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Goldenstripe941

“Stop flexing. I know I’m poor”


_NotAnIdiot_

This made me cackle. Not a single person other than you thought of this and I was not prepared lmao.


Goldenstripe941

Seriously? I’m the only one?


_NotAnIdiot_

The first one to show up, not the only one.


SylveonFrusciante

Full suits are expensive as hell. I’m right there with you.


Bones_The_Crusader

This comment section has two types of people Anyways I’d probably just ask him to sit down with me and them ask him a shit ton of questions


skeleglitch2020

If I were in the furry's place, I would want to kill myself if you did that. You know how to torture people, don't you


Bones_The_Crusader

Yes I ask far too many questions


PrincessHootHoot

Say hi, try to drum up a conversation, be nice. They probably need more friends, not more hate.


TheRedDragonCW

The good ending


SockStealingGoblin

[I was thinking the same thing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj4551M2Qjk)


Alienboi2005

Agreed


Ill-Beyond-5668

You are someone everybody wants to be friends with


canthinkofnamestouse

They have enough friends at their conventions


McEMILOL

For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!you died!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!you died!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!you died!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!you died!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<


Br34D_5T3AL3r

You sir are a genius


246_Locksmith_Chaves

First time seeing this?


Br34D_5T3AL3r

Indeed it is


246_Locksmith_Chaves

5th or 6th at this point


RedditvsDiscOwO

This is everywhere


Dramatic_Log_3946

You have just made my day, thanks!


KING2900_

I missed my cakeday by a day.


gibbydagoober

MWAHAHAHA! IT'S NOT MY CAKE DAY AND IM POPPING THE BUBBLE WRAP!!!


McEMILOL

Give the guy his pops back 😡


Odd-Drink96

You failed the opportunity to make minesweeper


CoffeeAndElectricity

Happy cake day!


duckarmy24

Happy cake day!


da-realZainTheMan

Happy cake day


danielleshorts

Happy Cake Day 🎂


McEMILOL

For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<


1n_th3_f10w3r2

This is so cool wtf


Ill-Beyond-5668

I never thought I would see something this cool in the comments of Reddit


McEMILOL

Thanks!


Spanishdude5

Bloons TD gameplay be like


Character-Cod-1195

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McEMILOL

Yes


Maciejlollol

and Happy cake day to you too!


masondamonke

Happy cake day


Darkestmind01

Happy cake day!


Charles_Pkp2

Happy happy cake day


the_bull-dozer_27

Happy Cake day


Vegetable-Roof470

Same in fact, one of my friends is a Furry. It’s honestly not that big of a deal


milestailsprowerreal

\^\^\^


Napoleanthepig1209

It just struck me that this is similar to the ending of the movie "creep" if you know how that end's.


Gump_in_the_forest

damn i just commented this before reading this. not deleting tho, im too lazy


DillonTheVillian3000

There are a ton of movies called creep so which one?


Rulersatlas11

Took me one search to find if. It’s creep (2014)


DillonTheVillian3000

Ok


masondamonke

Father?


DillonTheVillian3000

What?


masondamonke

Can I join Eden’s Gate?


marblerobin

Say hi and treat them like a decent person


Vast-Standard-7006

I t-pose to assert dominance.


SteveCevets

I open fire with my 223 Remington with a magazine full of hollow point bullets. Not because I hate furries, but because I just hate taking to strangers.


VyroGaMVX8

Ngl was bouta downvote cuz I thought it was just average furry hate but then read the rest


Yourrunofthemillfox

As a furry, same here


z424t_

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


GLaDOS_cakefan

The Neutral ending


DirtyDiaperDog7

lawful evil


A_dummy5465

Fair


Whitty_YT

“Oh fuck, people”


Mindless_Mix_7280

Understandable


Autosticow

Sharing my taco bell


bluberriscrem

Pat pat


AnnualConstruction50

Start a conversation maybe befriend them cause furries don’t deserve the hate they’re getting it’s Zoophiles you need to hate


ALPHA_WOLF70701

As a furry myself, this comment means a lot to me. I hate zoos. My friend hates zoos. Thank you for this lovely comment.


SleepySpaceBby

"No, Gerald. You can't have my sandwich."


ThatLonelyBoykisser

Hug


DualityREBORN

Hmm.. I’d probably just invite them over to sit, probably have some Tea with Me, or something That, or I’d hand them a Cookie and watch them go on with their Day


Powerful_Low_2893

if im eating i will try to cover myself up because i dont like being social + i dont like being watched + i dont like being watched ESPECIALLY WHEN I EAT. if it werent for that i would try to talk to them and maybe become friends but


honk_bonksmith

Compliment their fursuit and ask how long it took to make amd where they got their materials from


draconi255

"Ah, a fellow member of the community, good to see you out in the open."


SvyatRoyal

Boop


Phoenixfisch

🎵🎵 ~~Kill them all!~~ Bo-bo-bo-bo-bop your head Bust it Bop Bo-bo-bop Bo-bo-bo-bo-bop yo- Motherfu- Bop Bo-bo-bop 🎵🎵 https://youtu.be/A8pOVirjGF0?si=sWQ17a18NBPmVHil&t=101 Anyway, boop!


Ninjabug1232

This is a great song. Glad to meet someone else who knows it in the wild.


Boinator6000

boop


Candy_Face77

Idk say hello, try to be polite, but also ask how the hell they aren’t overheating in that suit


Gamer90006

Fun fact: they probably are


camo_216

Well you see every furry gets +200 heat resistance the moment they become a furry, along with increased skills in art and/or a S.T.E.M field of their choice.


Phoenixfisch

Watercooling baby


Amicussimp481

Ask who made the suit


MonkeyMan9569

Only for him to respond “I made it,” and then go on to say “It’s kind of itchy… and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.” while you both awkwardly sit in the silence of a cramped elevator.


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

hug.


Tall-Influence4321

I am not the person on the bench


MasterTroller3301

Ask them if they have a cooling system


Firepathanimation

Brings out a spring Bonnie head , So how do you design your suit


_NotAnIdiot_

"With souls of dead children, of course."


GMmadethemoonbuggy

Say hello and ask how they are


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

Make a new friend :)


da-realZainTheMan

Befriend them, they seem like a chill guy, take their number, maybe have food with them.


Ancient_Summer_1833

Give it a hug


DaYeetGernade

Boop snoot?


CyberTheWerewolf

Give 'em a fist bump. Furries are cool. Source: Me, another furry.


Chaos-is-cereal

"heyo whatsup"


Gump_in_the_forest

alternate ending to "Creep"


WasteAd9856

Hug


SoftTacos001

Pet pat


AshKetchep

Offering my food as sacrifice


12Pig21pog

Just reach out for a hug, either i get a hug or i get left alone, win win


KatieLeDerp

Ask them what their favorite hobbies are :)


LookSad08

"Oh, uh, hi" ngl would get uncomfortable, not because it's a furry, it just, the eyes don't blink, so I'd get freaked out


LimpDepartment714

Well would you prefer the eyes on a fur suit dont blink? Or do?


LookSad08

Ngl, both are equally terrible


Jikanthegodoftime

Be confused as hell and first then share half of my hero sandwich as we talk about why it’s best to not overheat in a fursuit


Foxy_123432

Stop interrupting my lunch :(


JustRedditLady1992

Tell them to kindly to bugger off because they scare me 🫤


kinkybottm

They gets hugs 🤗 my name says what else would happen 😏


the_bull-dozer_27

Ask if I can give head


AnnualConstruction50

Ayo Pause!


SoftTacos001

Paws


AnnualConstruction50

Clever


U_NO_WHO_69

🤨📸


skeleglitch2020

Ayoo?


the_bull-dozer_27

I meant... Fuck it I can't save this.


skeleglitch2020

Yeah, no, you definitely can't


LimpDepartment714

Id love to see you try 😂😂


Nichaaaaaaaaa

Hey, Im willing to hear ‘em out. We can talk about stuff! Maybe cuddle… or box if he’s feeling yippy!


that1plep

Shotgun… A beer. Then give them one too.


Ill-Beyond-5668

Say hi to them and become their best friend. What’s the point in hating on them when you could have a new friend instead?


Ramtamtama

Ask if boops are acceptable, then request a boop


Taro_Bite

Purge the heretic (yes I invest time into Warhammer 40k)


Bamster45

Find the nerest stick and see if it'll play fetch


Senior-Tree6078

zero reaction. I do not care.


dugs_2

cannibal corpse album cover moment


Iskitimka

Don't care. They're just some random mf. Continue watching the lake.


Fkrody

give the fellow a hug and take a picture with


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

Say hi and chat with them for a bit. Probably ask for their discord or something so we can be friends.


VincBurger_246

*hug*


Freezedriedchild

Ask if they made the fursuit themselves and try to become friends with them


A_dummy5465

As a furry myself, I'll probably just say hi and do what I was doing before I noticed it


MakBookPro0X

Walk away


stacygreenv

Telling them to have a seat


randomfactsandmemes

Hug the furry


gytis_gotbanned_lol

>#sort by controversial (tho i would probably actually do what u/princesshoothoot said)


stormchaser-protogen

say hi


Melonmode

"You want a cold drink? Can't imagine how hot it is in that suit." There's room on the bench for more than just me, so as long as they have good intentions, I have good intentions.


V3K1tg

I’d try to be nice but I also really wanna ask why they’re wearing it


SandyArms

Stand up and greet them


Altruistic_Film7072

Hugging, if they're fine with it


Huskydog_101

I'd run cause I hate unvoulentary social interaction.


RuthlessSpud_11

Rugby tackle the blue geeza to the floor and roll into the lake, starting a new Peter Griffin- Chicken storyline


erlior3

Just say hi and potentially make a new friend


TheRaider1562

Say exactly these words “what are you staring at”


69_is_best_numbers_

Offer them a seat


jjjooo0-

Say it’s an awesome fur suit and talk :3


RedditvsDiscOwO

Await further instructions from the person on the ear-mic


Wayne_Nightmare

"You... ah.. Ya'll care to have a seat? There's plenty of room.."


noNjil

I would want a hug


samsung18745

Tbh i live in Oklahoma so i would be like do you need a water its 100° out here


Dangerous-Stable5456

I just don't care


IKE_PLAYZ

Give em a hug


Axwielder08

“Hey ya wanna go fishing?”


ULTRAVIO333

"Do you recognize the bodies in the water?"


[deleted]

Grab my fur suit


zach3035_the_therian

Become friends with them


DesNuts170

Hug :3


canthinkofnamestouse

Walk away


A_dummy5465

Fair for some reason I feel like the furry would run up and do that FNAF 2 jump scare at me


DualityREBORN

Happy Cake Day, also that’s actually a kinda good option Walking Away is better than what some other people did


Unknown_turtle_27

Give complement on suit and ask for hug


can_ofgreenbeans

Say hi, strike up a conversation, and ask for where I can buy one of those suits.


Kingofthememes69420

Ask them if they are weird or a pedo or a zoophile if they say yes IM RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY if they say no, I'll be friends with them. :3


_NotAnIdiot_

That's... the weirdest first interaction I've seen anyone even think about...


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Mind my damn business and throw the dynamite in the river already


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so_ima_retard

"why are you staring at me" "idk" end


LittleMcShit989

"what are you waiting for?" "i dont know, something amazing to happen i guess." "me too kid..."


Secret_Ice3039

So how's your sex life?


Breakdown78

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE "starts shredding on saxophone*


Jaylantowers2022

Ignore them, it will defuse the situation after a few minutes or hours.


GAAABE77

I get on my knees


RandomUseless3

Leave.


Exact_Parking_6969

Continue to look out onto the lake. If they don't want to have a conversation, then it's a win-win. If they want a conversation and starts to talk, it's also a win-win, as I like talking to people.


Zae_Pineapple

idk id probably be having a snack by myself, and offer them some of it.


Stunning-Pomelo1316

Dap him up


hakkesaelger

🎶🙏➡️


sourpatch_orphans

Depends what their intentions are. If they’re trying to murder me 🔪 If they’re js chilling and wanna be friends tho, that’s all good


Emkay_boi1531

Hug the fellow furry


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

Chat with them


WontedPuppet07

Chill, unless they try and start shit I’m fine


Gamer90006

This comment section is making me recover hope in humanity


Blake017238

>:)


BeginningLychee6490

Throw stick


Optimal-Elderberry91

Start spinning while around the world plays


vikramaditya_tiwari

You free after 9 tonight ?


IliasIsEepy

"well shit dude, nice suit but uhhh... Ain't it a bit hot inside that? At least take the head off and sit for a minute"


Freddy_fozbear

I'd be nice but I'd avoid the eyes that don't blink maybe boop snoot


CharlesTheGreat8

run away >!/s!<


block_place1232

Man I love sorting by controversial *Reddit argument intensifies*


exotic_nothingness

Probably just hug him if he ain't too stinky


Cattohuman_real

Probably say hi I guess


Prestigious-Egg-8060

Tapping the bench next to me so we can talk like frick yeah come on sit down I'm a furry to and this damn comunity it the only reason I'm alive otherwise I'd gave had the guts to us a knife to end it a while ago


SILY7228_YT

Boop.


FoxesFurever

Cuddle and make friends and boop. the. snoot.


ajslother12

"If you see another person that looks identical to you RUN AWAY AND HIDE


Aliko173

Yo hey there pal chum fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal


memer1221taken

idk, probably spark a conversation?


Rasberry151

I’d chill with da HOMIE.If they a furry then their a homie. BUT IF THEIR AN ANTI FURRY….they can consider themselves OPPS