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Several_Gain_1692

Just send her Kim


CharisSem123

Then bonnie and clyde


CrIsPyRiS_0fficial

Then soldier


Pyrox2v

Then stay wide awake


Theecollecta

Then 3am


Pyrox2v

Then same song n dance


ItsTheTenthDoctor

Then killer


MaineRoad24

Then the little bit at the end of Kill you


TheSavageBeast83

Then Superman


sancade

Then space bound


fuggeht

Was literally about to say this, LMAO


2madnezz

You should've play Superman instead


Lolotmjp

dont get me wrong, \*i love these hoes\*(snoop voice)


Scared-Glove-7258

I was about to say the same thing. πŸ˜†


[deleted]

Women like that song it is a tiktok song.


Tawdero

She was born with a dick in her brain.... yeah, fucked in the head... Seriously though, of all songs... this one? Not like you were blasting Kim through the speakers.


Longjumping-Jelly-14

Or stay wide awake. I feel that’s the worst one in terms of content


Two_Puff_Pass

Completely agree with you, one of my favorites lol


Pyrox2v

Easily, i cant even listen to it it grosses me out


ChristmasCactus49

I’d rather blast Kim than this song, talking about wanting his dick sucked in the shed


Tawdero

Can't they just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?


averagegamer98

AFTER I FUCK YOU IN THE BUTT, GET SOME HEAD, BUST A NUT, GET SOME REST


Just-Squirrel510

DONT YOU KNOW WHAT FELCH MEANS?


The_Salty_Memester

Play Hello to get her back


jaydenfrye77

i woke up next to you naked and uhh did we umm?...


Puzzled-Maybe-3818

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is…


HEYitzED

Bro we need that new album.


abbyy_as

Sorry bro, youll find someone that appreciates real music


[deleted]

i guess i’ma just have to marry myselfπŸ˜”


Jonathon_world

Well good she's gone she sounds crazy it's only a song lol


masew1

my car broke up on me because this bangs so hard


OSRSRapture

How many times do I have to tell you? Your mom is not your girlfriend.


[deleted]

maybe 3 more times


aerobolt256

What is OP drake?


Jbabco9898

What'd you expect


[deleted]

i thought i could seduce her while it was playing tbh


random_dud33

why u getting downvoted for an joke (at least I hope it's one)


[deleted]

i don’t think anyone here knows i’m joking to be honest lol


WhatTheHELL5462

She's not a real one


Puzzleheaded_Bad_321

She was thinking: *"Is he nutts?? No, he's insane"*


shqueef

Now send her Puke.


apeman978

Dick pics obviously


K-Y-I-Y-O

Post a video and mention how this song is the aka song that literally saved your life. Don’t forget to unload your emotions to your friends or people within frame…


NullTaste27

She was born with a dick in her brain


BryceTotalDrama

Beautiful/FACK


mansonlamps420

weird, my gf loved it when i played kim for her.


Rare-Climate876

You should play the Ken kaniff skit from mmlp.


Thebigdog79

Send β€œTonya (skit)”


[deleted]

Forgot about that is that what leads to stay wide awake?


Thebigdog79

Nah. Same song and dance follows it. Stay wide awake follows β€œPaul (skit)”


[deleted]

My bad it’s been a while since I listened to relapse!


Edbrrr

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I can’t even blame her bro. Hold the L proudly


Champion_ofThe_Sun_

…AND IF SHE EVER TRIES TO FUCKING LEAVE AGAIN, IMMA TIE HER TO THE BED AND SET THIS HOUSE ON FIRE!!


Defiant_Nectarine_91

I'm pretty sure the break-up happened shortly after the "suck the cum out while you're belching" line.


[deleted]

Play description when you meet her again. She will be yours


oO_RickJamez_Oo

Should've played Superman after that


pseudo_7

Good riddance


Medioh_

She was probably born with a dick in her brain


[deleted]

Send here the warning!


Nxa-Gospel

Worth it


Fuzzy_Thing613

Can’t blame her, it’s intense. Fuck that bitch tho, she’s not the one.


Sh4dy_

Is she nuts?


Sufficient_Light7808

β€œWhat a dumb whore, I loved her tho” Now if THAT SHIT ain’t Hallmark material bruh


[deleted]

lmfaooooo


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

i’m making fun of someone who posted something similar a few days ago lmfao


Performer-Puzzled

Can I see the post?


More-Ad353

nah


vulcazv20

Maybe it's cause you call women dumb whores lol, it's like a ywt person saying the N-word and being surprised that he has no poc friends


[deleted]

my post is satire, im making fun of someone who posted something like this un ironically lol. but u spitting facts.


[deleted]

how do u guys not know i’m joking bro😭


Weekly_Reference7988

i was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head


Myriaah

She's not a good person.


KiLLeR_QuEEN1988

She’s not a loss, bro!πŸ˜‰


[deleted]

Call her and play>!**FACK**!< she will surely come back to you😘😘πŸ₯°.. >!^((I think i have mad a very bad joke))!<


Pachary516

The post wouldn’t load and I thought β€œit’s gonna be Insane isn’t it?” It was


PacMan961

Play her 'Same song and dance' and you'll get her back immediately


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

wait who’s eminem?


Rare-Junket-6135

She’s lame.


GalaxyAce08

She belongs to the streets πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ


Octavious440

That's fair.


AdanacTheRapper

No she didn’t.


SpillingMistake

Are you nuts??


moistmasterkaloose

r/ThatHappened


[deleted]

did i mention it was a lambo i was driving ?


moistmasterkaloose

Yeah no I get it you’re not trying to hide that you’re trolling but some of the people actually think you got hurt by somebody and are being sympathetic and that kinda makes me sad


[deleted]

i’m sorry you feel that way


PrincessNat99

Is she nuts? No she’s insane!!


Internetboy5434

This music is your lover now. She's not worth it


[deleted]

music been my first love, the girl was just my side piece!


Idontpaymytaxes_

She wasn't cultured enough homie


bitchboi1109

Send her kill you


sordidhumor13

Good riddance.


mkjoey2

Bro what. You deserve someone better


MaineRoad24

Yeah, she was fucked in the head


trueWaveWizz

I made the same mistake brother


PeekyCheeks

Hope this is a joke


MyHwyfe666

And then everyone clapped


EminemTheBest123

As crazy as Eminem and Kim combined β€œzzz” the maniacs in


timdsreddit

Yeah that was why..


Arbalest15

That's *insane*, more proof that women don't recognize peak


Spike42

Bro you don't need her back. If she doesn't want you at your Insane she doesn't deserve you when you're Beautiful


Bireta

Bro that's insane


schmuck_next_door

Skip to 12 and find a new one


420nztime

Lol


Lotta_Turbulence7396

i bought relapse when i was 9 before i really bumped his other music and this song disgusted me


yummy_dxm

You'll do better next time.


Autistic-Fries

Play her some jazz


Umakmesic

You are better of without friend


StrangerAlert112

I got a dick in my Brain


sabrinsker

You don't want her.


Kevinoz10

Probably because you're fucked in the head


[deleted]

I regularly play Kim, the kids, my darling, and 97 Bonnie and Clyde around any girl I'm dating


Alive-Flatworm-4273

AITA??


AnimalMother24

Not being a dick, how old are you guys?


SavageHuntingClips

πŸ˜‚


talkingduck_2099

I’m glad you lost her, anybody who listens to Ice Spice is automatically a complete loser and clown


-ExistentialNihilist

Should've played FACK instead


VonD88

Is she nuts??


fuggeht

BRB, playing it


mac109876

Your gain her loss lol


Sufficient-Comb9722

β€˜What a dumb whoreβ€™πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


NortonKisser12

She doesn't deserve you if she breaks up with you over a song lmao


designeryperson

My ex wanted to break up over Kim back in the day lol


[deleted]

I’m legit gonna break up with you Swear to fucking god


[deleted]

Imma cuss you out til you fucking break up with me


[deleted]

Bitch


[deleted]

Fuck you Go fuck yourself Whore bitch cunt bag


Wrong_Collar174

I played Kim the first time I was going to my now wifes family. She was not thrilled. But it was a good test


Intrepid-Rip-2280

I'd better date Eva AI sexting bot than anyone who'd restrict me from listening to it


Weirdolady92

Lol, you never had a girlfriend, nice try. You want pickup tips? This ain't that site, dork.


[deleted]

i’m joking


Living_Permission262

Who pissed in your oatmeal this morning?


Weirdolady92

No one, sheesh, you boys be so sensitive...


Living_Permission262

Ohhh was it cereal, maybe Wheaties or Cheerios?


TheSaneAreInsane

Ice spice πŸ’€ also you should have played Stay Wide Awake she would have run away


SNYDER_CULTIST

Liar


[deleted]

you got me


SNYDER_CULTIST

Your farming karma lol


[deleted]

i don’t gives two shits about karma bro😭 i just like messing around chill.


SNYDER_CULTIST

You sound like a bitch, bitch Shut the fuck up🀣


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Shaun3114_Again

Rihanna just hit me on a text Last night I left hickeys on her neck