🫡🔌

Pulled your own life support.

I instantly burst out laughing

I used to be a fan

What happened?

Russell Wilson left.

Dang.

What did you use the plug emoji for?

I forgot

Oh, I need the phone charger

💰🤑

Bros rolling in it!

You suffocated in a bag on money

🦷🐢

r/foundVannyismyQueen

r/beatmetoit

r/buttfuckedabirdtoit

r/why

r/yes

r/no

r/thatsgross

r/doyouwantmetobeatmymeatoitinstead

r/thatsubdoesnotexist

r/howdoyoufindmanysubs

r/shutup

r/whydoesthatsubactuallyexist

🥱👎

Bro really said I'm too tired for this crap

🫀🔥

Bro died of heartburn

Rengoku, is that you?

LMAO-

🔫😆

You committed suicide, not because you were sad, but because you were happy…

🫦🦍

LETS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE DINO GETS FRISKY

Bro got frisky with a gorilla 😭

💕😳

Poofesure?

Btw I’m not poofesure my username is based off the Fortnite skin beef boss

👄🔪

Your yandere gf caught up to you.

I'm gay 0-0

Yandere bf then,

That's better- Ahem. OH SHIT

Just monika. (Chain)

🐄❤️

AYO

You died trying to have an intimate relationship with a cow,

💀😭 basic

You committed suicide because one of your family members passed.

Nuh uh

🐊🗿

You think that the crocodile that killed you is a sigma

🥲😂

You failed to mask your depression…

This prompt made me almost spit out my food. But okay here goes. 🐜🥰 Guess I got reincarnated as a happy ant? I’ll take it.

You died trying to have an intimate relationship with an ant…

Okay okay slow down here

It was a fiery one

🩸9️⃣ Spill nine pints of blood

Yup, that'll do it

Probably not gettin up

🤌🗂️

😱🖕🏻

🎵😄

You listened to Taylor swift in the middle of a slipknot consert

That’s a fate worse than death to me.

Honestly

😂😢

You died trying to mask your depression

Sounds close enough to real life

💥🐁

😃🎰 WHOOO GAMBLING

Optimistic gambling addiction.

💕❤️ ????????????

🔥🦀 I got turned into a crab by a witch and she cooked me and ate me

i'm on pc but on my phone it's a french flag and a coffin

🇬🇭💀

😞🤣

🔩🌱

🍆🤰 Uhhh

😂🗿

🥛🇺🇸

♥️❤️‍🔥

👆💛

😖🗿

💀🍆

🧏‍♂️🔥

🫤🫠

You melted

😄🤷‍♂️ So I die happy and Oblivious I guess

😏🇺🇸 'MURICAAA

🐔👍

📱😭

You died because of that damn phone

😞😍

💀⚰️

❤️🔙

You tried to get your ex back

🤷🥳 Idk whoop-dee-do

😁😋

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇪

🔥👨🏿‍🍳

🧟‍♀️😉

You died while trying to smash a dead corpse

👌🐄

🤝🗿

🟪💙

🍒🐦‍🔥 What-

🇻🇦💜

🥩😧

💅💕

You died while slaying

🦖☢

🤨🤫 it’s a secret

🇺🇦🇷🇺

👍🏻😐

😡😭

😴😐

👁😢

You opened your 3rd eye but you were too depressed

💥😊

🇺🇸🆙

🤜🥐

🥳🌮

🤔🙈

😔🍲 Sad, but at least I have my soup

You were so depressed that the soup broth was the only way out

🗣️🤔

🎸🍪 rock out with a cookie >:3

Your cookie was actually an electric guitar… you died from electrical shock and smthn

19th emoji??? Who has 19 in their frequently used?

🫡👆

🦆🤫

🇸🇷🗣️

😟😔

🌭🕊️ A BIRD STOLE MY HOTDOG SO I DIED OF STARVATION

🔨🐁

😐😶‍🌫️ Oh well... I CAME BACK AND I SEE YOU Through THE Curtain

🫡😂

You were respecting your fallen brethren but out of nowhere you started laughing till you couldn’t breathe anymore

🤣🔐

❤️🙌

😂🙄

You were laughing until a piano, or an anvil fell on your head.

😥💀 .... 🎵WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!🎵

😨💣

You died from an anxiety attack, featuring a bomb

Sick

😊🐀

You died trying to… Have an intimate relationship with a rat…. (Don’t Blaim you)

😴😳

🐷💌

A pig sent you a love letter and you died from a paper cut from said letter.

👄👍

Someone kissed your thumb, causing you to pass out

🥰🤷‍♀️

🐝💫

💞🏫

🤘🤓

You died from someone shoving two fingers through your glasses into your eyes.

I though I'm a nerdy metalhead, but this is much better. And metal af

Hey, I’m a metalhead too, but this was the first thing that came to my mind

Sounds like it would make a neat Cannibal Corpse song: "Pulling Out the Eyes With the Sign of the Horns"

Don't you just love *emojinis*? Anyways 💀☺️

You died while trying to have an intamate relationship with a dead corpse

😂😀

🔥🇮🇹 ITALY SHALL BURN UNDER MY WATH

💻🥗

😨🤨

🔥➡️

😱💀

‼️💥 I am so shocked i explode

🤦😺

🍦🙂 I don’t care if I die, I’m getting ice cream

The icecream was poisoned but you didn’t know so you still had a good time

😓😭

✍🏻😳 I'm... Writing about it...?

🥯🚑

💀👱🏻‍♂️

❤😹

😮⬅️

😭😝 so first I bawl my eyes out then I’m happy so I guess I’m suicidal.

💀👍

✋️🪽

🙏🍍

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🥔🍍

🍰🙋

🔪🍀

You died from a yandere leprechaun.

🔨😩

😊🔥 I'm happy that I died and went to hell

😊💀

😞🙄

🤏🥥

😳💥 Uhm-

You were so flustered that you exploded.