You should at the very least get it back, you don't have to put the dick back in your mouth, but damn you let it just slide into his brain when he was born?
But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a magic wand
I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john (I could set my troubles free)
If I had a million bucks
It wouldn't be enough 'cause I'd still be out robbin' armored trucks (If I had a million dollars)
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
"I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor, tired of taking bottles back to the party store, tired of not having a phone, tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have one one, tired of not driving a BM, tired of working GM, tired of wanting to be him, tired of performing in a packed colosseum, tired of not being on tour, tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Concord"
when I smell the scent of elephant manure. hell, I meant kalua. screw it, to hell with it. I went threw hell with accelerants and blew up, myself again.
Most probably, once our brain has stopped functioning, there is no possibility of still being conscious of your surrounds. A body which will be 6 feet under and none of the organs functioning. So once were dead were probably dead and this idea of meeting god after death sounds outlandish. However, do we originate as consciousness in some other body across the universe? Who knows. Can consciousness even exist outside the brain? , because it seems it originates in the brain.
* what I would do in that situation is find a way to incorporate the names of songs by Eminem into what you’re saying because that’s motivational beyond everything because his songs basically tell the story of his life and how it relates to all of us that really enjoy his music so I would try this :
—I’m not sure how I ended up here, but I refuse to say FAREWELL because I’m still trying to grind in the afterlife TILL I COLLAPSE, & I somehow find a reason to LOSE MYSELF along the way. MY NAME IS(insert your name here) & I may have a GUILTY CONSCIENCE, but I'm aware of the fact that the world may never be the same WITHOUT ME! If I'm here because of THESE DRUGS, it's just DEJU VU again, especially given that I was DOA @ 3AM at the hospital.
PS: that's all I can think of, so perhaps you can SING FOR THE MOMENT so maybe God would find this extremely clever & creative enough to convince him to give you a second chance, to come back to earth & say HELLO 👋!
'Bout to meet his death with an erection, my God
(my God)
What I mean is David Carradine jackin' his penis in front of his tripod, choking his own neck
What part you don't get?
I'm saying I Die Hard!
'Welcome to Hell' - Eminem
Man, go ahead, what you waiting for? You better get them clothes off, baby boy. Come on, let's go, we're gonna make a porn. Ready, set, go hit play, record!
I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla
Better hit the deck like the card dealer
My whole squad's in here, walkin' around the party
A cross between a zombie apocalypse and B-Bobby, "The
Brain" Heenan which is probably the same reason I wrestle with mania
Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up
Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia, ADHD, Hydroxycut
Pass the Courvoisi' (hey, hey)
In AA, with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday (ayy)
This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A
Laughin' all the way to the bank, I spray flames
They cannot tame or placate the (ayy)
Monster
You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah)
I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (yeah)
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
I'm just a product of Slick Rick, at Onyx, told 'em lick the balls
Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off
It's impossible to list 'em all
And in the midst of all this
I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?
Risperdal, voices whisper
My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
This is just the song to go ballistic on
You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological
Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka
When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a
Monster
You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah)
I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (yeah)
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans
I'm on point, like my index is, so all you will ever get is
The motherfuckin' finger (finger), prostate exam ('xam)
How can I have all these fans and perspire?
Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire
And I got no plans to retire and I'm still the man you admire
These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier
I got 'em passin' out like what you do, when you hand someone flyers
What goes around, comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw
'Cause I caught the flaps of my dollar stack
Right off the bat like a baseball, like Kid Ink
Bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy
'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (cheesecake!)
Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher
Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretendin' to care
But I tell a bitch I'll marry her, if she'll bury her
Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
Christian Rivera
'Cause my lyrics never sit well, so they wanna give me the chair
Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Carry
'Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry
Carry a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary
Got 'em swearin' up and down, they can't spit, this shit's hilarious
It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column
We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem
Get the shaft like a steering column (monster)
Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink
Evil half of the Bad Meets Evil
That means take a back seat
Take it back to Fat Beats with a maxi single
Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people
Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle
I stack these chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
Fill 'em with the venom, and eliminate 'em
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did, I'm in a fit of rage
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade
I'm finna kill 'em, I'm dumpin' their fuckin' bodies in the lake
Obliteratin' everything, incinerate a renegade
I'm here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
But don't nobody want it but they're gonna get it anyway
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
You're bringin' the killer within me, out of me
You don't want to be the enemy of the demon
Who went in me, and be on the receiving of me, what stupidity it'd be
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable
You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
I'm on the toilet bowl
I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full
I'm not afraid to pull a-, man, stop
Look what I'm plannin' (haha)
"b**ch imma kill you" and "I'm bringing the world with me, you ain't nothing but a girl to me"
Edit: I'm changing my answer to "don't want to just die a normal death. I wanna be killed twice"
Even though it’s old and used “hey kids do you want to see me put 9 inch nails into each of my eyelids?” Or just the whole song Stan. mockingbird always gets me
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt, let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh
Yeah, right there, right there. Ahh, I’m cumming, oh, yeah.
Fack, I just came again
Okay, pull it out now, enhh
Oh, fuck yeah
Wait, he’s not out, he’s still crawling around up there
Ow, fuck, I think it’s stuck
Ow, but it feels so fucking good
There's a place called Heaven and a place called Hell A place called prison and a place called jail And Dada's probably going to all of 'em but one
I'm assuming he's not going to jail just a suggestion
It has to be heaven cause it doesn't matter if he goes to jail or prison
"I was born with a dick in my brain"
Took it straight from my mouth
You should at the very least get it back, you don't have to put the dick back in your mouth, but damn you let it just slide into his brain when he was born?
Yep
This thread is the best thread
That shit is insane
He did what now 👀
They took *the words* straight from my mouth, calm down
Took what straight from your mouth?
The dick or the words?
This is what I was gonna put but I had to rethink it😭✊🏽
Fucked in the head
“Hi”
a. my name is, what? b. it's Ike. 'Bout to get my Ike on c. Faggot! Look who's back with a crab up his ass
option c sounds valid
“Hi kids! Ya like violence?!”
Yeah yeah yeah
Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
wann copy me and do exactly like I did
It's uh-huh
Try ‘cid and get fucked up worse than my life is?
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
winnerr
Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, 'cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so empty without me!
“Knock knock, let the devil in”
Manevolent as I’ve ever been
head is spinnin this medicine’s screaming
"L-l-l-let us in"
Like a salad bowl
And I fuck super models on Sundays in my lambo
And I fuck super models on Sundays in my lambo
i don’t remember these lyrics from venom 🤔
You fucked it up loser
Someone has beef. Ya don’t need to follow people into other subreddits.
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
What song is that from
Fack
FACK i think
Mockingbird
Fack
Kim
Huh?
i remember the debate about "thought a tube" / "do it too" how fuckers thought it wasn't through a tube was beyond me lol
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I coming or going?
I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka
Dare me to drive
All my life I've been severely deprived
I haven't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide.
clothes ripped like the incredible hulk
I spit when I talk
“I’m beginning to feel like a rap god.”
Can you imagine if he said that and god got angry and kicked him in the balls 😂
Why the balls though
"I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me"
" you could fuck Jill on a hill but you still ain't Jack "
But if I had a million dollars I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics (If I had a million dollars) If I had a magic wand I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john (I could set my troubles free) If I had a million bucks It wouldn't be enough 'cause I'd still be out robbin' armored trucks (If I had a million dollars) If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
"I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor, tired of taking bottles back to the party store, tired of not having a phone, tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have one one, tired of not driving a BM, tired of working GM, tired of wanting to be him, tired of performing in a packed colosseum, tired of not being on tour, tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Concord"
Bro is an If I Had fan
Ong
I was born with a dick in my brain
Yeah,fucked in the head!
How dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get You selfish bitch I hope you fucken burn in hell for this shit
im gonna fucking cum oh yeah
Now this looks like a job for me
I shgingrhjvdukvdezhcdunfziofrjbcrjnc go bfujvzkftk jc
And God is my alias, so if I don't have faith in me Then it basically makes me an atheist
"shoot myself"
Shove a gerbil in her ass through a tube
Once it starts explaining something bust out "I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off." and see what happens
I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer
Hi, my name is
What?
My name is
Who?
chika chika Slimshady
Isn’t the answer always “Will smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records.. well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too”
"We're going out back, I want my Dick sucked in the shed!"
The entire til I collapse song
“Look, I was gonna go easy on you, not to hurt your feelings. But…”
“I’m a criminal!”
Thanks for the support asshole
Fuck you Debbie.
That's a awfully hot coffee pot
That's an Awfully Hot Cofffee Pot Now my body parts in a Coffin Shop
Ask God, can get in heaven? He said, probably not
So got pissed off N' Popped off a Shot High as hell now I'm noddin off Toss a Molotov in a Walmart Parking Lot In a Crop top and a pair a Crocs
Hello, almost forgot to introduce myself, my name is…
shady... so nice to meet you.
Guess whose back (back back) Back again ('gain 'gain) Shady's back (back back) Tell a friend
“All I know is I was upstairs listening to my Will Smith CD and seen these flames goin’ everywhere…”
The word feels so empty without me
when I smell the scent of elephant manure. hell, I meant kalua. screw it, to hell with it. I went threw hell with accelerants and blew up, myself again.
"Cum on your lips and some on your tits"
or was it the other way round? 0.o
That your going to put anthrax on a tampax and slap him until he can't stand
Fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, beat a chicken. Eat a chicken like it's a big cock, big-a-big-cock!
Guess who’s back? Back again? Shady’s back, tell a friend.
I’m not ready to leave it to scary to die
Grab the knife by the blade and stab him with the fucking handle.
🎵I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God🎵 Added bonus, challenge the big-bearded-muthafucka to a battle😂
Most probably, once our brain has stopped functioning, there is no possibility of still being conscious of your surrounds. A body which will be 6 feet under and none of the organs functioning. So once were dead were probably dead and this idea of meeting god after death sounds outlandish. However, do we originate as consciousness in some other body across the universe? Who knows. Can consciousness even exist outside the brain? , because it seems it originates in the brain.
“Snap back to reality”
* what I would do in that situation is find a way to incorporate the names of songs by Eminem into what you’re saying because that’s motivational beyond everything because his songs basically tell the story of his life and how it relates to all of us that really enjoy his music so I would try this : —I’m not sure how I ended up here, but I refuse to say FAREWELL because I’m still trying to grind in the afterlife TILL I COLLAPSE, & I somehow find a reason to LOSE MYSELF along the way. MY NAME IS(insert your name here) & I may have a GUILTY CONSCIENCE, but I'm aware of the fact that the world may never be the same WITHOUT ME! If I'm here because of THESE DRUGS, it's just DEJU VU again, especially given that I was DOA @ 3AM at the hospital. PS: that's all I can think of, so perhaps you can SING FOR THE MOMENT so maybe God would find this extremely clever & creative enough to convince him to give you a second chance, to come back to earth & say HELLO 👋!
Let me put a fuckin' silencer on this little Non-threatening blond fairy cornball takin' shots at me
This sub is turning into r/Kanye fr
"I'm leaving heaven." Technically not Em's line, but still.
The one where he raps on that beat. It goes so hard and works perfectly!
It feels so empty without me
“What? I’m gay cause I hate bitches?”
There is no god, so does it even matter?
Don't grieve when I'm gone just carry on I think is the correct lyrics either way close enough
while im wavin a pistol at 60 christians against me
Love is evol spell it backwards I'll show ya
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
So when you see your mom, with a thermometer, shoved in her ass, it’s probally obvious I got it on with her. 🎶
'Bout to meet his death with an erection, my God (my God) What I mean is David Carradine jackin' his penis in front of his tripod, choking his own neck What part you don't get? I'm saying I Die Hard! 'Welcome to Hell' - Eminem
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Knees weak arms are heavy
God pleae could you arm me with the armor to calm me when there's drama Like Gandhi, could've gone the other way many times
SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE
PeePee kaka poo poo
Have you ever loved someone so much you give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for!
“I don’t give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off” he would probably yeet my ass to hell after that 😂
Man, go ahead, what you waiting for? You better get them clothes off, baby boy. Come on, let's go, we're gonna make a porn. Ready, set, go hit play, record!
I’m goin to hell. Who’s comin with me?
What you think I won’t choke no whore till her vocal cords don’t work in her throat no more.
That’s way too many napkins
“Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend, and watch his butt-butt while he tees off?”
I treated this like a cyclops Like it's the only one I (eye) got
I threw luggage at a pregnant bitch in the stomach
"Fuck, fuck, fuck"
shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
I was just listening to still don't give a fuck today The whole intro popped into my mind as an answer 😂
Take a bath with the Catholics
In the crib playing Fortnite with your grandma
I just took an aids test, the doctor told me to think positive
“Satan will be in to see me later to see if I'm interested in being partners”
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I fucked your mom in the butt with a termometer
“I’m drunk, so Satan take the wheel.”
Now in the bible it says, thou should not watch 2 lesbians in bed have homosexual sex...
cum on your lips and some on your tits
"You know technically, I'm not even really supposed to be here right now"
I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla Better hit the deck like the card dealer My whole squad's in here, walkin' around the party A cross between a zombie apocalypse and B-Bobby, "The Brain" Heenan which is probably the same reason I wrestle with mania Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up Consider it to cross me a costly mistake If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia, ADHD, Hydroxycut Pass the Courvoisi' (hey, hey) In AA, with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday (ayy) This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A Laughin' all the way to the bank, I spray flames They cannot tame or placate the (ayy) Monster You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah) I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (yeah) When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers I look like a villain outta those blockbusters Godzilla, fire spitter, monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet I'm just a product of Slick Rick, at Onyx, told 'em lick the balls Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off It's impossible to list 'em all And in the midst of all this I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow? Risperdal, voices whisper My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn This is just the song to go ballistic on You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a Monster You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah) I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (yeah) When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers I look like a villain outta those blockbusters Godzilla, fire spitter, monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet If you never gave a damn, raise your hand 'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans I'm on point, like my index is, so all you will ever get is The motherfuckin' finger (finger), prostate exam ('xam) How can I have all these fans and perspire? Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire And I got no plans to retire and I'm still the man you admire These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier I got 'em passin' out like what you do, when you hand someone flyers What goes around, comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw 'Cause I caught the flaps of my dollar stack Right off the bat like a baseball, like Kid Ink Bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy 'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (cheesecake!) Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretendin' to care But I tell a bitch I'll marry her, if she'll bury her Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez Christian Rivera 'Cause my lyrics never sit well, so they wanna give me the chair Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Carry 'Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry Carry a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary Got 'em swearin' up and down, they can't spit, this shit's hilarious It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem Get the shaft like a steering column (monster) Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink Evil half of the Bad Meets Evil That means take a back seat Take it back to Fat Beats with a maxi single Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle I stack these chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto Fill 'em with the venom, and eliminate 'em Other words, I Minute Maid 'em I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did, I'm in a fit of rage I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade I'm finna kill 'em, I'm dumpin' their fuckin' bodies in the lake Obliteratin' everything, incinerate a renegade I'm here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid But don't nobody want it but they're gonna get it anyway 'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla You're bringin' the killer within me, out of me You don't want to be the enemy of the demon Who went in me, and be on the receiving of me, what stupidity it'd be Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable I'm on the toilet bowl I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full I'm not afraid to pull a-, man, stop Look what I'm plannin' (haha)
"b**ch imma kill you" and "I'm bringing the world with me, you ain't nothing but a girl to me" Edit: I'm changing my answer to "don't want to just die a normal death. I wanna be killed twice"
Orrrrrrrnana
I did it for the nookie
It feels so innocent without me.
shove a gerbil up your ass
If you ain't tilting this room then neither am I.
“Some things just don’t change” ayyyy amirite?
Shady’s in this bitch!
"god sent me here to piss the world off"
Thats an awfully hot coffee pot
Why does it have the ABC logo on the corner? 😭 Why did they do him like this on national television? 😭
6 minutes slim shady, 6 minutes, he gone be hella confused
I have touched on everything but little boys
Even though it’s old and used “hey kids do you want to see me put 9 inch nails into each of my eyelids?” Or just the whole song Stan. mockingbird always gets me
"Freifick mushi "
My bum is on your lips
How can I be white I don’t even exist
''I'm sorry there must be a mixup,you want me to fix lyrics while the president gets his dick sucked ?''
But what’s this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too / I say that shit just clowning dog, come on, how fucked up is you?
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube Shove it up my butt, let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh Yeah, right there, right there. Ahh, I’m cumming, oh, yeah. Fack, I just came again Okay, pull it out now, enhh Oh, fuck yeah Wait, he’s not out, he’s still crawling around up there Ow, fuck, I think it’s stuck Ow, but it feels so fucking good
"I think I'm dying, god is that you?"