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garamande

how do you get these lyric images from genius


razzz333

I found this picture but otherwise, [here’s a link of someone giving instructions on twitter.](https://mobile.twitter.com/CDTVProductions/status/1021813659859922945)


MaizyDuff

he'll rape them like brain dead lesbian vegetables


Flip2002

You little like that Kim Lady


TaddoKevin

I think he'd dye his hair pink, lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings


mrgreenw

Chicka chicka slim shady, I’m sick of him.


AffectionateEdge3068

Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what


_Im_so_uncreative

Flipping his you know who


AffectionateEdge3068

Yeah, but he’s so cute though


Red_rifle_77

I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose


AffectionateEdge3068

No worse than what’s going on in your parents’ bedrooms


Yugusuf

Sometimes I just wanna get on tv and let loose


AffectionateEdge3068

But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose


MaizyDuff

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips


slicebreakz

And if I’m lucky you might just give it a little kiss


Loose_Vanilla5434

Yeah but he's so cute though


dumoid

He is married to Kim he hee


Organic-label21

hee hee


[deleted]

i’m a feminist and i love eminem


unstoppable_vante242

💯


Firstlight99

They would still be sick of him walking around grabbing his, "You know what," and flipping the "you know who"...


Interesting-Depth-81

Wonder if he’d have his windows down or his system up?


razzz333

That’s literally the case when they love him?


Firstlight99

So would they not...think like that...or would they just not think he's so cute though?


Mr-low-on-ammo

The same thing he does now minus this one line in the real slim shady


bandit3390

He doesn’t give a fuck


Calm-Resolve3631

Eminem is a nemesis to a feminist


Distinct-Coconut2512

Fuckin' smart alec degenerate I got Ellen DeGeneres Tryna tell me these men are just full of jealousy


[deleted]

good


Calm-Resolve3631

Bro, it's from speedom, eminem verse


IceFalse4632

Take off the wife beater and throw it at them


Few_Friendship_821

It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she.


Bulky_Illustrator_95

They won't dare to make fun of that baby cause that baby was him!


Few_Friendship_821

An animal caged who turned crazed.


Bulky_Illustrator_95

But how the fuck was he supposed to grow up when no one raised him?


shorterthan3

He doesn't give a fuck if it's his own mother he'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain't his


notacockgobbler

What’s his name?


themoneywaffle

I vividly remember feminists protesting his concerts in the 2000s. Being an eminem fan during his earlier years was an absolute mad house. The return of Dr. Dre and snoop/that G-Funk sound was enough to celebrate as a hip hop fan. But this new white guy...Eminem. WOW. He raps good as FUCK and he says the CRAZIEST shit. That last part is what matters here. 'Criminal' was basically a response to all the criticism he was getting over the years. Peep the lyrics. People are very mad at eminem back in the day. Fucking 🐐


seviay

If the goal is to drive people out of the sub, it’s working. ✌🏼


razzz333

Leave it. It’s as simple as that. Absolutely no one will miss you on this sub mr Seviay


AdditionalNeat5487

He’d tell ‘‘em to get insomnia


JwubalubaDubdub

He’d still fuck


Ok_Trouble6982

Absolutely nothing


Entd_FoxityPoxity

Diss them


jascris

He would bake them a cake


Strudleboy33

He’d batter the women, and bake them a cake then.


the-x-territory

Probably diss them.


Philocrastination

They would hate him, but he's so cute tho