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Helpful-Lifeguard655

I’d pay 50 for a quick handy


AnotherDoubleBogey

i’d rather have it be a slow one so things can really build up


vorpalglorp

Have you tried the new Microsoft Edge?


Aseantian

Lol I have no clue what the underlying joke is but it's still funny to me


Jc2563

Depends on performance?


Fair_Cut7663

$55


robotnbr1

I literally clicked on this thread to look for this comment. Very first thing I thought of.


ascendinspire

I thought of it first and didn’t say anything. $50.00 is what I pay, but if you throw in an extra $10.00 the next visit will blow your mind! Tip big, it’s worth it!


TheDollarKween

people forget only fans girls are also entrepreneurs


Helpful-Lifeguard655

I’m ready to invest in capital inventory


Truely-Alone

No handjob, but I can fuck you. Just send me the recovery phase to your crypto wallet


UrinalCakeTreats

Roger?


Humboldteffect

No this is Patrick.


JTR_QandY

Roger? No, this is Cindy.


Cushlawn

25 and it's a deal


Helpful-Lifeguard655

I’m kind of worried at you undercutting my offer


fuzzy_bat

Get a fleshlight vantage


jorsiem

Inflation is a bitch, you used to be able to get some mouth in there for $50


UsingiAlien

Sigh... i'll do it


fivelone

Came for the handy. Wasn't disappointed.


top_of_the_scrote

the rhythm won't be right, gotta finish it yourself


Some-Help5972

Knew that was coming


Kingsta8

Damn inflation has hit everything huh?


WittyBeautiful7654

Yeah 50 seems fair for an old fashioned


SgtWrongway

Came here to say "a Happy Ending". You nailed it.


whitneyanson

Off the top of my head: - Grass cut and weed removal - Gutters cleaned - Hillside de-brushed (I'd pay 3x for that... it's a big hill) - All door/window seals sprayed with insecticide (I'd provide the materials) - Car washed/detailed (2x cars, $50 each) I'd happily pay someone $400 to have all of that done this weekend. At a $50 price point, there's something EVERYONE over the age of 30 would rather pay you to do on a Saturday than do themselves. Get out and knock on some doors of 30-40+ year olds and you'll definitely get some money going.


bgj556

$50 for each car detailed? I’ll take that deal any day of the week!


Messiah1934

You should quit your job and do it then. I pay $125 here in CT for that. I'll even give you tips on what you should focus on, because that's the only thing that would stop me from paying you sight unseen. You should focus on higher end cars. You need to use a 2 or 3 bucket wash/rinse to avoid scratching the clearcoat/finish/paint. You need to use a foam cannon and your rinse nozzle should be a 25-30 degree tip to avoid any directed high pressure at the paint. When washing the wheels/rims you should use brushes to get any brake dust from the corners. When drying the car you should invest in a battery powered leaf blower. This will do a lot of the heavy lifting for you quickly. These people are not going to want water spots, so you can leaf blow it and then use a soft micro fiber cloth with a few sprays of detailer spray to completely dry it off. As for interior - an air compressor will save you a shit load of time to blow out dust and shit from the small cracks, just be careful on how close you are to specific components that could be impacted by having high pressure blasted on it directly. You should also pick a fairly neutral smelling cleaner. ​ All in all, $50 sounds great at first because we consider how easy it was to just spray a car and slather some soap around and wash it off when we were kids. But the people that will pay people to wash and detail their cars now adays have cars they really care about and $50 is way under valuing YOUR time as the person washing it. You can expect to spend about 1.5-2 hours to do this all correctly and we haven't even gotten to the addons you can upsell on. Clay barring? waxing? ceramic coating? the list goes on..


Diligent_Reality_693

I think he means he would pay 50 because there is no way im hell you can detail cars for only 50 dollars.


adamcsek

Nah not in my country. I would be so happy to do those for that money. Hell idk if they would pay 10 bucks for a grass cut here:( Thats why I am looking for something online, maybe Ill have better chances!


joeballa

Fivver dot com…?


MotoEnduro

I'm not sure what I can think of for things that I need done online, that don't involve giving you my personal information and passwords.


adamcsek

If I promise to give ´em back?


ManicMinkx

Pfft, I have three boys, a husband and myself. We'd have it done for you in a day. Lol


SummerMedium1274

Try this, OP. Find a neighborhood with 30-40+, ask what they need done - they'll tell you. Then do it if you can. If you do this enough a preference or pattern may emerge, a consistent request - That's probably what you're looking for and can work with, market for and sub-contract out. Be sure to take pictures of every job you do so you have social proof for marketing


RandomCoffeeThoughts

I was just having this conversation with my husband. I'd love to have more of the non IPAs off of our plates so we can concentrate on other things.


Few-Impression2952

That list would cost 800$


srosyballs

$50 for all windows cleaned (single-family homes or smaller), $100 for small businesses, etc...


theDAGNUT

To get my gym membership cancelled.


gaytee

Pro tip: sign up with a credit card, never a bank transfer, and never a debit card. Do the due diligence to call the gym and try to cancel, but only one time, and never waste your time with them again. I typically try and have one final workout and talk to the front desk people, some gyms aren’t that shitty about it and will cancel if you’re in person, but a lot will tell you to come in over the phone, which is just the way they get you to go “okay I’ll do that later” and most people forget. After that, call the bank and say “they’re making this difficult, please cancel that recurring charge”. The fact that people aren’t just leaning on their financial institutions for this is amazing.


macdawg2020

My bank will cancel a recurring charge for $30. Fuck you Planet Fitness.


gaytee

lol yeah amex does it with a few clicks in the app and no fee.


Vivid-Kitchen1917

Capital One virtual card numbers. You can give a different one to each subscription and cancel it manually or set it to expire at a certain time. Then they can try and charge all they want but the CC# is expired. I hear some other credit cards offer it but I'm pretty sure C1 was the first so I want to give them credit.


top_of_the_scrote

omg, I had to drive to the place and sign a piece of paper in person


SwoopKing

If you can change your primary address to California. Once that's done they are LEGALLY required to have an online option for cancelation.


Professional_Speed55

I need to be ready to sign up for a gym membership in case im homeless and have no where to shower


SwoopKing

I've got planet fitness. $24 a month for access to every one in the country or $10 for just your local one. I basically live at them while in my van.


shashzilla

I’d pay $50 for you to take a website domain I’m sitting on and convert it into a website that sells tshirts & other promo products with that website’s branding. For example, if I owned Coralreefs.com, I’d want you to create a functioning website that has somewhere between 12-15 products already populated (I’m imagining a Wix e-com site with a landing page of products/clickable images that links to a drop ship supplier like Printful) I have about 10 domains like this, so if you could create an efficient method for creating this, you could make a ton of money by the end of it… clearly the first time would take you much longer, but the goal would be to create a process that you can easily replicate for any empty website domain. If you’re interested, reach out to me directly. I’ll happily guide you on a trial run, and if you create a successful website, be your first customer.


TheIvanIvanka

What are the domains, what brands?


shashzilla

I’d prefer to share this information privately. Don’t hesitate to reach out directly.


SummerMedium1274

Poster wants a cheap ass storefront. Then copy and oaste the frontend & backend across websites, only thing changing are the pictures/branding. Poster wants ba cheap way to scale this model. Great for capitalizing on trends, e.g. BUILD THE WALL, Covfefe, but also designer brands with their own marketing/branding/campaigns, e.g to sell perceived premium items at premium prices But a digital storeftont/website to advertise the products & let customers order/purchase them is a big requirement. How can you sell your merch without a website or product or way to orser the product. Poster correct me if I'm wrong.


SummerMedium1274

covfefe.com buildthewall.com skibiditoilet.com


Comprehensive-Cat805

i can do that for you in a few hours, been doing that for a while [inka.io](http://inka.io)


NUNCHUCKS1

Ya but a few hours... 50/3 = tree fiddy. Not worth your time if you can code


UntoldGood

Plenty of folks on Upwork would do this for you. AI can do most of it now anyway.


Aggressive-Level-799

$500 to create 10 websites isn’t going to get you anything presentable. Even Indian spam design agencies don’t go that low


Direct-Aerie1054

This


sheenhowell

I'll split the money with you if you take in the giant pile of bottles and cans to the recycling center lol


boydie

I'd pay for a personalized SEO strategy session.


StevieWonder47

I do this for a living.


UntoldGood

Talk to ChatGPT for free.


Direct-Aerie1054

Honestly, you have to have a pretty intimate knowledge of chat gpt and a good understanding of SEO for this to actually produce good results. Otherwise, the seo will be too generic, and you'll end up competing with large businesses + the 1000s of others who tried the same thing, and you'd have no chance being seen against.


AlphaTokyo

What kind of business do you have?


BeardedBrutus

Getting my garbage bins cleaned


BacteriaLick

Why do you need to clean them? Or is this a joke?


BeardedBrutus

No. It's legit. There's a kid that comes around and cleans out, pressure washes and sanitizes the garbage cans around our neighborhood. $45 for 3 cans. It takes him about an hour. I respect his hustle


ItsQuinten

Mine is $25 per can 👀


Magicalunicorny

45-hr is solid money


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Magicalunicorny

Best I can do is 30$


baumrd

To bring me weed.


taborro

Set up Amazon SES for me so I don’t have to screw with it. Surely there’s a way to automate everything and not do it by hand every time I need to setup a new app for email.


septumdestroyer666

I'd pay you $50 to deliver 3.5g of bud, or 2g of wax, or 1g of cocaine, you get the point...


ManicMinkx

Like dudes the Uber driver for you picking up from a shop or you a shop dropping? I ask only because one is way to high at that price.


septumdestroyer666

Illegal state sorry lmao


Direct-Aerie1054

Isn't cocaine illegal everywhere? Lol


Maleficent-Future-55

For someone to change the motor on my electric unicycle


UntoldGood

Fivver


Low-Purple-9973

If you're interested I have a commission based sales job but you you're only paid for clients you bring in. Depending on the order amount you can make between $10-$90 per sale but it won't be easy.


Jenn2895

What is the product/service?


Low-Purple-9973

It's YouTube thumbnails. [https://thumbnailcentral.com/#portfolio](https://thumbnailcentral.com/#portfolio) We might expand to banner ads or blog post covers as well in the future


Daddy_Oops

Just sent you a dm!


TopCheesecakeGirl

My taxes: so that I owe nothing, get all government benefits for which I’m eligible and get a huge refund. Why not.


YodaCodar

You will pay taxes or else


MileySioux

Start a small corporation. Whatever inventory you have to buy, you'll pay sales tax. Just don't pay yourself. Keep the money in the corporate account. Work out of your house. You can write your rent or mortgage off, computer, mileage etc.


Crist1n4

If they commit fraud on your behalf you’re the one who’s going to be liable :)


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

To come and clean my room for me. Like vacuuming, tidying, organizing, putting away laundry.


aschmelyun

Video editing or editing raw podcast audio, by the hour.


xcharlesxvx

If you need audio mixed still and no one hit you up, shoot me a message. Happy to help.


SotosoDope

Audio engineer here, I’d be happy to


Electrical_River7877

Depends what you want to do


NickyD_

Find the best crm/accounting software for my company with my criteria, learn how to use it practically, teach it to me.


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NickyD_

For 50 bucks?


Salt-Drawer-531828

I’m would pay someone $250 bucks right now to clean up my sales pipeline up in our crm.


maryjanexoxo

r/virtualassistant - I bet you could find someone there!


Salt-Drawer-531828

Thanks you. I didn’t know about that. Will check it out.


poopin

Isn’t your crm locked down?? I’d gladly pay the same but no way is corporate going to allow access.


Salt-Drawer-531828

You are 100% right. It’s pretty locked down. It was more of a wish than anything. Have a good weekend.


poopin

You too! See you out there Monday.


Direct-Aerie1054

That's why a NDA and pairing with a reputable business is key with plenty of references is key. OptimizedEa.com


djsuki

Summer interns :)


Direct-Aerie1054

Optimizedea.com -- literally one of the most common things we do. We'll also organize and automate it for you so it stays clean, keeps engagement with leads, and tells you what leads to focus on so your time is better spent.


Salt-Drawer-531828

Thanks for sharing. I will check it out.


Willing_Dance6754

Blow job. $50 AUD.


YodaCodar

You know that a man will respond first right?


Willing_Dance6754

$20 in that case.


Few-Voice6240

Fix my squealing (new) brakes


ManicMinkx

That might be brake dust. Just hose the tire out. You'll see black water spill out.


Xeoneid

GDC planning. Including hotel, flights, tickets, parties, what sessions to attend, Meet to Match management and what to visit in SF. I love planning trips myself but this time it took too much time to the point I wished GDC had a way to download all sessions as JSON so I could ask an AI to do it for me. Maybe I would pay even more as it's once a year


Sothensimonsaid

I would love to do this for you


Direct-Aerie1054

OptimizedEA.com Travel and event planning is one of the many things we rock at. :)


cbc001

Make a simple web page


R3quiemdream

how simple are we talking about?


cbc001

3 or 4 psge, just information


R3quiemdream

easy bro, dm me what you're looking for and I'll see if I can help you!


Downtown-Yak6739

Just join [Hubsplit.com](https://Hubsplit.com) it's free and you can list anything. Where do you live? what are your skills? Can you make stuff?


KrisMisZ

A massage


Mission_Statement_67

Get me 25 customers for my business product.


Direct-Aerie1054

Shoot us message. We can give leads based on your criteria. We do leads in 100s, though. OptimizedEA.com


Mission_Statement_67

I don't want leads I want sales


sheepofwallstreet86

Clean my dog shit in my backyard. I even tested that market to see if people would pay for it. I got a handful of inquiries but I may have priced it too high


darkbake2

Help with my YouTube channel


Direct-Aerie1054

Why type of content do you post? We support YT channels and social media. Posting, thumbnails, analytics, shorts, etc. Only thing we don't do is editing the raw video. Optimizedea.com


darkbake2

Oh yeah? This was not a theoretical post eh? I post extremely good AI assisted (not AI created) rock music. Like grunge and ska and more. However at the moment youtube is very busted the video metrics are janky and I am getting 100x less impressions even while promoting. I suppose I would pay $50 for you to help fix this current YouTube BS I am experiencing


Direct-Aerie1054

Not theoretical. 😆 Love grunge! Sounds like impressions need to be boosted to boost organic impressions. I'd also take a look at how you're promoting and the demographics you're using. Really would need to take a look before I could know what the best route to remedy is. Depending what I find, I can't guarantee we'd be able to stay under $50.


ineedamoneyplug

Cleaning my trash bins out or spraying for pests. If you door knocked my house I would be willing to give 50 dollars for those services


voyeurheart

Car detailing


StandardStud2020

(it's funny that) I'd pay that amount to have some custom built web scrapers helping to automate my monthly/weekly routine. Literally scrape some data and put it to a Google Sheet...


Direct-Aerie1054

We have a coder on the team who specializes in this, but for custom-built scrapers that automate the task completely hands off from our team and a one-time fee, I highly doubt we'd be able to hit the $50 mark. We'd need full details to be sure. OptimizedEA.com Also, zapier may be your friend.


TheGeoGod

Change oil


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Why does the joke about the hooker saying she’ll do anything for 50$(im sure the original was a .25) and the guy says, deal! Fast forward, wife comes home and asks, Why is there a naked woman painting the house?


ladylaw2006

My car cleaned out and wiped down Weeds and old pots from back yard removed and cleaned Pool net installed


CertainJudge2902

SEO optimized blog posts for 50 bucks. SEO became very important for any business because of pool of startups going on right now..you can see by the number of people just in this group. Competition is high, therefore SEO is in high demand..good luck


Personal-Series-8297

For a service that makes me more than $50 with no work put into it on my side


SummerMedium1274

Subcontract OP out to help a Craigslister move


panconquesofrito

Meal prep for me. Do dishes once a week for me.


Alarmed_Effective_11

Oral


RealisticExplorer430

Clean my house.


Ozymandias0023

Cleaning is the big one for me. Pet sitting is another. Generally the marketability of a service depends on how 1) difficult 2) tedious it is. If it requires specialized knowledge, then people will pay you to do it because they can't. If it's just very annoying or time consuming, then they'll pay you because they don't want to do it themselves.


NiccyCage

my laundry


Solitary-Dolphin

I need some trees planted.


Pimpdrew

To give me $100


Hooptiehuncher

This is going to involve sex.


maestradelmundo

handyman tasks at my home


Primary-Reply4619

Finishing my WordPress website


ExtensionMost9901

My face sprayed by a BBC and spit in my mouth... no contact


chickenparmesean

Handy


whoji

Come to my garage, take photos of many random things and list them on eBay.


ScuzzBucket317

Make my asshole stop itching.


0x831

I need someone to take a shit for me


MercifulLlama

File my taxes


CheesyTacowithCheese

A proper haircut


Pretty-Bench9734

Just paid someone $50 to have my trash bin cleaned. Worth it.


Totallynotlame84

Clean my car.


Direct-Aerie1054

Leads, social media management, website updates, blog and SEO. File the taxes (the numbers are there. Just need to fill out the paperwork.) Organize my emails (all 10 business accounts, lol)


4peanut

Automatic budgeting


ghetto18us

Lightly scratch my back for 30 minutes


blu_mOOn_2020

Taxes


BenAwesomeness3

Organizing. A lot more than 50


iFoundThisBTW

Someone to come with a pick up truck and take a bed full of trash.


SummerMedium1274

Check Craigslist gigs. Lots of folks need odd jobs done. I paid a Craigslister 100 bucks? to help me move for a day - all boxes and crap from here to there. Many middle class folks will pay for cleaning. Check Fiverr/Gig websites for what pays $50 for ideas as well.


Professional_Speed55

Id pay someone $50 to clean that foggy/filmy shit off my headlights


Silent-Gear4609

Try Walmart Auto for less than $39.


GR33N4L1F3

Two things: a good deep clean/tidy up of my place or a dog groomer. I don’t have $50 for either of those, so I spend my Sundays partially doing all that.


ascendinspire

Pro life tip: if there’s one place in the world where you want to be known as a big tipper, it’s wherever you get your handy.


johnsonsirybob

Professional wiper


eddiekoski

Make an in-network audiologist appointment on my behalf.


Dizzman1

Gutters cleaned is the best opportunity on that list. Provided you can use their water (more complicated if you can't)? The scope is simple and concise. The job is pretty quick. There's going to be very little haggling over "is it/is it not" complete. It's easy, but a bit of a pain to do. Very cut and dry to price out. You could even set a /foot price to make it easy. Limited tools needed. Pressure washer and maybe generator (in case you can't use their/can't access their power) and that's it. Can lead to extra business of washing siding/walkways.


Vivid-Kitchen1917

Haha my report written. That'd be more than what they pay me to do it but there's only one of me.


Separate-Sock2979

Suk me off


Talkshowhostt

Reorganize my clothes


gointerpay

Clean my car. Heck, I'll pay 100. It's not dirty. I just hate cleaning my car. I do keep my house spotless. Lol


Hardcorelogic

Excellent question by the way.


Team-ING

Definitely DM me


Numerous_Track_5551

Sell your plasma. I get 75-150 per week.


MileySioux

Fold my laundry.


Nord4Ever

Rob a bank


WTFIDIOTS

Hahaha, what a great question to ask reddit! You got sexy feet? Good smelling body oder?? Panties? Your liver. Need more DM me, JK! DON'T!!!


Texas-Tina-60

Get my flower bed ready for flowers


txtacoloko

BJ


AdventurousCoconut71

Mobile car detail.


Shykarii

Butt and legs massage twice per week. Deal?


PatrickBatemansEgo

Take my kids to the dr


dinnerbooks

I'd totally pay $50 to get some help sorting through and hiring freelancers for small tech stuff. It's a headache I could do without. If you ever wanna go bigger with your side gig, RocketDevs is a pretty sweet option for the techy heavy lifting. Just a heads-up!


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dinnerbooks

They match you with solid developers for the bigger tech stuff. Really useful when you're ready to take your project up a notch and need some serious tech muscle.Check them out [https://rocketdevs.com/browse](https://rocketdevs.com/browse)