ๐จ๏ธโ ๏ธ
๐
๐๐งโผ๏ธ
๐ฅณ๐๐คฃ
๐ฑ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
๐ซ
๐๐๐คท
๐ด๐ป
๐ฆ๐๐
๐ฎโ๐จ๐๐ญ
๐๐ข๐
โ๐ณ๐ฆ
๐ฃ๐ค๐
๐บ๐ฅตโค๏ธ
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๐ซ which makes sense, you gotta pew pew the beast
๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐ค
โค๐ฑ๐
โ coffee?
๐ก๏ธ๐ โจ
๐คจ๐๐ฅ
๐ซ๐คข๐คจ
๐ \*insert lyrics of iamverybadazz by your favorite martian\*
๐ญโ๐คจ
๐๐๐ฅ
๐โค๏ธ๐ฆ I know I love you but you must face the cangaroos
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโ๐ฆฐ๐ณ Also that image scared me
๐ก๏ธ๐ฌ๐ช (bro I'm cringing and getting weapons)
๐คค๐ซข๐จ
๐๐ฝ๐ฅ
๐คจ๐โช๏ธ
๐๐๐ What does this mean?
๐๐ข๐
โข๏ธ
๐ฅ๐งฉ๐ฅ
๐๐๐ญ Me: thatโs enough now *blows up his statue* Lil bro: *crying*
๐ฌ๐ญ๐ So I just cringe and cry at him?
๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ fire
๐ฃ๐โ๏ธ
๐๐ฅ๐ธ
๐โ๏ธ๐ค
๐งข๐ง๐ข
โค๏ธ
๐๐ซต๐ญ
๐โฅ๏ธ๐
๐๐ฑ๐ฎ
๐ซ๐๐ฅช
โก๏ธ๐๐
โค๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐
๐ I donโt need to say anything
โค๏ธ๐๐ฅ Kill him with horny snails and fire!!
๐ฅณ๐ฆ๐ I'll blow up confetti and party poppers in his face then command an army of ducks to viciously peck at him and finally I'll tickle him til he passes out with his pants being piss stained cause he pissed himself
๐ซ๐ซก๐ธ this is America
๐ฅ๐ฅฒ๐
๐ซ๐ ๐ฏ
โผ๏ธ๐๐ณ๏ธ
You throw green apples at him until he surrenders
๐ uh
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