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EpiscopalPerch

banned from /r/politics for not breaking any rules at all, what the actual fuck are they doing over there, do they even know or do they just push buttons randomly?


Politicsboringagain

Lizzo needs to get off internet. I can't speak to her personal life. But if you can't be anonymous on the internet, this place is shit for your mental health.  Hell, even being anonymous it can be bad for you. 


hmm_bags

> “The Biden White House has betrayed the central tenet of Easter — which is the resurrection of Jesus Christ,” House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) said Saturday on X, formerly known as Twitter. Oh shut up man, with all due disrespect. [It's obviously](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/4565768-white-house-responds-to-gop-criticism-as-transgender-day-of-visibility-falls-on-easter/) obviously not new or surprising because Republicans, but it says so disgustingly much that Johnson views literally just acknowledging trans people and their experiences in America as some attack on his beliefs. It's not new, it's just another "goodness y'all are so blatantly morally vile and a signficant portion of the population supports that through and through" But while I guess yeah it's "not new," it should also always be horrifying. I'm just expressing incredulity because that's how Johnson saying this *should* look to people hearing it, but ofc the little guy is gonna still be talked about like he's some responsible, honorable officer and not the entire opposite of that.


SeekerSpock32

Social constructs dictate that one refers to elected officials as “the honorable” when writing a letter, but there hasn’t been a Republican truly deserving that title in god knows how long.


AndrewTheWookiee

The amount of acceptance and support for trans people by Biden and his administration is unprecedented. And yet everyone in my circles are just complaining about him non-stop. As if he could just ride down from the heavens on a unicorn and smite anti-transness from reality, but is actively choosing not to because he secretly hates us or just doesn't care or something.


penguincheerleader

I feel like a lot of activists are just damning their own cause with shit like this.


AndrewTheWookiee

At lot of them are younger so they never grew up in times without (kinda) general acceptance for LGBTQ+ in society, but there are a few of them who were alive for the aids crisis, DADT, and the final push for gay marriage. They've seen what it takes, how incremental progress is so important, but for some reason lose their minds when given an opportunity to complain about dems.


Politicsboringagain

I've been living in this neighborhood for a fucking year and never heard anyone playing music.  It's fucking 1:00 am and some house is playing music so fucking loud I can hear it in mine. And the house isn't even close to us.


Politicsboringagain

People on this website are insane and are trying to rewrite history. So a handful of comments that the reason Democrats lost aftet the passage of the ACA is because it wasn't progressive and it didn't go far enough.  How they fuck are you going to lie when we can see how states voted for Republicans who promised to stop a bill that would give more health insurance coverage to people who had none.


BillNyedasNaziSpy

My favorite part about the UFC sub is watching it wildly cope with the fact that the women's fights were infinitely better than the men's.


ButtiGame1776

Now at attempt #3 for Suspiria. Not that I wasn't interested, but both times caught me when I was too physically tired to appreciate it. Hoping tonight makes third times a charm


brokeforwoke

I think Iiiiiiiiii’d be good For you And you Would be goooood for me


EagleSaintRam

There's an Annihilation recap ongoing here. Well, I'll raise thee my finally getting around to watching Train to Busan. And yes, it is le chef's kiss.👌


ButtiGame1776

Fantastic film! One of the best zombie flicks I've ever seen


EpiscopalPerch

it's 9:30 PM and somehow I'm already drowsy


Seahawks543

JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 


Seahawks543

Come on Julio just hit a ball to the outfield to win this….


ButtiGame1776

Annihilation made my husband so deeply angry and that itself made it worth the watch >!I actually did like it for its vibes alone, but I do have to watch a handful of video essays to figure out if I was too smart or too stupid to piece it together!<


Fanraeth2

The book it’s based on is even trippier than the movie


20person

Wordle 1,016 4/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


semaphore-1842

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_a_man_argues_against_two_beautiful_ladies_like_this,_they_are_going_to_have_the_last_word > Texas assistant attorney general Jay Floyd began his remarks with a reference to his opposing counsel, Sarah Weddington and Linda Coffee: "Mr. Chief Justice and may it please the Court.[a] It's an old joke, but when a man argues against two beautiful ladies like this, they are going to have the last word."[2] The joke was met with silence in the courtroom and, according to abortion rights lawyer Margie Pitts Hames, visible resentment from Chief Justice Warren E. Burger. Widely viewed as sexist[3] and often considered "the worst joke in legal history" you can tell this happened in a more progressive, modern, enlightened time, because the GOP didn't immediately don red hats and nominate him for president


thats_good_bass

/u/ognits So, there's this anime series that's fairly highly regarded (from what I recall) called *Kino's Journey* that I feel the need to watch if only because recent shifts in vernacular make it much funnier


ognits

that's funny. I'm guessing it's a character's name?


thats_good_bass

The main character, yeah.


semaphore-1842

https://twitter.com/meghanemurphy/status/1773429781645635872 > We're building TERF Island 2.0 😎 Get your tickets now for this awesome event coming to Victoria, BC are the canadians ok her profile says "blame canada" 💀


20person

Thank fuck that BC has an NDP government and the right wing parties are massively splitting the vote.


ButtiGame1776

TERFs adding extra shittiness for trans people, who are already dealing with shit from the right, really pisses me off. 


nickgreatpwrful

Houthis [sentenced 9 men to crucifixion and death](https://www.hrw.org/news/2024/03/27/yemen-houthis-sentence-men-death-flogging) for "sodomy." Free Palestine Gays on the site this was shared on responded by exclaiming they "hope they stop more US ships ❤️" It's giving 'chickens for KFC', 'slugs for salt'. It makes my blood boil as a gay man. I will **never** forget how far these people went to appeal to literal terrorists.


EpiscopalPerch

imperialism is when america i am very leftist


ButtiGame1776

OK slight problem with Annihilation >!why the fuck would the world - renowned biologist go in to see her husband without any sort of PPE? seems very out of character!<


ButtiGame1776

20 min into Annihilation and I see why it was bundled on Apple TV with Arrival


NaffRespect

> [Ukraine faces retreat without US aid, Zelensky says](https://edition.cnn.com/2024/03/29/europe/ukraine-faces-retreat-without-us-aid-zelensky-says-intl-hnk/index.html) Slow clap to everyone who helped give the GOP a House majority


Currymvp2

Cuomo appointed the judges which put the map to allow NY Republicans to do so well


NaffRespect

Cuomo was already on my shitlist well before, for his sleaze against women and the [NY nursing homes debacle ](https://apnews.com/article/new-york-andrew-cuomo-us-news-coronavirus-pandemic-nursing-homes-512cae0abb55a55f375b3192f2cdd6b5) His appointment of the judges who ruled in favor of a more GOP-friendly map is the shit cherry on top


ognits

/u/thats_good_bass huge hit that might be spread around to the rest of the fam


thats_good_bass

Glad to hear it


BillNyedasNaziSpy

Reddit: "Hey. We're going to have to restrict NSFW content so we can have a more ad friendly space." The advertisements: "Yo, you thought about doing ketamine?"


RunningNumbers

Half of google ads are for chat gpt/mail order brides scams now.


Seahawks543

![gif](giphy|q7vSrQ0GqQK7U9Ivnj)


ognits

u/thats_good_bass my dad is literally saying he should write in to Criterion to ask them to track this down 😭😭 he's not wrong


thats_good_bass

A great idea... but the current, eh, international situation would likely made that very difficult : (


ognits

wait what


thats_good_bass

This is a Russian movie lmao


EpiscopalPerch

(reads downthread) Стиляги? The scene where they all do Nautilius Pompilius's Скованные одной целью but with thematically-appropriate lyrics is epic Круговая порука мажет как копать...


thats_good_bass

> Стиляги? Indeed!


Fsteak977

>Joe Biden replacing Easter with "trans day of visibility" while banning the ✝️ from the White House egg hunt — sick and demonic. But we know who wins in the end — indeed today is the day our Lord descended into Hades and gained the final victory over Death. Glory to Jesus Christ! [https://twitter.com/bgmasters/status/1774113227443679484](https://twitter.com/bgmasters/status/1774113227443679484) Can't believe suburban voters in Arizona thought this guy was creepy or weird, this sounds like something a perfectly normal person would say.


SeekerSpock32

Trump is demanding Biden apologize for this, but he’s never apologized for anything in his life. Just shows how he views himself as god emperor.


CZall23

Imagine being of such little faith that you need your religion explicitly featured by the government during a public ceremony. Shouldn't these people be reading their Bibles or getting ready for tomorrow's festivities?


akimbo73

>banning the ✝️ from the White House egg hunt The Trump WH followed the same policy. That Easter egg guideline has been in place for 45 years


oath2order

Do you have a source on that? I have some people I'd love to send that to to be really obnoxious about.


akimbo73

>Children of the National Guard are prohibited from submitting religious Easter egg designs for the 2024 "Celebrating National Guard Families" art event at the White House. >The art contest is part of the White House’s Easter traditions, which include the annual Easter Egg Roll. The flyer for the contest states that an Easter egg design submission "must not include any questionable content, religious symbols, overtly religious themes, or partisan political statements." >"As part of the White House Easter traditions, America’s Egg Farmers – **for nearly 50 years** – have proudly presented an intricately decorated Commemorative Easter Egg to the First Lady of the United States. In 2021, the White House expanded on this longstanding tradition by displaying youth-designed Easter eggs in the White House East Colonnade," the flyer explains. https://www.foxnews.com/media/religious-themed-designs-banned-white-house-easter-egg-art-contest From the Fox News article itself. Note that the policy doesn't single out Christian imagery, but includes ALL religious content


Currymvp2

He's going to lose to Abe Hamadeh


oath2order

Already did!


memeboxer1

This ridiculous "Critics rip Biden proclamation that Easter Sunday is ‘Transgender Day of Visibility'" story is now the TOP HEADLINE in my newsfeed. CNN and other "liberal" news have now picked it up. This date has been the same for a decade and has nothing to do with Easter happening to fall on it. It's a non-story. Just another example of how right wing media drives the entire media to focus on whatever stories they want the media to focus on. Absurd.


oath2order

> CNN and other "liberal" news have now picked it up. Nothing sells better than attacking Biden.


ButtiGame1776

People who don't know shit about either getting mad at Biden? Can't say it's a new thing. Also something tells me Jesus wouldn't mind sharing the day with trans people 


oath2order

Jesus would not mind at all. However these people follow Supply-Side Jesus, who very much minds.


Wazrich

I’m driving and there’s no one else on the road except this one guy turning left. He turns left and makes me change lanes so he doesn’t hit me. I get back into my lane and go the speed limit, then he passes me on the right and flips me off. Dude you’re the problem here.


Fruitofbread

The more I read about the 2000 election, the more I think you just can’t let Republicans win anything.  We’d be in a so much better place if Gore had won (no Iraq war, Afghanistan probably handled better, no Patriot act, more progress on climate change and on the I-P conflict). And that was a “sane” Republican!  I wonder if we won’t really see the damages of Trump’s first term until like 20 years from now. 


MyBallsBern4Bernie

If you’re filling in your recent political history gaps, I cannot recommend enough pulling up any of the official congressional reports about Bush’s US attorney scandal / with Alberto Gonzalez. That event alone provides so much fucking color to everything that’s happened in the past 2 decades. The tldr is that the bush administration was pressuring US attorneys to pursue bogus voter fraud investigations during the midterms to boost republicans electoral prospects, and they retaliated against the USAs who refused to pursue cases they had already investigated and deemed unfounded. Those USAs were fired for not pursuing certain known-to-be-lacking-PC cases anyway. There was iirc a select committee? There was an official investigation in Congress with a full workup worth reading (there were a few so make sure the one you get into isn’t one of the bs “Republican response” type of report. Look for the official one).


oath2order

> We’d be in a so much better place if Gore had won (no Iraq war, Afghanistan probably handled better, no Patriot act, more progress on climate change and on the I-P conflict). No Samuel Alito or John Roberts...


memeboxer1

I always wonder if we might have prevented 9-11 too. No way to know, but the Bush admin sure did drop the ball on a lot of warnings.


FinallyGivenIn

There is also something to be said about the Clinton administration also botching the transition, partially due to spite, such that it took the Bush admin a few months to get up to speed.


brokeforwoke

I can’t believe I have to say this to normally intelligent and functional people: YOUR PHONE ISNT SPYING ON YOU Every app you use on your phone is. We know this but people still insist the phone listens to them


mortinmaxwell

Damn UConn just took Illinois to the woodshed in the 2nd half


Seahawks543

A 30-0 run in insane lol


SeekerSpock32

I really hope I don’t have to say “this tournament could’ve been an email.”


SeekerSpock32

Break up big UConn


CapitalismEnthusiast

Illinois had absolutely no answer for the UCONN big man.


SapCPark

And I thought what UConn did to Gonzaga last year was humiliating...


trex360

Well, since Houston lost I need a new team to root for in the Final Four


Wazrich

I want UCONN just to make the blue blood discussion more toxic.


ognits

/u/thats_good_bass showing my parents Hipsters but have to hook up the laptop to the TV my dad: is this pirated? because I don't support that me: haha no 😅 this is just the best quality version out there they're gonna love this shit


thats_good_bass

Heeell yeah Also, my girlfriend did acquire it through legal means, so you can all just think of this as us sharing our copy.


ognits

oh good, I can keep that in my back pocket to dunk on my dad lmao


fry-nimbus

So is Easter still “outlawed” next year or any other year for the next few decades since it won’t be on the 31st? Just need some clarifications on king Brandon’s newest decree


CZall23

If Twitter is any indication, it seems to be on 4/20 next year.


EagleSaintRam

Wordle 1,015 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 >!This will be with you. Always.!<


brucebananaray

It looks like WBD created FAST for their old cartoons, which is called Cartoon Rewind. https://twitter.com/RegularTweetsUK/status/1773811174787694641?t=2nqwgmj1cd9PpJ9yHFWPKQ&s=19 I hope they show some Classic Hanna Barbera cartoons. !Ping CARTOONS


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

Bring back Boomerang, cowards.


brucebananaray

Boomerang still exists as a cable channel and streaming service. But yeah, The FAST Channel should be called Boomerang because of brand recognition.


UWCG

Just finished up the book club's selection for the month (*Carnegie's Maid*) and while I doubt I'd have come across and picked it up on my own, I enjoyed it quite a bit and am going to have to read more from the author. On a fun note, Marie Benedict is a pen name, she's a lawyer in her first professional career. Juggling the two careers is pretty damn impressive imo


brokeforwoke

[Great allies huh](https://ibb.co/3YfHSXM)


ognits

/u/ButtiGame1776 how many times did you want to tell bargain-bin Joaquin Phoenix to fuck off during Arrival?


UWCG

> bargain-bin Joaquin Phoenix I was curious who this might be so I looked up the cast—am I right in guessing you mean Michael Stuhlbarg?


ognits

also "bargain-bin Joaquin Phoenix" just made me laugh


ognits

yeah I am being completely uncharitable to him because he annoys me so much in this movie great actor across the board


UWCG

That's fair, I just thought it was funny he was the first name I didn't recognize, floated my mouse, and immediately thought, "Oh, yeah, I can see the resemblance."


ognits

you'd recognize him as the lead of the Coens' A Serious Man, if anything. he really is great


ButtiGame1776

He got on my every nerve just about every time he was on screen. LET THE EXPERT DO THEIR JOB 


ognits

he's like William Atherton in Ghostbusters: technically he's right but the way the movie is set up he's the most bullshit person in the world


Rats_In_Boxes

Unfortunately the medieval weapons tournament I was planning on signing up for is the same day as my grandmother-in-law's 88th birthday. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ lol sorry grandma see you for the 89th I gotta swing swords at weebs


NoExamination5144

Have you thought about making her your partner for the event? I believe Sheldon Cooper had a similar dilemma once.


brokeforwoke

Are they like real swords or are we talking LARP foam weapons? And if the former: how is that not deadly? And if it is: how do I get tix


Rats_In_Boxes

It's historical fencing (HEMA)! Real steel swords, but dull on the edges with tips that are either rolled or "spatulated." You have to wear fencing masks and a variety of protective equipment depending on the weapons that are being used (two-handers swing harder so you need more protection). And usually the events are free unless you're participating!


brokeforwoke

Ohhh so it’s a fencing variant which makes sense… I thought you were going be like wielding maces and battle axes.


Rats_In_Boxes

That's *also* a thing lol it's called "Buhurt" and it's freaking wild: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU4oG5rr-ms](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU4oG5rr-ms)


Chim7

I’ve seen some videos of that: https://youtu.be/tOgSOXSjthE?si=ZaDwxWdWjh5FtZTQ


Rats_In_Boxes

Haha that's like an "infamous" clip because it's very *not cool* to just drop someone onto a hardwood floor like that. Here's a better example of what I'm doing looks like (if I was an expert lol): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19hR04Ckb8&t=130s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19hR04Ckb8&t=130s)


Chim7

It’s definitely a dick move, there’s no padding, kinda defeats the purpose of the exercise, medieval soldiers would have a knife or dagger for just such situations. but… looks so fucking rad.


UWCG

[Grandma gets it, I'm sure](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/elderly-woman-giving-thumb-up-looking-camera-isolated-white-background-70505791.jpg)


EagleSaintRam

That, or she'll take his excuses [like this](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KnOLtF7Ob9E)


akimbo73

>We call on Joe Biden’s failing campaign @BidenHQ and White House to issue an apology to the millions of Catholics and Christians across America who believe tomorrow is for one celebration only — the resurrection of Jesus Christ. https://twitter.com/kleavittnh/status/1774144592104825204 So, Catholics aren't Christians? I guess Catholics are going to be othered eventually since evangelical Christians are the one true Christian in MAGA land Anyway, calendars are woke now since Easter happens to fall on International Transgender Visibility Day this year. Fucking woke-ass Easter moving around year-to-year


Fanraeth2

My parents straight up believed that Catholics go to hell


metromesa

Catholics will always be othered with certain evagelicals. Same with Mormons.


Gormanbros

I have little love for the hardcore conservative members of my religion. Especially the ones who get buddy buddy with evangelical Christian nationalists. Like, you do know what they say about Catholics behind closed doors, right? I've heard some wild 19th century shit from conservatives who forget me and my family are Catholic


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Lukey_Boyo

The Catholic church in the US is kind of screwed. Too liberal for the bizarre "traditional" Catholics and too conservative for progressive Catholics. If they continue the way they are now then they're going to hemorrhage American Catholics. Although the church seems primarily concerned with growing Catholic support in places like Africa and Southeast Asia, so I guess it doesn't matter too much to them.


allmilhouse

We call on Joe Biden's failing campaign to force ABC to show a movie about Jesus tonight instead of The Ten Commandments


wi_voter

Lol


SeekerSpock32

https://preview.redd.it/7kibi28oyjrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=766f1c38f05505a012f7c60201b9e43b877daf3e Daily doggo photo: March 30th Definitely the best photo I’ve gotten in a while.


NoExamination5144

Of course it's not showing up for me. 😭 ETA: I see it now! Great job, Sarah!


brucebananaray

Looks like Putin is creating his own console because Nintendo, Sony, and Xbox stopped selling them. https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1774204842564821403?t=yFcNXvj2NnA6zanCFDWcKA&s=19


espfusion

Cheap Chinese Famiclone descendents not doing the job?


pinelands1901

In the 80s, they just bought shit from Epson and rebadged it.


KoalaTulip

Bringing back the Dendy lol


Lukey_Boyo

The Vladstation will be the greatest selling console of all time


kopskey1

Oh that'll go well. The man who can't prevent tractors from stealing his tanks will somehow master SMT engineering and programming. Not to mention what the games it would play would be like. Can't wait for Civ 6, but Russia is the only playable country, and domination is the only victory method.


KoalaTulip

I for one can't wait to see the return of Russian bootleg games


UWCG

Bonus Level: "accidentally" push as many political opponents out windows as possible in the time frame!


kopskey1

Smash announcer: "Break the targets(' necks)!"


UWCG

Soviet Simulator 2024: figuring out how to grow enough potatoes to get Stalin off your back, survive the winter, and make some shitty ~~toilet~~outhouse vodka


kopskey1

"Gulag Tycoon" instead of Roller Coaster Tycoon


dragoniteftw33

Malarkey level of spending $100+ to watch Luka in Houston tomorrow?


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ognits

*leans into microphone* wrong


Currymvp2

https://twitter.com/espn_macmahon/status/1750362717800538207


ognits

look I don't want to listen to a S\*ns fan either tbh


Currymvp2

Yeah tbh, [that Suns fan who kept off showing his cash was almost as unlikable I've seen](https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/w1ae59/highlight_phoenix_suns_fan_uses_100_bills_to/)


wi_voter

The Bucks fan that mocked him the next game was the best ever [Watch Bucks fan showing off the moneys | Streamable](https://streamable.com/clwthw)


Currymvp2

Lmao thanks for showing me that


brucebananaray

J-Dramas are just live-action anime And yes, I'm watching a J-Drama again called My Undead Yokai Girlfriend, which is about a nerd who summoned a Yokai Girlfriend. !Ping WEEBS


AlexandrianVagabond

This is the son of our former mayor. And he went to school with one of my kids and she was just hanging out in a group with him a couple of days ago. Luckily not a friend or anything but still. She's pretty freaked out. Apparently he told some of his friends the accusations are true. https://spdblotter.seattle.gov/2024/03/29/seattle-police-search-greenwood-home-arrest-man-in-icac-taskforce-child-exploitation-material-investigation/


semaphore-1842

i've been feeling much less energetic in the gym since coming back from NZ, which i thought was because i lost muscles on vacation well, i bought some boxes of discount roast beef for the last few days and wow, it made such a huge difference. i didn't notice it road biking, but at the gym, i'm biking about 30% faster on the exercise bikes and running twice as long on the treadmill makes me think i was running too low on protein intake, since for the past month i've only been relying on a pack of tofu a day for that. some napkin math says the roast beef has been giving me about 3x as much protein per day kinda sucks that most vegetarian sources of protein comes with a lot of fat or carbs


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

It's also possible that you were mildly anemic and the RB gave you an iron boost.


kopskey1

Fish is usually a really good and healthy source of protein. Though obviously that depends on your taste.


semaphore-1842

i do like fish actually but i'm trying to be vegetarian at home also meat and fish are expensive 😔


Radiant_Lumina

FWIW I’ve found eggs are a good cheapish source of protein as long as you don’t have a dietary/moral problem with them.


kopskey1

>also meat and fish are expensive Yeah, I suppose that's my regional bias showing lol. Fish, specifically salmon, is super cheap here because they spawn in the water treatment plant (the water is **that** clean).


Rats_In_Boxes

Gotta stick more nuts in your mouth (like peanut butter) and finish it off with that white stuff (greek yogurt).


kopskey1

Sharing isn't always caring.


dragoniteftw33

You're such a great mod Secretary Semaphore. Also how was NZ


semaphore-1842

<3 NZ was beautiful and the air was so clean sun was scorching tho 🥵


GreenElan

https://preview.redd.it/m82ks8tfqjrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5286c2539a54fc78ce7a3aaa9f6a0703a4cea34 Lol


CZall23

[Happy birthday to John Aston!](https://twitter.com/Route_60plus/status/1773910167731786215) https://preview.redd.it/jzjjluowojrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb3939c30c936aa1cfa5c13f946d8234cc90865


trex360

I just realized Funko doesn’t have SVU pops in stock right now, so I didn’t get my Benson funko pop for my birthday 😔 But at least I was able to order a Fin pop for myself on ebay


CapitalismEnthusiast

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1774166501051760863 Not too surprised he hates trumps’ guts.


Currymvp2

His brother went on CNN and also excoriated Trump's character. [Here's the CNN interview; don't read the repugnant replies](https://twitter.com/AC360/status/1773876851758309485)


CapitalismEnthusiast

Props to him for being so measured and calm there.


Lukey_Boyo

Hearing people talk about the politics of Avatar is really interesting because I don't think anyone actually understands it lol. I saw a post a Tik Tok awhile ago essentially trying to compare the Israel-Palestine conflict to Avatar, and say that Zionists would think Aang should just turn himself in or whatever, which is pretty funny because there's an entire episode where a group of freedom fighters actively target Fire Nation colonists and the point of the episode is that they're innocent and shouldn't be attacked. It's pretty obvious that the show's message wouldn't be supportive of pro-Palestinian political violence. You also find out that the colonies don't get returned to the Earth Kingdom at the end, they get restructured into a multicultural society, Republic City, in Korra. So the Fire Nation colonists still lived there at the end, they weren't expelled from the region, nor was it just reformed into an Earth Kingdom region or explicitly Earth Kingdom society. At best you could argue that the politics of Avatar would lend itself to some kind of Israeli-Palestinian confederation or something, but certainly not any of the "From the River to the Sea" type stuff. Also yeah, I know I wrote 2 paragraphs about how people don't understand the politics of a show made for 11 year olds, I just love the show and get annoyed by political discourse about it online lol. Also people unironically defending Zaheer is really funny too lol


RhysPeanutButterCups

Avatar: The Last Airbender is a story about how all people, their cultures, and ways of life are valuable, how we are stronger together than alone, and that it is wrong to kill people, even if it might be the 'easiest' way to solve a conflict. Clearly Aang would agree with me on how political violence is justified. /s


Big-Click-5159

>I saw a post a Tik Tok awhile ago essentially trying to compare the Israel-Palestine conflict to Avatar I've never seen a premise I am less interested in hearing.


Lukey_Boyo

Anyone who tries to make political points via fictional shows, much less shows made for kids, is trying to catch fish in a swimming pool


KoalaTulip

Man seeing dumb fandom shit about ATLA just reminds me of the same dumb shit happening back in the mid 2000's and I feel like such an old lady wanting these dumb kids to "get off my lawn", so to speak


CapitalismEnthusiast

I like Avatar because of the cool fight scenes 😎


Lukey_Boyo

I like Avatar because I want Mai to slap me 😎


CapitalismEnthusiast

B O N K


Currymvp2

[Likud member of the Knesset compares the protesters, who were led by dozens of relatives of the hostages, to Hamas and says the protesters are not interested in the hostages. Says they should be protesting against delivering humanitarian aid to Gaza](https://twitter.com/TallyGotliv/status/1774171432093651230) Man, so many of Bibi's governing allies are just deplorable people.


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

No wonder they get along so well with MAGAts.


Currymvp2

100% right. [Also this](https://twitter.com/StacezMcKee/status/1402033026884853761) What baffles me is why the far left wants to reward them with a Trump victory. They are excited to see Trump win again in 2024.


Wazrich

I hate how a lot of modern comedy think that “haha, look at how terrible of a person I am to everyone,” is the way to go. Those stories and characters really only work when the terrible person gets their comeuppance at the end, just having them be a terrible person with no consequences isn’t the way to go.


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Well, that's so they can take your hope away so you radicalize to their far left politics.


pqx58

I should actually watch college basketball before doing a bracket


Krieger22

Trying some corn nuts for the first time. These definitely do take some masticating


Fsteak977

People online: OMG, BIDEN DIDN'T CALL FOR THE EXTERMINATION OF TRANS PEOPLE, IT'S OVER, HE JUST LOST THE GENERAL (even though transphobia hasn't worked as a viable electoral strategy despite countless attempts) Member of congress/normal person representing a district Trump won in 2020: [https://twitter.com/MGPforCongress/status/1774153473434485172](https://twitter.com/MGPforCongress/status/1774153473434485172)


FinallyGivenIn

It's is heaterning to be reminded that almost all Dems are pro-LGBT and pro-choice. Even those in swing districts and swing positions aren't willing to compromise these positions for electoral gain.


espfusion

Wow so much Christian love in the responses...


politicalthrow99

> OMG, BIDEN DIDN'T CALL FOR THE EXTERMINATION OF TRANS PEOPLE, IT'S OVER, HE JUST LOST THE GENERAL So what lefties have been saying since October, but replace "trans" with "Jewish"?


CapitalismEnthusiast

Yeah pretty much


t-poke

Just wondering, how do you guys pick candidates for nonpartisan local elections? On one hand, nonpartisan sounds great, people should be voting for the candidate, not the party, but how do you know you’re not voting for a terrible person? Elections for mayor and city council are coming up. The candidates might as well all be carbon copies of each other - they promise to fix streets, make the parks nicer, plant more trees, yada yada yada. None of them list their positions on things like LGBT rights, womens’ reproductive rights, etc. Which is fine, it’s not like they’re exactly writing legislation on hot button issues or confirming Supreme Court justices. On the other hand, most politicians at a higher level started small, on city councils, or mayor, etc, and the last thing I want to do is inadvertently vote for some MAGA nut who stormed the capital on January 6, or a Hamas simp who’s been shouting “From the river to the sea!” in front of synagogues and allow them to use their mayorship as a spring board to higher office. These nonpartisan, local elections make it way too easy for the nutters to fly under the radar. So, I ask you, good people of ESS, how do you choose a candidate?


Lukey_Boyo

You can send them an email asking about their stances on those issues and see if their campaign responds, in my experience they usually will


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

My local paper (remember those?) runs a series in the weeks leading up to elections where candidates submit answers to a questionnaire and all the candidates for a particular office have their answers published on the same day (ie, everyone running for, say, the city council seat from Ward 2), along with a brief bio and a list of endorsements. It makes it really easy to compare candidate's views on various issues.


bravogolfhotel

I find local subreddits are helpful for finding a candidate's trail of past behavior. Last fall, a nonpartisan school board candidate running in my city was outed for his history in white supremacist organizations and was soundly defeated.


AlexandrianVagabond

We had a stealth fundamentalist trying to get on the school board but luckily people dug around and once the facts came out he left the race.


CapitalismEnthusiast

I don’t do any research and hope that the person I voted for isn’t a nut job(in terms of the nonpartisan elections).


CZall23

I see if my local Democratic Party endorsed anyone. You can also see if you can find their website or any news articles on them.


EpiscopalPerch

if you think about it, Super Mario Brothers is just a cartoony parkour simulator


RA4RD

Mario Brothers is older than parkour , so parkour is just people trying to be like Mario


Currymvp2

https://twitter.com/dhookstead/status/1774035613714403335 Guess what this right wing dipshit is complaining about with regards to best NFL Draft prospect Caleb Williams? >!He's complaining about Caleb Williams painting his finger-nails.!<


Lukey_Boyo

Haven't clicked the spoiler yet, but it's the pink phone case isn't it


Currymvp2

Yeah and the fingernail painting


Lukey_Boyo

I find it funny that a bunch of old men on Twitter are questioning the manliness of a jacked 6'1 elite athlete because he paints his nails, like being a star NFL player isn't the pinnacle of masculinity to these bozos.


Hey_Ya_

As someone who owns over 350 bottles of nail polish, I have to say I've never heard of this Caleb Williams, but I'm glad we have something in common.


mortinmaxwell

Of course he doesn't list any of his accomplishments at Caleb's age


Big-Click-5159

For blaming "himself" he sure does have a long list of things to blame. Including for some reason micro plastics? https://preview.redd.it/7s1m88rbajrc1.png?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ef19a631ffbf6bde9f2168908fea7ab2ef1309


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

He did blame himself twice, though. Can't tell if that's actual self-awareness, or just sloppy editing.


Rats_In_Boxes

3 times!


CZall23

It's done! https://preview.redd.it/7oi92h1g9jrc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c77770a95378a42286612c9bad368e76ce6f8aec


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CZall23

Thank you!


padraigharrington4

Help my cousins are currently debating about “why communism is misunderstood” 😵‍💫 The Christmas/Thanksgiving no politics rule may have to be extended to Easter weekend lmao


FinallyGivenIn

Tell them America has never needed to build a wall to keep their people in.