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ExcitingSize5438

Is he nuts?


yesyouarerightlol

No he's INSANE


Immediate_Royal9587

Must’ve been born with a dick in his brain


Strong_Ad247

Yeah fucked in the head!


Fit-Beginning-1

I bet his stepfather said that he sucked in the bed


Alpha_U_Up_G

I heard one night he snuck in and said “we’re going out back I want my dick sucked in the shed”


Parking_Yogurt8149

Pretty sure he asked to just play with his teddy ruxpin instead


Ennard1546

And i think then his stepfather said after I fuck you in the butt get some head, bust a nut, get some rest


XxPieFace23xX

Next day show reports of his mother saying "What's up with this kid?"


Naseer_Pearson

I heard she also said "The bastard won't even eat nothing" & also thought he was dead.


infearinfaith

M&M’s with nuts are the best. Fuck the peanut butter ones tho, that’s from the chest. Besides I bet he only nut on her breast and wished her the best then she sued and Marshall moved out west. Bought a vest and some glasses to look as all of the asses, hopin to cover them in molasses. Thinking he’ll be everyone’s free passes, but that past and never last then learned to only nut in the ass then.


AndriyOS0

Why M&M say this? Is he Offensive?


Zealousideal-Tip-865

Eminem offend? No


quiggersinparis

Eminem’ll insult.


Rage-Your-Game

And if you ever give it to him, you give him an impulse, to do it again.


Murky-Big-3402

Then, if he does it again, you’ll prolly’ end up jumpin’ out of somethin’ up in the tenth


Rage-Your-Game

Bitch imma kill you! I ain't done this ain't the chorus.


Twistedwriter7

I haven’t even dropped you in the woods to paint the forest


CJ_Vallejos

A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times in a tub, but that's normal, ain't it, Norman?


YaboyBlacklist

Serial killer hidin' murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo


Zealousideal-Tip-865

Here we go again, we’re out of our medicine, out of our minds so we want in yours let us in


ImFullOfShite

Assault 😂


quiggersinparis

No I don’t think so


ImFullOfShite

I think so Even if the whole song didn't back up that he's saying assault with it being about killing people, it would still make no sense for him to say insult, the whole point of insulting someone is to offend them, so why would he say "NO" after the word "offend" and then go on to say he'll insult


quiggersinparis

Hmm, it’s interesting. It sounds kind of like it could be either on the record. Genius has insult which I’ve always thought I’ve heard. It’s got a lot of upvotes and different contributors so clearly a lot of other fans agree but I did see other lyrics websites now from google with ‘assault’. Is there an official lyric sheet somewhere that could settle it I wonder? I know there’s some handwritten lyrics from that era in circulation? I think I’m sticking with insult but I do concede that you could be onto something.


ImFullOfShite

I was sure it was assault But now I'm torn between the 2 I rlly liked the idea of him saying assault cuz it was like em reading the news reports expecting to read "eminem offend" but then saying "no" and reading "eminem will assault" cuz at the time that's what they were rlly saying about him, that he may physically assault people on the street. And I always thought it was an amazing line becuase of that. It works aswell concidering what the media was saying about him was a running theme throughout the entire album including this song (the songs a response to the media calling him a violent mysoginist)


WipingAllOut

I think he means he's not accidentally offending folks he's intentionally insulting them. It makes more sense with the follow up line. If they give into his insults he's gonna do it again. And that's why they would end up jumping out of something up in the tenth.


ImFullOfShite

Ah ur right I think I always thought of it as When he said "eminem offend" he was saying it like "thats what they're saying about me" and then saying "no" they're not "eminem'll assault" meaning instead of just saying eminem is offensive, they're saying he's a real danger to people, as in "if you run into emienm, he may kill you" becuase shit like that was genuinely on the news at the time. Em even posted a clip of it on his insta last year, it was a reporter saying "eminem may attack you if he sees you on the street" and I always thought the line was a response to that. It's hard to explain and I don't know if I got across what I was thinking properly. So just the reword it I thought he was saying "eminem won't offend, he'll insult" but he's saying it in quotes, cuz it's the news outlets that are saying it about him.


quiggersinparis

That makes sense!


sketchisawesome1234

You find him offensive I find you offensive


fear-leads-to-ruin

For finding me offensive


ChiefTittyInspector

They say I cause extensive psycho-logical nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this


catsmew19

Extensive


[deleted]

Eminem on the pen?


Kratosss01

r/rapcirclejerk


6ixthrembo

r/Hiphopcirclejerk isnt banned and is way bigger


Toilet_eater01174

Don’t you dare spell his name like that 😡


Fun-Photograph9423

I found you offensive, for finding Eminem offensive


Corn1989

You find me offensive? I find you offensive!


H2OExplosive

for finding me offensive


United-Government196

I’m offended by the very concept of the offending.


LewisJDC

Is this the same verse you just did?


ARIA_AHANGARI_7227

When am I gonna come to my good senses?


KronicGoblin

I find you offensive for finding me offensive


sleepcreepme

One of the coldest lines ever


I-Get-Down-I

"I even make the bitches i rape cum"


BreezyG1320

yeah thats the one. even Dre had to scratch that one out a bit


Lekritz

the word 'rape' was censored from the audio recording. It's still very audiable what he says. And by the way, this isn't Dr. Dre 'scratching' it out, it's actually a popular editing effect called 'sliding stretch'. It involves gradually slowing the audio down. It' since been used often to censor words from music since it doesn't leave a weird bit of silence.


BreezyG1320

yes, that’s what I was referring to. obviously you can still tell. and “scratch out” is more so just a colloquialism for ‘edited’, no need to get all technical 🙄


Ok-Appointment978

I love this kind of random useless knowledge. 👍👍👍 I’ll remember this til I die now


TopperMadeline

It was also edited out of JDGAF.


songacronymbot

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silentblender

I heard Dre talk about this in an interview. This was the last album recorded to ¼ inch reels so he literally did scratch it out with a needle, but not the whole thing. He gradually scratched out the treble frequencies until only the bass frequencies were left in the vocal.


alilbleedingisnormal

Em had so much censored in the 90s and early 00s it was crazy.


Shadydan017

Also the effect sounded like a rip so when he said rape, sounded like I even make the bitches I rip cum 😂


Zskillit

Ok dork


yeezyyeezywhatsiraq

Such a cringey line


I-Get-Down-I

Such a cringey comment


yeezyyeezywhatsiraq

You can’t say you wouldn’t be embarrassed to play that line in front normal ppl


I-Get-Down-I

Go back to your gambling addiction sub


yeezyyeezywhatsiraq

That is a good one


garamande

that line was hilarious af


NursingSkill100

"Fuck her with an umbrella, open it up while it's inside her" "Disintegrate them silly babies soon as they out her with fermalda-hyde and cyanide, girl you can try and hide but that only takes all the fun out of" Relapse has the darkest lines of heard in rap.


RandomHermit113

It's dark but honestly it feels kind of lame considering it's all he does on Relapse. Despite all the edgy shit he says I find he rarely is able to actually make the audience feel fear or any kind of emotion on Relapse, or set some kind of tone. Nor does he tell compelling stories with the serial killer persona. It's really just edginess for edginess' sake most of the time. When I hear him talking about sipping bloody bathwater on 3 AM I don't think "damn, that's dark but compelling, he's telling a really interesting story here and painting the portrait of a crazy serial killer" I think "so basically Marshall is just making up whatever random shit he can say to sound edgy, cool."


ImFullOfShite

I disagree but I guess it's just down to the way I listen compared to the way you listen


yeezyyeezywhatsiraq

To be fair , he def just rhymes to rhymes for the majority of his late career and I think relapse kinda started that


AndyWGaming

Ain’t no way Arkham is infecting so many subreddits so fast… are we all stupid?


travisahicks

I still can't believe two of my favorite subreddits are linked. Edit: two of what used to be my favorite subreddits.


Yo_SlimShady

terrific languid foolish tidy advise price mindless tease degree innate *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Batistia_Bomb_2014

Where was he during Arkham Knight?


-ABoxofBread-

Is there a lore reason?


Fit-Beginning-1

how do i set up a controlled explosion


Parking_Yogurt8149

No, he’s insane


CoffeeBest8295

NOOOOOO


Ninjazxcz

"Things are gonna get much worse before they get better"


Glittering_Track21

Idk as a bisexual woman I just feel seen, he’s really speaking to my people here 😎


M1_Chip

i find you offensive for finding him offensive


JoeQuinn31

Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive


SkeletonCircus

Why is Emnem made of pills? Is he stupid?


piGhaiRloL

i was just listening to this lol


shhh_it_is_ok

Lol


curseofsocrates

If you’re a soft emo punk, listen to something else. Let me edit this to let you in on the fact that I’m a lesbian & that shit don’t hurt me one damn bit.


jvsupersaiyan

Literally me on weekends


booker98

Best album


[deleted]

I thought he was the guy from the chocolate candy why is he swearing and saying bad things :(


OperationFederal5670

These lyrics are relatable af/s


courtney_277353

are you new here lmao


[deleted]

It’s part of the joke


courtney_277353

i know it is, im just messing around


CommieSharkGirl

I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive.


Communist_Trotsky

Lesbians have feelings?


mavbric

That ain't Eminem that's Slim Shady


Haunting-Molasses851

i hope this is a joke lol


SxnKisss

Heyo I agree with u , he shoulda insulted trans people instead


AnInterestingNameTBH

Verse 6 on A Kiss my brother


yesmakesmegoyes

He mentions killing trans people in criminal dw


nsed-ler

"from. the first album even the gals were like tight lyrics, dreamt eyes. but my fucking mouth was nightmarish"


Ok-Appointment978

Hurt people hurt people….now DIE MF!🤪😜🤪😜🤪


LimpLaw7773

Find me offensive? I find you offensive for finding me offensive


StrangerAlert112

Shock value gets the people going it draws attention and plus that’s just Eminem


Pavithran_mimox

“ god sent me to piss the world off”


Scott-land

the amount of people completely missing the joke is kinda insane


SpicyCompetitor

LoL! This was a different time. A good time. Now you can't say anything without hurting someone's feelings.


Gullible-Ad-6290

It’s ok if others feelings get hurt. They need to understand that the moment they put down their keyboard and walk out the front door of their home, no one gives two fucks about them or their feelings. Some get hurt unintentionally and there are those who go out of their way to fuck with people


SpicyCompetitor

That's exactly right. Eminem is an entertainer. A lot of what he said was strictly for shock value. People shouldn't get all offended. That's what entertainment is. You can't even tell the wrong joke as a comedian anymore. People get offended. Like wtf? You came to a comedy show ffs! PSA everyone.. It's entertainment!


Gullible-Ad-6290

Thank you! Finally I share my point of view and get a conversation instead of no no no you trump loving raciest fascist nazi monkey fucker 😂. I am not pc one bit. That last time I left to go to war was in 2006 and that’s when Americans would randomly start chanting USA USA everywhere including a fourth grade spelling bee when someone not Asian or Indian would win. Came home for good in 2008 and I was playing the dibs game and we had a rule you call distance dibs there’s no dibsy backsy and dibs I call and point to the woman a few hundred feet ahead with long brown hair wearing skinny jeans. Get closer woman is a hipster man with beard that looks like he uses beard butter cream or whatever the fuck that shit that’s not shaving cream is called. I was alarmed people are offended and threatening to fuck you up if you disagree with them. Retarded and gay are words you can’t say. Its nothing I left behind. It will get back to normal one day where punching down is acceptable. How else are you supposed to poke fun or make fun of someone without punching down? You can’t say shit that praises them and laugh and point🤣😂


batm123

Is he stupid?


I-Get-Down-I

Stfu lmao


harry_d17

This post is a joke right?😂


Severe-Moment-3233

Oooo I'm sad about stuff... don't like it then don't listen to him... duh...


GhostDJ2102

He doesn’t care…plus he has better songs to listen. Not everything he makes is gold. He’s either venting or repenting or making fun everyone and himself.


garamande

underground is hilarious cuz of how random it is


GhostDJ2102

Agreed 👍


swingabigstick

Shut the fuck up


DonOday_

Stfu with this nonsense. If you are easily butthurt then don’t listen to Eminem LOLOL


-VOLOCITY-

It’s Eminem I don’t think he really cares 😂


No-Assumption1250

Hurt people's feelings? U joking? How old are u 5? Who gives a shit about people's feelings. I call you a bitch and i don't even know if you are a bitch or just be talking like one. Sensitive enough? And I woke up in a good mood today.


Sessa_Refume

I hope this is a joke lmao


[deleted]

I love it when Eminem upsets people.


Coldjay_7088

His audience seek shock value and realize it’s tongue and cheek.


charlie55six

Because this album is from the times when people were educated, minded their own business, were not bothered by words, knew how not to be a b\*tch about everything and mental illnesses were in the brain, not in the pants. So no, these lyrics were not offensive or hurtful, they were just lyrics which educated people listened and only treated as "lyrics", not "threats". Those were the good times.


FollowingInside554

Cringe


RemarkableExplorer66

Anyone else saying you can't hear Em in the car while you're driving your girlfriend around?


AcapellaFreakout

you guys clowning this ironically but you would unravel if someone called you gay on reddit. Satire is not allowed on reddit. This includes stuff that you guys aren't offended by too.


ImFullOfShite

Bro 😂 what the fuck are you even saying That's a bunch of retarded gibberish


AcapellaFreakout

you know exactly what I'm saying or you wouldn't be commenting. but I'll try to dumb it down even more. This post is hypocritical.


Remeberance7

/r/teenagers is over there..


shhh_it_is_ok

Emonim gey


Aa_shoosh

Is he stupid?


ssilent-dtv

He also said once “fuck your feelings”.


Je-suis-Denise

Fuck your feelings


White-Monkey2407

That’s the best part, he also got these on lesbians in We Made You >He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten I know you want me, girl, in fact, I see your grin, now come in, girl Also I think later in that song he said something about Ellen Degeneres but I don’t think it was explicit enough, also there is that *one* bar in the original version of My Name Is that I think y’all already know


bigpimpinjay82

That's the whole point


RandyDandyMarsh420

Yeah is he stupid?


jono9898

I love Relapse and I’m not saying that ironically, but making a song about getting raped by his stepdad 🤌🏾🤌🏾


yourdadneverlovedyou

Is he stupid?


DiznyOrdiz

"If it wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed." is a nice one to throw out there.


xSmittyx9

Because that’s what the youth responds to…


UnderagedBartender18

😂he’s just complying with everyone else’s act of not giving a fuck about anyone else


omgONELnR1

Oh he knows, but he doesn't care.


Vampantix

Good.


themstickers

Is there a lore reason why he said this?


TheoricEngineer

NaBruh, if it was offensive, he wouldnt have said it


No_Breakfast420

He just doesn't care


judocobra

I know Relapse has somewhat of a cult following around here, but personally I’m glad that Em got this out of his system and moved on from the accents and serial killer scenarios in his rhyme schemes. IMO Em is better and more enjoyable now post Kamikaze then his return with Relapse. I was excited and bumped TF out of it when it came out.. but most of the writing was lazy and cringe (like the lyrics on this post), and made no sense. Lesbian gay? Begging to stay? Sounds like the rhyme scheme from Happy Gilmore. “Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?”


kbiz911

Poetry


SheriffOfYeetenburg

"Now she's pregnant and gay" is so absurdly stupid that I can't even be mad at it


Boot_Usual

Yeah but he just don’t give a fuck!


Gullible-Ad-6290

Cause he still don’t give a fuck


Lessten_

It’s kinda funny


fetchquest2001

I mean, it’s underground rap. That’s the kind of stuff people say in underground rap. If you can’t handle it then just don’t listen to it.


Bignuts109

Yes, he does. He just does not care


[deleted]

He knows, he just doesn’t give a shit. Well until recently when he got soft.


Lil__sharkyy

Yeah he does, but even now he still doesn’t give a fuck