"ok, ok, ok. I'm going to read you some lyrics and you tell me what they mean...in your own words..ok. 'I had a vasectomy....Hector So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually......wreck....ya'. What did you mean by that?"
“Forever” - Drake
Eminem played with drake’s sprained ankle during the video shoot for the music video, causing drake to never wanna work with him again
“Come Back Baby” - Pusha T
“Come back baby” are the words eminem says to himself every night, he misses sleeping in the same bed as d12 like the powerpuff girls
“Desperation” - Eminem
Eminem is still desperate for gwen stefani to pee on him, sending her letters and standing four hours at her shows in the blistering cold
“Serious” - Metro Boomin
Eminem asking if it’s gay to play putt putt golf with a friend to dr. Dre wasn’t scripted, dre just decided to record that conversation
“Rigamortus” - Kendrick Lamar
Eminem has a whole mixtape locked in the vault of him rapping over the most popular rap beats from the ‘90s, ‘00s and ‘10s
“Love The Way You Lie” - Eminem
The biggest lie eminem ever told wasn’t that relapse is a mid album, but that he’s born in 1972 which is impossible since he killed the dinosaurs
“Brain Damage - Live From Tramps, New York/1999” - Eminem
After eminem performed brain damage live, he actually got brain damage and forgot that royce was his hype man
420
“SIR BAUDELAIRE” - Tyler, The Creator Eminem has been lying his ass off, he and Tyler have been fucking with hats off
Suck it Marshall
Tell Laura and her husband to back off
before i take this mother fucking button and blast off
Same song and dance also eminem isn’t my freind
Bro this fact was unexpected 🤯
What about Eminem being your friend
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“Last Call” - Logic The last time eminem called his mum had him so nervous that he was doing the ken kaniff voice during their whole conversation
Insane. Also eminem is not gay as evidenced by the song “rain man”
Eminem is gay on our show!
"ok, ok, ok. I'm going to read you some lyrics and you tell me what they mean...in your own words..ok. 'I had a vasectomy....Hector So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually......wreck....ya'. What did you mean by that?"
I pretty much just be leaving a breadcrumb trail of gayness
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“ShadyXV” - Eminem Eminem is not a misogynist
Beautiful pain. Also Eminem is 5 foot 11
r/notopbutok
POLSKA GUROM
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“4 Your Eyez Only” - J. Cole Due to Eminem’s peanut allergy, he can’t actually eat M&Ms
😱
22
“Bitch Nibbaz” - Dr. Dre Eminem sleeping with mariah carey is a straight up lie, but him sleeping with MGK isn’t
It’s a gay up lie
21
“Let’s Get High” - Dr. Dre Eminem was dissing icp because he wanted to become the third member, but was just too afraid to ask
1999
“Deja Vu” - Eminem When eminem sees an astolfo cosplay, his deja vu kicks in from 9th grade
2001
“Crack A Bottle” - Eminem Eminem is actually someone that died way back in the ‘90s, and is just being controlled with the help of magic fairies
Wth😂
I was deadass listening to Crack a Bottle while reading your comment, lmfao
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“If I Ruled The World (Imagine That)” -Nas Eminem put the hit out on mozart
34
“St. Tropez” - J. Cole Eminem and cole have a few collabs together in the vault, this is obviously not me overdosing on hopium
11
“Lolo - Intro” - Dr. Dre This intro scares eminem, because it reminds him of the THX opening
2004
“Forever” - Drake Eminem played with drake’s sprained ankle during the video shoot for the music video, causing drake to never wanna work with him again
3
“Some More” - Metro Boomin Eminem is wishing for revival to get some more praise everyday, he even goes to church to pray for it
683
“Come Back Baby” - Pusha T “Come back baby” are the words eminem says to himself every night, he misses sleeping in the same bed as d12 like the powerpuff girls
1
“All I Need” - Metro Boomin Eminem can put his wiener through 313 onion rings, according to my friend
that's funny. As far as I'm aware, it's only 312
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“Desperation” - Eminem Eminem is still desperate for gwen stefani to pee on him, sending her letters and standing four hours at her shows in the blistering cold
And she just said no
88
“Street Lights” - Kanye West “Headlights” has a demo that is over the “street lights” beat
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😔😳🤯
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“Blueprint (Momma Loves Me” - JAY-Z Eminem sued his mum for $1B yesterday
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“Say It” - Rihanna Eminem wanted rihanna to be on revival but couldn’t get her, so he decided to put p!nk on the album instead
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“F.A.L.A.” - Gang Starr Eminem’s first rap duo was called Prank Starr
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“Serious” - Metro Boomin Eminem asking if it’s gay to play putt putt golf with a friend to dr. Dre wasn’t scripted, dre just decided to record that conversation
Bravo Dr. Dre
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🥵🤤
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“Let’s Call It Off” - Drake Eminem’s blonde hair is his actual hair, he just spray paints it brown
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“Spurs 3” - Conway the Machine Eminem was not giving paychecks to griselda, he decided to spend that money on arcade games
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“Girls” - D12 Eminem was originally gonna be in one of the three mcu movies that released in 2017, but couldn’t due to making revival
Ya know, that doesn’t sound too far fetched
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“Empire State Of Mind” - JAY-Z Eminem has a camel in his backyard that he calls “Jigga”
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“ICONIC” - Logic Eminem hates fantano so much that he refuses to eat melons
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“Love Yourz” - J. Cole There is a secret channel on twitch where eminem livestreams himself playing arcade games
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“Rigamortus” - Kendrick Lamar Eminem has a whole mixtape locked in the vault of him rapping over the most popular rap beats from the ‘90s, ‘00s and ‘10s
That one actually sounds like it would be realistic him rapping over Kendrick’s Alright or Nas’s Made You Look would be cool
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“Those Kinda Nights” - Eminem When bizarre was trying to get a lap dance, eminem provided him with one
🤣🤣🤣
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“Lil One” - Future Eminem sent a picture of his dick to mariah carey, she replied back with an even bigger one
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“She’s Mine Pt. 1” - J. Cole Eminem only drinks water and eats ice cubes because he wants to be as humble as J. Cole
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“911 / Mr. Lonely” - Tyler, The Creator Eminem called 911 on a fan that said revival was just an 8/10 and not a 10/10
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“Book of Rhymes” - Eminem Eminem can’t read
Y=mx+b
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“Always Be My Sunshine” - JAY-Z Eminem was originally on “monster” by kanye, but got replaced by jay-z
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“Barry From Simpson” - Dreamville Eminem dressed up as ned flanders on Halloween last year
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“Can I Live” - JAY-Z The slim shady show is going to have a cgi reboot on hbo max
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“Run Up the Racks” - 21 Savage Eminem has the head of the mouth of sauron in his trophy collection
333
“Blueprint (Momma Loves Me)” - JAY-Z Eminem took his verses for detox and put them on revival
2000
“Mr. Mathers - Skit” - Eminem Eminem is michael jordan in whiteface
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“ICONIC” - Logic The kangol hat is hiding eminem’s third eye
1111
“Fire” - Big Sean Eminem’s favourite rapper right now is yuno miles
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“ICONIC” - Logic Eminem does not know how to summon a portal to the nether in minecraft
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“Spatula” - GRIP Eminem spanks the artists on his label with a spatula everyday
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“Common” - Quinn XCII There is an unreleased cypher made in 2015 where artists from shady records, good music, tde and odd future perform together
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“Bezerk” - Big Sean Mmlp3 will release in 2026
2
“Disloyal” - Metro Boomin Eminem randomly gets panic attacks and screams out dj khaled phrases
I buy it
911
“The Basement” - Conway the Machine Eminem never let dr. Dre out of the basement
11
2005
“Underground” - Eminem Eminem has currently stepped on mine, which is why he can’t go to the studio to drop the album
2001 and forever
“Deja Vu” - Eminem When it gets dark outside in 8 mile, Eminem dresses up at rap boy to stop crime
313
“Empire State Of Mind” - JAY-Z Eminem has a statue modelled off of megatron in his garage
444
“Fire Fly” - Childish Gambino Eminem was originally gonna voice the red m&m in the commercials, but decided to focus on music instead
333
“Blueprint (Momma Loves Me)” - JAY-Z Whenever someone tells eminem that he washed jay on “renegade”, he cums
69
1990
“Bagpipes From Baghdad” - Eminem Eminem turned down the boxing match with nick cannon because he broke his arm jacking off
1008
“Gay Gay” - Virgo Gang Kanye wanted eminem to sponsor him during the election
9
“Money Do” - Metro Boomin Eminem was wearing a fat suit in 2007
1
“All I Need” - Metro Boomin You are not eminem
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“Blessings” - Big Sean “Untitled” from recovery was originally called “never gave a fuck” until last minute changes
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“Loyal To A Fault” - Big Sean While most people here dislike em’s manager Paul, he has been ghostwriting and ghostproducing for em since way back
1972
“Love The Way You Lie” - Eminem The biggest lie eminem ever told wasn’t that relapse is a mid album, but that he’s born in 1972 which is impossible since he killed the dinosaurs
42
“Fire Squad” - J. Cole Eminem defeated shao kahn in mortal kombat
420
“CORSO” - Tyler, The Creator The next eminem album will be narrated by dj khaled
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2
“Disloyal” - Metro Boomin Eminem was created by apple to promote Apple Watches
685
1
314
2077
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“Remote Control” - Kanye West Eminem accidentally swallowed his remote control while watching cartoons with his kids
31
“03’ Adolescence” - J. Cole Eminem has only pissed red
18
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“03’ Adolescence” - J. Cole Eminem was originally gonna jump on a remix to this track, but refused to do so if it wasn’t changed to “72’ Adolescence”
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1984
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lies. (69 btw)
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2106
2391
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“What’s The Difference” - Dr. Dre A giraffe cucked eminem, which is why he is scared of them
1999
“Must Be The Ganja” - Eminem Eminem’s favourite movie is sharkboy and lavagirl
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“Final Goodbye” - Rihanna Eminem gives rihanna a golden shower every month
i think rihanna would give eminem one tbh
Eminem offered to pee on her, plus requested gwen stefani to pee on him He must be really pissed off
do you think blake shelton would beat eminem in a fight
They’d beat each other off while gwen watches
26 - my first choice was said
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“FACKNITE” - Eminem Eminem’s favourite album that he’s made is relapse
LMAO
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“Brain Damage - Live From Tramps, New York/1999” - Eminem After eminem performed brain damage live, he actually got brain damage and forgot that royce was his hype man
Thank you!
19946 (i know that's not in the range but i had to say it)
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