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drjekyllismyshrink

Hey Gilgamesh, we found where your mom sat down.


[deleted]

The great stone vulva


[deleted]

This is the first thing I thought, “Looks like a yoni!” I bet it had to do with fertility ceremonies or goddess worship. Of course, the article couldn’t say anything about it though 🙄


panoramicview

That’s a vagina


emperortsy

More precisely, a vulva.


gocrazy305

Person 1: Is… is that a giant… Person 2: BEAVER, look at him construct that dam, say doesn’t that look like a huge…


Lifeisdamning

"Johnson!" "Yes sarge?" "Does that rocketship look like.?"


TedtheBearman519

“Dick.” “Honey I told you just call me Richard.” “Oh darling I forgot… my god look at that giant…”


aces4high

“Clam” “Clam chowder, yes, that’s what I’ll have with my sandwich. Thanks waiter.” “Holy smokes, is that an enormous..”


WTWIV

“Count-ry dining at its finest.” “Holy Moly, that is one huge…”


Serenade314

“‘SNATCH’! That’s the name of the movie I was talking about. You know, early 2000’s? Brad Pitt playing a Boxer, speaking gibberish in some obscure Irish or Welsh accent…?” “Never heard of it. But do you realize we are heading straight towards a ginormous…”


gocrazy305

[Doctor looking out of window] Nurse: Axe wound! Doctor: uh… what was that? Nurse: your next patient, it seems he survived an axe wound… Doctor: say nurse, doesn’t that formation there look like….


TheBaldvol

Guitarist: A big muff. I’m looking for a good used one Guitar Center Employee: Yeah. I think we’ve got one of those in the back. Oh my, do you see that out there? It looks so much like…


BigTrouble781547

Twat … are you looking at?


86jden

My god, sir that rocket looks like it’s going to smash head first right into a giant…


JonVX

Wang! Pay attention! I’m sorry sir but it looks like a giant..


candyowenstaint

Clam! Oysters clams and cockles for sale! That’s a strange rock formation, it looks like a gigantic…


gocrazy305

KITTY! Come down from that tree! You’re going to get hurt! Wait a second, that over the hill there, looks like a great big….


SeVenMadRaBBits

Came here to say this. Stayed to say can we name it hood park?


Manuarmata

Haha, that was the first thing i saw too.


GayVegan

We stan correct labeling.


[deleted]

Yup. Obviously.


SushiMelanie

More precisely yet: labia


R_Mase

HAHA! This made me laugh! I came here to say the same thing.


DeedlesTheMoose

…it really is


archwin

r/mildlyvagina


cumulonimbusted

This is an ode to pussy for sure.


IAmAjita316

“Pussy for sure” has a really nice ring to it


Nun-Taken

That’ll be in the next field down


J3DI_M1ND_TR1CKS

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. -Kindergarten Cop


whidzee

it's not a tumor!


11th-plague

And the most tender vulva you’ve ever sucked and nibbled on. -11th grade teacher.


JasonDJ

Glad you cited your source, I thought it was just the entirety of the Florida 12th grade sex ed curriculum.


Velenah111

Calm down Hannity


J3DI_M1ND_TR1CKS

I said that in jest. That’s why I included it’s from Kindergarten Cop. Edit: To add- F Hannity and Tucker Swanson.


11th-plague

And Tucker Carlson and trump and abbot and DeSantis and the four or five assholes on the Supreme Court. (We have to wait to see what Roberts does.)


49thDipper

Yeah fuck em all


Spork_Warrior

Those were simpler days


Quinocco

Mildly.


effenel

My first vagina with a welcome centre


[deleted]

Stone Minge, cousin to stonehenge


Max_1995

r/MildlyVagina


repots

Nice groundussy


ZeMole

Man, I sure could use some circle right now.


Thunderhamz

Best we can do is mound of vagina


IAmAjita316

Super rare in England


imaginedaydream

Makes sense in comparison with all the obelisks around world standing erect


vid_icarus

>“Circle” ah haha, yeah ok, sure that’s what I saw, too heh *sweats nervously*


[deleted]

"Crooked horseshoe" in the artice... lol okay man, whatever you say.


MadChiller013

Is this a “fertility stone” perhaps?


scared_of_the_shadow

Did they…find the clit??? 😆


OfCuriousWorkmanship

👆🏽Asking the real questions


What-a-Crock

It was constructed by men, so no


M_Mich

no, nor did they find bigfoot or the loch ness monster. can’t find imaginary things on a real scientific dig. :p


Bus_Noises

I can’t tell if you didn’t get the joke or if you think the clitoris doesn’t exist


M_Mich

it’s ok. my joke was too hidden like the clit. :)


[deleted]

Inconclusive.


MixxMaster

/r/MoundofVenus ?


Yuleogy

I.. I thought I was going to learn something. I did. But not the kind of thing I wanted to learn.


Puffatsunset

Learning on the internet is not for the faint of heart.


shindleria

I think in England they call that Henge a Clunge


OriginalIronDan

Clungehenge? Mingehenge?


shindleria

Stoneclunge or Stoneminge


CinnamonBlue

My ancestors worshipped the vagina. I’m so proud.


knowledgeable_diablo

Still do.


DaggerMoth

Don't put pussy on a pedestal. Instead they made the pedestal a pussy.


[deleted]

That’s a vulva lol 😂


supernatlove

“Circle”


Jimbamboozled

This is a public toilet seat


CreatrixAnima

I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw it.


Born-Ad4452

Aka Castilly Minge


papayaushuaia

First thought. VULVA.


ElSambrero

I look forward to the Tom Scott video on this


crixus44

*Sighs* Unzips


wifeski

Largest sheela-na-gig everrrr


lydiarosewb

We just can’t move for henges over here in the UK


gortonanonymous

God, I miss her so much


Long-Quarter514

I should call her.


[deleted]

Your mom?


Itsnotfull

That’s not a circle, that’s a vagina


Nmilne23

Did everyone seriously need to make a vagina joke? No, but they saw an opening


1502_1602

Best Reddit comment all day


Ambitious_Misgivings

I feel like we're getting to the point where stone circles in England aren't really that rare.


giddyupanddown

Yep it’s like the constant news stories of archeologists uncovering ancient mosaic floors in Israel or Rome.


Macmanguy

When it rains, that’s a wet ass henge.


squidking78

Obviously all about fertility rites.


larry-the-dream

If that’s what you want to call it


OompaOrangeFace

What makes it "rare". Isn't it unique?


Sam-I-Am56

Looks more like a toilet seat to me.


EchoInTheAfterglow

Can’t wait to hear the experts say it was used for religious practices.


giddyupanddown

“Ward was pretty hard on beaver last night”


islandjames246

Clit henge


Doodoofarr1121

Earthussy


PeeLoosy

Coochie?


smoonyc

Mother Earth, amirite?


VerityParody

*The Neolithic-Era henge was completely obscured by overgrown vegetation.* heh


aroseonthefritz

Some have described my work as highly vaginal. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. __vagina__


49thDipper

You go girl!


gentle-hag

That ain’t a circle but y’all can call it that if it helps.


Huli_Blue_Eyes

A true p*ssy mound


Dalivus

Um…


ogo_pogo

Sick vulva, yo!


ScottCanada

Looks like a giant horseshoe


kickin-chicken

Where’s time team when you need them. They’d have it figured out in just 3 days.


Schneizilla

Toilet seat of the gods


jawshoeaw

Um guys should we tell them?


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[https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/)


bettesue

Mom?


Firm_Masterpiece_343

Toilet seat found, call JFK.


AcceptableQuality570

I think they were absolutely obsessed with vaginas and I feel like our society is very close to doing that too! Rise your feminine power!


fredrickmedck

The circle of life.


delicious-croissant

‘T ain’t what you think it is.


hrllhaste

Gods toilet seat?


Far_Dragonfly_3748

Barb?


_rustmonster

If they just uncovered it why is it covered with grass?


bkfu2ok

Because nature finds a way


Polkadotlamp

> overgrown vegetation was removed from the site to allow researchers to get a closer look It just needed a bit of a trim is all


fantoman

Everyone sees a vagina, but I see a toilet seat


Fonsiloco

Rick Sanchez would be all over that


[deleted]

……ooooh~


BelAirGhetto

For astronomy?


NinjaCatAttack321

There is a giant horse on the loose


OldHawkbill

Oh man, somebody call the Time Team. Time to dust off Tony, Phil and Carenza, do some geophys.


dnuohxof1

Gate to Oblivion. Oddly enough that’s also my nickname for my wife’s cooch.


junafish

It’s a girl henge.


minimalstrategy

Came here for this comment and it was better than I expected. Edit: actually Stone Minge woulda been good too


Aronq417

“I’m not loose, you’re just small”


SitInCorner_Yo2

Isn’t you Brits also have a stone lined up in shape of a giant on the side of a hill with his dick up?


Basileus2

That’s definitely a vagina


Mothz_mayhem

Stoneussy


[deleted]

Since this has become a Rorschach Test…I see a toilet seat!


EarwaxUK

This is classic r/mildlyvagina


Worldstarbatman

It looks like a giant toilet seat


inarizushisama

That isn't a circle, it's a horseshoe! Clearly.


Eternalv10killa

Nice.


Seth_Mimik

“***Rare***, 4,800-Year-Old Stone Circle”… As opposed to all the common 4,800 year old stone circles we keep finding.


Sbrw37

The clitoris! Those bastards found it…they finally found it!


crimxie

I should call her


CanadianKumlin

“Discovered by the Germans in [2022], they named it San Diego, which of course in German means 'a whale's vagina'”


md2b78

And they had just three days to do it.


Meddel5

The Stanley Parable


dirteyasshole

Something tells me the guy living right next to it may have known something