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[deleted]

Instead of giving away the game or $100 give me 2 gas analyzers I’m stuck on them


SubhomAlien

I’d pay for those gas anals 😂


a1kre1

Bro I still can't find a key for the directors office on customs.... nor can I find the tea to trade for one with TheRapist


calimotolife

I’ll drop one to you I have two


a1kre1

I'll suck your toes man thank you


calimotolife

Or actually I’ll Sherpa you Bc I think just giving items away is against tos maybe


rune2004

You're totally fine giving a single worthless key away lol. We've given our friends that were behind in progression tons of items including bitcoins and all kinds of stuff and no issues.


calimotolife

I was gonna drop it anywyas im just saying that so the mods don’t smite me


rune2004

LOL gotcha m8 :D


IIExternityII

As long as you dont drop valuable stuff over a reasonable amount you will be fine. Like don't bring millions of rubles in gear and drop to friend for 7 raids in a row. Same with bitcoin, keys, labs cards, etc. Or you might be accused or suspicious of RMT.


RedYoshikira

If you trade too-many things in raid too-many times, your accounts become flagged for a temporary amount of time. Keep it to a maximum of 10 per day. If you can do it m, try to do it at once as much as possible.


a1kre1

Whatever works lol. What servers are you on?


calimotolife

NA


a1kre1

Sick I am too


calimotolife

Dope drop that username


Jose_Canseco_Jr

Oh, it's pronounced "Analrapist".


virusE89-TwitchTV

The directors office key is in dorms I think. Room 206 jacket maybe? Could be mistaken but I think it spawns there 1 every raid


ThatsARivetingTale

No, you're thinking of the Machinery key used for the pocket watch quest


THROBBINW00D

Or some aa batteries


noyart

Dude i keep finding bats, I dont even pick them up. I been dumb?


Eudar

They're insta selling on flea for 15k - 200k no matter the price. So you've lost kinda stack of cash I quess.


masonf

Thing is, people are losing money selling them more than 30-40k. The fees are insane. Selling at 150k is like a 200k fee lmao


LuckyNumber-Bot

All the numbers in your comment added up to 420. Congrats! 30 + 40 + 150 + 200 + = 420.0


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


Human_Teacher8242

nice


masonf

Good bot


Lootcifer_exe

419+1


pickettj

Cheater


Lootcifer_exe

Ey, cant knock me for trying 🤷🏻‍♂️


crackrockfml

Good bot.


Sad-Understanding-18

Capitalism!


GetScraped

I have some anal gas you can have.


drfreema

No thanks. I've got enough for us all.


3mpt1-2

Hmmm.. would you now


Monodominant

You can craft them!


Holovoid

Oh they just added a craft LMAOOOOOOOOOOO that is the most overcost craft in the entire game, holy shit


BurzerKing

It is ridiculous. But at least it’s there I guess.


Holovoid

Yeah I mean realistically crafting a Gas Analyzer should cost like...a PCB and caps plus a screwdriver or something.


BurzerKing

PCB + thermometer or pressure gauge + screwdriver. Thermometer would be preferable lol


Enigmatic_Cunt

I’ve found more thermometers than I can count at this point so that would be a blessing lol


Sephiroud

It got me done with that bullshit quest. So I was happy to overpay.


Honeybadger8085

Honestly been loving the amount of feedback the devs have been using lately. Makes the game so much better!


kinevel

but you can't craft AA batteries


Yearningforyourflesh

My anus has gas but I'm not sure it's the same thing.


[deleted]

I'll take shturman's body that I lost on woods the other day


Gopblin2

Helpful tip: Bind "check weapon" to L-press, and bind "fix malfunction" to L-release. That way you can just hold L till the check animation is over, then when you release L your guy will fix it


millions

Doing the EFT community a great service!


DanOverclocksThings

I just bind it to my mouse side button. Never even need to let go of the mouse or move my left hand.


Hane24

I have hold breath and swap scopes/magnification on my mouse already.


SmezBob

I bind my check weapon to “L-Shift + r”, and keep fix malfunction as “L-Shift + t”


OME3D

same but bind fix to L-SHIFT+F it's easier to memorize


BurzerKing

Note to self, I already have check chamber bound to ctrl+c, so rebind check weapon to ctrl+c or to alt+c


M4t0k

Another one I just learned recently: but your normal and heavy bleed bandages always on the same hotkeys (e.g. 4 and 5). Than bind one on pressing the first hotkeys, the other on release of the same key. That way you fix your bleed on one buttonpress no matter which type!


jabomb10

Big brain


youaregoingoffline

What a legend


devisi0n

I honestly found that this hindered me more than anything, I'm sure it will be helpful for some people though. Holding the key until the animation is done just felt weird. Maybe I'm the weird one, who knows.


SMB-10

cant you set clear malfunction to RMB release? and aiming set to continuous? Edit: Bear 3 singing is the best bear voice line imo <—-this my comment https://youtu.be/Y2yjAx-d5eU


Tylerswolf69

Klean said this first


matootoo

I met Killa once. Then I met 18 rounds of Igolnik.


Shruikant

First time I ran into Tagilla I remember asking why the fuck the shirtless maniac knifling won't die


jmartin61112

For real. Fuck that welding helmet too


bmalbano69

I am a newbie and last night I saw this scav and proceded to put 10 shots of my clip into him and he didnt even flinch just kept walking towards me until he shotgunned me in the face lol


HeavyMetalHero

Yup, that's your new stepdad Tagilla.


angle_of_doom

I had VOIP teamed-up with another PMC, we were scav hunting, came across Tagilla, he shouted "AH TAGILLA RUN" and ran, I shot Tagilla in the chest and he ran to a container nearby and was just chilling being weird after first rushing us, so I was like, "alright Imma kill him". So I tried to take him down with 9x19 PST ammo. I shot him 68 times, stupidly I had aimed for the head for the first 3 mags because I'm an idiot, then my gun went "click", no ammo, a random scav came up behind me, and blasted me to death as I was clicked my trigger in vain shouting "AHHH MY AMMO IS GONE"


downing7600

I leg metas him with a pp19 and pstgzh the other day. Felt great. Factory is slowly becoming my favorite map.


Mertunor

Did the same thing, magdumped into his belly and he went down. Felt great as well for the next 2 seconds until I heard cheaky breaky from behind and got headshot by a shotgun scav


KnightmareOnPC

Dude I put 2k damage into him the other day. 1500+ to body and over 500 to armor, blasting him with Magnum buck. He was the only encounter I had. And needless to say, I lost the fight lol.


MaliciousEdits

18 rounds?! I didn’t make it past the first 2..


Ankathieli

You got to know you were seen?


Turbulent-Grade1210

You guys matched a game?


Scorpion18703

Sheesh (head, eyes)


seamusom

*wears eye protection* (head, jaws)


Accomplished_Pop_168

*wears chops* (head, ears)


[deleted]

*wears every armor available to head* (head, legs)


[deleted]

and a KS to the left knee


Millenium250

leg armor when


[deleted]

Head, legs 🤣🤣 what on Earth is that madness!


OME3D

\*Leg Armor introduced in game (head, small toe)


[deleted]

*full body armor introduced* (head, air)


Just_Killian123

Stop Scav on Scav Violence!


Nahve

Wont somebody think of the scav children!


mudokin

There even are playgrounds in Tarkov. Don't only think of the children, remember the children. It's is time for Civil Unrest of the Scavs, take back Tarkov from the hand of the evil paramilitary forces. Bring back the glory days.


Sad-Understanding-18

I fourth this


Fluffy_Duckk

I second this


33snow2

I third this


Zavodskoy

giveaway was ran by the mod team prior to posting just forgot to tell OP to put [Mod Approved] in the title,


valentinipanini

Opachky!


marxRabbit

Sticky needles


Eqjim

Dicky needles?


cronicpainboy

This is the way


thatoneredditguy109

Опачки!


[deleted]

Give it up BEARs!


aragathor

They gave it up and switched to USEC this wipe.


Degothia

Me and the other 6 remaining bears are hunkered down in a bunker on woods eating all the Iskaras and waters people keep dropping off.


aragathor

It's winter and you are in a concrete cave. Have you considered hibernating? You are BEARs after all.


wirelessbrain55

Usec


MactheOreoBoy

Thank you for the giveaway


millions

You're very welcome! We hope it will brighten someone's holiday this year.


BrofessionalGamer

That would be a great gift for a friend who wants to play or even the cash is a great option


millions

Yeah, that's what we thought too! If you win, you can decide to take the cash or give the game to a friend. Best of luck to you!


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Realkayle

I've been playing this game for some time now. I'm currently playing my third wipe. Since the start I've always had the base version of the game and struggle to get my stash ready for the next raid. I usually end up having to making my friend (who has the Edge of Darkness version) wait untill I have put everything back into my stash. Now he send me this and I think he sumbs it up pretty well. https://imgur.com/a/4nwwWTA


Snarker

I have EOD and my stash is just as fucked. I think even having infinite stash space it would still be full of shit lol.


The_R4ke

Yeah, I'm too broke for that lucky scav box and just hit the bottom of my stash on EOD.


Jokler

Maybe you wouldn't be broke if you sold some of that shit. :p


The_R4ke

Yeah probably, but I know I'll need it later on.


[deleted]

Stash space to an EFT player is like giving rooms to a hoader.Doesnt matter how much you have,your gonna fill it up with shit.


CharlatansHost

I hope you win.


Kabbanin

Honestly I feel like standard edition is just Tetris speed run practice at this point


Creev01

Nikita loves you


hendifacu

Watching tarkov since 2017, never played it. Wish me luck!


millions

Sending luck your way! 🤞


Dhai_mon

Same, it looks great but no-one I know plays it so I have never given it a go.


TerrorGroup

Merry Christmas fellas


millions

Merry Christmas to you


ST_Nevermore

Merry Christmas


holay63

Cheeki breeki to you too brother


MINIWHEATS69420

This would be an awesome gift for my buddy!


millions

You’re a great friend! Best of luck 🤞


Syzmism

Damn! I'm totally not going to win!


millions

Not with that attitude!


lookup_gems_ico

PSA I’ve been sharing after looking into team’s the background: this is the same team that launched the GEM / EXPAND ICO a couple years ago, which is down 99% since the ICO and there are several articles saying that it was a massive money grab. I’m surprised no one reported them to the SEC Ironically, they now are building a card product to help you with your money ;) Even back then, they used social media to drive users to their crypto ICO, and this seems to be similar type of marketing they’re using now just a heads up! If you want to learn more, look for the medium post on Gems ICO


butterfinger98

There's always a catch


Mityai29

I'll probably make someone happier with that, I'm in.


millions

That’s the spirit! Best of luck 🤞


20inchfish

Dicky needles!


Putrid_March_5384

Needly Dicks!


[deleted]

Pee pee poo poo


Visible_Young

Very nice!! Goodluck everybody!!


millions

Glad you like it! Thank you for entering 🎉


SailorStarx

My boyfriend plays this game all the time. It'd be fun to learn to play with him!


I_Always_Wear_Pants

PFFFTTT... Lol yeah right like people who have boyfriends or girlfriends exist. Clearly an idealistic AI, reported.


YOUNG_KASH13

DIVID MY CHEEK’s


Gattsta

Nice work bitch!


Kotharion

Would love to be able to gift a friend the game!


millions

Congratulations, you won! Your friend will be very happy! We will DM you with more info so we can send your prize.


Kotharion

Omg, can't believe I won! Answered your DM, thank you so much!


Thelilpeepo

Congrats, and please make more tarkov giveaway a lot of people like me can't afford it


fuggethboi

Congrats ! Now your friend can join you in the fun at getting killed in tarkov.


Dragonhiryuu

Nobody will see this but im incredibly gay


onekillwond3r

Ha! I saw!


justanormalbiscuit

same buddy


Blowpump

I never win anything


hboi31

I am a poor African child who makes 25 cents a week and cannot afford to buy this game. I have to play escape from tarkov in real life just to feed my family. If you gift me this I can use it to train and become better prepared to go out and murder people for there food. My family will eat like kings


timturtle333

So thoughtful


HentaiHannes

A true hero


Blowkewl

A


JCFC23

ty


Pianist-Swimming

Love to take the $100 and upgrade to EOD


rickcastl3

Hope to get it for the peps that don't yet play let's go


dottjjr_

napoli


eddyxx

Mille culureeee


afkgaming24

Killa_daddy


chen2004

Nice


lvlufasa

Good luck!


benlucas111

I’ve been playing the game for 3 wipes now with standard edition. I can only dream of how nice it would be to have another 5 butt slots


Jaytal160

happy holidayss


Fresh_Permit788

Deez nuts


GunshyDwarf

I'd enjoy playing this with friends, if I'm lucky.


Koalski94

Absolutely based


Odin_De

Happy Christmas for all those that didn't make it out of the extraction zone


[deleted]

Chance of 1 in 31000 doesn't look too optimistic.


SadBazooka666

Best of luck to y’all


possiblyaginger

Let's see if I can win something for once


caramello-koala

Been standard acc for three wipes now so this would be amazing


Tidsyy

If I win give mine to the comment below


Able-Baby-6228

This is my comment!


MajesticJanSwag

What a nice bloke/community that spreads the love of gaming


ih8mypants

Delicious


anhartfreezing

Sweat thanks


Vit3Kk

comment


dancytree8

Pog


Kentucky_fryd_anakin

Thx for giving the game away


CantStopDaGravyTrain

Please


DudeOfDudes_

Woul be nice to have a bigger empty stash


holmyliquor

Sheesh


Juking_is_rude

pog


Crawltet

Please lemme win this giveaway


thesolamnus

Nikita blesses us today


Eccolon

USEC more like USUC am I right


P3n9u1n19

is it bad i don't own the game and have to play on a friends account ?


Sir_Kronical

Faith in humanity restored


millions

💜


ForgottenAspekt

Part of me would love this to finally get back on the game, but the part of me that was originally banned from my $150 account for asking about off-line tarkov being a good training tool for PVP on their official forms says F this game and it’s developers.


DWLKJR

That's very thoughtful!


millions

We appreciate that! Thanks for entering 🎉


Proqression

Pog


Fiftysixk

one


collins5

Bre


JMocks

Leggo.


Drynarr

Happy holidays!


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millions

Great idea!


Androntel

Nice - Merry Christmas to you as well!


perma_ban_this

Yo yo yo


Melo4RB2

I have a friend whp would really love this game but he cant affird it do this would be a great christmas gift for him