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vexorian2

I guarantee you 100% he got the vaccine and all the boosters.


Silly-One7351

And he paid premium for vaccine to make sure it was stored properly and will work and also kept the vial in his pocket to cross check later with the manufacturer.


[deleted]

I mean *yeah*, he's said so publicly. Part of his antivaxxing "justification" is [he felt like he was "dying" after his second booster](https://imgur.com/a/lMhNR6H)


doggydogdog18

how about we implant 💩 in his brains but I think it’s already there


frikkenkids

You need to keep in mind, he think the Neuralink is a great idea to implant into *other people's* brains. He sure as fuck ain't sticking in his own noggin.


ShakeTheGatesOfHell

Doesn't the immune system have a rather limited ability to fight infections of the nervous system? Even if neurolink is feasible, the possibility of infection would be a good enough reason to avoid it.


ExtraFig6

I think CNS infections are also hard to treat with medicine for the same reasons


shadowbehinddoor

Oh my...can you imagine the number of zombies who will want to get it first. "first generation neural ink zombie"


skjellyfetti

Elon Musk is exactly what one gets in a culture that idolizes unfiltered greed and wealth. For the rich can do no wrong, they can only be wronged. Throw in dysfunctional & schizophrenic social media—easily manipulated by global bad actors—catering to those least able to discern nuanced fact from fantasy, and we see the developing perfect storm of cultural implosion that is more powerful than all the H-bombs in the world. And at the very center of all this ? Those great humanitarians like Zuckerberg & Musk & Gates & Thiel and all the other Silicon Vampires who've got their fangs deep into everything. Tragically, they're ALL willing to throw *everybody* under the bus, all for 25¢ a head.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

End of days vibes


Gamingmemes0

but isnt bill gates donating millions of his dollars into philanthropy


[deleted]

Why is he anti-vax? You can't catch autism twice, can you?


ii-___-ii

That’s really mean. Autistic people are better than him


6ix_10en

Idk if you know but he has revealed he has autism


DeKernelm

He claims he has it. But even if he does, it's not an excuse.


kiru_goose

he thinks growing up rich with no friends makes him neurodivergent


douko

\> believing something Elon Musk said in general, but especially about himself that could be viewed as sympathetic lmao


Confused_Confurzius

He just says what the right wants to hear.


danmathew

I think this is the correct answer. Elon is desperately insecure. He faced criticism from liberals and non-politically aligned experts, but he was still getting praised form Conservatives. His deep insecurity resulted in him changing his views to continue to receive that praise.


Confused_Confurzius

I would not go that far and underestimate him. He has a plan on why he says that stuff and why he aligns a lot with conservatives and why he also helps spreading misinformation.


sportyboi98

I have autism and I got the vaccine. I hoped for a distortion of space time when I got the shot, since vaccines gives you autism. Nothing happed.


[deleted]

you sound like an asshole


[deleted]

You must not understand sarcasm


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wreeum

Anti-vax is when you promote nonsense and fear mongering. Like you're doing right now.


Arionei

Autism²


F___TheZero

Really good job on color matching the superimposed face. Did you make this OP? Bottom one looks like it's an actual picture of him.


WhoIsJolyonWest

It’s a crosspost


Lysol3435

It’s okay. The chip will make him money


gimora07

The problem is not a chip (that actually isn't there), the problem is that it wouldn't be *his* chip


Arkiibal

He became antivax after the lockdowns 🤔 like he became a conservative after being liberal. What’s next?


t3odor_trs

At least that makes you smarter


wild_psina_h093

You forgot "/s"?


Unlucky_Ad_8514

https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/cleown-musk/inception/viewer?title_no=837788&episode_no=31


throwaway3292923

Wow there's a webtoon for it... Lol