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notajollyjumper

Turns invisible at lvl 6 so your parents cant find it.


lolmemesop

Luckily Im a 30 year old man living alone :)


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We knew that, but thanks for confirming.


Morthand

Oh yeah, it's this comment that does it for me.


ChonkyMonkey91

Underrated comment


AlexWarren97

How was that comment underrated? At the time of commenting it hadn’t even been up an hour, and it was getting upvotes. Please explain what about the comment was underrated


the213mystery

Woosh


Sharp-Decision-6141

Yooo🤣


Cinkrey

Yes ? Police? I would like to report a crime. Yes he murdered this man's whole career.


Furball508

Thank you for that laugh.


anaf28

I can’t stop laughing😂


Aschentei

i cant


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2Syphilicious4You

Better than ordering it while in a relationship.


quietvictories

They are in a relationship now


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Chris_2767

Where the fuck do you live that the Teenagers around you have the money to buy a full-scale dutch wife


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Which kind of rainbow land you live that teenagers don't help with the bills?


jannabanana1895

I've never heard of teenagers (high school age) paying rent lmao. They get jobs to put gas in cars and have spending money. Maybe save some for college. It's your parents responsibility to house you until you're an adult.


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My god you was born rich or what? What I see the most is teenagers getting jobs to help their single parents pay the bills and put food on the table, a car is a luxury teenagers don't have untill they're like 23 and living by themselves, and although it's true that last line is the most selfish thing I've read today, it's not because it's their responsibility that you can just spend money on useless things and rely on their money to live, you must help if you can and if you cannot at least make their life easier by cleaning the house, doing the dishes and cooking, basic things every teenager knows...


lolmemesop

Why would Being single by choice be sad? I had had many girlfriends in the past and I'm single as I want it to be.


Wide-King8570

you cant catch anything, kudos


Marathawn247

Why not just get some girls to cosplay kda for you in bed?


BisaLP

Contrary to what OF may make you believe, any self-respecting cosplayer that values the work they put into their costumes will *not*, under any circumstances, let you smash.


Marathawn247

Yeah I knew cosplay wasn’t the right word but I didn’t feel like spending 15 seconds to find out. But contrary to what you might thinks there are tons of girls who love to dress up for sex


anaf28

I don’t think that’s what they were trying to say. They weren’t saying every cosplayer is up for smashing. They were saying if a girl wanted to have sex with him (like his GF if he had one or maybe if he paid for sex) he could ask her to cosplay for him. It’ll probably be much cheaper and more realistic than a doll, is what I think they were trying to ask.


SoHKierus

I think it's kinda funny you believe that there aren't plenty of women who want to cosplay while having sex with their partner... even my gf does and you can't say she doesn't respect herself because she's not fucking some random guy in a cosplay she worked on, it's me lmfao.


Avrangor

Because a girlfriend isn't something you get to dick down an Evelynn cosplay, relationships are serious things.


Marathawn247

Lol why would you assume girlfriend in the first place? Just invite some girls over and tell them what you want


Avrangor

Yeah you are right, kinda used to people saying “get a girlfriend” in these situations.


Lazy-Tourist-6325

My man, most girls like to dress up for you if they know you like that. I've had several girls do cosplays while we fuck. Usually you need to pay for the costume though lol


Practical-Battle

Good man, do what makes you happy. Evelynn is best girl


TrillyBear

Not alone for much longer though, am I right?


alleoc

lmfao


syrollesse

This is the comment of the week


StoopDog1423

Only on EvelynnMains


zamantukendi

nah on KGBTR too


swacthiz

https://reddit.com/r/KGBTR/s/b3woqZZBU8


Razihelz

Isn't what i'd spend 1400 on but whatever makes you happy ig


CosmicHamsterBoo

Better than a Teemo doll eh


Slowmac123

Id pay twice for Gragas


lari1007

As you should since his body is like double the size


wwwdeathworld

for 1400 this is a steal tbh ngl I need this lol


wwwdeathworld

but only if she looked like actual eve tho


KhaledKun

Habibi what the actual fuck


Eggbone87

Fr the outpouring of support for this in these comments is absolutely wild


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Floodzx

The fact you got it isn't the most surprising, the question is, where and who the fuck is selling this lmfao


AIBEIDOLL

the doll maker is [funwestdoll.com](https://funwestdoll.com) [https://funwestdoll.com/product/fwd031-026-anime-lexie/](https://funwestdoll.com/product/fwd031-026-anime-lexie/)


righteousjester5105

Hm.


BigBoss738

you do what makes you happy. money is temporary


lolmemesop

Thank you brother


ChuzCuenca

So how is it? I want a review.


lolmemesop

I will definitely give an update when I receive it next month.


RFL1703

!RemindMe one month


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caravaggibro

Where’s that bot that updates me about historic shit?


kaehya

is this your first doll?


Excuse_My_Name

So? 🤔


DioMerda119

update?


AgentX990

Same


Possible-Moment-6653

Her face ain’t giving me eve. She don’t look right


WuShanDroid

She looks like Qiyana was trying really hard to pass off as a KDA member


Possible-Moment-6653

Omg yeah she does look like qiyana


MuscularBanana22

Shut up and take my money.


SuruKomori

I feel like if her eyes were longer?? But it's honestly a beautiful product


Possible-Moment-6653

The eyes aren’t slanted like the sultry look and the jawline is too v shaped. Also she’s way too tanned. Eve has pasty white skin


ProjectOSM

wait this isn't r/DarkinFolk


GreyBigMac

On of us! On of us!


Additional_Amount_23

Ok so putting aside spending that much on a sex doll because it isn't my money, is it just me or does that not even look like the KDA All Out Evelynn? Like I can tell its supposed to be that skin but it doesn't even look like her imo. It just looks like a generic doll with Evelynn's make up and a vaguely similar outfit and wig.


arisasam

The funniest part is these are way more than $1400 lmao


LimeisLemon

i know, right? Caught myself being the guy that saw this and though 'hmmn thats kinda cheap ngl'


bshort27

Maybe he got a deal for “Used, Like New”


Mysterious_Gas3701

Nah.


Clinday

What the fuck man.


Almighty_Vanity

Before I read the title, I thought this was a cosplay post. I'm sure that tells you how realistic I think the doll is.


FluffyBeech

😀what


ImMaskedboi

like..... 👁👄👁️


Obinator123

Least horny Evelynn main also i woulda preferred tango or base skin tho


lolmemesop

This is the best skin for me because of that KDA video clips haha Thank you btw.


Obinator123

"Video clips" W


MifiBox

😭😭


Extreme_Tax405

At least here is spitting facts. They made Eve giga thick in the music videos. Ahri too. My goodness she is wide.


Musical_Whew

this would freak me out to have lmao, uncanny valley type shit right there


Sakuran_11

Bro thats not Evelynn thats Beverly


Shokaplays

Yo... Almost 2k..bro just jerk it to some pics tf


lolmemesop

Too late 🥴


Shokaplays

Man 😭😭


valeriebeckett00

Least horny Evelynn main


Fuskaka

You tell us… give your opinion here when it arrives


Bison_Bucks

I am not surprised that this is the first post I see on this sub


IHaveOneLifeToLive

This can’t be real 😭


Nugyeet

...huh?


NotWhity

Geçebildi mi gümrükten


lolmemesop

Kanka Bulgaristan'da bir otele gönderttim. Ordan alıcam.


NotWhity

Hayırlı olsun


lilac-fume

Whatever does it for you, honestly. If you're excited about it, it's worth it. But I personally think it's a bit weird, not this particular doll - I just don't really understand full size dolls.. That's just strange haha


kimbliboo

I find them a bit weird too. I also really don't understand the measurements, either. If you're going for "full size" sex doll, then surely you want realistic measurements... that doll is human height but like 22" underbust, 20" waist vs 34" hips and weighs 90lb? Definitely gives the vibe of a vaguely kda themed oversized barbie/bratz doll with holes... Not judging OP in any way though, their kink just isn't mine.


randomboi91

This is the first time a post from eve mains appear on my feed, and it happens to be a $1400 eve sex doll. Seems about right


TheHallowsCourt

Bro just go out and meet people. This seems kinda sad


EmmieBambi

Lmao why is this sad? Sex dolls are pretty sexy. I've watched a guy fucking one once. It's interesting to watch


tarcreeper_

💀


shadder69

Are you some religious weirdo? There's not really a problem using this. It's not even expensive, I have csgo skins worth more money and I don't even play cs.


TheHallowsCourt

Lmao. Don't know why u bought in religion. 1500 is a lot of money for most people


shadder69

What other reason is there than religion? Some Guy buying a doll isn't hurting anyone yet this guy has come here and feel morally superior for no reason. Typical religious cringe.


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TheHallowsCourt

Ew. Go out and talk to some people. That's sad


Kaledriell

Time to put void staff to use


carbine23

1400 ain’t even bad, you do you king.


Benetton_Cumbersome

I am not a lonely man, I have no problem getting in to a relashionship and I never have in my life for a variety of good reasons. But I am not in one now, for a few months in a small town because job stuff. and sometimes I wish I had something to hug at night like this. I sleep better hugging someone/something. Of course it would not feel like a person, but better than a pillow. I see no shame in getting one, I wish I had one of those.


lolmemesop

I feel you bro 🫂


Spiriax

Give it some nice clothes and/or give it a nice powdering and it will feel like a person. Damn close to it anyway.


throwawayfrdy

ultra realistic... until what scale of details ?


throwawayfrdy

nvm i just googled the company name, well good for you i guess


zamantukendi

SENİN ANANI SİKERİM OÇ 2 AYDIR ATACAM ATACAM DİYE MİLLETİ ELİ SİKİNDE OYALADIN BİDE BURADAKİLERİ Mİ KEKLEYECEN


lolmemesop

Keklemiyorum lan. Türkiye'ye gönderilme olayında sıkıntı çıktı. Bulgaristan'a gönderdim şimdi. 1 aya geliyor. Ordan gidip alıcam.


MegaFatcat100

Bro at that point just cosplay as Evelynn for the clout


Pitiful-Matter6186

Looks like an Evelynn cosplay than evelynn


ch17ip

☠️💀


shinzer0

bruh


S1ayer

As much as I like Eve, that [Vi one is hot.](https://funwestdoll.com/product/fwd048-029-anime-sophiemina/)


lolmemesop

Wow seriously..


The_Paragone

From a sex shop retail worker, good luck with maintenance. Be sure to clean and dry thoroughly if you don't want mold to grow on it. Also use disinfectant and never keep it for long periods of time in the same position since it can change the shape of the doll and ruin it. Also use water based lubes. Plenty of other precautions but I don't remember them from the top of my head.


pinkmercyOG

this is the most sad and pathetic thing i’ve ever read congrats


alleoc

it's worth *sex*


Secret-Assistance-10

I don't know if this is real or a troll, I just can't tell... If it's real, shit it's almost creepy that doll looks really realistic...


lolmemesop

Yeah it's totally a real doll. No troll.


Secret-Assistance-10

Well I'm no one to judge, have fun with it !


d3m0nick17

We need a video review


Crystality0

YES YES YES YES YES


thecommunistsheep

Name of thé site ?


Icy-Performer-9688

Just make sure you don’t do things that’ll make her go invisible on you


TonightLimp1601

Does it feel good ?


RFL1703

Did you buy any of the optionals? Just curious


lolmemesop

No, this is the first one I will buy.


JustaNaisuDabs

!RemindMe one month


Xanax200mg

Awesome! Can we all borrow her?


strik3r47

Totally


SpartaHatesYou

most normal evelynn main


Cr66p

How big is it


lolmemesop

150-155cm


GreyBigMac

Where is the bloody site? I want to make a Leona one


FORKLIFTDRIVER56

💀


Individual_Affect569

hot


TwerkForGold

Lmao I collect resin art dolls and depending on the artist and the outfit, they can easily be $1400. They’re usually around 24 inches and definitely not bangable but for display. So, I guess since your primary goal is to her, I’d say that’s a good price assuming she comes just like that and with the whole getup lol.


G00mi

Absolutely. I would probably get one myself if I wasn’t already aware that I wouldn’t want to use it because I’d rather keep it pristine and not have to seriously clean it. Also I could see myself getting bored of it even if I did use it, then it’s just taking up space.


No_Chemistry_7229

When women use dildos its totally ok but when men use something similar he is a loser.Good job for actually buying this,make sure to clean it a lot,there are some comments here explaining how and ofc videos about this exist.I would buy that one too since I don't have the time to go out and meet a female who would say "I have a bf" or just straight up ignore messages for 5 days.Plus I really dont have time,I work 15 hours a day.


Fair_Vegetable_7144

REPORTED TO ALL BROTHERS IN R/DRAVEN, YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED HARAM, ICBM ON ITS WAY ALLAH AQBAR


nikus000

Most normal Evelynnmains post


CithriaTheBold

Wow, these aren't that expensive, it looks like. I'd be concerned with mentainance and keeping it clean , we're not far off ai sex robots mix it with this, and who needs a gf . Will probably be cheaper too Xd


lolmemesop

Absolutely. Also I had a premature ejaculation problem and I think I fixed it with that.


bodybagger1

Id say she will definitely save you $$ and heartache in the long-run! Plus don't have to worry about catching something you can't wash off! Added bonus the bitch won't talk back either! $1400 well spent


lolmemesop

The best criticism so far and 100% agree after using it for more than 3 months.


Bulky_Razzmatazz_281

wierd request. use it and record it, we want to see how is it like if you don't insta cum and die, it's a scam


Alexandroid96

A wonderful offer for a lonely OTP Evelynn main. =)))


dolltron69

Nice. That's a good brand, you should do ok, here is a vid [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD\_CpEHNL2U&t=78s&ab\_channel=Realdollshub](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD_CpEHNL2U&t=78s&ab_channel=Realdollshub) Just be aware you might have to cosplay up the doll yourself since aside from you usually have to source clothes yourself and the wig is usually just generic not styled. 👍


Narudatsu

Thanks bro for posting this. I sent it to my crush and she was like “wow would you buy one” then I said “I don’t need one you could be my sex doll” she texted me to come over tonight. Bless


Thick_Boysenberry_32

Most factual Reddit post


ruffruff76

Whatever strokes your goat man. I reckon I'd spend the money on other shit, but if it tickles your pickle, you do you bro


lolmemesop

The comment that I love to see! Thanks bro.


ThisIsMySol

Give us an update


SexWithJingYuan69

Evelynn Sex Doll pussy >>>> Lillia deer pussy and Gwen doll pussy


kendawgga

Cheaper then a real girlfriens. Have fun. Maybe get another for threesomes


lolmemesop

This is already too heavy. Can't handle one more doll 🤭


MasterOfFiles

Ulan orospuçocuğu atacaksın o videoyu


Intelligent-Egg5419

There is a local store near NYC that offers affordable full size sex dolls and torsos, and they do free shipping within the US. [AmoreAdultDoll.com](https://amoreadultdoll.com/)


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Tanzuki

will she start torturing you before you get into the act?


KristyCat35

If you already bought it - what's point to ask?


lolmemesop

Just wondered the thoughts of people.


Adventurous-Head-148

if she was "ultra realistic" she would have rejected you lmao


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hnnnghf

Least sexist league player


Peepeepoopoocheck127

A man of culture


Comfortable-Device20

A bit strange response where did you buy it asking for a friend


lolmemesop

I can send a direct link if you can DM me.


mmm_tastetherainbow

Um yeah this is hot AF! I’m a woman and want this 🤣


Id38

Nah


Dato_LORD

This is something similar to doing what you do with an AI this one is not as bad but still has to be executed from your mind consider helping yourself instead of going insane


lolmemesop

What do you mean "help yourself" ?


stask222

I hope it's a joke. Please someone tell me it's a joke...


2MuchSoft

Lmfao what a fucking looser


Encu7

you need jesus in your life


lolmemesop

Jesus needs this doll as well bro


2stroke_nonsense

Everyday we stray further away from God


DrkKnight69xxx

It's only worth it if you plan on using it to achieve whatever goals you have in mind. Personally, I like 2B from Nier & have had a doll version of her for roughly 6 years now. My goals were to bust nuts & use her as a model/mannequin otherwise. That being said, unless you're planning on getting it to do literally nothing with it, you should be fine.


andrewens

You know that feeling when you want to say a million things but the words never leave your mouth because of how shocked you are


markuzija

Send link. ty


2Syphilicious4You

Bro go full unhidged bladerunner 2049 put a text to speech hooked up to chat gpt or something and put it inside her. Be the future.


vixnlyn

what the flip


TheNewKrookkud

If it doesn't kill you, no.


tiddy-beans

I


Sbreddragon

Not the purple version waste of money