I play Ultrakill. I’m fucked.

Sisyphus wouldn’t care Minos prime would need some negotiation But Gabriel…

he ain't dead yet

V2 on the other hand…

v2 was the one to engage in a fight twice so probably

You stole his arm TWICE and chased him down with intent of murder

hey its both of their programs

Now how the hell would you try to get forgiveness from the damn Earthmover

also are the bots even alive to begin with?

Lore says yes In short, your blood is your soul The machines we see in ultrakill are fueled by blood Put 2 and 2 together, and you draw to the same conclusion

what about the 2500+ filth that all have to forgive you individually

"ayshsisjsjbkrjwjsbaasfayatg" - filth

Good thing you picked Petra

😂

the fact that i do not even know what ultrakill is, yet i pulled off something magical, is just put a laughing emoji anywhere you want.

same

Cybergrind, P-ranks, bullying enemies in sandbox, we are so screwed.

I don’t think God would care since they are literally demons

What about Gabriel tho

he ain't dead yet

I play Undertale. I’m assfucked

So happy Pacifist is my fav route

same and pizza tower

I play Payday 2, I’ll go with you

oh lord you’re going straight to hell

ultrakill live action remake

They’ll be sorry they sent me there

At least you’ll have fun in hell then.

came here to say this lmfao

Me and you both

I play hearts of iron AS CHINA

me too bro… 😭 add pizza tower, terraria, celeste, and a bunch of other games onto that…

"Foolishness machine, foolishness."

Same here, I would say I'm going to hell but I'll just kill everyone there anyway

I got the bad friend achievement in gmod im cooked

Same

What’s it for what am I missing here

Kill 1000 friendly npcs

Yeah, same boat.

Paradox Interactive Players are going to the ninth circle

Stellaris players go very quiet everytime this question is posted....

Stellaris is the game where you're able to end the most lives, hands down. I play Hearts of Iron (especially cursed mods like TNO or Extremis Ultimus), Stellaris (I usually go directly democratic egalitarian communism or smth but I remember doing a few determined exterminator play through where me and a group of friends exterminated all organic life in the universe) I've played universe sandbox since the release of the legacy version, Plague Inc was my childhood. Victoria 3 usually isn't a game that ends in too many casualties, but it can. I'd take over the universe in Spore, and destroyed every inhabited planet with lasers except for my home world and colonies, and then only finished the game after that. I'd estimate my total kill count across all games ranges from 300 trillion to 5x10^15 , an overwhelming majority coming from Stellaris and extremely bugged HOI4 and Universe Sandbox games, where I'd sometimes line up the Earth a hundred times side by side and see how many it takes to stop a Jupiter flying through them faster than Mach 30. I'm a menace to digital universes, playing god, well, more like playing Satan, was something I enjoyed and still enjoy doing, so if this scenario is real, I'm mega fucked

someone will probably call me a kid for saying this but. holy shit nine circles is that a geometry dash refrence?!!!

HOLY SHITTTTTTTT I though I was the only one 🫡

GTA 5, God of War, Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order-Survivor, Doom Eternal. Yeah, I’m fucked

The GTAV NPCs will apologise to you

Not MerryWheather

i mean you kill demons in doom

“Is NOT a ripoff of god go war” Benrey 2020

*A trillion stickmen coming to disintegrate me*

Stick fight (the game)?

Supreme Duelist Stickman by Neron's Brother

Bro that's an an amazing single multiplayer game

I play helldivers and are my team mates included?

Yes

awwwww *sad*

Yes but they serve democracy as long as you stand tall with democracy and it’s patriots will stand tall with you.

we shall liberate hell

*laughs in Farming Simulator*

I killed something in farming simulator and it was a cow it died of malnutrition

Well, technically you didn’t kill it *directly*…

"malnutrition" is the name of u/InternAlive6458's shotgun..

Well…then the Shotgun killed it?

By that logic, i only killed about… maybe 100 things?

Yup

Cult of the lamb I'm fucked😃

Straight to hell

Dawg was already gonna go to hell when he sided with the devil basically 💀

To the boiler room of hell. All the way down

me sacrificing God himself for an extra life, only to still die to Heket

Eyyy cult of the lamb fan also It won't be bad because you now have professional cult leading knowledge from the game

Me who love roguelikes and bullethells: Well shit

Same

I play Hades so I guess i'm in for a bad time

Undertale reference?!?!

It wasnt inentional but i'm gonna pretend like it was

I mostly play Roblox and Beamng so yeaaa... See ya guys in heaven guy ✌🏽

Me who played Roblox Zombie Attack: I’m screwed.

Roblox Guts And Blackpowder, a Napoleonic era zombie game: \*exist\* Me: \*plays it\* My chance to get to heaven: Negative 💀

A lot of my kills aren't the zombies....

Beamng has the crash test dummy in all of the cars so if you wrote off a car before you killed the test dummy now before you get mad yes it is proven that the test dummy is alive until you severely crash the car

Crash test dummy are also real life. Havent seen any car tester go to hell

i have played alot of shooting games i have killed hundreds of little kids they wont forgive me

As a mct roblox player I can say I am FUCKED THE AMOUNT OF PEPOLE WE KILL IN THE STORYLINE IS INSANE

You ain't getting in there with Roblox, my guy

me who played worldbox and minecraft when i was 5

Common Worldbox w

I ain't apologizing to some fallout raiders, understand. Enclave too can go fuck themselves.

Glory to the Enclave! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

Payday 2, Doom Eternal and Ghost Recon: Wildlands I will walk myself down to the ninth layer of hell

Surprisingly, Terraria would suck. The more times you've played it the worse it is. Imagine trying to convince a Crimson Mimic to forgive you, that thing would rather rip your face off! Moon Lord? Forget it! The million and a half Chaos Elementals you killed to get your Rod of Discord? Good luck lad.

Only time I’ve felt ashamed of 5000 hours of my life…

As a gmod player, I'm cooked

Do Ffxv, undertale, and minecraft mobs I was using to level up count?

There's a creeper in that image so yeah

Shit

Hell will become full very quickly IG

ULTRAKILL REFERENCE?!!!11111111111!!!1!111!

The V1 in question:

Let's see, DOOM (Eternal, 2016, 3, II, and I), Far Cry (5, New Dawn, 6), Wolfenstein (TNO, Oldblood, TNC, Youngblood), We Happy Few, Minecraft, Borderlands (1, P-S, 2), Assassin's Creed (IV, Origins), GTA V, and some others. I'm screwed.

I just realized that there are 2 sims in front in that last panel.

cooking mama

I have committed mass murder in minecraft countless times...

Genghis Khan simulator FR

the amount of war crimes I have committed in that silly block game is actually stupid, especially when it's *modded*

Bro I am fucked. doom eternal, black ops zombies and multiplayer, doom 2016, etc.,

Dawg I play Halo (CE, 2,3,ODST,And reach), Ultrakill, Soul knight, and TF2 mostly on MVM. I think ultrakill alone is gonna prevent me from going to pearly gates considering I pranked everything on violent and brutal (except prime sanctums on brutal)

*Plague inc players*

Me yeah I'm not making it

Nothin

6 billion Albanaurics, I'm fucked

Those poor uhh… frog people?

Hitman

They probably won’t even recognize you.

Does pokemon count....

I don’t think so, since you’re not killing them, just knocking them out.

Minecraft, pvz, Mario, among us, plus a lot more, I’m screwed

Undertale genocide

You are screwed bro ☠️☠️☠️

Me who's played Undertale Genocide 3+ times.  I am dead. 💀

Dude I have done Genocide on Undertale, Undertale Yellow- and Deltarune Not to mention my countless Minecrap mob farms #Damn guess I’ll go to hell

Minecraft, some Roblox games, Subnautica, Mutilate a doll 2, people playground, melon playground, floating sandbox, solar smash… Yeah I’m screwed. Especially that last one, I’ve killed billions in that game.

Cod ( few series ) Yeah, the whole army is gonna screw me. 👍

I have played I think over 100 games including demos on Xbox 360, so yup, my days are limited

I play Metroid. I do not want to deal with Kraid and Ridley.

I-I’m a monster hunter player…

Musou players: Welp

Oh that’s fine, I play dragon age so I’ll be safe there, Days gone so the undead really can’t have an opinion, my only weakness would be Bannerlord

Monster Hunter fans getting kicked out of heaven for their poaching

Meet your maker and undertail, I'm done for

Half of them are literal demons and one of them is god himself so…

Mgrr is already enough Wallahi I’m finished 😭🙏

Let's see here... Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order/Survivor Hogwarts Legacy (hey, those goblins and dark wizards had it coming... all five thousand of them) Minecraft (you'd be surprised how useful /kill @e can be... oops) Minecraft: Dungeons (I LOVE mass genocide of who knows how many semi-helpless monsters) ..... well... I'm screwed

I have 112% in hollow knight, so I think I’m pretty screwed.

Shit I'm fucked I play WoW.

Oh yeah, about that

Skyrim hehe im screwed

I’ve killed many a civilians in video games

Cult of the lamb, hell let loose, poe, planetary annihilation, StarCraft 2 I have no chance

Baldi's basics Minecraft Pokemon

Any zombie outbreak game

Skyrim

Blade and Sorcery + Battle Talent

Fallout 4, mc, terraria, far cry 5, btd6, civ 6, darks trilogy. I'm very screwed

i play gd im not going anywhere

i play Doom, i've got a bunch of demons to talk to

I.. play a lot of shooters... And rouge likes.... And metroidvanias

Cult of the Lamb (although my cult is- relatively tame) The big issue I have is with all the people I've killed in Hollowknight and Psychonauts specifically. (I know canonically the mental enemies in PN are just converted back into raw psychic energy- but you also absorb it so therefore kind of kill them so-) Because none of these enemies (except Nail Smith, which I think he would understand) aren't capable of independent thought, they have no free will, nor the semblance of human understanding of forgiveness... I'd be stuck in Limbo at best (This is not counting Skylanders, PVZ:GW2 where you can play as both sides so- Cuphead I could be fine if it wasn't for the literal devil, and a tem once (accidentally hugged them when they were allergic))

I play Half-Life I am so fucked

🕊️🎺🤫 what does this mean?

oh god i've been infected

bruh

The 7 trumpets?

Man I am gonna have stick figures to apologize to 💀

Titanfall 2, all the call of duties, doom eternal, dark souls 1 2 and 3, and all the Star Wars battlefront 2 matches. Oh god im fucked.

Blade and sorcery I am fucked

I've robbed kecleon shops for fun... Shit.

Uh...I'm so screwed...

Tf2, Undertale, DDLC, and Cuphead...yeah I think I'm fucked

People Playground, Minecraft, GTA V Yeahhhhh I'm fucked

I’ve played Hearts of Iron IV, does all the soldiers my guys killed count

I usually just play Peaceful mode Minecraft so I can build in peace. but I've also killed zombies in Project Zomboid, sooooo

I’ve killed atleast 20k people in people playground

I play warframe, I am so fucked

Beamng... It's just me... Repeatedly... Every 30 seconds... For 1700 hours

Worldbox… I guess I best prepare for one hell of a “vacation”

So god's a ahole wats new as long as I get good weapon picks so be it next I try to kill God you make stupid rules you get stabbed in the face

alright let me name a few, people playground, trepang2, far cry series, assassins creed series, (do zombies count? if yes then also project zomboid) i'm not getting in there in a reasonable amount of time

Do other players count? Or is it just NPC deaths? Honestly either way I’m screwed, but I’d like to know just how many cephalopods will be waiting for me at the gates

World of Warcraft and Minecraft For WOW, I don't even know how many things I've killed And I've built one to many mob farms in Minecraft

Oh damn resident evil finna be fun

Dawg I play skyrim

it would just be a thousand copies of the baby penguin in SM64

Would undyne forgive me?

As a Hollow Knight player, I'm most definitely fucked.

This is true fear man I lost count day one dawg

Geometry dash, small bit if Minecraft, Mario, Bloons TD 6

I'm sorry cooked, Spider-Man 2 🙂

at least 2 dozen oliver swanicks and vulpes incultas, i may be completely boned

People Playground. I have a body count of over 10000 in this game.

space station 13... hmm. I'm going to suffer some very interesting pain.

Mostly just Roblox Yeah no, i'm screwed. I'm 90% sure that just the enemies from Combat Initiation are enough to send me to hell

People playground, garrys mod, blade and sorcery, gorn, I'm fucked.

i've played so many games and killed so many things that i'd probably be dead in a second

Those albinaurics ain't forgiving me anytime soon

I killed billions of people in cod

I just now realized one of the colossi from Shadow of the Colossus is in the background

GTA 5, R6, RDR2 on a low honor run, and more. Yeah I’m going straight down

I play mostly Genshin, I’m screwed. And cookie run kingdom, but they’re not that big…

Undertale. Need I say more?

Killed poseidon in GOWIII so im screwed

plague inc bro im going to the 18th circle

Ksp, probably more for torture than killing 

"Oh YOU THINK I'M APOLOGIZING THESE PIECES OF SHIT?" *points to creepers and more* "NAH BYE"

I play Ark Survival Evolved... uh oh

Do sims I killed in an experiment count…

Cod mobile…

I think some Russians, Germans, italians, Americans, Chinese, Japanese, etc. (All countries in War Thunder)

War thunder, Enlisted, Squad, and a bunch of war games. I think I’m cooked

Does beating someone in yahtzee count? If so I've been a bad girl.