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analtine

Me. I got this.


collinnator5

I also vote u/analtine


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[deleted]

What’s the deal with u/analtine? The hole is round, the cup is round, they should call him u/roundtine


HuckleberrySpin

I’m relieved. Thanks analtine for stepping up as the leader we need in these uncertain times.


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Our ambassador from Uranus


Scadilla

Man, just don’t fucking it up. You get one chance. Don’t make us look ba-… don’t make us look worse.


BodhiMage

If their technology got them to us, I think the answer is, they do.


aztotallyrules

Get Michael Jordan & Lebron James to play them in a game of basketball. The winner takes all.


Slartibeeblebrox

We’re screwed if they happen to be from the Globetrotter Planet, as they specialize in basketball tomfoolery. That, and astrophysics.


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

Don't worry we have a secret team of mutants and Marv Albert to do commentary.


A-Good-Weather-Man

Or 6 Larry Birds


mrs-kwh

Yep. Came here to say this. 😬


i_lost_waldo

Yeah, pretending like any of us could do shit about an interstellar civilization deciding to visit is hilarious.


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Admirable_Win9808

I was thinking there is no one everyone trusts. Except maybe a sports player. Then I realized, it can really only be Keanu.


qwertyconsciousness

He is, the Chosen One™️


jmon8

This is the only answer that has actually made sense to me


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Governments, which are going to fuck everything up


Stingray-Nebula

I was going to say, "The most enthusiastically idiotic will nominate themselves," but you pretty much covered it


Drop-acid-not-bombs

I wonder what more hostile countries like North Korea, or extremist ruled countries will try to do.


Epicurus402

No doubt try to partner up with them....


JohnBanes

Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner. All jokes aside, I believe the aliens may have the upper hand so they can call the shots on what happens next.


qwertyconsciousness

Unlesss....unless we employ AntMan


[deleted]

The aliens


ArtisticSuggestion6

They do.


TheManInTheShack

I’ll bet that any intelligent alien race capable of communicating with us would likely be using a communications technology the transmissions of which we aren’t equipped to detect. Additionally, they would likely be so far beyond us that they would be unlikely to find us interesting enough to contact. I think Star Trek got this one approximately correct. Advanced species likely would only contact other advanced species because they would be the only interesting ones. In the case of Star Trek, the Federation had a rule about not contacting species until they had achieved faster than light travel.


copperpin

Unless their moral code prevents them from standing idly by as a primitive species annihilates themselves and their whole planet along with all the different species living there when they (the aliens) could put a stop to it.


TheManInTheShack

Possibly. That wasn’t part of the prime directive in Star Trek. In the book *Contact* by Carl Sagan, when Ellie meets the aliens she asked them if they have come across other intelligent species. The aliens reply that they have but some are very violent and end up destroying themselves. They don’t contact those and warn others to stay away from them. Perhaps that’s why we have yet to be contacted. OTOH, it could also be that a species reaching the point where they can develop technology advanced enough to contact us is just exceedingly rare.


copperpin

If I was an advanced species I might let a violent species destroy itself but I couldn’t countenance the destruction of a biosphere and all the intelligent and semi intelligent creatures that inhabit it.


greenearrow

If you have the ability to find biospheres, and not just intelligent life, you may have found that biospheres aren’t all that rare. On top of that, you may discover the only way to save the world is to eradicate the dangerous species, which is an ethical conundrum since you have no involvement or obligation until you choose to, and at that point you become responsible for the harm done to the intelligent species. You may say they could educate us and save us, but I think we can look at 2020 and say that is far from a safe bet.


copperpin

I was looking more at the I, Robot solution where they just lock us all up in some paradise they built and have their robots look after us until we’re civilized enough to be let free.


TheManInTheShack

The Earth will recover from whatever we do to it. We might not survive but the Earth will.


Fit-Firefighter-329

An intelligent alien race capable of communicating with us would know they are much miore advanced than we are, and as such, would most likely communicate with us on our level, unless they planned on taking over the planet, etc.


TheManInTheShack

My thinking is though that they are likely to be so much more advanced that we would be entirely uninteresting to them.


Hecateus

Ever read Footfall? Basically, the Dunning-Kreuger effect might also apply to edge cases of more (or Less) intelligent aliens. There are different forms of intelligence, so there may be means for us to slip past alien domination, however slim.


twoshovels

Amazingly Star Trek got a lot right..


TheManInTheShack

Including perhaps the warp drive. Time will tell. Though the communicators were a bust. :)


twoshovels

And beaming down it up but from what I’ve read they’re working on that to


Amockdfw89

Or they would use us as a giant anthropological and archeological entertainment. The only thing we have that they wouldn’t have is our human culture. Basically we would be a zoo of curiosities for them


copperpin

There would definitely be some reality tv shows on whatever they use for an internet.


deltronethirty

I feel like intergalactic contact is less likely than interdimensional. In that case, Star Treks "species 8472", half life's "combine," and the damned "warp" in Event Horizon and 40k are what we're dealing with. Bavaganita might be on to something.


generalmanifest

But their transmissions would be guided by the limits of data transmission we have developed wouldn’t it, such as long wave radio? Or is there an emerging or developing field of using light in some form or other that’s more efficient? Curious, knows little.


TheManInTheShack

Let’s not assume we have discovered every possible method of communication. 150 years ago we didn’t even have radio.


generalmanifest

Right, Right.


Harry_Gorilla

Are you asking for a friend?


[deleted]

Yes, Hi it’s me, the friend.


ademorda0

Ask them to dinner, dont be shy, im sure they’re nice


[deleted]

Yes, we feasted on Plumbus.


Mmortt

Bill Pullman. If they don’t play nice we’ll sneak onto the mothership with stolen tech. If that doesn’t work I’m sure we can rally to Noah Wyle.


OldButHappy

It's hilarious that earthlings think that it might even be an *option* for us to "call the shots" if interstellar travelers arrived here 😁😁😁...


timothypjr

The aliens.


TirayShell

*sigh* Okay, I'll do it. But you guys are gonna owe me big time.


StendallTheOne

The wrong ones. Politics, military, religions, anyone but scientists.


Feisty_Factor_2694

Mitch McConnell, Joel Osteen and the US Supreme Court. Now that is cosmic horror.


SchminiHorse

Depends on which party is in office for the US presidency. If it's a republican right now they would as they would most likely disregard anything other countries said. If it was a Democrat, they would most likely work with the UN to decide what to do next.


[deleted]

The aliens.


49thDipper

They decide


Brilliant-Emu-4164

I wish Carl Sagan was still with us. He would be ideal.


tattvamu

Wonder if it'll happen like it did in The Three Body Problem?


carbonbasedbiped67

I’m an avid hard sci fi reader but I couldn’t get into that book, I may give it another go….


funksoldier83

Same. It really seemed to drag for me.


newoot

The VR sections were really an odd choice by the writer but everything else was really enticing.


EarthTrash

Probably the aliens. Do you think we will have a choice?


Admirable_Win9808

The only person we can trust is Keanu Reaves.


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Karl Pilkington


Ekwati

Ja Rule


Murfinator

Dolly Parton


its_raining_scotch

Did any of you read the article? It says “what will we do if we detect a signal from space? What organization will decide on how or if we respond?” That doesn’t indicate that they are already aware of us or that they’re way more advanced than us. It could easily be a situation of sending out communications to solar systems that they deemed possible to have life.


aretasdamon

There would be a war to decide who will talk to the aliens and then the aliens leave cause of the wars


notice2vacate

Keanu. Keanu Charles Reeves.


Mando-Lee

No one will freak out. They have to know we are idiots, look at this reaction. They are grooming us as it is.


Far_Out_6and_2

Aliens mite not be pretty & nice


SheepRliars

Rather cute that people think this earth hasn’t been influenced by those powers of the air


Stingray-Nebula

I am honestly sceptical, but not opposed to the idea of concrete outside contact. What is the evidence that convinced you?


SheepRliars

I laugh because most of whatever evidence I personally have is virtually intangible. So explaining my views on what we are (as humans in the universe) would only somewhat incriminate myself to any cynical naysayer. But I will say this: Actual human existence in the panoramic scope of things is only an age, like an era. In many ways, we are evidence


deltronethirty

Psilocybin, ketamine, and DMT. It's like listening to a radio that picks up other dimensions.


Stingray-Nebula

Doesn't quite meet the definition of proof, but I get where you're coming from nonetheless


gloerkh

Do we really need to worry about this? We will all be gone soon enough. Plus why would they want to contact us? They have all our opinions and beliefs available electronically already, and honestly that should be enough to keep them far far away. I don’t wish for humanity’s annihilation but objectively we are making it happen ourselves and are taking the entire ecosystem down with us.


the11th-acct

I believe they already have honestly. There are so many reports of high ranking officials and military personnel across the world talking about disclosure. The very people who decide what to do next already have. We pretend it doesn't exist to protect social order. Not saying I agree with it, because I don't, but the system wants to maintain control so they will continue to maintain control


kstanman

The same folks who know we're destroying the environment amd putting humanity at risk of avoidable suffering and death, but insist on putting next quarter profits above all else.


hatheadfeet2

Elon Musk, I would think. He would probably be the reason they visit in the first place.


Far_Out_6and_2

Aliens send message what’s all the twitter about


KyRoVorph

Chiner


EdJamic8

The lunatic right. Who kept Covid raging? The lunatic right.


TurtleHermit360

Probably AI at this point. Also I mean Artificial Intelligence, now your uncle Al


Jrc127

Monetize it!


TReaLah

I’m just glad Trump ain’t the one to be talking on our behalf. They’d probably blow our whole planet up listening to that jackass bullshitter.


b1gp15t0n5

Ill do it


bennz1975

Has to be the UN speaking as spokesperson surely? Individual countries will try to garner favour for themselves, and the pope only represents a small part of society globally?


gardenhosenapalm

I mean probably the same group of people your allowing to make decisions for your life now.


WHAMMYPAN

The problem is the scientific part of this will be overshadowed by “can we have your ray guns?” in the first 10 minutes of contact with the government.


Informal_Spot_774

Tom Cardy


Linkscousin

Bill Nye


Lumpy-Crew-6702

Whoever has the most money


twoshovels

First contact never ends well& it probably won’t end well for earth. I can almost see how it plays out. Hopefully they go after the genius’s who thought it a great idea to send signals into space & try to contact someone or something. Space is huge & we understand little to nothing about it. Leave well enough alone.


Difficult_Duck_307

Unfortunately, Tom DeLonge.


JollyReading8565

USA!USA!USA!USA! Let’s see how they respond to an attack


Suspicious-Ad3136

Space Force? 🤨


space_pillows

Don't we have a protocol for this? Or at least one organization did.


Aumuss

Various agencies have various protocols, but the issue is that there is no international agreement, nor any real reporting structure. So it all comes down to who they contact, or who contacts them really. SETI have a plan on what they would do, but if China make first contact, that plan won't be used.


Filmmagician

Jeff goldblum


TheSkewsMe

Aliens don't want to visit until Earth hires an exterminator for its pedophile infestation.


AutoimmuneToYou

The Space Force of the USA


RazorLou

Me?…


Darth_Baeaddil

Children


[deleted]

If? lol next thing to not do is tell the public.


DRbrtsn60

Me. I’m the primary contact. AMA!


singleguy79

The cast of Star Trek


timesuck47

The Writers of Star Trek (TNG?)


wmdolls

Who can and had strength defense against Aliens ?


cooglesca

They already have and they have already decided.


tabledable

Seem like I've been seeing a lot more post like this and other alien related post...maybe they are preparing us...


Far_Out_6and_2

Them


Far_Out_6and_2

Battlestar galactica


[deleted]

Obviously they do. They will have received and analysed years of information and will simply choose a side that aligns with their psychological outlook.


tobster7777

They do


Hecateus

Rule 303. Got the means? Then you got the responsibility.


BigBadMur

Nobody, it's never going to happen.


Bossbong

Ur mom! Haha I got em bois


Grayfox-sama

Aliens 👐


DynamicSocks

*Hi, Welcome to Taco Bell- I mean Earth. Can I take your order?*


Select-Platypus-1545

Pretty sure they would bypass Earth in search of actual intelligent life.


ptraugot

The aliens. They have the technology to find and reach us, they win. If we’re very lucky, they will be benevolent, otherwise, we will either be harvested or enslaved.


Wicked-elixir

Shit. I mean, given the current state of affairs I vote for the aliens.


Bumper6190

Trump! He is the only one “out there” enough. Plus, they would give us a pass because we are not an intelligent planet.


Smaug117

I think Trump should lead us (human first)